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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in WTF Spam - Gibberish, Poppycock, and Random Letters | Posted on 06-30-2010

I didn’t even know a keyboard could make symbols like that. Cool!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in University Degree Spam - Get a Real Fake Diploma Today!, WTF Spam - Gibberish, Poppycock, and Random Letters | Posted on 04-04-2010

You know what’s really fucked up about this? I knew right away this was an email for getting a fake online degree. WTF? How is it possible that I can read this?

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Penis Spam - Get a Bigger, Harder, Thicker, More Erect Penis Now!, WTF Spam - Gibberish, Poppycock, and Random Letters | Posted on 01-26-2010

Awesome. A bunch of gibberish, a  suspect URL, a broken English banner, and the best WTF line ever: “Soon a magic wagon rolled up.” Huh? A big two thumbs up for this one.

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Good day, Denise!

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World’s Most Desperate Spammer

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in WTF Spam - Gibberish, Poppycock, and Random Letters | Posted on 01-26-2010

Well, they made it through my spam filter…but at what cost? Pity the fool who clicks on this link.

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in One Pill Makes You Larger Spam - Online Pharmacies, Pills, and Erectile Dysfuntion Cures, WTF Spam - Gibberish, Poppycock, and Random Letters | Posted on 12-25-2009

Ha. ha. Even their lame attempts to pass through my spam filter didn’t help. Found this in my Junk folder. Thanks Thunderbird! But the real question is, if you got this email,  how stupid would have to be to still order from someone who’s flat out telling you in no uncertain terms that they are a scam?

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in WTF Spam - Gibberish, Poppycock, and Random Letters | Posted on 11-09-2009

Hmmm, sounds interesting!

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Iiiieeeeee! Or Something Like That.

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in WTF Spam - Gibberish, Poppycock, and Random Letters | Posted on 09-23-2009

I think this is a literal translation of how Daryl Hanna  spoke in her native mermaid tongue in the movie Splash. Just a guess.

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A Linguist’s Nightmare..or Wet Dream…Not sure.

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in WTF Spam - Gibberish, Poppycock, and Random Letters | Posted on 09-04-2009

Hot tip on a hot stock! China You TV Corp (CYTV)  is on the move. Don’t miss out as this stock is “goi-ng to expload_!”

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in WTF Spam - Gibberish, Poppycock, and Random Letters | Posted on 09-02-2009

Wow I had no idea I could get ȃWƒƒƒ at that price! That’s a seriously good deal.

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Funny Butthole Wipe Dispenser…But WTF?

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in WTF Spam - Gibberish, Poppycock, and Random Letters | Posted on 09-01-2009

Huh?

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Son of the King of the WTF Email Spam

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in WTF Spam - Gibberish, Poppycock, and Random Letters | Posted on 08-31-2009

Short and sweet…and completely incomprehensible. No hyperlinks either. WTF does the spammer think I’m supposed to do with this information?

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King of the WTF Email Spam

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in WTF Spam - Gibberish, Poppycock, and Random Letters | Posted on 08-31-2009

Seriously. This is exactly how I got it. No hyperlinks either. Huh?

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Weird Flacid and Erect Penis Drawings

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Penis Spam - Get a Bigger, Harder, Thicker, More Erect Penis Now!, WTF Spam - Gibberish, Poppycock, and Random Letters | Posted on 08-31-2009

If the weird drawing reverse CAPTCHA type penis drawing isn’t enough to prompt a visit to their website, there’s pages of awesome gibberish to read! Going once, going twice…sold to the truly desperate man  with the wet noodle winkie!

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