Money need urgently please replay me fast……

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 08-24-2014

 This is good one.

On Sun, Aug 24, 2014 at 10:41 PM, Neeraj shivhare wrote:

i need urgently money.please  help me i need 777USD money. i will give back your money.
if you are able to do my help .then i will give you my bank account no.

On Sun, Aug 24, 2014 at 11:05 PM, Mr. Spamalicious <spamalicious@spamdiary.com> wrote:

Sorry, but my limit is $776 dollars on personal loans.
You were so close too!

On Sun, Aug 25, 2014 at 5:48 PM, Neeraj shivhare wrote:

that was i trying , sir, in this world there is no anybody giving me help.
if you give me.  i think your heard is so big.
i think you love to god.

need  urgently 500 USD give me please . this is the for my life.
i can’t explain every thing in english. but .if you are real. if you give me help

because  i really need money sir, what can i do for you to get money.
sir, i give back your all money with in one year.please help me..

sir, in this world i was tired to asking to do my help.but there is not any body giving me replay.

sir, i am a real person.

On Sun, Aug 25, 2014 at 5:48 PM, Neeraj shivhare wrote:

i am not very good in english.if i have do done any mistake  so please
sorry

On 8/25/14, Mr. Spamalicious <spamalicious@spamdiary.com> wrote:

Yes, I am very offended by your improper English and total disregard for
punctuation.

Get back to me when your writing skills improve.

On Sun, Aug 25, 2014 at 5:48 PM, Neeraj shivhare wrote:

respected sir, sorry sorry sorry

i am very sorry.please
explain me what can i do get help.

On 8/25/14, Mr. Spamalicious <spamalicious@spamdiary.com> wrote:

You see what I mean? Your writing didn’t improve. Do you think that was an improvement over your last email?

You need more than one minute of practice.

I recommend you start with this book: http://www.amazon.com/Writers-Research-Dissertations-Seventh-Edition/dp/0226823377/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1408930209&sr=8-1&keywords=press+guides+for+writers

On Sun, Aug 25, 2014 at 5:52 PM, Neeraj shivhare wrote:

respected sir,

i want to say true. i have no time to do any thing.ok sir,i really just need money today.
today .I need to pay my collage fee.so if you able to do my help so please help me.
this is final year of my collage.sorry if you don’t able to do my help.if please you will
do my help i promise i will give back your all money.because i am doing  part time job.

 and i started my job from 16.08.2014.

On Sun, Aug 25, 2014 at 5:53 PM, Neeraj shivhare wrote:

i am in big problem .me and my family is suffering from poverty.
sir, i really need money to do help me and my family.
i want to grow up my business . and i need money to start my
business. sir, i will always oblige to you.
kindly sir, please help me.
sorry, sorry .SORRY .SORRY. SORRY
PLEASE I AM VERY SORRY. I WANT TO TRYING TO DO GOOD

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You can now an advance of $1435 dollars right now, or $1010 dollars right now, or $1175 dollars right now!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Get Rich Quick Spam - Work at Home Schemes, Online Businesses and Other Scams for the Unemployed and Desperate, Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 07-05-2012

Jerrica, Diane, and Patricia, should really compare notes before simultaneously contacting the same person for their pre-approval loan offers. How embarrassing!

——————————–
Your Status:

Date: June 29th, 2012
Advance Amount: 1435.00
For User: clay@claybutler.com
===========================================================

Are You Struggling, We can now give you that advance you need!

You can now an advance of $1435 dollars right now and not pay a thing until September 2012.
That means you will have one hundred days in which to repay this loan. You can’t get that offer anywhere else.

Enjoy your summer and get back on track with one hundred days.

For more information on how to get 1435_dollars
http://exchange.peliacasa.com/5857150044e171155701411828115

With our easy terms and simple payback terms you will be back on your feet in no time!
Not only that but you can also enjoy our industry leading security features. See how:

http://exchange.peliacasa.com/5857150044e176934212411828115

Regards,

Jerrica Scholl
Head of Approval Dept

===========================================================
Your Status:

Date: July 1st, 2012
Advance Amount: 1010.00
For User: clay@claybutler.com
===========================================================

Are You Struggling, We can now give you that advance you need!

You can now an advance of $1010 dollars right now and not pay a thing until October 2012.

That means you will have one hundred days in which to repay this loan.
You can’t get that offer anywhere else.

So Relax, And Enjoy your summer and get back on track with one hundred days.

For more information on how to get 1010_dollars
http://nullmx.mikewarnke.net/18315089817773495003482796805

With our easy terms and simple payback terms you will be back on your feet in no time!
Not only that but you can also enjoy our industry leading security features. See how:

http://nullmx.mikewarnke.net/18315089817776990012482796805

Regards,

Diane Seim
Head of Approval Dept

——————————–
Your Status:

Date: June 28th, 2012
Advance Amount: 1175.00
For User: clay@claybutler.com
===========================================================

Good News, We can now give you that advance you need!

You can now an advance of $1175 dollars right now and not pay a thing until September 2012.
That means you will have one hundred days in which to repay this loan. You can’t get that offer anywhere else.

Enjoy your summer and get back on track with one hundred days.

For more information on how to get 1175_dollars
http://webmail.creaco2011.com/58256442907074594804411828115

With our easy terms and simple payback terms you will be back on your feet in no time!
Not only that but you can also enjoy our industry leading security features. See how:

http://webmail.creaco2011.com/58256442907072297404411828115

Regards,

Patricia Watterson
Head of Approval Dept

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Bristol Myers Company Seeks American to Pose as Indian Farmer to Skim Profits…or somthing like that.

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 01-26-2012

I’m really shocked at the corruption that is plaguing Bristol Myers. You’d think that a company who reported a quarterly profit of $850 million dollars would have a better handle on their employees. So no Mr Johnson, I will not pose as an Indian farmer so you can skim profits from expensive herbs that sell for $36 per gram ( 5 grams at $180 or 3,000 rupees). How dare you profit from cancer patients and viral infection sufferers! Good day sir!

Bristol Myers Company
156 Shaftesbury Avenue,
WC2H 8HL London,
United Kingdom.
+447035904513
http://www.bristomyers.com/uk/

Hello,

My name is Dr Johnson Brown from west Dublin United Kingdom i am a research consultant working with a pharmaceutical company in United Kingdom as production and development administrator.
I do visit India on purpose of purchasing some local production materials for our company, now I have just been promoted and our management has decided to replace my former position with another staff on purchasing these items from India, So I intend to bring to your clear understanding closer in what I am about to do and hope you will find it reasonable.

1.)I do purchase this product during the time I visited India from the local farmer at the rate of (3,800 rupees per sachet) of 5 grams while taking ($180 US dollars for same sachet) from our company due to demand and value of this herbal material to our company.

Now I am promoted to another position, our company intends to retrieve the contact of the local farmer in India from me in other to hand it over to the new staff who is going to purchase this product for them.

2.)I want to compromise with you and introduce your information to our company as the same local farmer in India where I have been purchasing this product out, you will now purchase this product out from the local farmer at (3,800 rupees per sachet) and re-sale to our company at usual rate of ($180 Us dollars per same sachet) they will visit India and make cash payment for the herbal product, this material is a local natural herb (Theresa herbs) refined in the laboratories by adding other pharmaceutical substances to produce medicines for Cancer patients and many more viral diseases. Finally, the profit you made from each sale to our company will be shared in this ration, 20% for me and 80% for you for your partnership in the transaction. The supply will be on a bi-monthly basis, i believe this will be an alternative revenue generating venture for you.

I will explain further as soon as i receive your response, please send your response to this email id ( johnsonbrown40407@ymail.com )

Have a nice day,

Awaiting your response

Dr. Johnson Brown.

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Fake Walmart Western Union Secret Shopper Scam

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 01-26-2012

OMFG! Where do you start on something like this. They send you a fake check and then you go spend your own money to shop at Walmart (and you get to keep everthing you buy!) and then you go to Western Union to transfer a large sum to their agent. This too is your money. They will then pay you $200 for your trouble! WTF? Anyone who falls for this should receive 200 lashes with a wet noodle (linguine would suffice)

Hello,

Congratulations, We would like to let you know that you have been selected in your area. We do have all the required details needed and we are happy to congratulate you on your new employment. So I have documented a file for you and it’s in record.

Shopper’s Guide wants you to run a survey on two prominent companies in your area.

The 1st is a WalMart Store
The 2nd is a Western Union/MoneyGram Location

A Check/Money order of between ($800 – $2,850) will be mailed out to you to carry out the Evaluation.
The funds have been calculated to cover both aspects of this survey. You will be allocated $100 for the Walmart shopping section.

All you have to do is walk into any of its location buy, buy and buy till you exhaust the money provided for this section, but you have to be in the store for at least 30 minutes, watching and taking note of everything (Remember that everything you buy is totally yours).

The management of Walmart intends to change the store’s environment, color, gift items and shopping/carrier bags etc, we are also looking into putting a stop to poor services. For these reasons we have decided to give the customers the opportunity to decide.

NOTE: You are to keep the WalMart receipt of everything you buy to the report.

There has been reports about lapses in the services of their Management and some of their staff,the complaints were based on reports which their customers forwarded anonymously and Phone calls which were also made to the Head office.The Walmart locations were reported for Evaluation and Negligence for the following reasons:

(I) Poor services
(II) Rude behaviour to customers
(III) Excess charges
(IV) Late opening time and Closing before time.

YOUR SECOND EVALUATION ( Between $600 – $2550)

The 2nd assignment Western union/MoneyGram

As you know there are Western Union/MoneyGram Outlets offering Money transfer services.
A lot of customers have reported lapses in Money transfer services in some Outlets around the U.S. Our need to act is based on reports and complaints which some customers forwarded anonymously and phone calls that were made to our head office.

Agent’s locations were reported for evaluation for the following reasons;

Slow services
Unbalanced exchange rate
Poor services
Rudeness to customers
Excess charge

YOUR EVALUATION WILL BE :

To make a transfer of funds from the location to our agent with the remaining funds after you complete your first task.Funds would be picked up by our agent at the exact location which a customer reported his/her funds missing from.

You will have to record the time at which you got to the Western union/MoneyGram Outlet and how many minutes it took you to get the service.

You will also provide us with the Name of the cashier that attended to you along with the Address of the WalMart store.

You will be paid a commission of $100 for completing both tasks. Also you will be on a basic monthly salary of $1000.00 which you will be receiving every last day of the month end. Your reports should be drafted and sent to me via email immediately the assignment has been completed.

Please remember what we are really after are the lines of Questions stated below, these are guidelines that you will lookout for during your visits to the WalMart and Western Union/MoneyGram Outlet.

GUIDELINES:-

-How long it took you to get services.
-Ambiance/ Outlook of the Shop/ Outlet.
-Name and Smartness of the attendant.
-Customer service professionalism.
-Reaction of personal under pressure.
-Information that you think would be helpful.
-Your comments and impressions.
-Your personal opinion.

Note: Please, confirm that you did received this message so that the we can process funds that would be sent to you for the assignment.You Are not required to use your money upfront for any reason. We would be sending funds for the survey.

We want your total Co-operation, Support, Availability and Trust. Please confirm(Acknowledge) receipt of this email, by writing back before we proceed further.

Please make sure you reply to this email with the following information below :

First Name
Last Name
Street Address ( NO po box pls)
City
State
Zip Code
Cell Phone Number / Home Phone Number
Age
Current Occupation:
Alternate Email Address
Days / Hours Available

Email all your information to our email: mbryancy@yahoo.ie

Thanks for your anticipated co-operation in order to start work soon.
Regards,
Michael Bryan
Evaluation Coordinator

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Sgt. Daniel Harris Seeks Unconventional Approach to Starting a Relationship

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 06-21-2011

Kind of a mash-up between the Russian dating scams and the soldier in Iraq that found money scam.

I am aware that this is certainly an unconventional approach to starting a relationship. I sincerely ask for forgiveness for I know this may seem like a complete intrusion to your privacy but right about now this is my option of communication. My name is Daniel Harriss,I am an American soldier, serving in the military with the army’s 3rd infantry division based in Iraq/ Baghdad(Now redeployed to Afganistain). With a very desperate need for assistance.I honestly want this matter to be resolved asap.PLEASE CONTACT ME ON MY PRIVATE EMAIL dnlhrris@aol.com FOR FURTHER INFORMATION.
DH
dnlhrris@aol.com

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Wal-Mart Needs Secret Shoppers Apply Now!!! Biotch!!!!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Gone Phishing Spam - Identity Theft, Bogus Errors, and Fake Warnings, Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 05-07-2011

Killer phishing scheme. Yes this is fake. Like super duper fake.

Prospective Applicant,

One of America’s largest, discount department outlet is re-branding.The retail industry is a competitive world, with each retailer vying for the attention of consumers in an increasingly cluttered market. We do not want to rely on proprietary data collection processes and technology alone, we need appraisers to collect specific data about their experience and opinion when they visit this retail outlet, in a time efficient and cost effective manner.

Closed book consumer is a tool used by market research companies to measure quality of retail service or gather specific information about products and services. Your ability to pose as normal customers perform specific tasks such as purchasing a product, asking questions, registering complaints or behaving in a certain way and then providing precise feedback about your exploit .

The purpose of Mystery Shoppers is to help businesses increase sales and improve employee customer service awareness. We provide businesses with more information than other mystery shopping companies through the use of questionnaires and detailed narratives. Once we have a contract to do so, you will be directed to the company or outlet and you will be given funds to either purchase things or require services, after which you would write a comment on the staffs activities and give a detailed report of your experience.Some of the common details and information points shoppers:

The name of the store.
The date and time of the visit.
The names of the employee that attended to you.
Were you greeted friendly.
The questions asked by the employee(s)
Were you told to drop by again.
Cleanliness of store and store employees
Speed of service.

We need compliance with company standards relating to services rendered and store appearanceby employees to be up to standard. We turn the information over to the company executives so they will carry out their own duties in improving there services.
When we need someone in your area for the assignment, we’ll give you a call/email and describe the project to see if you are interested.Sometimes we will arrange for a mini-interview on phone.
Fill out the resume below. On appointment for an assignment, payment will be sent to you at the address you provide us with.

First Name:
Last Name:
Street Address(No Po Box Accpeptable) :
City :
State :
Zip Code :
Cell Phone Number/Home Phone Number :
Age:
Current Occupation:
Alternate Email Address :
AVAILABILITY:
Days/Hours Available :
Monday:
Tuesday:
Wednesday:
Thursday:
Friday:
Saturday:
Sunday:
Hours Available: from _______ to ______

Through extensive background check, your information will be reviewed and processed. Immediately this is done we will give a phone call/email will be sent to let you know your placement with our company.

Task Co-ordinator
Wal- Mart Rebranding
Wal-Mart Inc

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Mr. Wilton Hector “Financial Helper” and “Loan Lender”

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 04-23-2011

Normally these get deleted without a second (or even third!) look. However, this one’s a bit special. Mr Wilton Hector is both a “financial helper” and a “loan lender” which is impressive but not quite as impressive as perhaps a “money giver” or a “fund finder”. His financial acumen is quite astute as he only “give funds out to make profits” and his 3% interest rate  is “to make sure I get the best minimum profit”. Look out Wall Street!

Hello

I am Mr. Wilton Hector and I am financial helper/ Loan lender as well as an
Angel investor. I deliver funds on demand and I give funds out to make profits.

Do you have a business plan and needs finance to start it up? Are you in need
of funds to invest on a particular business transaction? Do you need fund
to increase the standard of you business? If yes then i can be of help to you.

I am a United States citizen but presently based in Asia due to my business
interest in Asia.

I am a certified loan agency with legal documents and i give funds with
interest rate of just 3% per annual and this is to make sure I get the best
minimum profit and as well to see that I am able to get to the best need of the
person getting the Loan.

Unlike direct bank contacts who demand much or too expensive.

If you are in need of funding/loans, get back to me via my email so i can send
you more details about our procedures and we start from there.
Regards,

Mr. Wilton Hector

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The Inception of Nigerian Scams…Three levels deep.

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 04-18-2011

This represents the third level in a classic Nigerian scam.

For years it was a simple “inheritance/lott0” scam where you were strung along for weeks while you paid the scammers money for a variety of fees and mishaps on your way to “collect” your “money”.

The second level involved emails notifying you that the “inheritance/lotto” emails were actually fake and the FBI, or World Bank, or some other official body were going to compensate all victims of these scams.

Now we have the third level where the very process to compensate the victims is now being hijacked by unscrupulous employees of said organizations and a righteous hardworking employee is trying to protect you from being scammed by his co-workers who were supposed to compensate you for being scammed by the first stage scammers. Got it?

Hello,
I write to confess what you are presently going through with my Boss. I was a member of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) on Local and Foreign Debt attached to the World Bank office in Washington, DC, USA. I resigned my official duty when I discovered the activities of my colleagues during a private investigation I carried out. I suspected some kind of foul play in their act which they would never inform me because they know I would never be a party to such as a Christian.

I discovered that my Boss was conniving with some top officials of the World Bank to divert funds approved to settle Lottery winners, International contractors and Inheritance. The World Bank has already given approval for the payment of your fund while they are deliberately delaying your payment. They continue to issue one fee or the other from different quarters. I wonder why you haven’t noticed all this while. I can assure you this will keep happening if you do not do away with those officers.

Well I just hope you believe me, because if you don’t, your fund is gone. Your fund is currently authorized to be paid to you from a financial consultant in the UK or US, approved by the World Bank with a Key Tested Reference/CLAIMS CODE Number, which was supposed to have been issued to you, but they have decided to divert your attention by telling you that they have something to do with one committee or the other especially here in UK or Africa and making you believe that the fund will be transferred into your account – FALSE!

The reason why I am giving you this information is because of the fact that I was aware of it and my doctrine does not permit me to withhold such information. The only help you can get from me now, is the actual link to your payment, please do not give this information to my boss as it may lead to them influencing a total blockage to your payment, so you have to be very careful with this information.

Upon your response to this message, I shall give you all you need to contact the affiliate Payment Office in UK or US. BANK OF NEW YORK MELLON

Yours truly,

Ms. Rosalia J.Ramos

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ATM-PPCK22.International Monetary Funds/World Bank Audits

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 01-01-2011

Refreshingly straightforward. We have an ATM card. Give us $225 and we’ll send it to you. The weird part is they doesn’t specify the amount ton the card which mean this could make an excellent legitimate business as well. There’s no reason you couldn’t charge a $225 delivery/processing fee on an ATM card that say had only $25 on it. Nice $200 profit and you don’t even have to risk getting caught.

DEAR CUSTOMER

It is our pleasure to inform you that we are in receipt of your email for the delivery of your ATM CARD to your doorstep under 48hrs,We wish to inform you that the receipt of your email is well noted and we are processing to deliver your ATM CARD to you in the next 48hrs.

