Canadian Pharmacy’s Clever HTML CSS Styling Trick to Fool Spam Filters

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in One Pill Makes You Larger Spam - Online Pharmacies, Pills, and Erectile Dysfuntion Cures | Posted on 12-05-2010

I’ve been tagging this spam for days and still my spam filter can’t be trained to spot it. Suspecting something was up I checked out the source code. Wow, clever stuff.


So this is what appears in your email visually. Lots of clear information about Viagra and Levitra. Something that my spam filter should have no problem identifying.

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Our prarzxice$1.85

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Our prpcyice$2.79

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Our pr4fice$4.97

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Our prhelice$1.95

Lev9w6ositra
Our prtqcu3fzice$2.50

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Our pr4el8uice$119.98

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Our prr0elfkjyelice$3.65

Female Viacd7gra
Our prt9bice$1.35

Via4odtgra Profecjoqossional
Our prpuice$1.57

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Our prfrdruice$1.64

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However, that’s not how my spam filter sees it. To my spam filter it’s a bunch of gibberish. They set up several style classes. These are tags that tell a browser or your email client on how to display the text. You wrap the text in a “span class” and then it renders that way. In this case they set up they set up a class that can render text as white (so you can’t see it) and floats it to the right (so it’s out of the way). So my email client display this code:

Via4odtgra Profecjoqossional

AS THIS

Via4odtgra Profecjoqossional

Without the styles it would look like this:

Via4odtgra Profecjoqossional

Which is exactly how my spam filter reads it. But the style classes render the chunks of gibberish as tiny white text and floats it out of the way to the right. So we only see the letters that make up the phrase “Viagra Professional”

Clever no?

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CVS Pharmacy Rip Off – Dear customer! Message that you received in the mail is NOT A SPAM! It is legal.

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Miscellaneous Spam - Spam That Defies Categorization, One Pill Makes You Larger Spam - Online Pharmacies, Pills, and Erectile Dysfuntion Cures | Posted on 07-09-2010

So these scumbags send me this email message. And then they have the nerve to redirect me to a site explaining that this is not spam and that they will sue anyone who slanders them. Then they ask you to buy stuff for friends! Unfucking believable!

Below is a screenshot of their broken English bullshit threats. ( You can view a PDF version here)

But wait it get’s even better, not only are they threatening a lawsuit for calling them spammers they themselves are appropriating the trademarked name and colors from legitimate pharmacy CVS. Too fucking funny.

Yeah right, they are totally going to sue me. May they burn in hell for eternity and a day.

Subject : !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mail Client ID: 02126-05515-05022-73744

http://ojnicework.com (redirects to jfklove.net)

legal threat from spammers

Now here are some screenshots of their rip off site ( on top) and the original CVS Pharmacy site (on bottom)

spammers rip off CVS Pharmacy_website
Here’s the text version of the threat:
Dear customer!
A message that you received in the mail is NOT A SPAM!
It is legal.
It means only that your friend, relative or other person who knows your email, made a purchase at one of our sites and asked us to send you a proposal.
If you no longer wish to receive offers from us, you can always unsubscribe from our mailing list and your email will be deleted from our database.
You have 2 minutes to unsubscribe, then you will be redirected to the main site.
Current number of unsubscribed persons is 730, you can be Number 731!
Do not rush to close this page, even if you do not want to buy our products, perhaps your friends are interested, or you can make a good gift to a friend.
We have good prices and big discounts.
Thank you for reading this!

Those who wish to write a abuse, we want to be reminded of the responsibility for slander, undermining business and profits.
Our legal department will be happy to initiate a lawsuit against you and to receive compensation for financial losses caused by your actions.
In 2009, we won the 139 claims in 8 countries, and lost only 2.

Especially for Spamhaus employees, our newsletter is legal, anyone can unsubscribe it as simple as subscribe, we actually remove the email from our lists and are ready in 100% to defend its case in courts, initiating a lawsuit by a lawsuit.

