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With a name like “Doc Edu Team” you know they must be good.

Here’s how it will really go down.

After spending thousands on their useless degree program you’ll approach your boss.

“Mr Smith, I just completed my online doctorate program!”

“So? What has that got to do with me?”

“Well now that I have all this education I think you should pay me and extra $2,000 more per week.”

“You’re shitting me right?”

” Uh, no…I just thought..”

“Well you thought wrong. Now get the fuck out of my office before I fire your ass for being such a douche.”

You know what’s really fucked up about this? I knew right away this was an email for getting a fake online degree. WTF? How is it possible that I can read this?

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Yep, you can become an accountant today. Not get started today. Not sign up today. Actually become one. Of course,  Jacob included two throw away email addresses, no contact info, no website and his title is Accounting at Edu Staff, so you know this is totally legit.

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Wow! Only one week training, that’s sick! Count me in on this online school scam.

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Best thing you can do to stop a crime, right now, with little or no effort? Don’t apply to this bullshit school.

Damn, why do all the hotties get their diploma online? But did they really have laptops in 1978? And what’s with all these people who recline on one arm while working on a laptop?

Become an expert is ballistics analysis, finger print analysis and forensic toxicology without ever stepping into a classroom. Suuuure, totally makes sense. Here’s the UPS truck with a fresh cadaver, some poison samples, and freshly fired guns and bullets… start learnin’ boy! Yeah! I love my new online Forensic Science School!

Two problems. I have no idea what a “tech degree” is, and I don’t think  I’m good looking enough to go to this school.  He probably pays the Asian guy in the corner to do his homework for him. BTW, the Asian guy must by typing furiously on his F keys. If he’s updating the BIOS he really should be looking at the screen. Just sayin’.

Whenever there is an opening in the police department  in my town, they get a couple of hundred highly qualified applicants, most of which have bachelors degrees and previous experience in law enforcement or the military. But hey, you can beat all those suckers who did it the hard way with this awesome online cop school!

What can I say. This school looks awesome! Fuck school, just give me the degree biotch!

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I’m not sure what’s more bizarre: that someone would respond to such a typo infested email touting an online college degree…or that I can actually read this.

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