To enable us delivery your ATM CARD and Verify,Along the line you are also advised to send us our delivery fee of $225 dollar with the information below to enable us schedule the Dispatchment of your ATM CARD from this country so that by Wednesday morning you will receive your ATM CARD without any further delay.

We received your delivery address and our delivery fee $225 your ATM CARD will dispatch from this country immediately and by Wednesday morning our Diplomat will be at your doorstep.

If you pay now in the next 24hrs you ATM CARD will be Deliver to you at your DoorStep.

So kindly use this information Below the message to send the require fee of $225 via Western Union Or Money gram.

Country…………….ENGLAND

State……………….LONDON

City……………………LONDON

Address:………………24b St lambeth Road,London

Receivers Name……………..Adams Aguero

Mtcn……………………………..

Amount Send……………………..$225

Senders Full Name………………

Senders Country…………………

Use This As The Text Question And Answer if needed.
Text Question……………..When

Answer………………………2Days
Provide us all the payment information including the Mtcn together with your delivery address as soon as you make the payment for quick process .

Fill this form:

Full Name:;
Country:
State:
City:
Current Address:
Occupation:
Monthly Income:
Phone Number:
Fax Number:

Best Regards
Mrs Lisa Ballack

Our Obligation is to serve you better.

Director General Dhl Courier Company.
Mr Adanegbe Aguebor.
Email:adanegbeaguebor@yahoo.co.uk
Call Dhl office once you receive this message for quick process
Contact Number:…+44 70457 62796.

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Sister Rosemary Johnson Can Blow Me!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 12-29-2010

Sister Rosemary was born in Quebec and married an Englishman, and she still doesn’t know the difference between “humanity” and “humility”. What a loser!

FROM Rosemary Johnson.

Dearest,

With Due Respect And Humanity, I was compelled to write to you under a humanitarian ground.
My name is Rosemary Johnson. I was born in Quebec Canada, I am married to Bishop James Johnson, Bishop of st, peter’s catholic church United Kingdom.We were married for 38 years without a child. He died after a Cardiac Arteries Operation. And Recently, My Doctor told me that I would not last for the next Five months due to my cancer problem (cancer of the lever and stroke). Before my husband died last year there is this sum of $3.8 Million Dollars that he deposited with the Barclay Bank here In United Kingdom. Presently this money is still in the Vault of the Bank.Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to any good God fearing brother or sister that will utilize this fund the way I am going to instruct here in.

I want somebody that will use this fund according to the desire of my late.husband to help Underprivileged people, orphanages,widows and propagating the word of God. I took this decision because I don’t have any child that will inherit this fund, And I don¢t want in away where this money will be used in an Ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision to hand you over this Fund.

I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going.I want you to always remember me in your daily prayers because of my up coming Cancer Surgery.

Write back as soon as possible any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another person for this same purpose, Hoping to read from you asap.

God bless you as you listing to the voice of reasoning,
May God met you at any point of your needs.

Your Sister In Christ,
Sister Rosemary Johnson
N/B you are advice to contact me through this private email address: Rosemaryjson@gmail.com

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Funds Transfer: You Have Been Dealing With Wrong Offices (or is that orifices)

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 12-29-2010

Miscreants, Hoodlums, and Touts, oh my!

Just like the movie Inception. A scam, within a scam, within a scam. Must…wake…up…

NIGERIAN FOREIGN PAYMENT INVESTIGATION DEPARTMENT

RE: FRAUD ALERT/FINAL!!!
ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY

The Economic Financial Crimes Commission {EFCC}, through our intelligence Monitoring Network have discovered that some group of unscrupulous elements have fraudulently using the federal government of Nigeria letter headed paper to miss-inform creditors like you causing a lot of problems and irregularities towards the release of your long overdue payment because of all this fraudulent act this office has duly intervened on the release of your funds.

We have been mapped out to verify and investigate properly on your fund by the current president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria,Jonathan Goodluck. Based on our findings in this investigation department we wish to warn you against some Miscreants, Hoodlums and Touts who go about scamming innocent people by claiming to be who they are not and thereby tarnishing the image of this wonderful country, NIGERIA.

We were informed that some Hoodlums are contacting you in respect to the collection of your fund which was long approved in your favour. As a matter of fact we have been on this investigation for some time, known to no one but the Presidency and some top government official who are in support of this investigation teamed to help stop fraudulent activities in our country, and as well restore the image that has been tarnished by this group of people.

Although we have been able to come up with some good results about the people that have extorted money from you illegally, and we wish to list them so that you will personally indicate them by writing back to us with the name of whom scammed you among them as we want to make sure your payment is routed
to you without any further delay. Note that we will surely deal and bring to book the people using the names of government officials below. If only
you will cooperate with us by indicating correctly any of them.

The Scammers using below government officials names have been arrested:

1) Prof. Charles soludo
2) Chief Joseph Sanusi
3) Dr. R. Rasheed
4) Barrister Awele Ugorji
5) Rev. Nicholas Smith (Guaranty Trust Bank Plc)
6) Barrister Ucheuzo Williams
7) Mr. Ernest Chukwudi Obi
8) Dr. Patrick Aziza (Deputy Governor – Policy / Board Member)
9) Mr. Tunde Lemo
Deputy Governor – Financial Sector Surveillance / Board Member
10) Mrs. W. D. A. Mshelia
Deputy Governor – Corporate Services / Board Members
11) Mrs. Okonjo Iweala
12) Mrs. Rita Ekwesili
13) Barr Jacob Onyema
14) Dr. Godwin Oboh: Director Union Bank Of Nigeria.
15) Mr John Aluko & Mr.Babatunde Douglas: Inland Bank Nigeria Plc.
16) Mr.Rotimi A Williams

The above listed names are been traced/investigated by the EFCC and some of them have eloped the country, and note that if any of them is caught and found guilty he/she we go to jail for 25 years (Twenty Five Years) as it is under the Degree 47 of the Constitution under the section 101(b)of criminal law. So we are waiting for you to write us back and inform us if any of the above names or any other one claiming to have your FUND from NIGERIA, have extorted money from you; or once contacted you so that we can start taking the necessary procedural steps prior to bringing them to book and having your fund wired into your Bank account as nominated accordingly. Incase the name of the Hoodlum that scammed you is not listed above, we will advise that you forward to us his/her name and his contact so that we can trace them and as well bring them to book.

We apologise on behalf of the President and the people of Nigeria for any delay and lost this must have caused you in any way and promise that such thing will not occur again in the future. More importantly, if you are currently dealing with any one of them regarding your fund, we urge you to stop further
contact with them as you are taking a very big risk!!! It might interest you to know that you will never get your fund from them as they have nothing to offer. The hoodlums will continue coming up with expenses and thereby requesting for money from you until you go Bankrupt.

Mrs. Farida Waziri

Contact me immediately, as we are here to fight crimes and serve humanity the best way we can. Official notice has been sent to Foreign Security Units in collaboration to ensure genuine and success implementation of all payment done over funds owed to beneficiaries. We shall further monitor your funds until
you receive your fund.

We look forward to your maximum cooperation in anticipation.

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Alfred V. Damboa Feels the Heat from WikiLeaks

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 12-17-2010

Yeah! My first piece of WikiLeaks inspired spam. I’m soooo lucky! And Alfred is quite right about “abuse of internet adverts and communication by scammers”. Thanks for the heads up Alfie!

Dear Sir,

Please pardon this informal approach: it’s due to matter of urgency and sudden changes arising in contraries as results of Wiki leaks reveals and the effects to my job. I am an appointed mining field supervisor here in the sub-Saharan Africa’s GOLD & DIAMOND rich region.

I believed and feel like to trust your profile seen via GOOGLE search; regardless the abuse of internet adverts and communication by scammers, I still believe the possibilities of right people out there: therefore I hereby asking if there will be possibility of partnership with you to invest my possession and finances in your part of the world.

I have a name to protect and integrity to keep; in this manner I decide to take this step towards foreign partnership negotiation with you to secure my possession and finances against any probe and seizures that may arise due to Wiki leaks unveils. I will appreciate any profitable investment proposal for our both mutual benefit.

For my security reason I will stop so brief until I hear from you. Please communicate me direct on this following email:  atafrictech@gmail.com awaits your urgent response.

Best regards

Alfred V. Damboa.

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Your email account has won the sum of GBP₤1,000,000.00 [Million]

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 12-17-2010

Haven’t had one of these in a while. However I’ve been bombarded this morning with these to all my email addresses. Plus this PDF file is drop dead hilarious.  But not as hilarious as this version. I’m serious. Click on the link and check it out. Unfucking believable. Good for a chuckle. The explanation of how the contest works is priceless but not as priceless as the “warning” at the bottom about not getting fooled by all those other “fake” Yahoo contest. Yes, we wouldn’t want that to happen now would we.

YAHOO MAIL LOTTERY

124 Stockport Road, Long sight, Manchester M60 2 DB-United Kingdom
This is to inform you that you have won a prize money of One Million British Pounds (£1,000,000.00) for2010 Prize promotion which is organized by YAHOO, AOL & WINDOWS LIVE every (2) yrs.

YAHOO and MICRO SOFT collects all the email addresses of the people that are active online, among the millions that subscribed to Yahoo and Hotmail and few from other e-mail providers. Six people are selected every two years to benefit from this promotion and you are one of the Selected Winners.

PAYMENT OF PRIZE AND CLAIM.
Winners shall be paid in accordance with his/her Settlement Center. Yahoo Prize Award must be claimed no later than 28th days, from date of Draw Notification. Any prize not claimed within this period will be forfeited.

Stated below are your identification numbers: BATCH NUMBER: MFI/08/APA-43658, REFERENCE NUMBER:
2008234522, PIN: 1208
WINNING NUMBER: 01 14 21 30 35 48
These numbers fall within the South African Location file, you are requested to contact our fiduciary agent in
South Africa and send your winning identification numbers to him:
CONTACT YOUR CLAIMS AGENT IN SOUTH AFRICA:
NAME: Dr. Clement Dube
E-Mail: clementdubeclaimdept@gmail.com
TEL: +27-736-007-041
You are advised to send the following information to your Claims Agent to facilitate the release of of your fund
to you.
1. Full name…………………………
2. Country…………………………….
3. Contact Address…………………
4. Telephone Number……………..
5. Fax Number…. ……………………
5. Marital Status…………………….
6. Occupation………………………..
7. My Date of birth…………………
8. Sex……………………………
9. Batch Number……………………………
10. Reference Number……………………………
11. Pin Number…………………………..
12. Winning Number…………………………..
13. Amount Won…………………………..

Congratulations!! Once again.
Yours in service,

Dr. (Mrs.) Mercy Hartemink

WARNING!
You may also receive similar e-mails from people portraying to be other Organizations of yahoo Inc. This is solely to collect your personal information from you and lay claim over your winning. In event that you receive any e-mail similar to the notification letter that was sent to you, kindly delete it from your mailbox and give no further correspondence to
such person or body.

Yahoo shall not be held responsible for any loss of fund arising from the above mentioned.

PLS SEND YOUR REPLY TO YOUR CLAIMING MANAGER EMAIL ADDRESS:
(clementdubeclaimdept@gmail.com)

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Message From Dominique Strauss-Khan – This is not a scam…I swear!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 11-30-2010

Yeah baby. Seems the Nigerian government has stepped up to the plate to compensate individuals  like myself who have been scammed by their citizens. The trouble is there’s this woman who’s falsely claiming that she has been authorized to get the money on my behalf. How dare she! The money is in an ATM card that’s been preloaded with 1.65 million dollars. I know this isn’t a scam because they have prepaid all the delivery charges, the insurance premium and Clearance Certificate Fee (to prove that it isn’t drug money or meant to sponsor terrorism). The only money I need to send is $195  for the yellow tag that these types of packages apparently require. What a deal!

Customers Service Hours--Monday to Saturday:
Office Hours Monday to Saturday:
YOUR COMPENSATION PAYMENT

Dear: Beneficiary,

We have been waiting for you to contact me for your ATM CARD worth
$1,650,000.00 (One Million, Six Hundred and Fifty Thousand United
States Dollars), being compensation fund for 150 scam victims, but I
did not hear from you all this while.And one Mrs Maria Dean claims
she is your representative that we send the money to her.
Please i want to verify from you then.

I have deposited the ATM CARD with COURIER SERVICE, West Africa,
Due to the meeting held behind closed doors between my humble self and
the Director Federal Bureau of Investigation,United Nations Representative
in West Africa and the Nigerian Government so that all victims of scam
will be compensated by the Nigerian Government as a means to sanitize the mayhem
caused to individuals like you by it citizens.What you have to do now is to contact
the COURIER SERVICE immediately to know when they will deliver your ATM CARD to you
because of the expiring date.

For your information, I have paid for the delivery Charge, Insurance
premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of the package showing that
it is not Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist attack in your
Country. The only money you will send to the COURIER SERVICE to
deliver your ATM CARD direct to your postal Address in your country
is 195USD only being for YELLOW TAG of your package to the Courier
Company And,again don't be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except
195USD.

I would have paid that but they refused, because they don't know when
you will contact them and in case of due murrage. You have to contact
the COURIER SERVICE now for the delivery of your ATM CARD with this
information below:

For Managements
United Parcel Service Agent
Mr Charles Moss
Email: charlesmoss@megamail.pt

Reconfirm the below information to the agent:
1. Full Names:
2. Residential Address:
3. Phone Number:
4. Occupation
5. Country:
6. Identification:
7. Date of Birth:

Request for the tracking number of the ATM CARD to enable you track
and know when it will get to your address after you have paid for the YELLOW TAG fee.

Let me repeat again, try to contact them immediately you receive this
mail to avoid any further delay and remember to pay the YELLOW TAG
of 195USD for their immediate action. You should also
let me know through email as soon as you receive your ATM CARD.

Yours Faithfully,
Dominique Strauss-Khan
Managing Director
INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND
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Eric Cheung Says Bra Dag (Good Day)

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Foreign Language Spam - Speak English Dammit!, Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 11-26-2010

Interesting tactic. Use Swedish in the body of the email but put the English version in a text file attachment that will be displayed in the email. So the stuff they expect me to read is “hidden” from the spam filters but easily read when it’s displayed on my end.

Eric Cheung.,

Mitt namn дr Eric Cheung., Jag jobbar med Hang Seng Bank. Det дr summan av
$ 15,500,000.00 i min bank "Hang Seng Bank, Hong Kong.

Jag vill gцra цverfцringen av $ 15,500,000.00. Jag vдrva fцr dig
hjдlp i att sprida denna transaction.I fцr avsikt att ge 50% av den totala
ersдttningsfonden fцr din hjдlp.

Skulle du vara intresserad sе skicka mig ett mail pе min privata e-post
1. Fullstдndigt namn
2. Privat telefonnummer
3. Nuvarande bostadsadress
(Chngeric@aol.com).

Hдlsningar,
chngeric@aol.com
Eric Cheung.
-----------------The Text Attachment-----------------------------

Mr Eric Cheung., 

My name is Eric Cheung., I work with the Hang Seng Bank. There is the sum of
$ 15,500,000.00 in my bank "Hang Seng Bank, Hong Kong.

I wish to make the transfer of the $ 15,500,000.00. I to solicit for you
assistance in effecting this transaction.I intend to give 50% of the total
the compensation fund for your assistance.

Should you be Interested please send me an email on my private email
1. Full names
2. Private phone number
3. Current residential address
(chngeric@aol.com).

Regards,
chngeric@aol.com
Eric Cheung.
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European Lottery Operator Camelot Joins Forces With Porsche to Give Away 500,000 Euro

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 11-23-2010

Back in the day these 419 scammers used to just tell you won millions of dollars. That’s it, come and get it. Now with the rise in sophistication of the average email user they feel it’s necessary to explain how the fuck you could win all this money. The downside is that their scam sounds even more ridiculous the more they try to explain it. This one was too good for the junk folder and had to be rescued.

Dear Winner,
You are hereby inform that you have been selected for a cash prize of
500,000.00? (Five Hundred Thousand Euro) and brand new Porsche Cayenne
SUV Car in this year promotional competition. The online draws was conducted by a
Random selection of email addresses from an exclusive list of 8729,031 E-mail
Addresses of individuals and corporate bodies picked by an advanced
Automated random computer search from the internet. Each email address
Was attached to a Coupon number and your email address with coupon
Number: Cayenne/OOOO/10/EA1209KL and Pin Code Number: 8710032921 was
Randomly selected as the star prize winner amongst other consolation
Prizes, below is your winning information
WINNING COUPON NO: Cayenne/OOOO/10/EA1209KL
PIN CODE: 8710032921
This is not a Lotto or Gambling of any sort as you know it in your
Country, It is actually a promotional competition run by the European Lottery
Operator Camelot in Conjunction with the Porsche Automobile Company to promote
Cash and car lottery in Europe, just as it is in other continent for example
http://www.cashandcarslottery.ca/ ,http://www.materprizehome.com.au/
about-mater-foundation/win-a-car/ ,
http://news.sunrisecarlottery.com/ . 

Your Payment/delivery of your car has fall
Into category M, this is in ESPANA. You are to Contact our accredited
Representative/fiduciary agent/Chamber with the under listed
Information as soon as possible: with your Full Name, Address, Country,
Age, Sex, Occupation, Phone number and Fax number.
ACCREDITED REPRESENTATIVE AGENT/FIDUCIARY AGENT
CHAMBERS NAME: FERNANDEZ ADVOCATES
CONTACT AGENT: Mr. Carlos HERNANDEZ
Email: sawue@hotmail.co.uk
Direct tel: +34-672-918-395.
You are hereby assured of the utmost standards of confidentiality, and
Press anonymity until the end of proceedings, and beyond where you so
Desire; be further advised to maintain the strictest level of
Confidentiality until the end of proceedings to circumvent problems
Associated with fraudulent claims. This is part of our precautionary
Measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program.
Congratulations from me, members and staffs of this promotional
Program.
Your winnings must be claimed not later than two (2) weeks of this
Notification and remember to quote your winning coupon number and pin
Code in all Correspondence with the representative agent in Espana
Best Regards,
Engr. Iona Adalbert
Director of Promotions
N.B, Please do not respond to this email, you are to contact your
Representative agent with information above.
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James Garner, a Computer Scientist at HSBC Bank Dubai-United Arab Emirate, Develops Novel Way to Transfer Data

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 11-23-2010

Yes, these 419 scam are a dime a dozen, but this one breaks thought the noise with a most novel explanation. Apparently there is a Transmission Hard Disk (AKA 120GB), a big “X” on a file, a disc that’s been painted red, and something about punching a computer involved in getting my money. I’ve read it three times and I still don’t understand the process. Also, it’s quite ballsy, if not downright rude of him, to ask for all my banking info on his first email. You’re supposed to warm me up a bit, take me out to dinner and promise me the world first. Then you can grab my bank account. What an amature!