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Clever Russian Bride/Viagra Spam

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Me So Lonely Spam - Lonely Girls, Russian Women, and Assorted Imaginary Hot Chicks, One Pill Makes You Larger Spam - Online Pharmacies, Pills, and Erectile Dysfuntion Cures | Posted on 06-26-2010

This one’s interesting. How about writing you message out of little number eights so it gets past the spam filters? The first link takes you to a Russian Bride site filled with hot chicks, and the second link takes you to a Viagra store. At least they got the order right. Find girl, then get erection.

russian dating scam email

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GoDaddy.com Order Confirmation..is totally fake!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Computer Virus Spam - Open the Attachment or Follow a Link to Get Infected by a Trojan, One Pill Makes You Larger Spam - Online Pharmacies, Pills, and Erectile Dysfuntion Cures | Posted on 06-21-2010

Wow, this ones slick. I have over a hundred domains with GoDaddy but even then the invoice was way too high since they are automatically renewed upon expiration. So I clicked on the link and wouldn’t you know it, after some weird redirect,  it takes me to the infamous Canadian Pharmacy. Might be a virus involved as well. Not sure. So how do you know it’s fake without clicking on the links? View the header or source code of the email. You’ll see it’s not really from Godaddy. In my case it was from jobberseyy3@regalcandy.com

fake godaddy renewal order notice

Dear clay@claytowne.com,

Thank you for ordering from GoDaddy.com! This email contains important information regarding your recent purchase — please save it for reference.

CUSTOMER NUMBER: 41328847
LOGIN NAME: 79899156
RECEIPT NUMBER: 74396877
ORDER TOTAL: $357.00
CUSTOMER SERVICE: (480) 505-8877
QTY ITEM PRICE
300 .INFO Bulk Domain Name
Registration (201-500)
$357.00

Subtotal: $357.00
Shipping & Handling: $0.00
Tax: $0.00
Total: $357.00
Important Information concerning your purchase:
Domain Registration Product Info Legal Agreement
Free Personal Email Product Info Legal Agreement
Free Hosting w/
Web Site Builder
Product Info
Quick Blogcast Product Info Legal Agreement
Starter Web Page or
For Sale Page
Product Info
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Outlook Setup Notification

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in One Pill Makes You Larger Spam - Online Pharmacies, Pills, and Erectile Dysfuntion Cures | Posted on 06-09-2010

This one’s pretty harmless. The attached HTML file just takes you to a Viagra site. Still, one has to wonder. The reason these spammers send these out is because it works. This means that some guys will click on the file thinking this is an official update from Microsoft. When they get redirected to a Viagra site and realize they’ve been tricked, they’ll go “hey, this company just tried to trick me but since I’m here I might as well drop a hundred bucks on erectile dysfunction medication.” You must be full retard to buy from someone that just made it clear they are criminals.

You have (8) messages from Microsoft Outlook.

Please re-configure your Microsoft Outlook again.

Download attached setup file and install.

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ViaGrow is the only 100% herbal formula that works even with alcohol

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in One Pill Makes You Larger Spam - Online Pharmacies, Pills, and Erectile Dysfuntion Cures | Posted on 03-13-2010

Fuck yeah! Why stop drinking yourself to death? Now when you come home reeking of alcohol, cussing to yourself, and bumping into the furniture, you can still be sporting a raging hard on. Your wife will be so impressed!

Alcoholic? Dont despair – ViaGrow will have you fully energized and pumping that rod in a flash… http://cabegutog.cn

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New Habit-Based Internet Browsing Feature is Really Just a Viagra Store. Bummer Dude!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in One Pill Makes You Larger Spam - Online Pharmacies, Pills, and Erectile Dysfuntion Cures | Posted on 02-11-2010

This one’s just weird. They go to all this trouble to pretend they are my internet service provider and explaining this new interest based web matching system only to try and get me to click through to their Viagra site. Their whole pitch is fake. How odd. Usually these emails are phishing schemes or attempts to get you install a virus.

