Ronald’s Free Energy Blueprint Kit is Total Bullshit of Course

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in As Seen on TV Spam - Questionable and Useless Products | Posted on 05-06-2011

Ronald’s got an interesting scam going here. First he’s piggybacking on the Honor of America poster offer to pitch his perpetual motion machine. What? You mean it really exists? Free endless energy for the entire world? Why haven’t I heard of this? Ronald explains on his website:

This kind of technology can completely eliminate the energy crisis in the world. It’s fairly simple and cheap to make. You’re probably wondering, if there is technology that creates free energy, why haven’t you heard about it? It is because the large energy corporations are actively suppressing this technology.

The Free Energy Blueprint introduces a rarely known method which has been deliberately suppressed over the years. Few years ago, after a nearly decade of research and experimenting, I created the first working prototype of the free energy generator. I showed a working version of my generator to several close associates. The next day, when I came back to my office, I noticed that my office has been raided. To my big shock, all my prototypes were taken along with some other technical documents regarding the generator. During the following days I received an anonymous phone call, telling me to stop all work on the generator, and never to attempt to redevelop it, and if I didn’t comply to what was instructed, I would face devastating consequences.

So there you have it. On his own he’s proven Einstein wrong and obliterated every truth we once knew about physics by creating a machine that produces endless energy for free and instead of say, selling it to the Government for a billion dollars and collecting a Nobel Prize in physics, he’s spreading his secret though email spam to random people. What a selfless human being! Of course, his offer begs the question:

If you really were threatened with devastation by the energy companies if you developed this invention, don’t you think that telling the word how to make the device would incur the same wraith?  Just sayin’.

Ronald Thought You Should See This!

You have received this email because Ronald thought you would be interested in HonorOfAmerica.com.

Ronald had the following comments:

Hello, My name is Ronald, and I’m going to show you how to eliminate
your power bill. My Free Energy Blueprint kit is going to show you how to
build a magnetic free energy generator, which is a device which increases
energy efficiency, and propels itself perpetually using a series of
magnets. When properly implemented, this device can power your whole
household for free.
Click this link
http://www.plimus.com/jsp/redirect.jsp?contractId=2913704&referrer=ramilseng
for more info…

Would you like to eliminate your power bill, and stop being held hostage
by the power company and their ever-rising power bills?
My Free Energy Blueprint will teach you how to build a zero point free
energy generator, which works by itself, powers itself without needing any
external sources of energy or raw materials. By implementing this device,
you will be able to generate absolutely free energy, which in turn, will
decrease or even completely eliminate your power bill.
Whether you want to slightly reduce your power bill or completely
eliminate it, my Free Energy Blueprint is the solution that will help you.
Click this link
http://www.plimus.com/jsp/redirect.jsp?contractId=2913704&referrer=ramilseng
for more info…

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“Real” Two Dollar Elvis Bill

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in As Seen on TV Spam - Questionable and Useless Products | Posted on 04-18-2011

A literal license to print money. Take a two dollar bill, print some butt ugly graphics on top that only an Elvis fan could appreciate and then flip them for $19.99 each. I have to admire the pure chutzpa of the whole concept.

Fake real two dollar Elvis bill

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Clogs for every occasion!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in As Seen on TV Spam - Questionable and Useless Products | Posted on 12-03-2010

I swear I didn’t make up that title. I assume this must be a desperate rebranding effort. There is no way anyone will think of “comfort”, let alone “legendary comfort” when they think of clogs ever. Never ever. Not going to happen. Nada. No chance. Zero possibility. Nope. No way Jose. Fugetaboutit!!!

clogs legendary comfort spam

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Fine “Ass” Jewelry “Collection”

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in As Seen on TV Spam - Questionable and Useless Products, Miscellaneous Spam - Spam That Defies Categorization | Posted on 07-31-2010

Well, I guess some spam is OK. However their abuse of quotation marks is just unacceptable. Are they saying this jewelry isn’t fine and that it’s actually crap.

Subject: Gorgeous Collection

We Only Carry “Fine” Jewelry….

It’s a Beautiful Collection.

ass jewelry

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Bare Lifts – Eliminate back bulge while still getting bust support

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in As Seen on TV Spam - Questionable and Useless Products | Posted on 06-16-2010

Maybe I’m old fashioned but I think the “saggy” boobs look better. The part about “realigning your nipple to a higher position” is a little disturbing though. I keep thinking of a puck on an air hockey table. I think they meant to say it pushes your breast higher so your nipple appears higher. I seriously doubt they meant that the nipple itself slides around the surface of the breast.

bare lifts ad

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BeenVerified.com Will Verify Your Hotness

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in As Seen on TV Spam - Questionable and Useless Products | Posted on 04-27-2010

I ran a background check with my free trial, and yes, they are real and she’s single.

nice tits on been verified model

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Tri-Star Hanging Strawberry Buy 1 Get 1 Free Scam

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in As Seen on TV Spam - Questionable and Useless Products | Posted on 04-18-2010

Here’s the deal. I go strawberry picking every weekend in the summer with my daughter. Not only that I also grow my own. Strawberries do not grow in a vine. They have a cluster, then send out a runner with a baby cluster on it that roots itself. Once the runner is established it will start to grow strawberries. It too will send out a runner eventually. So if the drawing was accurate it would show the top making berries then all these runners sending out roots trying to establish itself but completely berry-less. Plus, the Tri-Star variety doesn’t produce year around, it’s not possible for this variety. It also needs lots of direct sunlight so forget about growing it indoors. Fucking botanical liars.

hanging strawberry plant scam spamHere’s the full text:

Grow Strawberries All Year Long. You’ll have delicious strawberries in just 60 days. You can pot in soil or any other potting medium.