Hello,

I am James Garner, a computer scientist with HSBC Bank Dubai-United Arab Emirate. I am 26 years old, just started working in the Swift Transmission and remittance room of HSBC Bank Dubai-United Arab Emirate. I came across a payment file valued at US$26.8million dollars which was marked X and the transfer released disk painted RED, I took time to study it and found out that the fund was an accrued dividend from a back-log of an Excess Maximum Return Capital Profit (EMRCP) of an average of 1.2% on each private investment and corporate portfolio under our administration and control and all fees and certificates has been cleared, but the fund has not been released and cannot be released for some obvious technical reasons.

However, I do not intend to work here all the days of my life, I can release this fund to you if you can give me 30% of the total sum of US26.8million dollars and certify me of my security and how I can run away from this Dubai-United Arab Emirate if I do help you release the fund to you, because if I don’t run away from this country after I made the transfer, I will be in serious trouble under the Islamic sharia law and my life will be in danger. Please this is like a Mafia setting in Dubai-United Arab Emirate; you may not understand it because you are not in Dubai-United Arab Emirate.

The only thing I will need to release this fund is a special TRANSMISSION HARD DISK we call it (120 GIG), which I will need to buy two of it, recopy your information, destroy the previous one, and punch the computer to make the fund reflect in your bank account within 24 banking hours.

Upon confirmation of the fund transfer in your bank account through the TRANSMISSION HARD DISK, I will clean up the tracer and destroy your file, after which I will run away from United Arab Emirate to meet with you in your country. If you are interested, do get in touch with me immediately, you should send to me your convenient telephone number for easy communications and also re confirm your banking details as stated below, so that there won’t be any mistake.

(1) Your Full Name.
(2) Phone, Fax and Mobile #.
(3) Company’s name, position and address.
(4) Profession, age and marital status.
(5) Your bank account details where the fund transfer will be remitted to you immediately as follows;
Bank Name
Bank Address
Swift Code
Routing No
Account No
Account Name.
I await your urgent reply to jagarner@mail.mn
Sincerely,
Mr. James Garner
Computer Scientist
HSBC Bank Dubai-United Arab Emirate
E-mail:jagarner@mail.mn
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Mr. Wang Hongzhang…or as Ted Nugent would say ‘”Wang Dang Sweet Hongzhang!”

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 09-13-2010

Talk about inflation. I know these scammers are free to make up whatever amount they want, but even the most gullible American would do a double take on $24,500,00o. That’s out-fucking-rageous! And of course, when I show up with my pale skin, long curly blond hair and blue eyes no will suspect that I’m not really Mr. Khazeal Hamood Hasaab’s next of kin. No way Jose!

Good Day,
I am Mr. Wang HongZhang, Chief Disciplinary Officer, People’s Bank of China (PBC). I got your email contact via the internet (Google search) and decided to contact you. I have an interesting/profitable business proposal of US$24.5million and this will be of immense benefit to both of us if only you are interested. Before the U.S and Iraqi war, a client of Bank of China, Mr. Khazeal Hamood Hasaab a Merchant, made a numbered fixed deposit valued at $24,500,000.00 (Twenty Four million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars), for 18 calendar months, at Bank of China, Tower Branch, 1 Garden Road Hong Kong. Upon maturity several notices were sent to him, even during the war which began in 2003. Again, after the war another notification was sent, but still no response came from him. It was later found out that Mr Khazeal Hamood Hasaab, his wife and two sons had been killed during the war (Basra).

After further investigation, it was also discovered that Mr Khazeal did not declare any next of kin in his official papers, including the paperwork of his bank deposit. He also confided, in the Chief Risk Officer, Bank of China (BOCHK), that no one knew of his deposit in the bank. According to the laws of my country, at the expiration of 6years such funds are reverted to the Peoples Bank of China (PBC), where it will be deposited in the reserve of the Government, if nobody applies to claim it. Due to the fact that the fund has been in the bank for more than five years, provisions are being made for it to be reverted to my Bank (PBC). When the case was presented at my desk, I contacted the risk officer (BOCHK), who is a good friend of mine and gathered all the information that I have presented to you. Against this backdrop, I will like you, as a foreigner, to stand as next of kin to Khazeal Hamood Hasaab, so that we can receive his funds.

I will like to know if you will be interested in this project please. I will make more details available to you on receipt of a positive response from you.

My official lines and email address are not secure as they are periodically monitored to assess our level of customer care in line with our Total Quality Management Policy, do contact me only at my private email address: wzwangzhang@aol.com

Kind Regards,
Mr. Wang Hongzhang.

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ONLINE LOTTO: WINNING NUMBER: OL/656/020/011

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 09-12-2010

Yeah baby! Soooo glad I’m an email user so I can be appreciated this way. And of course, always remember: “YOU ARE TO KEEP EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS YOUR WINNING PRIVATE, UNTIL YOU RECEIVE YOUR WINNING PRIZE BY THIS ONLINE LOTTO PAYING BANK, CONTOVERSIAL CLAIM WILL LEAD TO DISQUALIFICATION. BE WARNED.”

WINNING NUMBER: OL/656/020/011,

ONLINE LOTTO
LAAN VAN HOORNWIJCK 55
2289 DG RIJSWIJK THE NETHERLANDS
WEBSITE: www.lotto.nl

MONTH OF SEPTEMBER ONLINE LOTTO.

WINNING NUMBER: OL/656/020/011

OUR DEAR WINNER,

THIS IS TO NOTIFY YOU THAT YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS HAS WON ONLINE LOTTO OF (ONE MILLION EURO), THIS ONLINE LOTTO PROGRAM WAS MADE POSSIBLE BY GROUPS OF INTERNATIONAL COMPANIES THAT DO ADVERTISEMENTS ON THE INTERNET TO APPRECIATE EMAIL USERS.

ALL THE E-MAIL ADDRESSES USED FOR THIS ONLINE LOTTO PROGRAM WERE SELECTED THROUGH ELECTRONIC BALLOTING SYSTEM OF INTERNET E-MAIL USERS, FROM WHICH YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS CAME OUT AS THE WINNING COUPON.

WE THEREBY CONTACT YOU TO CLAIM YOUR WINNING AMOUNT QUICKLY AS THIS IS A MONTHLY LOTTERY. FAILURE TO CLAIM YOUR WINNING WILL RESULT INTO THE REVERSION OF OUR FOLLOWING MONTH LOTTERY. (THE EXPIRATION DATE IS 30TH OF SEPTEMBER). PLEASE CONTACT OUR APPROVED AGENT BELOW WITH YOUR WINNING NUMBER ABOVE.

ONLINE LOTTO AGENCY.
MRS. ANA PAULA FILIPE.
(DIRECTOR OF WINNING CLAIMS DEPARTMENT).
TEL: +31-620-669-926
E-MAIL: agentservicebv@aim.com

WARNING: YOU ARE TO KEEP EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS YOUR WINNING PRIVATE, UNTIL YOU RECEIVE YOUR WINNING PRIZE BY THIS ONLINE LOTTO PAYING BANK, CONTOVERSIAL CLAIM WILL LEAD TO DISQUALIFICATION. BE WARNED.

REGARDS,

MRS. MANUELA MONTEIRO.
(DIRECTOR OF ONLINE LOTTO).

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Sgt. Matt Lowell Wants to Know…Can I Trust You on This?

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 09-10-2010

Poor Sgt. Matt Lowell. I guess he’s never heard of a bank. Maybe they didn’t cover that in boot camp. Does the government pay his salary in barter? I’ve always found banks a really convenient way to store and transfer funds. I’m wacky that way though.

Hello,

I need your assistance, I Am SGT. Matt Lowell and I’m with the Engineering unit 
here in Ba'qubah Iraq for the United States, I have about 2.7 million US dollars 
that I want to move out of the country. I need a good partner, someone I can trust 
to actualize this venture. The said money is from oil deal and legal.

But I am moving it through diplomatic means to your house directly or a safe and 
secured location of your choice using diplomatic courier services. 

But can I trust you? Once the funds get to you, you take your 30% out and keep 70% 
until i come to meet with you. Your own part of this deal is to find a 
safe place where the funds can be sent to. Mine is sending it to you.

If you are interested reply and I will furnish you with more details.
Awaiting waiting your response thanks.
SGT. Matt Lowell
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Uh, I’ll Take 600 Pounds of Mongolian Clay…

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Miscellaneous Spam - Spam That Defies Categorization, Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 08-29-2010

I just love getting these. The scam is very simple – to try to buy very heavy merchandise using stolen credit cards. However, you have to arrange for the shipping with their preferred (fake) shipping company. You’ll be asked to pre-pay the shipping cost with Western Union and add that to the credit card bill. Then you ship the product, the credit card is denied and you’re out the product and the shipping costs. What makes these so amusing is that the scammers are so desperate and dumb that they will go along with anything you say. So they’re quite fun to fuck with. This one is from “Nick” who apparently confuses my name with the product.

From: Nick White (updatesdesk@gmail.com)

Subject: Urgent Response

Am Nick White and i will like to know if you do sell Clays ? If you do then, I will like to know some of the types and  price range of  those that you have at the moment. I As soon as you reply me with those information? I will get back you to with the quantity that will like to order so that we can proceed from there.

For the payment, i will like to know if you do take major credit card as method of payment?

Thank you and do not forget to include your Name and Phone number when getting back to me.

Nick.

Why yes I do.

We have three types in stock right now.

Brazilian Clay that’s best for earthen work and has a deeper red tone to it.
It’s $5.95 per pound

A Mongolian Clay that’s best for porcelain work due to it’s high porcini content (that’s where the name porcelain comes from)
It’s $8.95 per pound

Indonesian Clay that has a high plasticity due to naturally occurring enzymes and phyto-nutrients
It a bit expensive at $12.99 per pound.

Are you interested in any of these?

Yes we take all major credit cards and ship anywhere in the world.

Clay Butler
Owner of Caverns O’Clay

Thank you for the response, what will be the subtotal cost of 600 pounds of the Mongolian Clay

Nick.

Total cost is $5,370

Thank you for the response once again, Am sending them to ( Haiti ) So, I will like you to contact ( Saxasea  Shipping Co. ) with the weight, sizes, quantity, pick up and the delivery  location and ask them what will be the shipping charges to ship the clays to ( Port-Au-Prince, Haiti ). And get back to me with the subtotal cost of all the clays and the shipping charges so that, I will provide you with my major credit card information for you to run through all charges.

The shipping company email address is saxaseashipping@live.com

The shipping address is as follows:
The Church Of the Lord
1st Ave Rue Martelly Seïde
Port-Au-Prince, Haiti, HT6110

Thank you,
Nick.

Sorry Nick,

I talked it over with our insurance department and I’m going to have to pass on your order. We’re not shipping to Haiti right now. Our last batch of clay was stolen by looters and never made it to the buyer. When it was found a week later most of it had already been made into poorly made pinch pots and wobbly coil mugs. The insurance company said that since the clay had been modeled, glazed, and fired it was no longer the same product and therefor no longer covered by our policy! Apparently there is a black market for everything including ceramic supplies. Haiti is too unstable right now.

Thanks,

Clay Butler
Owner of Caverns O’Clay

Thank you for the response once again, I don’t have problem when it come’s to using this shipping co. They have been handle my shipment for the past years and they do handle my shipment very safety. so just go ahead and contact them and get me the shipping quote so that we can proceed with the payment. I can sing a document that will show if the goods departure from your location after the shipping co. have pick up the goods, it’s my own risk.

Nick

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PAYMENT NOTIFICATION from Lamido Sanusi, The Executive Governor of The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN)

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 08-16-2010

Whoa! I so glad Mr. Sanusi was a bit suspicious and stopped these impersonators from getting my inheritance. I guess it really does pay to bank with the Mother of All Commercial Banks®.

OFFICE OF THE GOVERNOR
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
Our Ref: CBN/OHG/OXD1/09
Your Ref: ……………
TELEX: CENTRALBANK.
PAYMENT FILE: CBN/BEN/09.
Phone: +234-809-589-5441

Attn: Beneficiary,

PAYMENT NOTIFICATION.

Definitely, I know that this letter will be a surprising one to you. Firstly, I will like to introduce myself formally as Mr. Lamido Sanusi, The Executive Governor of The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).

I am officially contacting you today because your Inheritance Funds were Re-deposited into the “Federal Suspense Account” of CBN last week, because you did not forward your Claim as the Right beneficiary. Well known to all, The Central Bank of Nigeria is the mother Bank of all commercial Banks here in Nigeria.

Really these men were unexpected by me because their visit was impromptu. I had to ask them why they came to see me in person and they said that they were here to Collect the Inheritance Bill Sum of (US$4.5M) which rightfully belongs to you, on your behalf.

At this development I asked them who authorized them to come down to Nigeria for the Collection of this Payment and they told me that you asked them to come and collect this Funds on your Behalf. In fact this was the biggest shock that this Bank have ever received so far because your Inheritance Funds is still in the “Federal Suspense Account” of CBN, yet you sent these men to come and collect this Funds on your behalf without notifying us.

We in this Bank do not understand why you sent these men to come and Collect your Funds on your behalf. If actually you want them to help you collect your Inheritance Bill Sum, at least you should have informed me as the Executive Governor of this Bank.

They actually tendered some Vital Documents, which proved that you actually sent them for the Collection of these Fund. Honestly, it really baffles me that you took such decision without my consent.

Here are the Documents, which they tendered to this Bank

1. LETTER OF ADMINISTRATION.
2. HIGH COURT INJUNCTION.
3. ORDER TO RELEASE.

Actually, these Documents, which they tendered to this Noble Bank, is a clear Proof that you sent them to Collect this Funds for you. Finally, I told them to come back and they promised to come back.

As the Governor of this Noble Bank, I was supposed to Release this Funds to them but I refused to do so because I wanted to hear from you first. Due to the Nature of my job, I will not want to make any mistake in Releasing this Funds to anyone except you whom is the Recognized Bonafide Beneficiary to this Funds.

Kindly clarify us on this issue before we make this Payment to these foreigners whom came on your behalf. In receipt of this confidential Letter, you are required to respond immediately to this email: with your full name, address and phone number for reconfirmation and immediate action.

You are to call me immmediately you receive this email with my direct cell phone for more information on the way forward +234-809-589-5441

OFFICIALLY SIGNED.

Governor.Lamido Sanusi

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We have over 7,500 hoodlums in our jails around Africa and UK and we are still looking for these internet fraudsters!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 08-09-2010

Oh yeah! This is the very best 419 scam ever.

7,500 Hoodlums and Fraudsters
$422 Million in Recovered Funds
The Economic & Financial Crimes Commission Comes to the Rescue
Detention Rooms to Extract Information from said Fraudsters
and The Leaders of the African Crime Fighters!

OMFG! All almost peed my pants. I’m in spam Nirvana!

From: jacquesbode@libero.it

Attention:

Firstly we introduce this commission, Economic & Financial Crimes
Commission (EFCC) we fight cyber crime, Internet fraud, scam and money
laundering in Africa and London United Kingdom

Our commission has been in existences since 2004 and our duty is to stop
internet fraud. We have over 7,500 hoodlums in our jails around Africa and
UK and we are still looking for these internet fraudsters, we are aware
that a lot of foreigners have been deceived and huge amount of money has
also been lost to these fraudsters after promising you percentages and
fake lottery or charity grant awards; in their letters you were asked to
help them move funds and they will end up demanding for money from you and
in return you will get nothing.

The Leaders of the African Crime fighters has come together to inform the
world of what is going on now and we have recovered over $422 Million
Dollars (Four Hundred and Twenty two Million Dollars) from the people we
have apprehended. The reason we are writing you this letter is because
your name was given to us by one of the fraudsters in our detention room
after serious investigation and our aim is to refund all lost fund to its
legitimate owner.

The Government has approved a total of Two Hundred and Fifty Thousand
United states Dollars (US$250,000.00) only as the compensation of the lost
that you incurred as this was a ceiling rate as some suffered more while others
suffered less to and the idea is to restore you back to the position that you
would have been if not that you were defrauded.

In addition to the compensation amount also approved in your favor is also
Ten Million United States Dollars (US$10,000,000.00) only making it a
total of Ten Million, Two hundred and fifty thousand United States Dollars that will
be paid to you in the next few days as the International confirmable Draft
as been issued in your favor.

All that you have to do right now is to contact the undersigned furnish
him with the following data of yours immediately as we intend finalizing
this payment in few days time.

Your Name
Your Mailing address (Not P.O. Box Please)
Your Direct Mobile Line

Send your details to efccfundsvictims@yahoo.co.jp

Regards

Dr. Jacques Bode
(Head EFCC Internet Fraud Unit)
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Eagle Traders International is Like Totally Big in The South African Area

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 07-31-2010

Did you know that financial services are a multi-million dollar market? You do now. That certainly explains the billion dollar bailout of Goldman Sachs. Apparently you can make a lot of money in banking and stuff!

I’ve read this six times and I still don’t know what the hell they are offering. AIG would be proud.

Sir / Madam,

I am Mr. Steven Ndalla of Eagle Traders International, one of the fastest growing financial institution based in Southern African countries with affiliated offices all over Europe and Middle East.

Eagle Traders International is a financially related holding company that is targeting the growing Multi-Million Dollars financial services and value proposition resides in both its knowledge, infrastructure and in the host of benefits associated with being a privately owned corporation. Eagle Traders International has the potential to deliver a substantially more accurate, less expensive financial instruments and supports project / ideas the way your bank is unable to do, while at the same time lowering the overall cost of delivery.

We provide the market with comprehensive financial services to run your business such as LPO Financing, Invoice Discounting, Contract Financing, Bailouts / Bridge Financing, Share Acquisition Loan, Personal Loan and Lease Financing.

Should you be interested in securing our services, do not hesitate to contact us, while informing you that full detailed terms and conditions of these faculties will be attached with a formal offer letter to be issued in due course, upon your response.

We looked forward to doing business with you.

Best regards,

Steve Ndala
Manager (Marketing)

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Personal Assistant Position for Electronics and Clothing Store in Ireland!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Get Rich Quick Spam - Work at Home Schemes, Online Businesses and Other Scams for the Unemployed and Desperate, Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 07-27-2010

This is so weird. I too am so busy running my clothing and electronics store (Shirts-N-Stereos) that I need a personal assistant. However, it never occurred to me that I could send out my job offer to hundreds of thousands of strangers overseas. What a totally killer way to find a reliable person to entrust my business with. Thanks for the tip Mr. Yates! And guaranteeing that this job offer is legit by allowing you to open the packages shipped to your house is a really good idea with all the scams out there and such.