Dear Valued Customer.

As your internet service provider we are always striving
to improve our service to you. We have a new habit-based
internet browsing feature enabled on your account. It's
free and works like this.

1) Based on a "theme" of websites you visit, our systems
automatically will send you the best value oriented product
or service you are looking for. We use Google for value and
then our system generates the web page link for you.

2) You will get random emails from us with links based on
what you viewed the most. It will be links that are the best
dollar value.

3) If you like the product/service we have found then we
have helped out and our new Habit-Browsing feature is a
success.

We hope you enjoy the new feature on your account.
Here is the first webpage based on your browsing
habit:

http://marriagesafety2.com

Best Regards,
Customer Service Account Team
Broadband ISP
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Resolve to Bed More Chicks in 2010?

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in One Pill Makes You Larger Spam - Online Pharmacies, Pills, and Erectile Dysfuntion Cures | Posted on 01-14-2010

This is a ‘best of’ collection from a series single line erectile dysfunction spam emails. The subject line was “Resolve to Bed More Chicks in 2010?”. Why they put a question mark is a mystery. I understand them all except “shoot the bar girl”. Did perhaps they meant “shoot your load in the bar girl”? The promise that “she’ll swallow if you take this” is especially dubious. I seriously doubt that a harder erection will suddenly change her preference on that subject. Just sayin’.

Satisfy your woman tonight with Dr Max Man
Who says young guys are stronger
Make sure she tells all her girlfriends about you
Major developments in the area of member elongation
Want to know how SUPERMAN feels
Increase penis size and sex drive with Dr Max Man
Size and girth are all women need
Shoot the bar girl
The pills most scientists recommend to get a larger pole
Gain 2 more inches in the place that matters
Male sexual enhancement pills for virility and increased sexual pleasure
Discover hotter, more pleasurable sex with Dr Max Man
Pump her hard and longer than ever before
She’ll swallow if you take this
Make sure you are always hard and ready
Lengthen your erection time, and delay your ejaculation time
Shoot deeper into her with your extra inches
Assured gains in dimensions within weeks
She wants you really hard tonight
Your lady deserves better, give it to her now
Realize your fantasy as a sex god
You will need to sound proof your room
Your lady will be dying to hop in bed
Waste no further time, get bigger get it now

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Totally Wrong Stock Photo to Sell Penis Enlargement Pills

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in One Pill Makes You Larger Spam - Online Pharmacies, Pills, and Erectile Dysfuntion Cures, Penis Spam - Get a Bigger, Harder, Thicker, More Erect Penis Now! | Posted on 12-29-2009

I’m not kidding, this is the photo they used for this penis enlargement and erectile dysfunction spam. Are you turned on yet by the mixed gender group of teenagers watching your erection grow?

Hallo! We have some great news for you.

Our enlargement pills are available for you for FREE only this month! You are welcome to visit our site to read the details and to place an order for your FREE test Bottle. Feel the wonderful effect and the great changes that our pills bring to you. Your future success depends on our enlargement pills. You will easily feel the joy of making love and will bring the great satisfaction to any girl within only six month after you start taking our pills in. Moreover your friend will become a few inches longer and wider and your erection will become as strong as never before. You will impress any girl you want with your new large device. So don’t wait anymore and order the FREE Bottle right away at our site and get back to order the full treatment course. We are always glad to welcome you at our site and to give you the professional advise on curing your men’s problems.

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in One Pill Makes You Larger Spam - Online Pharmacies, Pills, and Erectile Dysfuntion Cures, WTF Spam - Gibberish, Poppycock, and Random Letters | Posted on 12-25-2009

Ha. ha. Even their lame attempts to pass through my spam filter didn’t help. Found this in my Junk folder. Thanks Thunderbird! But the real question is, if you got this email,  how stupid would have to be to still order from someone who’s flat out telling you in no uncertain terms that they are a scam?