For only $9.98 plus $6.95 S&H, you can grow your own delicious, juicy Tri-Star All Season Strawberries. Each package includes an 8 1/2 inch hanging basket, 3 Tri-Star Strawberry Plants & our easy care instructions! And as special BONUS OFFER we’ll send you a second package absolutely FREE, just pay $6.95 S&H. Now growing your own fruits have never been easier!

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Shop at Peronalizationmall.com for All Your Butt Ugly Tree Ornaments!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in As Seen on TV Spam - Questionable and Useless Products | Posted on 12-19-2009

Hey, if the hideousness of these tacky engraved ornaments wasn’t enough, you get a crap velvet bag to put them in. Now if it only had rhinestones on it as well..

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Sketchy Stoner Guys Will Check Your Credit Report for “FREE” Dude!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in As Seen on TV Spam - Questionable and Useless Products | Posted on 12-06-2009

“Dude, I can’t believe we got this totally bitchin’ job checking peoples credit reports!”

“Yeah, like totally dude!”

credit_score_dudes

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Buy Your Creepy Emo Dude on Rug Today!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in As Seen on TV Spam - Questionable and Useless Products | Posted on 12-06-2009

Uh, do I have to keep the emo dude or can I throw him away?

creepy_rug_guy

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LifePolicy.com Cares About My Turkey…

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in As Seen on TV Spam - Questionable and Useless Products | Posted on 12-02-2009

It’s never too late to protect your turkey’s future. How will ensure your turkey’s financial security should you pass away?

elifePolicytop

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Burn Your Colon!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in As Seen on TV Spam - Questionable and Useless Products | Posted on 09-23-2009

I don’t think you should ever use the words “burn” and “colon” in the same sentence. I’m just sayin’.

fat_burning_colon_cleanse

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Haste to Click!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in As Seen on TV Spam - Questionable and Useless Products | Posted on 09-19-2009

I think they meant quantitative, but none the less I don’t think I’ve ever dreamed of it. In case you’re not sure how to purchase something online they’ve provided a nice set of  instructions. Very helpful of them!

If you are dreaming of purchasing cheap and qualitative software, you are just one step away from it. All you have to do is choose the needed product, get out your credit card and place your order.
Haste to click

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Astoundingly Fantastic and New!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in As Seen on TV Spam - Questionable and Useless Products | Posted on 09-08-2009

Wow. That’s a ton of adjectives! I’m completely totally and exceptionally excited!

This astoundingly fantastic-new costless tooth
illumination-kit will speedily brighten your teeth
in a mere 7 hrs. Gain your tooth whitening-kit
w/toothbrush prior to there being none left.
http://ornhpe.kulufort.com/vmqbt/wfeqzy/zotwr/

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Awesome Light Saber Hair Thingy!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in As Seen on TV Spam - Questionable and Useless Products | Posted on 09-07-2009

Tanya Roberts time travels to the future and brings back this amazing light saber hair thingy. She later discovers, first hand, that it’s really a vibrator that human slaves use to pleasure their robot masters.

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Get Rid of Those Unsightly Jellyfish Scars

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in As Seen on TV Spam - Questionable and Useless Products | Posted on 09-07-2009

You can’t treat jellyfish scars with cellulite creams! What fools! The best part? Way down at the bottom it says “simulated images”. Huh? It’s a friggin’ before and after shot! If you’re going to fake it then might as well go crazy and show massive dimples, craters, boils, scabs, puss pockets and scales. What a bunch of cowards!

cellulite1

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A Bunch of Vaginas…Uhhh, I Mean Smiles

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in As Seen on TV Spam - Questionable and Useless Products | Posted on 09-04-2009

Does anyone else think this looks like a bunch of vaginas?

spilsuorglam-1

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Obama Plate. Yes You Can…But Don’t

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in As Seen on TV Spam - Questionable and Useless Products | Posted on 09-02-2009

Just because you CAN doesn’t mean you SHOULD. Not sure how a mass marketed item is also “not available in public circulation”

Change Has Come! Historic Presidential Victory Plate
Now you can own a piece of history! Celebrate the victorious election of our 44th President of the United States, America’s first African American Commander, with the commemorative plate from the American Historic Society™. The Historic Victory Plate™ is a priceless work of art featuring the triumphant President-Elect surrounded by the American flag and spectacular fireworks celebration.  This first collectors issue plate celebrates with the inscription “Change Has Come” scripted in22K Gold text. The back displays the seal of the American Historic Society and documents the historic electoral and popular vote totals on Election Day.

presidentplate1

Order Now

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