Hello ,

I emailing  you as regards to the Personal Assistant position.
I would love to meet up with you to talk about this job but
I am currently away on a business trip but there is a test which
i will like you to go through because i need a capable Personal Assistant.
I am in Ireland so there will be no interview except for the
form you will fill below.

1.Have you ever been a Personal Assistant ?

2.If you have been a Personal Assistant before,how long and
was it for a company or an individual?

3.Can you communicate effective and efficiently?

4.Do you have a job as at now?

5.Will you be able to run errands 2 hours per day for and will
be needed 3 days per week?

I will prepay you in advance to do my shopping. I will also have my
mails and packages forwarded to your address. If you will be unable to stay
at your house to get my mails, I can have it shipped to a post office near
you and then you can pick it up at your convenience. When you get my mails/packages;
you are required to mail them to where I want them mailed to.
You don't have to put money out of you pocket, all you have to do is
have packages shipped to your house and do my shopping.

You are allowed to open the packages to reveal its content.
The content of the packages are computer and electronics, clothing's business
and personal letters. All expenses and taxes will be covered by me.
You will work between 15 and 20 hrs a month. I will pay $300 per week.
I need your service because I am constantly out of town on business as
I own a electronics and clothing store in Ireland but want
to open another store in US.I will return to USA in july so this
process will be on going till then. If you don't mind, I will meet
up with you when I return and then we can talk about the possibility
of making this long term. Well, let me know if you are able to handle the position.

I will email you the list and pictures of what to shop for when I am ready.
No heavy packages are involved! You can do the shopping at any nearest stores.
You will be shopping for Electronics and clothing's. I will provide you
my personal UPS account number for Shipping. All you have to do is provide my
account number to UPS and shipping charges will be applied into the account.
I will provide clear set of instructions for each task I need
done as well the funds to cover them.

If I were to mail you money to do my shopping plus up front payment
for your service, where would you want it mailed to?
Your full info for check, money orders or cash payment:

Full Name:
Full Address:
(NO P.O.BOX)
City:
State:
Zip Code:
Phone Number:(Cell):
Home:
Age:
Email:
Present Job:
Attach a Photo of you:

The address of the nearest Post Office to you for receiving packages:

Name:
Address:
City:
State:
Post Code:

Will be expecting to hear from you soon to let me know if you
will be willing to handle my business on my behalf before I return.
Note that this job is 100% legitimate.You can open all packages to confirm
how legit they are.Thanks so much and have a nice day.

Regards,

Donald Yates
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Suha Arafat has a little…INVESTMENT PARTNERSHIP PROPOSAL !!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 07-26-2010

This is certainly a bold statement which I think is the point. If you’re going to lie, then lie big. This triggers the “no one would lie about something so outrageous and that is so easy to double check for accuracy – therefore it must be true” response. Although, the one I got for Luciano Pavarati’s estate is most certainly true and I’m anxiously awaiting my $10.5 million. Any day now dude!

From: Mrs. Suha Arafat:

Dear Friend,

My name is Mrs. Suha Arafat, the wife of late Yasser Arafat, 
the Palestinian leader who died few years ago in Paris. 

I got your email address from lists of Emails Leads of World Population 
Achieves Data from the internet.

The reason why I'm writing you is to seek your partnership on a transaction 
of mutual benefit to you and me. If you are interested in partnering with 
me for investments, please provide me with the following listed information:

1.	YOUR NAME IN FULL
2.	YOUR OFFICE OR RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS
3.	TEL, MOBILE AND FAX NUMBER.

Upon hearing from you, I will get back to you with details.


Respectfully Submitted,

Mrs. Suha Arafat.
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Your irrevocable payment release to…”undisclosed-recipients:”

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 07-22-2010

Would even eight year old fall for this one? Best part is this went out to “undisclosed-recipients:” No wait, the best part is the two boxes with $10 million cash in each. Uh, no wait it’s the fact they are labeled “CONFIDENTIAL DIPLOMATIC LUGGAGE”. Wait, uh, uh, ahhh forget it.

Good Day,

I want to bring to your knowledge of a very lucrative business
opportunity that I have. 

Well I work as an agent that accompanies contractors funds to be paid to them,
l have this deal and l won't mind you in it if you promise to keep
optimum confidentiality.

The consignment consists of two boxes, the boxes contains $20 million
all in $100.00 bills, this money was accompanied by me to U.S.A and was handed
over to a diplomat. The name of the Diplomat will be given to you as soon as
you indicate your interest.

You will Call the diplomat and tell him that you are calling on behalf of
Mrs. Susan Glay that handed the consignment to him, also ask him how much
it will cost to clear out this consignments. 

Bear in mind that he is not aware of the content of the boxes,
it was registered as CONFIDENTIAL DIPLOMATIC LUGGAGE, you know that
this consignment has been there for the past 2 month where I am looking
for a trust worthy person to get it out.

I am ready to release 30% of the total money to you for your help;
each of the boxes contains 10,000,000.00. 

I will be expecting your reply today and please send to me your
contact information and phone number if interested.

Regards,
Madam Susan Glay.
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Mr. Ron Mills, the personal secretary to the FBI Director says that those other emails were just scams but this one is like totally really…I swear!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 07-21-2010

Finally some justice! After being screwed by every fake lottery and inheritance scam out there the FBI has finally heeded my cries and are going to deliver me from my personal financial hell!!! Can’t wait to get my 2.5 million dollar ATM card as soon as I give them all my personal information and send them $120 by Western Union to pay for shipping and….hey wait a minute, shouldn’t they have that already? Nah, they probably just need to make sure I’m the right guy. It’s probably a security feature or something. I’m soooo excited!

Attn: Beneficiary,

I am Mr. Ron Mills, the personal secretary to the FBI Director; Robert S.Mueller III.
After proper investigations, we discovered that your impending payment that have been
withheld by imposters , claiming to be Professor Charles Soludo (Governor of the Central
bank of Nigeria), Mr.Patrick Aziza, Mr. Frank Nweke, None existing officials of the Oceanic
Bank of Nigeria and Zenith Bank, UK winning Lottery , Coca-Cola winning lottery and among a
list of others is now under our custody with the help of the Economic and Financial Crimes
Commission (EFCC) and the Local Police Force.

Investigations revealed that you have spent a lot on your personal earned money just to
conclude the successful transfer of your funds to your nominated bank account by obtaining
transfer documents as requested by the imposters, costing you a lot of money but to no
avail.

The FBI had to send some financial crime investigators from our head quarters in Washington
DC to Africa in other to carry out proper investigation, after receiving series of other
reports similar to yours as you are not the only person awaiting the legal transfer of funds
from Africa.

The FBI has giving authority to the International Monetary Funds (IMF) to assist the Federal
Ministry of Finance and all the organization involved; such as the Central Bank , Zenith
Bank, and Legit lottery organizations to immediately commence with the compensation of all
the beneficiaries awaiting the successful transfer of their funds.

With the help of some of the best Internet investigators attached to the FBI, we traced your
information from the Internet as one of the beneficiaries awaiting the successful transfer
of funds to your nominated account.

I am pleased to inform you that a meeting was held as regards the best way to carry out with
the compensation exercise for transparency and most especially to avoid reoccurrence of the
delay in transferring your funds and the high cost of procuring transfer documents and came
to a final conclusion as all head of organizations involved was duly represented.

It was approved to be issued to you as a valid international ATM card cashable at any ATM
machine designation in the world. The ATM account has already being credited with two
million, five hundred thousand United States dollars. ($2.500, 000,00USD) , with a daily
Limit of withdrawal of Ten thousand United States Dollars. ($10.000, 00USD).The ATM card has
already being packaged and approved to be delivered to your door step via express courier
delivery service.

Contact Mr.Clement Morgan {Our FBI ATM Rep.} at the ATM PAYMENT CENTER and reconfirm your
delivery information as stated below.

DELIVERY INFROMATION:
FULL NAME:
DELIVERY ADDRESS:
CELLPHONE NUMBER:

CONTACT INFORMATION:
NAME: Clement Morgan
EMAIL: clementmorgan@post.ro
TEL : +234 809 483 1462

NOTE: Under normal circumstances you are suppose to come and collect your ATM CARD in person and sign some documents as proof of the collection of your ATM CARD but the IMF and the Finance Ministry insisted that you pay for the delivery charges of your ATM CARD via western union money transfer, which will cost you only $120.00USD to cut down travel expenses in other for the western union payment receipt and the receipt of payment of $120.00USD to the nominated courier company that will carry out with the delivery to your door step to be documented in your file as proof your collection. We hope that is very clear. A receipt to this effect will be sent to you and a copy kept in your file for future documentation.

We also advise that you stop further communications with these imposters and forward any
correspondence / proposal you receive from them to Mr.Kelvin Williams in other for the FBI
to bring justice to does still at large.

Mr.Ron Mills.
For: Mr. Robert S.Mueller III
FBI DIRECTOR

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Juriaan Kugger – Former Member of the Helicopter Society and the Institute of Electronic & Electrical Engineers

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 07-13-2010

Ah yes, Mr. Krugger, I remember him well. Oh, the wild times we had at the annual Helicopter Society pancake breakfast. And don’t even get me started about the debauchery at the  Institute of Electronic & Electrical Engineers. The stories I could tell!

NOTIFICATION LETTER !!!

On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr.Juriaan Kugger.
I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter were returned undelivered.
I wish to notify you that late Engr. Juriaan Kugger made you a beneficiary to his WILL. 

He left the sum of Thirty Million, One Hundred Thousand Dollars (USD$30, 100.000.00)
to you in the Codicil and last testament to his WILL.

This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true.
Being a widely traveled man, he must have been in contact with you in
the past or simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous friends
abroad who wished you good.

Engr. Juriaan Kugger until his death was a member of the
Helicopter Society and the Institute of Electronic & Electrical Engineers.
Please if I reach you as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me
as soon as possible to enable me conclude my job.
You are advice to contact me with my
personal email:  barrandreawfraser101@live.co.uk

Await your prompt response. 

Yours in Service,
BARRISTER ANDREAW FRASER ESQ.
PRINCIPAL PARTNERS: Barrister Aidan Walsh.Esq Markus
Wolfgang, Mr. John Marvey Esq., Mr. Jerry Smith Esq.
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TOYOTA INTERNATIONAL LOTTO AWARD WINNER!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 07-02-2010

Sweet, I’ll definitely pick up my $500,000 cash and new Toyota car right after I finish the paperwork for my prestigious Microsoft® Windows XP Corporations winnings!

TOYOTA INTERNATIONAL LOTTO (HEADQUATER)
Customer Service Department Affiliate of Toyota Japan .
3 – 4 Kojimachi Chiyoda-ku, Tokyo 102-0083 Japan JP.
We are pleased to inform you of the announcement made today, You are among the winners of the TOYOTA CAR INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION PROGRAM Participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 2,500,000 email addresses of individuals and companies from all part of the world as part of our electronic business Promotions Program.
As a result of your visiting various websites we are running the e-business promotions for. You/Your Company email address, attached to ticket number 343-221-8756, with serial number 454-17 drew the lucky numbers 3, 8, 13, 22, 27, 41 and Bonus number 12 , Your INSURANCE Number: FLS433/ 453L /GMSA and consequently you won in the Second Category of the TOYOTA FORTUNE LOTTO DRAW.
You have therefore been approved for the payment of the sum of US$500, 000, 00 in cash, including a Toyota car which is the winning present /amount for the Second category winners. This is from the total prize money of US$2,650,000.00 shared among the international winners in the Second category.
CONGRATULATIONS!!
Please be informed that your won fund of the sum of US$500,000.00 is now with the payee center. Contact our agent and give them your full names so that they will re-insure your winning fund under your full names. Together with the port where your winning car should be shiped to.
To begin your claim, please call our claim agent or send email immediately to:-.
Certificate Agent, Toyota Email Lotto.
Huang lin,
E-mail: – huanglin36@263.net
E-mail: – toyotamotorcn_promo2@263.net
Phone: +86 13430549241
Fax: –  +86 010 950507 / 12769906  or 010 80115555.
NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, Please quote your
1. Full name
2. Address/contact number
3. Country of origin
4. Age
5. Occupation
6. Tel/fax.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Sarah Van Dorcas
Hon Cordinator.
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MICROSOFT WINNING NOTIFICATION (AKA: The Prestigious Microsoft® Windows XP Corporations)

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 07-01-2010

I must say this one kicks ass over most contests. The “prestigious Microsoft® Windows XP Corporations” had a contest using their totally awesome “Computerized Email Selection System (C.E.S.S.)” and selected me as the winner. I get “Five Hundred Thousand Great British Pounds” in the hopes that I “will continue to be active and patronage to the Microsoft® Windows XP Corporations”. Holy shit, that’s a mighty expensive customer retention program! That can’t possibly be sustainable even for Microsoft.

Microsoft Promotion Award Team
23 South Way WIW London,
United Kingdom.
MICROSOFT WINNING NOTIFICATION…. PROMO

The prestigious Microsoft® Windows XP Corporations wishes to inform you that your e-mail address emerged as one of their online lucky Winners selected from our private computerized lottery drawn here in London United Kingdom and this selection process was carried out through a random selection in our Computerized Email Selection System (C.E.S.S.) from a database of over a million email addresses from the world wide web.

This promotion was set-up to encourage the active users of the Internet Microsoft® Windows. Hence we do believe that with your winning prize, you will continue to be active and patronage to the Microsoft® Windows XP Corporations. Therefore you have won the sum of £500,000.00 pounds {Five Hundred Thousand Great British Pounds}. A winning cheque will be issued in your name by the Microsoft® Windows XP Corporation and also a certificate of prize claims will be sent to you along side with your winnings cheque. You are to make contact with your designated agent who shall by duty, guide you through the process of facilitating the release of your Prize.

For claims,you are advised to contact your designated appointed agent with the
following details below.

Zentec Security
Mr Astrid Pedersen
Email:zentec.ltd1@contractor.net
Direct Tel.Line;+44(0)703-174-5881

VERIFICATION AND FUNDS RELEASE FORM.
1. Full Name:…………..
2. Address………………..
3. Occupation:…………..
4. Nationality……………
5. Tel No……………………
6.Date Of Birth………………..

Once again on behalf of all our staff and Managements we say CONGRATULATIONS!

Sincerely,
Microsoft Promotion Award Team,
United Kingdom Sub Region.

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HONEST SOMEONE – Miss Jenny Needs Your Help!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 07-01-2010

I get so many Nigerian 419 scams that I just don’t bother posting them but Miss Jenny has a really interesting story that’s convoluted even by the standards of the genre. Her parents and three sisters were poisoned by their enemies. But even though she escaped the poisoning  because she was at school that day, she somehow ended up in a coma for two weeks. Her late father left her $5.2 million do with as she pleases. Fair enough, but she wants to give me, a total stranger, 20% of the money to help her invest it. Huh? She say she lives in “fear and bondage” which is something many people pay good money to achieve and says the real reason she’s giving me 20% is “because it looks stupid for me trying to confide in a total stranger I never met before”. Well yes, that is true, it does look stupid, but why pay someone for the privilege of looking stupid?

HONEST SOMEONE 

During the civil and political crisis in our country, my parents together with my
three sisters were poisoned by heartless elements. Fortunately for me, I was in
when this tragedy took place to our family. I was in coma for almost two weeks.
But I thank the almighty God because I never knew that I could support the shock
of losing almost my whole family. That is by the way. Right now I am still here
in Cote d’Ivoire with but very unsafe for me. I’m living in great fear and bondage. 

I intend leaving this country as soon as possible but only one thing kept me back. 

My late father has deposited with one of the prime bank the sum of money,
$5.2Million USD, for onward transfer to any bank abroad .But unfortunately
he did not complete the transaction before he died. I have met with the bank
director who has certified my claims to the money. I have all the documents
concerns this money in the bank; I have mapped out 20% out of the total money for
your help and assistance because it looks stupid for me trying to confide
in a total stranger I never met before. By instinct I am convinced you
are an honest person and you have the capacity to handle this transaction with me. 

As soon as it is done, I will come over to meet you and spend
the rest of my live in your country. I wish to invest the money
into estate business etc. I promise to greatly compensate you for any
assistance you may offer us. I do not know how you may feel about this
but I want you to take this very serious and confidential.

Down here, I am living in fear because enemies of my parents
are hunting for me. 

Please let me know your mind concerning my proposal to you.

Miss Jenny
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I am Chief James Ibori, former governor, and I am in desperate need of your help

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 06-16-2010

This ones fun. The former Governor of some Nigerian state made  some money (oh, about 29 million) while in office and now it’s sitting in a trunk marked “Family Treasure” and “Diplomatic Luggage” in some bank. What I like most about these 419 scams is how they play off American ignorance and prejudice. If this was from the former Governor of say Alabama, and this trunk filled with 29 million dollars was sitting in a local Chase branch, you’d laugh your ass off. But hey, this is Africa and you know how crazy and backwards they are, so it’s totally possible this could be true. Suckers.

I am chief james ibori, former governor in one of niger delta oil rich
delta state in Nigeria from 1999 to 2007.

I am in desperate need of your help, I got your email address from a
friend in the Nigerian Foreign Affairs Ministry,
I made some money while in office, and the total sum of Twenty Nine
Million, Nine Hundred Thousand United States Dollars Only
(US$29,900,000.00) For more information about my profile, please take your
time to visit my official website at

www.saharareporters.com/real.../6066-james-ibori-arrested-in-dubai.html

I have successfully moved this fund to a Security and finance institution
in madrid, spain through the assistance of one my former aide,
who is now the new Director-General (DG) of the Nigerian Diplomatic Courier.

The fund was deposited with the finance institution as "Family Treasure"
and in a trunk box, marked diplomatic luggage, and it was deposited with a
foreign name,Mr. Raul Thompson as the beneficiary to avoid being traced by the present
government of my country and united kingdom police,who are trying so hard
to extradict me to uk

I cannot front any of my relative(s) or aides for the claim of this fund
from the finance institution since it was deposited with a foreign name as
the beneficiary, neither will I front myself, as I'm being monitored by the Anti-graft
Agency of my country.

Hence, my decision to solicit for your assistance in this regard in order
to front you as the trustee to Mr. Raul Thompson on whose name the fund
was deposited.

Upon your acceptance of my proposal, I shall have my family attorney
contact you for further directives on how to effect the change of your
name to read the beneficiary of this fund,
which shall facilitate the claim on your name as the trustee to Mr. Raul
Thompson, and you shall be duly advice on how to spilt the fund into
several accounts in your country when transferred to you.

