Well, I guess some spam is OK. However their abuse of quotation marks is just unacceptable. Are they saying this jewelry isn’t fine and that it’s actually crap.
Subject: Gorgeous Collection
We Only Carry “Fine” Jewelry….
It’s a Beautiful Collection.
Maybe I’m old fashioned but I think the “saggy” boobs look better. The part about “realigning your nipple to a higher position” is a little disturbing though. I keep thinking of a puck on an air hockey table. I think they meant to say it pushes your breast higher so your nipple appears higher. I seriously doubt they meant that the nipple itself slides around the surface of the breast.
I ran a background check with my free trial, and yes, they are real and she’s single.
Here’s the deal. I go strawberry picking every weekend in the summer with my daughter. Not only that I also grow my own. Strawberries do not grow in a vine. They have a cluster, then send out a runner with a baby cluster on it that roots itself. Once the runner is established it will start to grow strawberries. It too will send out a runner eventually. So if the drawing was accurate it would show the top making berries then all these runners sending out roots trying to establish itself but completely berry-less. Plus, the Tri-Star variety doesn’t produce year around, it’s not possible for this variety. It also needs lots of direct sunlight so forget about growing it indoors. Fucking botanical liars.
Here’s the full text:
Grow Strawberries All Year Long. You’ll have delicious strawberries in just 60 days. You can pot in soil or any other potting medium.
For only $9.98 plus $6.95 S&H, you can grow your own delicious, juicy Tri-Star All Season Strawberries. Each package includes an 8 1/2 inch hanging basket, 3 Tri-Star Strawberry Plants & our easy care instructions! And as special BONUS OFFER we’ll send you a second package absolutely FREE, just pay $6.95 S&H. Now growing your own fruits have never been easier!
Hey, if the hideousness of these tacky engraved ornaments wasn’t enough, you get a crap velvet bag to put them in. Now if it only had rhinestones on it as well..
“Dude, I can’t believe we got this totally bitchin’ job checking peoples credit reports!”
“Yeah, like totally dude!”
Uh, do I have to keep the emo dude or can I throw him away?
It’s never too late to protect your turkey’s future. How will ensure your turkey’s financial security should you pass away?
I don’t think you should ever use the words “burn” and “colon” in the same sentence. I’m just sayin’.
I think they meant quantitative, but none the less I don’t think I’ve ever dreamed of it. In case you’re not sure how to purchase something online they’ve provided a nice set of instructions. Very helpful of them!
Wow. That’s a ton of adjectives! I’m completely totally and exceptionally excited!
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Tanya Roberts time travels to the future and brings back this amazing light saber hair thingy. She later discovers, first hand, that it’s really a vibrator that human slaves use to pleasure their robot masters.
You can’t treat jellyfish scars with cellulite creams! What fools! The best part? Way down at the bottom it says “simulated images”. Huh? It’s a friggin’ before and after shot! If you’re going to fake it then might as well go crazy and show massive dimples, craters, boils, scabs, puss pockets and scales. What a bunch of cowards!
Does anyone else think this looks like a bunch of vaginas?
Just because you CAN doesn’t mean you SHOULD. Not sure how a mass marketed item is also “not available in public circulation”
Change Has Come! Historic Presidential Victory Plate
Now you can own a piece of history! Celebrate the victorious election of our 44th President of the United States, America’s first African American Commander, with the commemorative plate from the American Historic Society™. The Historic Victory Plate™ is a priceless work of art featuring the triumphant President-Elect surrounded by the American flag and spectacular fireworks celebration. This first collectors issue plate celebrates with the inscription “Change Has Come” scripted in22K Gold text. The back displays the seal of the American Historic Society and documents the historic electoral and popular vote totals on Election Day.
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