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Bad Photo Choice to Sell Erectile Dysfunction Medication

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in One Pill Makes You Larger Spam - Online Pharmacies, Pills, and Erectile Dysfuntion Cures | Posted on 12-15-2009

Uh, this is totally not giving me an erection.

Have you ever wanted to have

a larger tool be able to satisfy

any woman you want

getty_rm_photo_of_man_rubbing_shoulder

But you don’t want to make a difficult painful surgery and want to stay unrecognized? Then our enlargement pills will help you to do it in a very short term. You don’t need to attend clinics and buy expensive medications as our pills are very cheap and VERY effective. Thousands of people who have already tested our pills say that the result they achieved is even better than they expected. Watching the pictures they sent to us, you can make sure in it and see the great difference. Besides that, no surgery needed as you take our pills for a certain period of time. The treatment course usually lasts no more than six month, but this period is enough for you to increase the length of your device up to 6 inches and increase more than 20% of its length. Our special offer for you today is 2 100% FREE Bottles of our pills that you will get after you order the treatment course which includes 4 bottles of our pills.

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Buy medications in ,Canada+ and l,ower your medicat,ion *expenses.

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in One Pill Makes You Larger Spam - Online Pharmacies, Pills, and Erectile Dysfuntion Cures | Posted on 11-20-2009

Wow, this one’s prophetic. You do run the risk of being scammed. Like from them.

Subject: Buy medications in ,Canada+ and l,ower your medicat,ion
*expenses.

Ordering  online is known to be the best way to cut down medictaion
expenses and to avoid embarrassment and wasting time visiting doctors.
But you're running a risk of being scammed.
So choose «{MIX:CanadianPharmacy}» to purchase .
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All products can be shipped worldwide. Fast delivery.
Friendly customer support team. Guaranteed protection of your
private information. Great selection of !
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 The cheapest place to buy quality .
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Invest In Your Wang!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in One Pill Makes You Larger Spam - Online Pharmacies, Pills, and Erectile Dysfuntion Cures | Posted on 11-16-2009

Another “best of” selection from a series of  erectile dysfunction spam. I wonder, do the spammers find these as funny as I do? I mean, is it intentionally written in a fucked up “me no speak English” way or is it the actual result of foreigners trying their best to write ad copy. However, the one touting you to “Invest in your wang! Even the best lube won’t save her butt after you’ll take this booster!” is just downright mean.

Give your rod perfect condition
More than 100000 of men worldwide trust their carnal well-being to our
http://www.thesejoyful.com

Make your zipper swollen!
Get on a whole new level in love mastery! With our solutions your body won’t
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Excite your pistol
Make your weenie resolute!
http://www.jijagfd.cn/

Super goodriller male potion
Promote your pecker!
http://www.ledacsr.cn/

Stubborn wang is easy!
No-limit porksword energy!
http://www.dipumxx.cn/

For non-stop night attacks
Please her non-stop
http://www.xetujsp.cn/

Invest in your wang!
Even the best lube won’t save her butt after you’ll take this booster!
http://www.galoreeat.com

Be good at humping!
Continue taking her until the night will be over!
http://www.cameawake.com

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A Most Respected Purveyor of Arousal Adventures!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in One Pill Makes You Larger Spam - Online Pharmacies, Pills, and Erectile Dysfuntion Cures | Posted on 10-29-2009

The most elegant and polite Viagra spam ever.

By being the Only Acceptable Place Online to buy things good for your Arousal Adventures we can provide you with:

– Completely different level of prices (we got Male Pilules cheaper by 40% in average)
– Careful attitude to client’s privacy and security of their payments
– LOTS of bonuses

Why didn’t you click on our link before?
Time to do it now!