I have considerably agreed to give you 35% of this fund as a compensation
for whatever assistance that you shall give in this regard,
10% set aside to take care of whatever expenses that we may likely incure
at the course of retrieving the fund and the transfer to you,
while the remaining 55% shall remain in an account that you shall set up
in your country pending when I shall need it.

I do hope that I can trust you with this fund, as it is entirely all I
have left, which I plan to start life again when all this problem will be
over.
And most importantly, if this transaction is executed perfectly, I shall
come over to Nigeria for other business negotiations when i am free,
especially on the issue of private business empire.

In your response, please do not forget to provide your full name(s),
address, phone number and any copy of your identification,
as required by my family attorney for the facilitation of the necessary
paper works.

Thanks in advance.

Yours faithfully,
chief james ibori

ibori_james@rocketmail.com
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THEIR WHOLE GAME PLAN IS TO FRUSTRATE YOU IN ORDER FOR YOU TO ABANDON THE CONTRACT PAYMENT! OMFG! I’m Totally Shocked!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 06-15-2010

Dude, this is my lucky day! After all my searching for an authentic account in Africa that I could appropriate, I finally receive this “fax” from a man who assures me that he is the true holder of said account and all those other emails from Nigeria are scam artists! Thank god, finally someone honest!

AFRICAN DEVELOPEMENT BANK
OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR
TELEX / COMPUTER DEPARTMENT
ADEOLA ODEKU
LAGOS - NIGERIA
TEL:234-8020777978
CABLE:  ADB NG

DEAR SIR,

MY NAME IS JOHN KOLA OF THE TELEX / COMPUTER DEPARTMENT OF THE AFRICAN
DEVELOPEMENT BANK NIGERIA. I AM SENDING THIS PRIVATE FAX BASED ON THE
CONFIDENTIAL NATURE OF THE TRANSACTION. PLEASE I WILL LIKE TO ADVISE THAT IF
AFTER GOING THROUGH MY SUBMISSION AND YOU DO NOT ACCEPT IT, KINDLY KEEP IT TO
YOURSELF.

I AM STILL IN SERVICE WITH THE AFRICAN DEVELOPEMENT BANK (ADB) AND I WOULD NOT
LIKE TO LOSE MY JOB. AS I FOUND OUT THAT YOU ALMOST MET ALL THE STATUTORY
REQUIREMENTS OF THE CBN IN RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT PAYMENT. YOUR PROBLEM IS
THAT OF INTEREST GROUPS. A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED IN YOUR PAYMENT AND
THOSE PEOPLE ARE MERELY DOING PAPER WORK WITH YOU AND THAT EXPLAINS WHY YOU
RECEIVE EMAIL AND PHONE MESSAGES FROM DIFFERENT PEOPLE IN NIGERIA EVERYDAY.

THEIR WHOLE GAME PLAN IS TO FRUSTRATE YOU IN ORDER FOR YOU TO ABANDON THE
CONTRACT PAYMENT AND THEN THEY WILL BE COMFORTABLE AND FREE ENOUGH TO TRANSFER
THE CONTRACT FUNDS INTO THEIR OVERSEAS ACCOUNT.  HENCE, YOU HAVE LOST TRUST ON
WHOM TO BELIEVE TO BE GENUINE.

TO SUM IT UP, I WISH TO ASSURE YOU THAT WITH MY POSITION HERE IN THE TELEX
DEPARTMENT I CAN PUNCH THE COMPUTER AND CREDIT YOUR ACCOUNT STRAIGHT WITHIN FIVE

(5) WORKING DAYS.  FIRST OF ALL, YOU HAVE TO LET ME KNOW HOW MUCH YOU WILL GIVE
ME AT THE CONSUMMATION OF THIS DEAL.

FINALLY, YOU WILL HAVE TO ACCEPT TO KEEP THIS TRANSACTION STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL,

IF YOU ACCEPT MY SUBMISSION, KINDLY GET BACK TO ME IMMEDIATELY OR CALL MY
PRIVATE NUMBER: 234-8020777978

EVEN IF YOU DO NOT ACCEPT MY OFFER, I WILL SINCERELY ADVISE YOU TO FIND TIME
YOURSELF TO COME AND REGULARIZE YOUR DEFECTIVE DOCUMENTS INSTEAD OF FRUITLESS
EXCHANGE OF FAX MESSAGES WITH OFFICES HERE.

WHEN REPLYING THIS EMAIL, PLEASE RE-CONFIRM YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE NUMBERS, AND
EMAIL ADDRESS.

REGARDS.
JOHN KOLA
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Accountant Request from Mr. John Gelsthorp

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 06-15-2010

Not sure what is “nobel” about fraud but hey, what do I know about all this fancy pants banking lingo? Not sure what they mean “excess profit” either. Isn’t that just a bigger profit? I didn’t know there was a cap on profit and anything above that is excess and free for the taking. The banking world is soooo complicated!

Dear friend,
My name is Mr. John Gelsthorp. I am the accountant of the
FinBank Plc Victoria Island Lagos. I am  married with two kids.

I am writing to solicit your assistance in the noble transfer
of US$3,800,000.00 (Three Million, Eight Hundred Thousand US Dollars).
This fund is the excess of what my branch in which I am the accountant
made as profit last year. I have already submitted an approved end
year report for  2008 and also submitted report of first quarter
of this year 2009 to my Head Office here in Lagos and they will never
know of this Excess. I have placed this fund on a SUSPENCE ACCOUNT
without a beneficiary.

As an officer of the bank, I cannot be directly connected to
this money thus I am impelled to request for your assistance to
receive this money into your bank account. I intend to part with
30% of this fund to you while 70% shall be for me. I do need to
stress that there are practically no risk involved in this. 

It is going to be a bank-to-bank transfer to your nominated
bank account anywhere you feel safe. All I need from you is to
stand as the original depositor of this fund.
If you accept this offer, I will appreciate your timely response. 

Best regards,
Mr. John Gelsthorp
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Be informed that your part-payment of (US$940,000.00) from International Monetary Fund Unit (IMF) has been approved to transfer via our department of Western Union!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 06-15-2010

OMFG! This is priceless. For some reason I have $940,000 waiting for me in some IMF account. Just for kicks they sent me $5,000 already by Western Union – BUT- and it’s a big but – because there are “so many scams on the internet” I have to pay THEM $145 to “activate my payment file”. Sweet! The alleged scam thwarter is the scam itself. Awesome!

Attn: Beneficiary,

Be informed that your part-payment of (US$940,000.00) from International
Monetary Fund Unit (IMF) has been approved to transfer via our department
of Western Union, Meanwhile your urgent respond is highly needed with
the re-confirmation of your details where and how to receive your funds
our office such as: Your Name: Country: State and City.

Also the payment of US$5,000.00 has already been made through
Western Union for you to pick it up, But Due to there are so
many scams on the Internet, You are required to pay sum of (US$145.00)
to Activate your payment files and also to ensure you are the right
person to receive the fund. Upon receiption of the Activation fee,
we shall forward the payment details of the first transfer of
US$5,000.00 to you and you can pick it up to any
Western Union in your country.

You can easily get back to us via email or telephone# for more
details while the amount you will be confirming daily
is (US$5,000.00) starting from the day we receive the Activation fee.

You can also use the name below to send the
Activation Fee via Western Union and send to us the payment details:

RECEIVER NAME.......OKECHUKWU MMORBA
COUNTRY......................REPUBLIC OF BENIN
CITY.....................COTONOU
TEXT QUESTION..........HOW ARE YOU?
ANSWER.................FINE
SENDER NAME..............
MTCN..............
Here is the e-mail address you can use to contact us and
also the person can work on your files after you made the payment of
US$145.00

Attn: Mr.Paul Eze
Manager Western Union Benin.
Tel# +229-982-152-61
E-mail (w.esternunion.com@ufo.tc)
We are looking forward to hearing from you.

Thank you.
Paul Steven
Western Union Headquarter Benin.
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MR DICKSON SAMUEL of ODS Courier Service Company Has a $10,000,000 Parcel for Me!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 04-21-2010

This one kicks ass. The $10 million dollar parcel is pretty awesome as is, but I only need to send them $150 to get it AND the text question/answer code is TRUST/HONEST. Sweet!

And while yes I understand this is a “huge amount” Mr Dickson, I really, truly, don’t understand what you mean by “accumulating dumurages”.

ODS COURIER SERVICE MANAGING DIRECTOR..
N/B: SEND ALL THE REQUESTED INFORMATION TO :
70 International Airport Road
Mafoluku, ogun state Nigeria.
Email:((mr.dicksonsamuel@hotmail.com)   

CLAIM NOTIFICATION.
Attention, Attention, Attention.
The ODS courier Service Company are hereby pass an essential massage to all our
valuable customers to be very careful while presenting their receivers residential
address to avoid wrong delivery.This is the ODS courier service company mailing you
as per your parcel that was brought to this company to be delivered to you by one
MR.JAMES CLAYMAN along the delivery process there was a misunderstanding between
us and the Nicon Insurance Company in regard of their request as per their insurance
certificate which happens to be course of your parcel pending for the past one year.
Meanwhile we are hereby happy to inform you that the ODS Company has finalized
everything with the Nicon Insurance Company of Nigeria as the company organization
has also listed 24 valuable parcel's to be intact in their office after the released
of the parcel's from the Nicon Insurance Company.The following information is needed
in order to reconfirm your information here in our office so go ahead and fill it
and send it to us with th

NAME:............
ADDRESS:.........
CELL PHONE:......
OCCUPATION & AGE:.......
We are happy to inform you once again that your parcel that contain the sum
of US$10,000,000.00 (Ten Million United States Dollars) is among the 24
parcel's listed which is now in our office and also with your name as the
receiver despite that we lost your private residential address, which is
an indication that you can now re-send your residential address back to the
ODS company where your parcel can be delivered to you without
hesitation with this e-mail (mr.dicksonsamuel@hotmail.com) Without hesitations
you are to pay the required sum of $150 via Western Union Money Transfer or
Money Gram so that your parcel can be delivered to your residential address
before it accumulate a dumurrage after one week only, as you know your
parcel is not just an ordinary parcel but with a huge amount and I think you
understand what I mean by accumulating dumurages? Which you will not allow to
happen to your recovery parcel that was almost gone if not for the love that the
good God.We assure you that your parcel will arrive at your country in two days
time and it will get to your door step the second Or third day as soon as this
company receive the balance left by your sender and the tracking number of your
parcel will be sent to you via e-mail immediately so that you can track it
yourself to see your parcel coming on the way and you will also know when
it will arrive at your country because we operate in trust and loyalty in your favour.
And also
PAYMENT INFORMATION OFFICE DICKSON SAMUEL:
SENDERS NAME-------
SENDERS COUNTRY-----
RECIEVER'S NAME ------ DICKSON SAMUEL
RECIEVER'S COUNTRY ----ASABA , NIGERIA
TEXT QUESTION------------TRUST.
TEXT ANSWER---------------.HONEST.
AMOUNT TO BE PAID---------$150
AND ALSO WITH THE CONTROL NUMBER (MTCN)
ODS is one of the world's great success stories, the start-up that
revolutionized the delivery of packages and information. In the past 15
years, we’ve grown up and grown into a diverse family of Companies -a
ODS that's bigger, stronger, better than ever.
WAITING TO READ YOUR E-MAIL. YOURS AFFECTIONATELY,
MR DICKSON SAMUEL
ODS COURIER SERVICE MANAGING DIRECTOR
(mr.dicksonsamuel@hotmail.com)

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WORK WITH ME – My name is Mr. John Chan; I am the Senior Claim Adjuster for our Insurance Company

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 04-18-2010

Come on now. A $30 million dollar life insurance policy? It simply doesn’t exist anywhere, and if it did, what would the premiums be, like $10,000 a month? It’s not mathematically practical to write a $30 million dollar policy in case of death. For it to work the premiums would have to be enormous and if you had the money to pay those premiums, you wouldn’t need a life insurance policy to begin with!

PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL.

My name is Mr. John Chan; I am the Senior Claim Adjuster for
our Insurance Company.

During our last primary audit in 2008, I found out in my department
that one of our clients who insured his properties and life was dead
for about two years that was in 2008. Since then, nobody has comes
forward to claim his insurance premium which amounted to
Thirty Million Dollars ($30,000,000.00).

Therefore, I am seeking for a reliable and trustworthy person
that can act as the deceased next of kin to make claim for this
above stated premium. Note that I shall provide all necessary
assistance to make sure this premium is being paid out to you.
All documents regarding this claim will be forwarded to the
Bank for presentation and approval. If this goes well with you,
we shall disburse the funds in accordance to an agreed percentage 50/50%.
Note that this is absolutely confidential and upon your response,
I shall explain explicitly to you for more understanding. 

Please Endeavour to contact me through my private email indicating
your interest in this business proposition. 
Private email:  john_chan0011@yahoo.com.hk

Yours truly,
John Chan
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REF- INSTRUCTION TO CREDIT YOUR ACCOUNT WITH THE SUM OF (US$25MILLION)

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 04-18-2010

I find it amusing that they recommend transferring the 25 million through an online account as that would draw less attention from the authorities. I don’t think my online account even has enough spaces in the transfer form to write 25,000,000.00.

LETTER OF COMPENSATION FROM THE CENTRAL BANK

Attention: Beneficiary ,

REF- INSTRUCTION TO CREDIT YOUR ACCOUNT WITH THE SUM OF (US$25MILLION)

We are notifying you about this said fund. After due vetting and evaluation
of  your file that was sent to us by the Nigerian Government in conjunction
with the Ministry of Finance and Global Int Bank of the Federal
Republic of Nigeria. This bank has an instruction to see to the immediate
release of the sum of (US$25Million) of your claim that has been holding
since is transferred into your Bank Account from their Domiciliary
Account with this bank.

We were meant to understand from our findings that you have been going
through hard ways by paying a lot of charges to see to the release of
your Fund(US$25Million), which has been the handwork of some miscreant
elements from this Country. We advice that you stop further communication
with any correspondent with anyone if you want to receive your fund or
anywhere concerning your funds, We know your representatives in Nigeria or
anywhere in the world, will advice you if you still go ahead with them,
which will be on your own risk, (US$25Million) will reflect in your
designated bank account within five Bank working days.

Sequel to your outstanding payment of $25,000,000.00
(Twenty Five Million UnitedStates Dollars).
A International Telegraphic Transfer License (ITL-103)has been
procured this day in this Bank and Board of Directors of the
Bank Of Nigeria, have decided to approve an On-line Account
which will enable you make transfer and manage you finances in
a more secured and accessible way. The Department of Homeland Security
as well as the Internal Revenue Service,(IRS) usually puts a hold on
funds going into any country or within in excess of USD$25.000.000.00,
In order not to subject you to the scrutiny of the organization, it will
be much easier for you to make transfers to your local account in your
Country using your On line Account. Do not go through anybody again
but through this Bank if you really want your fund. Finally, you are
advice tore-confirm the following information to us:

 kindly Reply to mrchrisclement2@w.cn

1, Your full name and address:
2, Age and occupation:
3, marital status:
4, your private telephone numbers:

Thank You,

Officially Signed.
Mr. Chris Clement
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Support the Earthquake Recovery Efforts in Haiti Scam

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 04-18-2010

Why yes, it’s a scam of course.

Support the Earthquake Recovery Efforts in Haiti

On March 22, The JOFRANK org visited Haiti to assess relief and recovery efforts, and work with organizations and people on the ground, who continue to face devastation in the wake of the January earthquake.In the midst of profound challenges, we saw the astounding resilience, courage, and hope of the Haitian people. We saw their fierce resolution to rebuild their communities, their neighborhoods, their cities –– and their nation.

We’re more determined than ever to help the people of Haiti not just rebuild, but to “build back better.” The donations Fund will be utilize to work with partners to assist Haiti’s long-term recovery every step of the way.Already, Haitian’ve received more than 200,000 contributions donated by individual, org and companies, which are supporting critical efforts such as getting essential medical equipment to critically injured patients at a 240-bed tent hospital; supplying a Port-au-Prince clinic that’s been transformed into a camp, serving 5,000 patients with medical care, food, and water; providing emergency shelter kits to help protect families against the elements; and delivering relief supplies including water purification tablets, hygiene kits, mosquito nets, and temporary latrines.

These efforts are only the beginning. The needs will continue to be urgent as the rainy season sets in, bringing new threats for those still homeless.And even as the immediate relief phase continues, we are looking ahead to long-term reconstruction. We are insisting on sound rebuilding and economic growth plans that will lead to a better life for the Haitian people.With the love and hope of neighbors and especially through their own hard work and resilience, the Haitian people can have hope for the future. A better future means an improved infrastructure, better schools, cleaner energy, and improved access to health care. A better future especially means creating jobs and economic opportunity for the people of Haiti, so they can emerge from this devastation a stronger, more secure nation that can stand on its own two feet.Help us chart Haiti’s long-term recovery by contributing what you can. Even if you have already given, we ask you to consider another donation. and hence you are intending to give please dont hesitate to make this donation, it means alot to the country nomattter how big or small your donation is.As they say in Haiti: “Many Hands Lighten the Load.” Every donation will make an enormous difference.
You are advice to wire your donation to the below Account details and send us your payment slip confirmation.

SANTANDER BANK
2 TRITON SQUARE, REGENT’S PLACE
LONDON. NW1 3AN
ACCT NO: 41472781
SORT CODE: 09-01-27
IBAN; GB43ABBY09012741472781
BIC CODE; ABBEYGB2LXXX
NAME: JOFRANK INVESTMENT LTD

Note that once you make this payment and we confirm it in less than 72 hours your names or family names or you and you wife names shall appear on the Donation list and you will also receive the receipt of your donation mail to you once your donation is confirmed  also your donation name will appear on the Haiti News and the Haitian weekly prayers will pray for you for you to grow more.
Anthony . Sergio.

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The Desk OF Dr.Abdul Qahaar – The Head of File and Auditing Department – Bank of Africa (B.O.A)

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 04-18-2010

I just love a good secret so I responded for kicks. I got back a reply, the typical “it’s a secret’ response and the most hilarious “official” document ever. Click here to see the original Word document.

From The Desk OF Dr.Abdul Qahaar.
The Head of File and Auditing Department.
Bank of Africa (B.O.A).
Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso (West Africa).

REMITTANCE OF US$15,200,000.00 CONFIDENTIAL IS THE CASE.

This message might meet you in utmost surprise; however, it’s just my
Urgent need for foreign partner that made me to contact you for this transaction.
I am a banker by profession from Burkina Faso in West Africa and currently holding the post of director Auditing and accounting unit of the bank.
I have the opportunity of transferring the left over Funds ($15.2 million) of one of my bank clients who died Along with his entire family at 11, sept 2001 (AMERICA ATTACK).Hence, I am inviting you for a business deal where this money can be shared between us in the ratio of 50/40. I will like to inform you that this transaction is 100% risk free, while further details of the transfer will be forwarded to you as soon as I receive your return mail.

