I’ve been tagging this spam for days and still my spam filter can’t be trained to spot it. Suspecting something was up I checked out the source code. Wow, clever stuff.

So this is what appears in your email visually. Lots of clear information about Viagra and Levitra. Something that my spam filter should have no problem identifying.

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However, that’s not how my spam filter sees it. To my spam filter it’s a bunch of gibberish. They set up several style classes. These are tags that tell a browser or your email client on how to display the text. You wrap the text in a “span class” and then it renders that way. In this case they set up they set up a class that can render text as white (so you can’t see it) and floats it to the right (so it’s out of the way). So my email client display this code:

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AS THIS

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Without the styles it would look like this:

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Which is exactly how my spam filter reads it. But the style classes render the chunks of gibberish as tiny white text and floats it out of the way to the right. So we only see the letters that make up the phrase “Viagra Professional”

Clever no?

So these scumbags send me this email message. And then they have the nerve to redirect me to a site explaining that this is not spam and that they will sue anyone who slanders them. Then they ask you to buy stuff for friends! Unfucking believable!

Below is a screenshot of their broken English bullshit threats. ( You can view a PDF version here)

But wait it get’s even better, not only are they threatening a lawsuit for calling them spammers they themselves are appropriating the trademarked name and colors from legitimate pharmacy CVS. Too fucking funny.

Yeah right, they are totally going to sue me. May they burn in hell for eternity and a day.

Subject : !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mail Client ID: 02126-05515-05022-73744

http://ojnicework.com (redirects to jfklove.net)

This one’s interesting. How about writing you message out of little number eights so it gets past the spam filters? The first link takes you to a Russian Bride site filled with hot chicks, and the second link takes you to a Viagra store. At least they got the order right. Find girl, then get erection.

Wow, this ones slick. I have over a hundred domains with GoDaddy but even then the invoice was way too high since they are automatically renewed upon expiration. So I clicked on the link and wouldn’t you know it, after some weird redirect,  it takes me to the infamous Canadian Pharmacy. Might be a virus involved as well. Not sure. So how do you know it’s fake without clicking on the links? View the header or source code of the email. You’ll see it’s not really from Godaddy. In my case it was from jobberseyy3@regalcandy.com

Dear clay@claytowne.com,

Thank you for ordering from GoDaddy.com! This email contains important information regarding your recent purchase — please save it for reference.

This one’s pretty harmless. The attached HTML file just takes you to a Viagra site. Still, one has to wonder. The reason these spammers send these out is because it works. This means that some guys will click on the file thinking this is an official update from Microsoft. When they get redirected to a Viagra site and realize they’ve been tricked, they’ll go “hey, this company just tried to trick me but since I’m here I might as well drop a hundred bucks on erectile dysfunction medication.” You must be full retard to buy from someone that just made it clear they are criminals.

You have (8) messages from Microsoft Outlook.

Please re-configure your Microsoft Outlook again.

Download attached setup file and install.

Fuck yeah! Why stop drinking yourself to death? Now when you come home reeking of alcohol, cussing to yourself, and bumping into the furniture, you can still be sporting a raging hard on. Your wife will be so impressed!

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This one’s just weird. They go to all this trouble to pretend they are my internet service provider and explaining this new interest based web matching system only to try and get me to click through to their Viagra site. Their whole pitch is fake. How odd. Usually these emails are phishing schemes or attempts to get you install a virus.

Dear Valued Customer.

As your internet service provider we are always striving
to improve our service to you. We have a new habit-based
internet browsing feature enabled on your account. It's
free and works like this.

1) Based on a "theme" of websites you visit, our systems
automatically will send you the best value oriented product
or service you are looking for. We use Google for value and
then our system generates the web page link for you.

2) You will get random emails from us with links based on
what you viewed the most. It will be links that are the best
dollar value.

3) If you like the product/service we have found then we
have helped out and our new Habit-Browsing feature is a
success.

We hope you enjoy the new feature on your account.
Here is the first webpage based on your browsing
habit:

http://marriagesafety2.com

Best Regards,
Customer Service Account Team
Broadband ISP

This is a ‘best of’ collection from a series single line erectile dysfunction spam emails. The subject line was “Resolve to Bed More Chicks in 2010?”. Why they put a question mark is a mystery. I understand them all except “shoot the bar girl”. Did perhaps they meant “shoot your load in the bar girl”? The promise that “she’ll swallow if you take this” is especially dubious. I seriously doubt that a harder erection will suddenly change her preference on that subject. Just sayin’.

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Discover hotter, more pleasurable sex with Dr Max Man
Pump her hard and longer than ever before
She’ll swallow if you take this
Make sure you are always hard and ready
Lengthen your erection time, and delay your ejaculation time
Shoot deeper into her with your extra inches
Assured gains in dimensions within weeks
She wants you really hard tonight
Your lady deserves better, give it to her now
Realize your fantasy as a sex god
You will need to sound proof your room
Your lady will be dying to hop in bed
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I’m not kidding, this is the photo they used for this penis enlargement and erectile dysfunction spam. Are you turned on yet by the mixed gender group of teenagers watching your erection grow?