New Releases – September 2009

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Your Engine in Pants Can Still Give Her Bulging Drive!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in One Pill Makes You Larger Spam - Online Pharmacies, Pills, and Erectile Dysfuntion Cures | Posted on 09-19-2009

Is there an endless supply of virility euphemisms? My bet is the “drillosaur” would say no. Featuring the “best of” collection from a series of erectile dysfunction spam.

Subject: Join US Nazi division!

Don’t rely on luck in such important question as your “weenie’s” combativity! Give it the right help from our store online and it will please your girl (girls?) and let you feel self-confidence for years and years! Say NO! to his flaccidity, replace it with rock-like power!

Subject: Be our actor!

Two time more power in bed – two times less problems with girls!
Try this reputable supplement and feel the powerful motor of desire embedded into your body. You don’t need to pay much.

Subject: Let your volcano erupt!

Become her drillosaur!
Your manhood is not the enemy to you, just give it the right boost. Blue pilules with 30% discounts. Its analogs that act for about 48 hours (comparing to usual 4-5 hours). ULTRA Fast shipping. Reliable information on contra-indications and principles of pilules’ work presented on our site.

Subject: Can She Have Multiple Orgasms?

Need a solution for getting improved desire? Get it right now! Super supplement should be taken orally just 10(!) minutes before  you start performance!Amazing result every time you use it! Heavens satisfaction and hellish lust! Prices are significantly lower than average, so you can get super pleasure without big spending! You CAN buy a desire right now!

Subject: Yeah, you said it

Order now and drill her tonight!
Once your body gets such power stimulus as our products provide? You get stallion power and eagerness. All girls need it, all girls want it from you. Give it to her and be her King!

Subject: No speed limit anymore

Improving your love talents is no problem at all with our products!
Try now or you will regret later. Super boooost and super endurance for your pecker? No matter of his previous condition. Ask in our e-store.

Subject: Study authored by him

This stiffer will last long
This act won’t end with premature “finishing”. This girl will think you’re a God of Lovemaking and she will be damn right.
Super pellets with a Male Boost formula. No side effects. Thousands of men tried and became omnipotent in delicate sphere.

Subject:  Question for US

Your engine in pants can still give her bulging drive!
Make her panties wet in seconds. Make her screams mad of pleasure she gets. Where to get powers for the night? In our  store of male might.

Subject: This is liberation of your desire from the chains of stress!

You’ll have back your natural vigor, ardor and firmness of your “down there” thing. Did I mention that it all can cause no harm to you? Because it is natural! Because it was tested for years. Because it is for you.

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Prove Your Male Gender to Her!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in One Pill Makes You Larger Spam - Online Pharmacies, Pills, and Erectile Dysfuntion Cures | Posted on 09-19-2009

These three are so brilliant  they deserve their own entry. “Best of” collection from a recent series of erectile dysfunction spam.

Prove your male gender to her!
Turn into love-god
Ancient sensual secret
Put rocket in your pocket

What will be your reaction on appearance of the most delicate male problem? What will you do with the “gun-staying” one?
Panic? Anger? Extremely expensive treatment? Negative! Only Male Pellets from our site. They cure instantly and they cost less than anything else in this sphere! Choose us and start your man’s life again.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

For having all-night fun
Tiger in underwear
Sharpen your love-blade
Power for all the girls

If you have a condition, known as problem in getting a pants pusher, or you just want to please your babe more, we have many solutions for you!

Natural and chemical formulas, fast-acting and long-acting. With our large selections of boosters you’ll find what’s best for you. Last week we’ve improved our prices! Today you pay 40% less. (more)

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

Become her drillosaur.
Bull power in lovemaking
Strengthening your Hercules
Recipe of hotter lust

Revolution in process on male boluses!

Now they are not only help you getting a super rod-on, they also don’t cost a fortune. Better prices plus you get free pilules! Now there is no financial border between you and your perfect amorous boosters, so you can take it and return the fever of love.