Your Urgent response is needed for immediate transfer of this fund to you.

(FILL THIS FORM BELLOW PLEASE AND RESEND IT TO ME).

1) Your Full Name………………
2) Your Age…………………….
3) Marital Statuses…………………
4) Your Cell Phone Number…………….
5) Your Country…………………
6) Your Occupation…………..
7) YOUR SEX…………………….
8) Your Religion………………..

So I ask the obvious question.

Sounds interesting. But where does the other 10% go?

He gets right back to me with a most interesting official document

Dear sam,

Salam,

I am very happy in receiving your mail. Once again on the respect of your mail view your attach for the application form fill in your banking information and send it to the bank and mail me a copy of it for my pursue.

So my dear at this very stage, oral communication is very important, so once you send the application to the bank, in other to expedite action, just endeavour to call me.

Please note the said fund is in the late deceased bank account. It has being dormant since the late deceased customer died. Now, you should understand, there is need for you to apply by sending an application form to the bank for the onward processing and transfer of the fund into your account. Note, there shall be need to incure little expenses in the course of the processing of the fund transfer into your account considering the bank transactional policy. So all expenses incurred by you and me will be deducted from the 10% before sharing according to the percentages indicated.

bank of africa scam word document

All you need to do before receiving the money is to be on my side, and send me all the information you may receive from our bank as the transaction commences for guidance to avoid mistake. And please do not let any one in the bank to know that I am the one that contacted you in this transaction because am still working in the same bank. Because if there know I will loose my work and the transaction will stop. SO PLEASE DO KEEP THIS BUSINESS AS TOP SRCRET BETWEEN YOU AND I. until you confirmed this found and ask me to come down to your country for the sharing and further investment.

I am for your personal profile and a copy the filling of the application

Thanks.

Dr.Abdul Qahaar.

00226 78 51 64 17

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Google Visa Promotion Winner!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 04-18-2010

Dude, I can’t believe I won the 10th annual Google Visa Sweepstakes Lottery Contest Drawing  Winning thingy! I’m really surprised they still run this contest after all these years. It’s seems like the need to “encourage the active users of Google search engine” is the least of their problems.

Your e-mail address award details:
Winning Batch No: GPA/VC10/AWD/04/M
E- No: GPA/VC10/DRW10/4D

AWARD GPA/VC10/AWD/10/M
We wish to congratulate you over your success in the 10th official publication
of results of the E-mail Electronic Online Award organized by Google
Corporation the internet search giant and confirmed by our
co-sponsor Visa® International. 

This promotion was set-up to encourage the active users of the Google search engine
and the Google ancillary services.

The online cyber draws was conducted from an exclusive list of over
ten million (10,000,000.00) email addresses of individuals and corporate
bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer selection from the web.
(NO TICKETS WERE SOLD).

Where in your email address emerged as one of the 20 online Winning emails
in the 1st category and therefore attracted a cash award of  GBP 950,000.00
(Nine Hundred and Fifty Thousand British Pounds).

Your prize award has been insured with your email address and will be transferred
to you upon meeting the requirement of the promotion board authority which includes
your statutory obligations. 

We write to officially notify you of this award and to advise you to
contact the processing office below immediately upon receipt of this message
for more information concerning the verification, processing and eventual
payment of the above prize to you.

Google Visa® Promotion,
Email: gpaclaims@gala.net

Do e-mail the above Claims office at once with all the claims requirements below
to avoid unnecessary delay.

CLAIMS PROCESSING FORM:
1. Full Name:
2. Address:
3. Nationality:
4. Date of Birth:
5. Occupation:
6. Sex:
7. Phone:
8. Fax:

Google believes in your right to privacy. Your information is 100% secure and
protected and will be used exclusively for the purpose of this promotion only.

An agent will get back to you from the claims office after proper verification
for further instructions on the claims process.

Congratulations!

Dr. Elizabeth Chowdry,
Secretary
Google® / Visa® Promotion.

©Copyright 2010 GPA Promotion. All rights reserved.
This email was sent from a notification only email address.
This email and any attachments to it contain information that
is confidential and may be privileged. It is for the exclusive
use of the intended recipient(s).
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Ministry of Finance and Global Int Bank of the Federal Republic of Nigeria…Uh, Why Bother Abbreviating the Word International?

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 04-12-2010

The more I read this the more amusing it becomes. This is so loaded with red flags how could it possibly work? I’ll tell you how. There’s going to be at least several people who have already been scammed of thousands of dollars when this email arrives. It promises to get your money for real this time but you need to stop communication with the  previous “miscreant elements” who have been jerking you around lest you blow the whole deal and lose everything. Finally, the victims says, now I’m dealing with some honest people and can get my money!

This of course brings up an interesting question. Is this the same scammer or is it a different scammer trying to poach victims from his competitors? Hmmmm, I’m intrigued.

LETTER OF COMPENSATION FROM THE CENTRAL BANK

Attention: Beneficiary ,

REF- INSTRUCTION TO CREDIT YOUR ACCOUNT WITH THE SUM OF (US$25MILLION)

We are notifying you about this said fund. After due vetting and evaluation
of your file that was sent to us by the Nigerian Government in conjunction with
the Ministry of Finance and Global Int Bank of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
This bank has an instruction to see to the immediate release of the sum of
(US$25Million) of your claim that has been holding since is transferred into
your Bank Account from their Domiciliary Account with this bank.

We were meant to understand from our findings that you have been going through
hard ways by paying a lot of charges to see to the release of your
Fund(US$25Million), which has been the handwork of some miscreant elements
from this Country. We advice that you stop further communication with
any correspondent with anyone if you want to receive your fund o
anywhere concerning your funds, We know your representatives in
Nigeria or anywhere in the world, will advice you if you still go ahead
with them, which will be on your own risk, (US$25Million) will
reflect in your designated bank account within five Bank working days.

Sequel to your outstanding payment of $25,000,000.00
(Twenty Five Million United States Dollars).
A International Telegraphic Transfer License (ITL-103)has been
procured this day in this Bank and Board of Directors of the
Bank Of Nigeria, have decided to approve an On-line Account which
will enable you make transfer and manage you finances in a more
secured and accessible way. The Department of Homeland Security as well
as the Internal Revenue Service,(IRS) usually puts a hold on funds going
into any country or within in excess of USD $25.000.000.00, In order not
to subject you to the scrutiny of the organization, it will be much easier
for you to make transfers to your local account in your Country using
your On line Account. Do not go through anybody again but through this
Bank if you really want your fund. Finally, you are advice to re-confirm the
following information to us:

 kindly Reply to mrchrisclement2@w.cn

1, Your full name and address:
2, Age and occupation:
3, marital status:
4, your private telephone numbers:

Thank You,

Officially Signed.
Mr. Chris Clement
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This Iraqi Named Haider Hanoon ALSO Has a Personal Oil Well and Unclaimed Millions in Hong Kong

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 04-12-2010

These spammers need to update their scams. He refers to 2003 as being “five years ago”. Sloppy, sloppy sloppy. His client is also an Iraqi with a personal oil well just like Besem Faruak who coincidentally was also killed in the war and has no next of kin to claim his money in a Hong Kong back. If I was a wealthy Iraqi businessman with a personal oil well by my house I think I’d form a corporation to hold the title to the well and most definitely move to another country. Apparently it’s just too dangerous to hang out by your personal oil well. And what’s up with the name “Haider Hanoon” isn’t that a Star Wars character?

Hello My Friend,

I am Richard Tang, None Executive Director of Hang Seng Bank Ltd, Hong Kong.

An Iraqi named Haider Hanoon,a business man made a numbered fixed deposit of Forty Four million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars only in my branch. Upon maturity several notice was sent to him, even during the war, Five years ago (2003). Again after the war another notification was sent and still no response came from him. We later found out that Haider Hanoon and his family had been killed during the war in Gunfire that hit their home at Mukaradeeb where his personal oil-well was.

After further investigation it was also discovered that Haider Hanoon did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit. And he also confided in me the last time he was at my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So, Forty Four million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars is still lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it. What bothers me is that according to the laws of my country at the expiration seven years six months the funds will revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong Government if nobody applies to claim the funds.

Be informed that the fact that you are a foreigner gives you the priviledge to stand in as my deceased client beneficiary as my deceased had no relation all his family died with him during the war and I can not use my relation because its not accepted here in Hong Kong. Also I am very confident that we will be able to establish the trust that is needed to complete this deal and all that I need for the time been is your willingness and commitment so that we can end this in the next one weeks. I like to inform you that I got your email account from my country commerce center.

What you need to understand about this transaction is that I will make sure that it passes through all international banking laws regards to this I will take care of all the expenses and the cost of retaining the service of my Attorney to give the transaction the proper documentation that is required to perfect the finishing. Your only obligation in this transaction is to accept to stand in as the only existing relative of my deceased client and you will have to set up offshore account that can accomodate these funds with my principal bank which I will give you information later once we finalize this deal. We will share 50/50 of the total sum.

Further more I sending you my personal information.. below;
Name: Mr. Richard Tang
Address:39A Morrison Hill Road,Hong Kong.
Fax: +852-3014-4758
Mobile No: +8821633303563
Working Identity Card Number:NO:122/J/93

I hope that the above is well clear to you,if so kindly send me the following;
1. Your Full Name:
2. Your Current Home Address:
3. Your Personal Phone Number:
4. Occupation:
5. A scanned copy of your means of identification Either International Passport,Driver’s License or Working ID card.

Mind you your names and address will be use by my Attorney to prepare the needed documents that will back you up as the sole beneficiary of my deceased client funds while I shall contact you with your phone number for further discussions.

Once again thanks for your interest and willingness to partner with me in pulling out my late client funds from my bank,I am
anticipating to reading from you
very soon.

Sincerely
Mr. Richard Tang.

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Mr. Thomas Glasgow, Remittance Manager at Barclays Bank, Loves to Write Emails in Title Case

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 04-12-2010

This is another one that builds upon the Nigerian 419 scam. This email assumes that you already got involved in one of these scams and this is the “remedy”. Alternately it hopes that you are greedy and are more than willing to pretend you are the person they are referring to to get the money. My favorite part is the issuing of your $14.6 million dollars in the form of an ATM card that quite amazingly has a daily limit of $15,000. Since ATM dispense in twenties, and you can only do one withdrawal per day, that means it will take you 973 days to withdrawal all the money from the account and each time you do you will walk away with a stack of 75,000 twenty dollar bills. Besides this being completely impossible as most banks have daily limits well below that, how long before word gets around that there is this guy who withdrawals $15,000 every day from this one ATM and therefore he’s a great target for thieves? I’d give it one month tops before you are kidnapped, beaten, raped, and kept in a basement in chains only to be let out once per day to make your withdrawal. And what’s up with writing the whole email in Title Case and the avoidance of periods?

From: Mr. Thomas Glasgow
Remittance Manager
Barclays Bank Plc.
Phone Number: +44-762-419-0409

Attention: Beneficiary

This Is To Officially Inform You That We Have Verified Your Contract Inheritance File Presently On My Desk, And I Found Out That You Have Not Received Your Payment Due To Your Lack Of Co-Operation And Not Fulfilling The Obligations Giving To You In Respect To Your Contract /Inheritance Payment.

Secondly, You Are Hereby Advice To Stop Dealing With Some Non-Officials In The Bank As This Is An Illegal Act And Will Have To Stop If You So Wish To Receive Your Payment Immediately. After The Board Meeting Held At Our Headquarters, We Have Resolved In Finding A Solution To Your Problem, And As You May Know, We Have Arranged Your Payment Through Our Swift Card Payment Centre In Europe, America And Asia Pacific, Which Is Then Instruction Given By Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth.

This Card Centre Will Send You An Atm Card Which You Will Use To Withdraw Your Money In An Atm Machine In Any Part Of The World, But The Maximum Is (Ј15,000.00) Five Thousand British Pound Per Transaction. So, If You Like To Receive Your Fund This Way, Ј15,000 Gbp For You To Withdraw For A Day And Each Transaction Is Ј5,000gbp Minimum Which You Have To Withdraw Ј15,000 Gbp For One Working Day Also Be Informed That The Total Amount In The Swift Atm Card Is Ј14.6 Million Gbp.

(1) Your Full Name:
(2) Your Address Where You Want the Payment Centre to Send Your Atm Card.:
(3) Phone and Fax Number:
(4) Age and Occupation:
(5) Your Nearest International Air Port in Your City Of Residence:

We Shall Be Expecting To Receive Your Information You Have Stop Any Further Communication With Anybody Or Office. On This Regards, Do Not Hesitate To Contact Me For More Details And Direction, And Also Please Do Update Me With Any New Development.

Thanks for Your Co-Operation.

Best Regards,

Mr. Thomas Glasgow
Remittance Manager
Barclays Bank Plc

Barclays Bank Plc. Registered In England. Barclays Bank Plc Is Authorized And Regulated By The Financial Services Authority (Fsa). Registered No 1026167. Barclays Insurance Services Company Limited Is Authorized And Regulated By The Fsa. Registered No 973765. Registered Office For Both: 1 Churchill Place, London, E14 5hp. “The Woolwich” And “Woolwich” Are Trademarks And Trading Names Of Barclays Bank Plc. Barclays Business Is A Trading Name Of Barclays Bank Plc. Barclays Bank Plc Subscribes To The Lending Code Which Is Monitored And Enforced By The Lending Standards Board And Is Licensed And Regulated By The Office Of Fair Trading For The Provision Of Credit Products To Consumers And Related Services.

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International Monetary Fund Reconciliation Schemes…Uh, It’s a Scheme…Just like they TELL YOU in the email

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 04-09-2010

There is a whole new style of 419 scams. This example represents the second wave of 419 scams in that they assume you’re already familiar with the scam. So this attempts build on that knowledge and convince you that this is the remedy for the scam. The spammer assumes:

1. You’ve already been jerked around by a scammer and are looking for justice.

2. You are greedy and want to get in on the free reconciliation/settlement cash and are more than eager to play along with the fraud.

International Settlement Dept.
Room 3612, China World Tower 2,
No. 1 Jianguomenwai Avenue
Beijing 100004, P.R. China

Immediate ATM DEBIT Cash Card Payment Notification

This is to officially inform you that we the International Monetary Fund
Reconciliation Schemes have choose to verify your contract/inheritance file and
found that why you been unable to receive your payment because you have not
fulfilled the obligations given to you in respect of your contract / inheritance
payment which this office had the original seal of this agreement With the
assigned governmental organization between the involved parties.

Secondly we have been informed that you are still dealing with the none officials
in the bank and all your attempts to secure the release of the fund to you have not
been successful for this reasons. We wish to advice you that such an illegal act like
this have to stop if you wish to receive your payment since we have decided to bring
a solution to your problem.

We have arranged your payment through our swift card payment centers, which is the
latest instruction from International Monetary Fund Reconciliation office.
The card center will send to you an ATM debit card which you will use to withdraw
your money in any ATM machine in any part of the world, so if you like to receive
your fund in this way, please let us know by contacting our ATM Center Manager
with the requested information as listed below to the follow office via email.
International Monetary Fund,

International Settlement Dept.
Room 3612, China World Tower 2,
No. 1 Jianguomenwai Avenue
Beijing 100004, P.R. China
Telephone: +8613266195612
Email: internationmonetaryfund1@yahoo.cn
CONTACT PERSON: Mr. Frank Lee

Required information:
1. Full Name
2. Phone and Fax Number
3. Address Were You Want Them to Send the ATM Card to (P.O Box Not Acceptable)
4. Your Age and Current Occupation
5. Country:

In the mean time we have been mandated to issue out this payment via
this scheme due this fiscal budget year of 2010 against the
World Financial and Economic crisis. Also for your information, you have
to stop any further communication with any other person (s) or office(s)
to avoid any hitches in receiving your payment. Note that because of impostors,
we hereby issued you our code of conduct, which is (ATM-3914) so you have
to indicate this code when contacting the card center by using it as your subject.
Now contact our ATM center Manager for more details.

We Wait For Your Expedite Response.

Yours in Service,
Mrs. Jane Wong
International Settlement Dept.
International Monetary Fund
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Tony Smith Galleries In The UK Gets Shafted by 419 Scammers

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 04-09-2010

Poor Tony Smith. He’s a talented guy but some 419 spammers have decided to use his totally legit business to front their scam. Unfortunately there is nothing Tony can do about it. Just don’t blame Tony.

Hampton Court, Herefordshire HR6 0PN
England
United Kingdom
www.tonysmithgallery.com

Hello Dear Friend,

My name is Tony Smith , I am an artist and I am the owners of Tony Smith
Galleries (www.tonysmithgallery.com) and We live in England, United
Kingdom . I make original Sculptural Paintings and sell Limited Edition
Prints. I create artwork that combines sculpture and painting using sheets
of wood, metal, and glass to create depth.

I have sold in galleries and to private collectors from all around the
world. I am always facing serious difficulties when it comes to selling my
art works to my U.S and Canadian customers as they are always offering to
pay with cheques and money orders, which is difficult for me to cash here
in United Kingdom. It takes a minimum of four to eight weeks to clear in
our banks here in England as they are been treated as out of country
cheque.

We are looking for a reliable and trustworthy representative in the Canada
and USA who will be working for me as a part time worker and I will be
willing to pay 10% for every transaction, which wouldn’t affect your
present state of work. I need a representative in the United States AND
Canada who will be handling the payment aspect.

All the payments are in certified cheques or money orders and my customers
will issue them (payments) in your name and send to you. So all you need
do is to take the cheques to your bank and cash them, then deduct your 10%
and wire the balance back to us . This business will not cost you any
amount of money, my customers will send payments to you through registered
mail as soon as you receive the package just take these payments to your
bank and have them cashed.

The following will be required of you once you show interest to work for me:

1. Your full name
2. Your complete address
3. Occupation
4. Age
5. Sex
6. Telephone number
IF INTERESTED, PLEASE REPLY ONLY TO: ttss752006@yahoo.com.hk

We wish you good luck and happiness as you partner with us

Friendly Regards,

Tony Smith.

Tony Smith Gallery
Hampton Court, Herefordshire HR6 0PN
England
United Kingdom
www.tonysmithgallery.com

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Mr. Dan Mustaf’s Business Partner Mr. Mohammed Abdul Tells Him to Go To Hell

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 03-22-2010

This one rocks! His business partner tells him to “go to hell” and leaves behind his share of the deal which totals $10 million. Suuuure, happens all the time.

Hello Dear,

I am Mr. Dan Mustaf, 

My purpose of writing to you is this: there is a business deal of
Ј25Million that I did with one Mr. Mohammed Abdul which we agreed
that he will take 30% while I take 70% now I have transferred Ј10Million
to him and he collected the money 7days ago, he called me three today ago
and say I should go to hell that I will never see him again. 