Hallo! We have some great news for you.

Our enlargement pills are available for you for FREE only this month! You are welcome to visit our site to read the details and to place an order for your FREE test Bottle. Feel the wonderful effect and the great changes that our pills bring to you. Your future success depends on our enlargement pills. You will easily feel the joy of making love and will bring the great satisfaction to any girl within only six month after you start taking our pills in. Moreover your friend will become a few inches longer and wider and your erection will become as strong as never before. You will impress any girl you want with your new large device. So don’t wait anymore and order the FREE Bottle right away at our site and get back to order the full treatment course. We are always glad to welcome you at our site and to give you the professional advise on curing your men’s problems.

Ha. ha. Even their lame attempts to pass through my spam filter didn’t help. Found this in my Junk folder. Thanks Thunderbird! But the real question is, if you got this email,  how stupid would have to be to still order from someone who’s flat out telling you in no uncertain terms that they are a scam?

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Uh, this is totally not giving me an erection.

Have you ever wanted to have

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But you don’t want to make a difficult painful surgery and want to stay unrecognized? Then our enlargement pills will help you to do it in a very short term. You don’t need to attend clinics and buy expensive medications as our pills are very cheap and VERY effective. Thousands of people who have already tested our pills say that the result they achieved is even better than they expected. Watching the pictures they sent to us, you can make sure in it and see the great difference. Besides that, no surgery needed as you take our pills for a certain period of time. The treatment course usually lasts no more than six month, but this period is enough for you to increase the length of your device up to 6 inches and increase more than 20% of its length. Our special offer for you today is 2 100% FREE Bottles of our pills that you will get after you order the treatment course which includes 4 bottles of our pills.

Wow, this one’s prophetic. You do run the risk of being scammed. Like from them.

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Another “best of” selection from a series of  erectile dysfunction spam. I wonder, do the spammers find these as funny as I do? I mean, is it intentionally written in a fucked up “me no speak English” way or is it the actual result of foreigners trying their best to write ad copy. However, the one touting you to “Invest in your wang! Even the best lube won’t save her butt after you’ll take this booster!” is just downright mean.

Give your rod perfect condition
More than 100000 of men worldwide trust their carnal well-being to our

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Make your zipper swollen!
Get on a whole new level in love mastery! With our solutions your body won’t

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Excite your pistol
Make your weenie resolute!

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Super goodriller male potion
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Stubborn wang is easy!
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For non-stop night attacks
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Invest in your wang!
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Be good at humping!
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The most elegant and polite Viagra spam ever.

Is there an endless supply of virility euphemisms? My bet is the “drillosaur” would say no. Featuring the “best of” collection from a series of erectile dysfunction spam.

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Subject: Be our actor!

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Subject: Let your volcano erupt!

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This act won’t end with premature “finishing”. This girl will think you’re a God of Lovemaking and she will be damn right.
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Your engine in pants can still give her bulging drive!
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These three are so brilliant  they deserve their own entry. “Best of” collection from a recent series of erectile dysfunction spam.

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Not exactly an authentic Haiku but they did keep to the three line format. Featuring the best from a recent series of erectile dysfunction spam.

Unlimited sensual power
Be the artist of love!
Tiger in underwear

Male strength hoisters!
Let making out go on
Eliminate rod’s flaccidity

Wang up!
Be the king of F-k hill!
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Last longer in making out
Bump her all the time!
Be her super-animal!

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Sharpen your love-blade
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The math just doesn’t add up. He fucks his wife and his two mistresses several times per day. At a minimum let’s assume several is two times each, for a rock bottom number of 6 times per day. We must  also factor in driving time (as it would be quite unusual to have your wife and two mistresses living in the same house) as well as the physiological requirements of rest, sleep and food. It just sounds very implausable. Also I’m not sure why I’d want to fuck his wife and mistresses as well. Haven’t they been burdened enough. His prose poem at the end is not very good either because he’s obviously tired from fucking too much.

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Awestruck interrogation in his voice. They do since the change
may probably have put an end what i ought to have known.
i knew verity, but by the ruling government. I will call
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I must admit. I like this one. Clever play on current events and ends with a very reasonable sales pitch.

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Wow, Sun Microsystems, Gmail and Viagra. I guess that’s what they mean by “synergy”.

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That’s so cool of them to lift international regulations on the importing and exporting of pharmaceuticals  for the weekend. Must have some connections with the WTO Tribunals. Thanks Canadian Pharmacy!

U.S. History as written by an 8 year old.

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If an alien from another planet was trying to disguise himself as a “cool salesman dude” I suspect he would talk like this.

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What can I say. I like this one. It doesn’t render well in the original HTML so I did a screen capture. At a glance, a human would say it clearly says Viagra, Levitra, etc. But to a spam filter is actually says “Varies Intelligence thus Addressing” and so one. Quite clever.

This one is simply too amazing for words but I’m glad to know I can choose either Viagra,  or Cialis or Levitra…or something else.

I’m sooo bummed. I’m promised soft core action and instead they offer me Viagra! They’ve totally lost my trust. Even the offer to “nail broad for hours” cannot easy my suspicions.

Subject: Softcore Action