Dubious Blueberry Claims

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in I'm Too Sexy for This Shirt Spam - Lose Weight, Gain Muscle and Look Hot Doing It! | Posted on 03-17-2010

I think they meant to say “win the war on aging”. I don’t think anyone’s against anti-aging. That’s something you’d most definitely be “pro”. Beside the dubious medical claims is the promise to “help you feel better about yourself”. Huh? I think I’d need to see the research on blueberries and their distal effect on self esteem in humans before I’d agree with that one. I’m not even going to get into the grow four pints of blueberries a day claim. I need at least six biotch!

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Acai Pure…Yeah, Pure Bullshit.

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in I'm Too Sexy for This Shirt Spam - Lose Weight, Gain Muscle and Look Hot Doing It! | Posted on 12-10-2009

Thanks Jim, but my name’s not Ray you kook! Plus acai is just a berry. That’s it. A piece of fruit you moron. I’m definitely not your friend anymore. Read more about this Acai scam.

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Condemned to Acai Hell…

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in I'm Too Sexy for This Shirt Spam - Lose Weight, Gain Muscle and Look Hot Doing It! | Posted on 09-07-2009

When you pitch to men, if it doesn’t lead to getting more pussy, then forget about it. It’s a simple formula: bigger penis= more women, fast cars = more women, more money=more women. Judging from these acai berry ads, women don’t seem to need the pay-off. Simply being thinner is good enough. It doesn’t have to lead to  more men, more money,  or more anything. How cute.

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Vision is Necessary in This Accomplishment. I promise!!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in I'm Too Sexy for This Shirt Spam - Lose Weight, Gain Muscle and Look Hot Doing It! | Posted on 09-07-2009

Are the quotes on “complete” for ironic effect? Did the FDA designate these berries as “Chock-full” or is that a layperson’s term? I also doubt the condition that vision is required. I bet blind people could drink acai juice just fine…unless you hid the cup or something.

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