The balance of the deal which is Ј15million was transferred four days
ago to one of the Arab country which I will tell you as we go on. 

I don’t have any one now who can receive this Ј15Million and the
must difficult thing for me now is I don’t trust any one any more.

I want to see if you can help me in getting and keeping the money
till I come I can give you 30%. If you are capable reply me now
with your name and your phone number so that we can discus before we proceed.

Mr. Mustaf
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Now Sgt. Marriot Troy Brown Has A Barrel of Money In Iraq Too!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 03-17-2010

These US soldiers are just finding all sorts of cool stuff! He should definitely hook up with Sergeant Brian Horn and Capt. John Nielsen and ask him how they got the money moved to the United States. I’m sure they would have a great time swapping some wild stories.

Hello,

My name is Sgt. Marriot Troy Brown, I am an American soldier serving with the 3rd infantry division in Iraq.

I have summed up courage to contact you to seek your co-operation in moving some funds from here.

The said fund in US currency was discovered in barrels at a farmhouse during a rescue operation in one of the former military dictator’s top men who died while trying to escape,I managed to conceal some of this fund with the help of a colleague.

Now that we are out of town and restricted to our camp till we pullout finally,I have been able to get the money, which runs close to fifteen million dollars,carefully packaged and carefully packaged and moved safely out of troubled spot and spotlight to a British security courier company office which enjoys diplomatic immunity here.THEY DON’T KNOW THE REAL CONTENTS OF THE PACKAGE BUT BELIEVE THAT IT CONTAINS PERSONAL EFFECTS WHICH BELONG TO AN AMERICAN MEDICAL DOCTOR SOLDIER WHO DIED IN A RAID HERE IN IRAQ WHO BEFORE GIVING UP, URGED ME TO DELIVER THE LUGGAGE TO HIS FAMILY IN THE STATE.

With our impending return to State,I have decided to move the package (fund) out now, and this is where I need you to act as the supposed relatives of the deceased and thereby receive the package.

I have found a very safe way of getting this package to you at home and will discuss it upon your response provided I can be assured it will be safe till I return.I want you to indicate YOUR INTEREST to go on with me,and how much percentage you want for your co-operation.

Above all,I cannot over-emphasize the importance of confidentiality due to the sensitive nature of this mail.Whether or not you are interested,do not discuss this with anybody as it will spell doom to us here.

Do respond promptly so I can furnish you with more details.

Regards,
Marriot Troy Brown.

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Mr Kenneth Gardner Leaves $76,000,000 Behind…I’m So Lucky!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 03-13-2010

So Mr Gardner dies and they can’t find a single relative to give the money to so they turn to the web to find random people to pretend they are his long lost family. Suuuure, totally makes sense. And don’t call me “Att”. That’s “Mr.Att” to you sir!

Dear Att:

I am Barrister Bernard Montez a solicitor at law. the personal attorney to Mr Kenneth
Gardner,a national of your country,who used to work with British/Dutch Shell
petroleum-development Company Pty in Cote d ‘Ivoire. after referred as my client. On the 21st of April 2005, my client, his Wife and their three children were involved in a car accident along sandton express road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives.

I am contacting you to quietly look for a reliable and honest person who will be capable and fit to provide either an existing bank account or to set up a new Bank a/c immediately to claim his contract sum which he executed under Cote d’Ivoire National Petroleum Corperation (SNPC) before his sudden death. Particularly, the Federal Ministry of finance (FMF) and the Finance Company where the deceased had his contract fund valued at about [76,000.000.00USD][Seventy Six million United States Dollars] has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated within the next fourteen official working days.

Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for almost 2years now I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you are foreigner, so that the proceeds of this account valued at [76,000.000.00USD][Seventy Six million United States Dollars] can be paid to your bank account. I will acquire all necessary legal documents in your name that can be used to backup any claim we may make. We will start the first transfer with Thirty Six million[$36,000.000] upon successful transaction without any disappointment from your side, we shall re-apply for the payment of the remaining amount to your account.

All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through.I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimata arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. I need your full co-operation to make this work fine. because the management is ready to approve this payment to any foreigner who has correct information of this account, which I will give to you, upon your positive response.

I am looking for someone who has profitable investments ideas and experience. Someone whom I can heartedly impose full trust and confidence to stand as an Investor to receive the fund as Annual Investment. Also I will need your assurance that you will not try to BETRAY me or RUN AWAY with the funds when the funds is finally deposited in your country. All confirmable documents to back up the claims will be made available to you prior to your acceptance. Meanwhile, I have worked out the modalities and technicalities whereby the funds can be claimed. Most importantly, you will be required to:

(1). Stand as the beneficiary to receive the funds as I will present you before the firm.

(2). Receive the funds into a business/personal bank account in your country.

(3). At the conclusion of this business,you will be given 35% of the total amount,60% will be for me,while 5% will be for expenses both parties might have incurred during the process of transferring.

If you are interested, Please indicate your positive interest immediately by return email, for us to proceed with full details of transaction. Remember this transaction must be kept absolutely confidential. I guarantee again that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of law. Please get in touch with me to enable us discuss further. I am reposing my confidence in you now beliving that you will never let me down.
Respectfully Yours,

Barrister Bernard Montez (esq.)
20/22 Bd. Clozel,
Residence les Acacias 20 BP 464
Abidjan, Ivory Coast

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I have ordered $900,000,00USD to be remitted to you…Yipee!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 03-12-2010

I like this one. The come-on is that we already have a business relationship and this is my fair share from that previous deal. So unlike the fake lotto winnings or the next of kin scams this one assumes I know that this is a mistaken identity situation. The hopes is that in my greed I’ll play along to get “my” money. Anyone who get’s shafted by this one deserves it. Brilliant!

Good Day,

I am using this opportunity to thank you for your effort toward our unfinished
transfer of fund into your account; you may not understand why this mail
came to you. But if you do not remember me, you might have received an email
from me in the past regarding a multi-million-dollar business proposal that was
not finalizes by us. Fortunately I have successfully transferred the Cheque out
of the company through the help of someone else. Due to your effort, sincerity,
courage and trustworthiness you showed during the process of the transaction,
I want to compensate you, and show my gratitude to you with the sum of $900,000.00.

Therefore, i have deposited an international certified bank draft worth about
$900,000.00 on your behalf and also settle the delivery commission.
My dear friend, I will like you to contact the Finance House Instructor
MR. MARVIN JAMES for the collection of the certified bank draft.
I have authorized him to release the international certified bank draft to
you as soon as you contact him regarding this issue.

PREMIER TRUST FINANCE/SECURITY HOUSE
CONTACT NAMES: MR. MARVIN JAMES
EMAIL: info.financehouse2009@administrativos.com
OFFICE TELEPHONE.... +234-017678638
CELL PHONE: +234 802 355 4635

At the moment, I am very busy because of the investment projects I am
handling in Thailand. Finally, I have forwarded instruction to the
finance house on your behalf to send the bank draft to you as
soon as you contact them.

Best Regards,
Mrs. Laura Gareth
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Reminder: Yahoo/Msn Lottery Incoperation Winning Of (Ј1, 500,000.00)

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 03-06-2010

Whoa, thanks for the reminder Elizabeth! I win so many international lotteries where the winners are randomly selected from scraped email addresses and that are never publicized or advertised in any way, that it’s soooo easy to forget to collect all my winnings. Thanks again Elizabeth!

Yahoo/Msn Lottery Incoperation
Baley House, Har Road
Sutton, Greater London
SM1 4TE
United Kingdom (ZONE)
Tel/Fax: +44 700 593 8706
Date: 03/03/2010

Dear Beneficiary,

This is to inform you that you have won prize money of
One Million Five hundred thousand, Great Britain Pound Sterlings (Ј1,500,000.00)
for the month of  21St December 2009 Lottery promotion which is organized
by YAHOO/MSN LOTTERY INC & WINDOWS LIVE.

YAHOO/MSN & MICROSOFT WINDOWS, collects all the email addresses of the
people that are active online, among the millions that subscribed to
Yahoo and Hotmail we only select five people every Month as our winners
through electronic balloting System without the winner applying,
we congratulate you for being one of the people selected.

You are to contact the nominated events claim agent on or before your
date of Claim, Winners shall be paid in accordance with his/her
Settlement Centre. Yahoo/Msn Lottery Prize must be claimed no later
than 20 days from date of Draw Notification after the Draw date
in which Prize has won. Any prize not claimed within this period
 will be forfeited.

These are your identification numbers:

Batch number.....................YM 09102XN
Ref number.......................YM35447XN
Winning number...................YM09788 

These numbers fall within your Location file, you are
requested to contact your agent, send your winning identification
numbers to him, to enable him verify your claims.
How ever you will have to fill and submit this form to the
agent for verification & direction on how you can claim your winning fund.

1. Full name..............
2. Contact Address.......
3. Age....................
4. Telephone Numbers.......
5. Marital Status.........
6. Sex....................
7. Next Of Kin............
8. Zip Code...............
9. Occupation.............
10. State.................
11. Country................
12. Nationality............
13. Your Reference and Batch number at the top of this mail...

(CONTACT THE NOMINATED CLAIM EVENTS AGENT)
========================
MR. ANTONIO PINTO
EMAIL: intelsecalliance@officer.com
INTEL SECURITY ALLIANCE S.A
TEL: +34 634 164 906
FAX: +34 912 919 807
EDIFCIO, UNION DE EUROPE
28046 MADRID SPAIN
======================== 

Thank you and accept my hearty congratulations once again! 

Yours faithfully,

Mrs. Elizabeth K. Walter
(Yahoo/Msn Lottery Games/Lottery Coordinator)
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ASIA LOTTERY PROMOTION INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONAL SECTION

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 02-18-2010

It doesn’t make sense. My email address was put into a pool of 2.5 million other addresses. Instead of just selecting one email address as the winner, they assigned everyone a set of lotto numbers. Then they had a lotto drawing and then checked if anyone’s numbers matched. Huh? And as usual they want you to keep this “confidential” for your protection. Ha, ha! Pity the fool that thinks these email  lotteries are legit.

ASIA LOTTERY PROMOTION
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONAL SECTION

PRIZE AWARD NOTIFICATION

We are pleased to inform you of the announcement made on February 10th,2010 
of winners of the ASIA LOTTERY PROMOTIONS.

As part of our promotional draws,participants were selected through 
a computer ballot system drawn from 2,500,000 email addresses of 
individuals and companies from all parts of the world as part of 
our electronic business Promotions Program.

Note that you/your email address qualified for the draw as a result 
of your visiting various websites we are running the e-business promotions for.

You/your company email address,attached to ticket number 
230-365-3071,with serial number 710-43 drew the 
lucky numbers 8, 5, 6, 24, 19, 34 and Bonus number 51 and 
consequently you won in the second category of the ASIA FORTUNE LOTTO DRAW.

Your Winning Ticket Number. 230-365-3071
Your Serial Number. 710-43
Your lucky draw Numbers are. 8, 5, 6, 24, 19, 34 Bonus Number 51
Your INSURANCE Number: FLD718/470D/GMSA

You have therefore been approved for the payment of the 
sum of US$800,000,00 in cash, which is the winning amount for 
the Second category winners. This is from the total prize money 
of US$3,450,000.00 shared among the international winners in the 
Second category.CONGRATULATIONS!

Please be informed that your CHEQUE of the sum of US$800,000.00 
is now with the Bloomberg Finance securities Company insured 
with your email address which won you this prize, therefore 
you should contact (BLOOMBERG FINANCE SECURITIES) your agent 
and give them your full names so that they will re-insure 
your CHEQUE under your full names.

To begin your claim, please contact your claims agent immediately.

FRANK XIANG,
FOREIGN SERVICES MANAGER,
BLOOMBERG FINANCE SECURITIES,
TIANHE BEI LU,GUANGZHOU,CHINA.
frankxiang1@163.com

For security reasons, we advice all winners to keep this 
information confidential from the public until your claim is 
processed and your prize realeased to you. This is part of 
our security protocol to avoid dual claiming and unwarranted 
taking advantage by non-participant or unofficial personnel.

NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, 
please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers and 
other information provided above and below in every one of your 
correspondences with your claims agent.

Congratulations! once again from all our staff and thank you for 
being part of our promotions program.

Sincerely,
MRS.ANGELA ZHOU
VICE PRESIDENT INT.PROMOTIONS
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The International Monetary Fund (IMF) Empowers Nigerian Bank With One Trillion Dollars!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 02-04-2010

A TRILLION dollars! Even the Nigerian spammers are swept up with runaway deficits! I like how they throw in not only MasterCard but Microsoft at the end. Rounds out the whole IMF, World bank, Nigerian bank trifecta nicely. And just when I thought they had completely lost their minds with Luciano Pavarotti inhertance scam which coincidentally also totals $10,500,000. This one’s so fucking weird it deserves a full read through.

From: MasterCard® Africa. APPROVED ON: TUESDAY FEBUARY 2ND 2010 10:00AM
Subject: DEPT SETTLEMENT
OUR REF: IMF/REP-10/10500000
CLAIMS ADMINISTRATON: DR. REX JOHNSON
EMAIL: int.mastercard@yahoo.pl
TEL: +234-8025-068-068

TABLE OF COMPENSATION.

CARD REGISTRATION NO: 9027640
INSURANCE NO: MSTC006 {pending}
TAX CLEARANCE NO: 28456
AMOUNT:  $10,500,000.00

This email address has brought you an unexpected Luck, please read through carefully.
The International Monetary Fund(IMF) have been authorized by the World
Bank and empowered with one trillion dollars to commence the immediate
release of all held funds from the United Kingdom, United States,
Europe, Asia and Africa. 

MasterCard® Africa have hence been employed to commence with the immediate
compensation and co-ordination of payments of all pending Federal government
contracts, Inheritance, Bank transfers, Lottery winnings and compensations
of scam victims, inquiries should be directed to this department
immediately. 

Your file has been updated and your email was selected and confirmed
by our co-sponsor, Central Bank of  Nigeria(CBN) as one of the
Legal Beneificiaries. You will be pleased to Note that you have been approved
to receive a sum of Ten Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars
In Cash, Credited to Master Card No. 5148 6547 8940 6543 with serial
Numbers: 2419879 and Reg. No.MCIMJ: 5148/4178, you are the sixth
Beneficiary to be notified and we are only compensating 10 beneficiaries
in this First Quarter of the
year 2010.

All beneficiaries are mandated to travel over to master card
Nigeria Regional office with valid identification to sign the
release documents you will have to contact the Office of the
Presidency, Federal Republic of Nigeria for Non Appearance Approval
Letter which attracts a fee of US$400 United States Dollars only.
Contact Informations for Securing the Non Apperance Approval
will be supplied subsequently.

Note that Your funds totalling Ten Million, Five Hundred Thousand
United States Dollars(US$10,500,000.00) has been lodge in
MasterCard (5148 6547 8940 6543) also drawn in your name, ready for release.
All you have to do is Travel down immediately for the Signing
and subsequent release of your Card.

PROCEDURES / RIGHTS AND PRECAUTIONS.

1. Your Winning Credit card MasterCard (5148 6547 8940 6543),
has been insured to its real value.

2. Payments are made in Great British Pounds. ($10,500,000.00)

3. Any mail received of such should be reported to the claims
Administrator above. This will help fight scam.

4. Your claims administrator, has the due right to disqualify you for misconduct

5. Contact your claims administrator(Dr. Rex Johnson) by email as given above

6. All prizes should be claimed on or before 14 days (three weeks) after announcement.

Secretary
Mrs. Mercy Hunt @
MasterCard® / Microsoft® Mega Jackpot.
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Opera Star Luciano Pavarotti Leaves Me $10,500,000.00!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 02-04-2010

This one rocks! And yes, it does sound “unbelievable” to me. Probably because it’s not true, duh!

Paul Clinton and Solicitors
Second Floor 47 Fleet Street
UNITED KINGDOM.
Office line: +44-702 403 9842

Notification of Bequest

On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the Estate of Late Luciano Pavarotti,
I hereby attempt to reach you again .I wish to notify you that Late
Luciano Pavarotti made you a beneficiary to his will. He left the sum of
ten Million five Hundred Thousand Dollars. ($10,500,000.00) to you in the
codicil and last testament to his will. This may sound strange and
unbelievable to you, but it is real and true.Late Luciano Pavarotti
until his death was a very dedicated Christian who loved to give out.
His great philanthropy earned him numerous awards during his life time. 

Through his appearances Pavarotti hoped to reach people who rarely or
never experienced opera. He also raised money for charity, especially
for the benefit of children in war zones, through annual concerts
entitled “Pavarotti & Friends” in which internationally famous rock
and pop music stars joined him. In the early 2000s these concerts
benefited the United Nations agency for refugees, UNHCR
(see Office of the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees).

Late Luciano Pavarotti died at the age of 71 years.
According to him this money is to support your activities and
to help the poor and the needy your country mostly in wary countries. 

Please you should fill the information below for more
clearities and identification of your information we have here.

1. Full Name:
2. Telephone number,
3. Age:
4. Contact address:
5. Occupation:

Paul Clinton and Solicitors(Esq.)
Tel. +44-702 403 9842
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Gold Mining Company in Ghana Has Gold for Sale, Cheap Prices!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 02-02-2010

Yeah, we all know how hard it is to get rid of a pile of gold at below market rate. I’m still sitting on a pile of half price diamonds I can’t get rid of! What a sucker I am!

Dear Friend,

I am barrister N Kwesi a consultant in Accra Ghana west Africa,

I have a business proposal for you, these is gold mining company here in
Ghana, they have gold for sale, as I am writing you now they have 300kg au
gold waiting for buyer, they sale at lesser rate, they are looking for a
good buyer that is interested to buy gold from them And sign long time
contract to be supplying every three months,

Please if you are interested get back to me so that we will discuss on how
to proceed, this is real deal, you have to see the gold by yourself before
we proceed

Have a nice day.

Best Regards

Barr Kwesi,Esq.
+233543 356189
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Mugged in Wales (United Kingdom)

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 02-01-2010

The concept is simple. Hack into someones email account and send this out to everyone in their address book and hope one of them takes the bait. I don’t know Stephen but I’ve gotten these from friends whose accounts who’ve been hacked (usually through a Phishing scheme). I guess he was so distraught and his eyes so full of tears he couldn’t finish the word family when he was typing. Alternately, these are sometimes just sent out to hundreds and thousands of people randomly in hopes that one of them has a friend named Stephen who might be on vacation in Europe.