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Penis Haiku

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in One Pill Makes You Larger Spam - Online Pharmacies, Pills, and Erectile Dysfuntion Cures | Posted on 09-14-2009

Not exactly an authentic Haiku but they did keep to the three line format. Featuring the best from a recent series of erectile dysfunction spam.

Unlimited sensual power
Be the artist of love!
Tiger in underwear

Male strength hoisters!
Let making out go on
Eliminate rod’s flaccidity

Wang up!
Be the king of F-k hill!
Male strength hoisters!

Last longer in making out
Bump her all the time!
Be her super-animal!

Hot Rod Extreme
Sharpen your love-blade
Set desire to maximum

Do your gf right
Prevent premature eruptions!
Reveal your full male power

Be the king of F-k hill!
Unlimited sensual power
Get First Class hardon

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You Too Can Fuck His One Wife and Two Mistresses

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in One Pill Makes You Larger Spam - Online Pharmacies, Pills, and Erectile Dysfuntion Cures | Posted on 09-05-2009

The math just doesn’t add up. He fucks his wife and his two mistresses several times per day. At a minimum let’s assume several is two times each, for a rock bottom number of 6 times per day. We must  also factor in driving time (as it would be quite unusual to have your wife and two mistresses living in the same house) as well as the physiological requirements of rest, sleep and food. It just sounds very implausable. Also I’m not sure why I’d want to fuck his wife and mistresses as well. Haven’t they been burdened enough. His prose poem at the end is not very good either because he’s obviously tired from fucking too much.

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in One Pill Makes You Larger Spam - Online Pharmacies, Pills, and Erectile Dysfuntion Cures | Posted on 09-04-2009

I must admit. I like this one. Clever play on current events and ends with a very reasonable sales pitch.

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in One Pill Makes You Larger Spam - Online Pharmacies, Pills, and Erectile Dysfuntion Cures | Posted on 09-03-2009

Wow, Sun Microsystems, Gmail and Viagra. I guess that’s what they mean by “synergy”.

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Canadian Pharmacy Free for All!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in One Pill Makes You Larger Spam - Online Pharmacies, Pills, and Erectile Dysfuntion Cures | Posted on 09-02-2009

That’s so cool of them to lift international regulations on the importing and exporting of pharmaceuticals  for the weekend. Must have some connections with the WTO Tribunals. Thanks Canadian Pharmacy!

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Captain, The Klintons are Attacking the Enterprise!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in One Pill Makes You Larger Spam - Online Pharmacies, Pills, and Erectile Dysfuntion Cures | Posted on 09-02-2009

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Make Your Women Really Exhausted!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in One Pill Makes You Larger Spam - Online Pharmacies, Pills, and Erectile Dysfuntion Cures | Posted on 09-02-2009

If an alien from another planet was trying to disguise himself as a “cool salesman dude” I suspect he would talk like this.

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Viagra Word Puzzle

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in One Pill Makes You Larger Spam - Online Pharmacies, Pills, and Erectile Dysfuntion Cures | Posted on 09-02-2009

What can I say. I like this one. It doesn’t render well in the original HTML so I did a screen capture. At a glance, a human would say it clearly says Viagra, Levitra, etc. But to a spam filter is actually says “Varies Intelligence thus Addressing” and so one. Quite clever.

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Tie Your Dick to a Pencil…

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in One Pill Makes You Larger Spam - Online Pharmacies, Pills, and Erectile Dysfuntion Cures | Posted on 09-02-2009

This one is simply too amazing for words but I’m glad to know I can choose either Viagra,  or Cialis or Levitra…or something else.

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Warning! Bait and Switch Scam!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in One Pill Makes You Larger Spam - Online Pharmacies, Pills, and Erectile Dysfuntion Cures | Posted on 09-01-2009

I’m sooo bummed. I’m promised soft core action and instead they offer me Viagra! They’ve totally lost my trust. Even the offer to “nail broad for hours” cannot easy my suspicions.

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