I’m writing this with tears in my eyes,my fam and I came down here to Wales,United Kingdom for a short vacation unfortunately we were mugged at the park of the hotel where we stayed,all cash,credit card and cell were stolen off us but luckily for us we still have our passports with us.

We’ve been to the embassy and the Police here but they’re not helping issues at all and our flight leaves in less than 3hrs from now but we’re having problems settling the hotel bills and the hotel manager won’t let us leave until we settle the bills,i’m freaked out at the moment.

Stephen

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Dude I’m a THUNDERBALL WINNER!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 02-01-2010

I’m a Thunderball winner! Fuck yeah! What a kick ass name for a lottery! And I’m totally stoked that they are “fully supported and powered by Google”. What a totally fucking awesome line of meaningless bullshit! Yeahaaaaa!

Good day

The  (#935) draws of the THUNDERBALL WINNING, online Sweepstakes
International program held on Wednesday 27th Jan 2010 has won you 250,000
GBP. You can view your winning numbers (02, 10, 14, 25, 27) on
(http://www.national-lottery.co.uk/player/thunderball/results/prizeBreakdown.ftl)

To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary agent:

Mr. Alan Darell
Email: programme@ig.com.br
Phone Numbers: +44-703-196-2778, +44-702-404-2779

Goodluck from me and members of staff of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY.

Yours faithfully,
Mr. Alizek Ford
Online coordinator for UK NATIONAL LOTTERY
Sweepstakes International Program.

============================================================

©  Copyright 1994-2009 The UK National Lottery Inc.
All rights reserved. Terms of Service - Guidelines and fully supported and
powered by google
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Mr. John from Florida Wants to Buy a Pop Corn Machine with Fraudulent Credit Card and Scam URGENT SHIPPERS COM. L.M.D Company. I’m So Lucky!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Buyer Beware Spam - Email Come Ons for Vague Products and Services, Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 01-18-2010

This was sooo funny. I get an email asking to buy a Pop Corn popper. Obviously as scam. Most likely involving fake or stolen credit cards. So I decided to have a little fun. My responses are in RED. Not only does the Frozen Ham machine not phase him, he’s willing to pay full price!

Subject: RE: Urgent order

MY NAME IS JOHN FROM FLORIDA  I WILL LIKE TO KNOW IF YOU DO CARRY POP CON MACHIENS  IN STOCK FOR SALE.I WILL  ALSO LIKE TO KNOW THE PRICE FOR ONE,ALSO I WILL LIKE TO KNOW IF YOU ACCEPT VISA OR MASTER CREDIT CARD AS FORM OF PAYMENT.AND FOR THIS ORDER,I WILL LIKE TO RECOMMEND A FREIGHT COMPANY OVER YOUR COMPANY LOCATION TO PICK-UP THE MACHIENS TO ONE OF MY CHURCH’S .SO I WILL LIKE TO KNOW IF YOU DO AGREE THE FREIGHT COMPANY TO HANDLE THE SHIPMENT..FORWARD TO READ FROM YOUR REPLY SOON…..

KIND REGARDS,
MR.JOHN(OWNER)

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Sure we carry a lot of popcorn machines. Which model are you thinking about. The Pop-O-Matic 2000 or the PopMaster X?

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hello Butler
thank’s for the reaply,i will take Popmastar X.,i will also like to know the price for one.
hope to here from you soon.

Regards.
john.

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The PopMaster X is $1,475.

It comes with an extra safety shield to protect users from oil burns, three pounds of imported synthetic popcorn kernels, a gallon of refurbished corn oil, and a 12 month limited warranty against defects in craftsmanship.

We offer a 3 year extended warranty for an additional  $250.

Thanks,

Clay

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hello Clay

Thanks for the reply I will take $1,475., let me know the total cost 1opiece  including the pallet etc.  For pick up and shipments .I would  like you to send a note to URGENT SHIPPERS COM. L.M.D), and their email address is (urgentshippers@yahoo.com)  with the weight , size of the shipments .also  pick up address and the delivery address below, and they will provide you with the shipping cost . let me know as soon as  you know the cost for the shipment.I will call you to make the full payment.Advice if i can make payment with my master cards   . .Please treat this request as urgent.
I will be looking forward to hearing from you. Below is the delivery address.

Regards.
john.

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So sorry Mark,

I just checked my inventory and the last PopMaster X has already been committed to another buyer and the Pop-O-Matic 2000 is our last floor model. New shipments will arrive in two weeks. However we do have a refurbished frozen ham machine for only $850 (they normally sell for $1,250). If your church group likes pop corn they will probably like frozen ham as well. It’s a new treat that’s becoming very popular. The machine freezes a full size ham and then you connect the ham to a device that runs it through a shredder. It’s just like Hawaiian Shaved ice except it’s ham. Kit comes with 12 flavors of syrup and 24 boxes of cups as well to get you started.

Let me know if you’d like to proceed with this order instead.

Thanks,

Clay

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hello Clay,
Thanks for the reply I will take  $1,250, let me know the total cost15piece including the pallet etc.  For pick up and shipments .I would  like you to send a note to URGENT SHIPPERS COM. L.M.D), and their email address is (urgentshippers@yahoo.com)  with the weight , size of the shipments .also  pick up address and the delivery address below, and they will provide you with the shipping cost . let me know as soon as  you know the cost for the shipment.I will call you to make the full payment.Advice if i can make payment with my master cards   . .Please treat this request as urgent.
I will be looking forward to hearing from you. Below is the delivery address.
Delivery address

—————————————————————

Hello Mr. John,

I can’t find your delivery address anywhere.

Please send.

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hello Clay,
sorry for the lerte reaply, as i told you the shipping ccompany will come to your sit to pick the item’s.As i told you, i i’m not in town at this time.so you can go on and contact the shipping company.

Regards.
john.

Sure we carry a lot of popcorn machines. Which model are you thinking about. The Pop-O-Matic 2000 or the
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Prime Group Spam Version 2.0

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 01-14-2010

This one’s funnier than the last Prime Group Spam. The “fairly intelligent” requirement is a hoot but not as funny as the “explains well in writing” one. Talk about ironic.

Our company (Prime Group) is proud to announce you that we now have positions available (part time).

A candidate for the Payments Processing Position must meet the following requirements:
* Is 23 years of age or older
* Is resident of United States of America
* Is fair and objective
* Is detail oriented
* Is very observant and able to focus on details
* Is fairly intelligent
* Has patience
* Is trustworthy
* Is practical
* Types well
* Loves to learn
* Explains well in writing
* Is discreet
* Handles deadlines
* Has bank account
* Has full internet access (at home or at work)

Benefits:
* Monthly salary starting at $2000(after a month evaluation period)
* 5% commission for every task you complete
* Banking and Western Union fees covered by the company

If you are interested in becoming a Payments Processor for our company you can request more information at Trent@webcompany-es.net

Thank you,
Prime Group Inc.

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Almuhaidib & Sons Group Want to Relocate A Farm and a Mining Operation. Must Have a Solid Background.

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 01-13-2010

This one kicks ass. They’re reaching out to total strangers to help with expanding and relocating their Real Estate, Mining, Restaurants, Transportation and Farming business interests. Huh? How the fuck do you relocate a mine, a farm or a fleet of trucks? Brilliant!

Wasalaam Alaikum,

I am Sulaiman Almuhaidib and I represent a group of company based in Saudi Arabia
(Almuhaidib & Sons Group) as the CEO and we are currently seeking means of
expanding and relocating our business interest in the following sectors: Real
Estate, Mining, Restaurants, Transportation and Farming.
If you think you have a solid background and idea of making good profit in any
of the mentioned business sectors in your country, please write me
sulaiman.a.k.almuhaidib@e-serveclub.com for possible business co-operation.

More so, we are ready to facilitate and fund any business that is capable of
generating 10% annual
return on investment (AROI).JV partnership and loan financing can also be considered.

Looking forward for possible business collaboration with you.

Regards,

Sulaiman A.K.Almuhaidib
CEO
Almuhaidib & Sons
P.O Box: 30 Dammam, 31411,
Kingdom Saudi Arabia

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Oh, By The Way, Are You Interested in $46 Million Dollars?

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 01-08-2010

Oh yes, Mr Mikhail Khodorkovsky, I know him well…NOT! ( for you youngsters, the slang “not” was used in the late 80’s and early 90’s and made popular by the movie Wayne’s World)

Greetings,

Good day, I am Mrs.Larisa Sosnitskaya, Personal Secretary to Mr.Mikhail
Khodorkovsky,I have a business proposal of $46M, for you from my
Company(Yukos Oil Russia).If interested I shall provide you with more
details.You can read more of this deal on this
link.http://www.supportmbk.com

Email:larisa.sosnitskaya@russiamail.com
Regards,
Mrs.Larisa Sosnitskaya
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This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law, as the funds did not originate from terrorism or drugs, but through inheritance ;)

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 01-04-2010

I must say I was quite amused when I read that the money is a “very tidy sum”. Is that banker’s lingo? After that it gets even funnier. This one’s worth a complete read. I mean, come on, anyone who’s ever opened a checking account knows that this is not how banking works.

Dear Friend, 

I work as an international auditor for a reputable Bank (ALM) Asset Liability
Managerial department monitoring five branches including Singapore, Belgium
and Netherlands. I have taken pains to find your contact through personal
endeavors which I may explain to you upon your response.

A possible family member of yours (name withheld for security reason)
died nine months ago leaving behind an investment totaling a very tidy
sum with my bank.  With interest at today's value, the said investment has
grown considerably.

His lawyer has since notified my department of the sudden death of the said
investor in a car crash and the lawyer has also asked us to check through our
records to see who his client may have indicated as next of kin to the
investment, since the fiance (Derby Myrthe) who was indicated
in his WILL as beneficiary to most of his properties also died
in the same car crash.

Findings and verification as auditor in the bank has led me to
realize that the investor has also named his fiance as next of kin to the
investment. We have as yet not informed anyone of this because of the
implications, the investor's lawyer will obviously handover his properties
including the investment to the government which will in turn be shared
amongst undeserving government officials. However, because of the
relevance of the sameness of your surname and you being a possible
relative to the late investor, we are making you this proposal
since my boss and I can provide you with much
needed information to claim the investment. 

You are guaranteed that this will be executed under a
legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach
of the law, as the funds did not originate from terrorism or drugs,
but through inheritance.

Please kindly reply through my private email (jacobstorck7@aol.com) to
confirm your full name, telephone and fax number to enable us discuss
and facilitate all due process regarding
this transaction. 

Yours truly,
Jacob. 

-------------------------------------------------------------------------
This communication, together with any attachments hereto or links contained
herein, is for the sole use of
the intended recipient(s) and may contain information that is confidential
or legally protected. If you are not
the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any review, disclosure,
copying, dissemination,
distribution or use of this communication is STRICTLY PROHIBITED. If you
have received this communication
in error, please notify the sender immediately by return e-mail message and
delete the original and all copies
of the communication, along with any attachments hereto or links herein,
from your system
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More MoneyGram Scams…But This Time With a Piss Poor Explanation from the Spammer

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 12-30-2009

These scammers are so fucking sloppy. I’m shocked that they rake in hundreds of millions of dollars per year with this junk. Here’s a little exchange I had with this scammer using my favorite alias, Sam Malone ( red text). Seriously, this is just pathetic. Don’t they have spell check in Nigeria?

ATTENTION,

NOTE THAT WE HAVE DECIDED TO PAY YOU YOUR MONISE THROUGH  MONEY GRAM URGENT
REMMITTING OFFICE SINCE YOU WAS UNABLE TO RECEIEVE YOUR MONEY THROUGH
WESTERN UNION DUE TO THEIR MANAGEMENT BUT NOW WE HAVE SENT YOUR FULL
COMPENSATION PAYMENT OF $1.500.000.00USD TO YOU THROUGH MONEY GRAM,
YOU WILL BE RECEIVING 10.000.00USD PER DAY, BUT I WANT YOU TO CONTACT
THE MANAGEMENT IN MONEY GRAM RIGHT NOW  AND ASK HIM FOR YOUR
FIRST PAYMENT .HIS NAME IS  DrJohnson Muck ASK HIM TO GIVE YOU
THE MONEY GRAM PAYMENT INFORMATION SO THAT YOU CAN BE ABLE TO PICK
UP YOUR FUNDS THROUGH MONEY GRAM WITHOUT ANY PROBLEM.
HIS EMAIL ADRESS IS (moneygarm75@sify.com)
AND CONTACT HIM WITH YOUR FULL INFORMATION.
Your name...................
Country.....................
Phone no......................
Address/city................
Age/sex....................CALL OR EMAIL HIM NOW SO THAT HE CAN PROVIDE THE
MONEY GRAM INFORMATION TO YOU AS URGENT AS YOU CAN.
THANKS AND GOD BLESSING U

MrJames Mark  Attn Beneficiary; 

The Board of International Monetary Fund/Worldbank are hereby
notify you of your payment funds of $900.000,00USD after
the meeting held on 25TH of september 2009. with His Excellence
the PRESIDENT OF REPUBLIC DU BENIN (DR YAYI BONI) has
Instructed Western Union money transfer to send your funds
through western union money transfer to enable you receive
your funds without further delay.

You are required to send your name and address to
WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER OFFICE BENIN REPUBLIC.
The maximium amount you will be receiving daily
starting from today is $4500,00USD) and the MTCN NO# will
be sent along with the Text Questions & Answers for you to
receive your fund through any Western Union Location in your Country.

Send your information to DR PETER MOORE of
western union money transfer in Cotonou Benin Republic.
Beneficiary name--------------
Country-----------------------
City--------------------------
Tel---------------------------
Test question-----------------
Answer------------------------
sex___________________________
age___________________________
ID____________________________ 

For further procedure Contact the western union
money transfer payment officer with the information below;

Attention; DR PETER MOORE.
Western Union Money Transfer
Tel;+229-98-65-81-03
Email;(wesunionbenin30@sify.com ) 

We have protected your fund of $900.000,00USD with insurance hard cover,
Western union will not divert your money or take some money from
your fund and the transfer charges of $185 for first transfer of $
4500,00USD will be paid by you to western Union office to enable them
transfer your money. 

They will start sending you $4500,00USD per day, Try to fill the Above
Informations where they will be sending you your money and do let me know
immediately you get your fund for us to share the joy together.

Best regards
Yours in service
Barrister Jerry EZE
World Bank Auditor
Contact Western Union Vital Finance For Your Fund

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Dear Dr. Johnson,

I don’t recall being owed this sum of money. Could you please explain how I missed this payment. $1,5000,000 is a lot of money and I of course don’t want to miss this opportunity,

Yours in Christ,

Sam Malone
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Welcome
FORIGN OPERATION MANAGER  MONEY  GRAM  INT’L.
OFFICE BENIN REPUBLIC
LOCATION. RUE BPH141 KINGSTON AVENUE COTONOU BENIN.
TEL:+229-98658103
REF: MT89TQ CONTACT: Email: ( moneygarm75@sify.com )
ATTN: Sam Malone
I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR YOUR RESPOND,AND I WANT TO USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO TELL YOU AGAIN THAT HERE IS BENIN REPUBLIC NOT LAGOS,LAGOS IS NIGERIA AND SO MAYBE YOU MADE A MISTAKE BY SENDING MONEY TO THEM WHY YOUR FUND IS HERE IN OUR COSTUDY IN BENIN REPUBLIC.LISTEN I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT THERE IS NO WAY WE CAN SEND THE REFERENCE NUMBER WITHOUT THE RECOMFIRM  OF YOUR PAYMENT FILE APPROVAL FROM THE FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE AND COMMENCE SO I WILL ADVISE YOU TO TRY AND SEND THE MONEY TODAY SO  YOUR FILE WILL RECOMFIRM  AND THE REFERENCE NUMBER WILL BE SENT TO YOU WITH IMMEDIATE AFFAIR AND I WANT TO ASSURE THAT THIS TIME YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOOSE IF YOU SEND THE $150. AND YOUR REFERENCE NUMBER DID NOT SENT TO YOU WITHIN 24 HOURS I WILL SEND BACK YOU $150.
SO YOU ARE ADVISE TO USE THIS INFORMATION AND THE $150 FOR THE RECOMFIRMING OF YOUR FILE THROUGH ANY MONEY GRAM OFFICE AROUND
RECEIVER’S NAME…………………….. ……OGBUAGU FELIX
COUNTRY………………….. ………….BENIN REPUBLIC
CITY…………………….. ………………………… …COUTONU
TEST QUESTION…………………. ……………..AA
ANWER……………………. …………….BB
AMOUNT…………………… ………….$150
TRY TO GET BACK TO US WITH THE PAYMENT INFORMATION TO ENABLE US PICK IT UP AND RECOMFIRM YOUR PAYMENT FILL TO ENABLE US PROCEED WITH THE TRANSFER WITHOUT ANY FURTHER DELAY.

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I’m still confused. Is this money I accidentally paid out and am now receiving a refund? I don’t remember paying $1,500,00 to anyone. Is this an inheritance or a winning? Why am I being sent this money? I don’t want to get involved in anything illegal.

Please explain.

Thank you.

Sam Malone

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Welcome

FORIGN OPERATION MANAGER  MONEY  GRAM  INT’L.
OFFICE BENIN REPUBLIC
LOCATION. RUE BPH141 KINGSTON AVENUE COTONOU BENIN.
TEL:+229-98658103
REF: MT89TQ CONTACT: Email: (moneygarm20@gmail.com )
MY DERA Sam Malone HOW ARE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY,HOPE ALL IS WELL
MEANWHILE I RECEIVE YOUR MAIL AND THE CONTENT IS WELL UNDERSTOOD,SO THE MONEY WAS DEPOSITED HERE IN OUR OFFICE BY BARR JERRY EZE AND ACCORDINTO HIM THE MONEY WAS AN INHERRITANCE FUND THAT HAVE BEEN DESOVLVED BY GOVERNMENT OF BENIN REPUBLIC
FURTHERMORE YOUR ARE ADVICE TO SEND US YOUR INFORMATION SUCH AS
YOUR FULL NAME…………
YOUR COUNTRY………….
HOME ADRESS………
TELE NO……………
COPY OF YOUR ID IF ANY…………
MEANWHILE YOU HAVE TO PAY US $150USD FOR OUR TRANSFER CHARGE AND THAT IS WHAT IS COST FOR EACH TRANSFER OF $1.500.000.00USD
SO THIS IS THE INFORMATION YOU HAVE TO USE MAKE THE PAYMENT IF YOU CAN BE ABLE TO SEND THE MONEY TODAY MEANWHILE IF YOU CAN NOT BE ABLE YOU LET US KNOW BECAUSE YOUR MONEY HAVE BEEN UPLOADED IN OUR MACHINE AND IT WILL NOT LAST MORE THAN A WEEK IN OUR MACHINE FOR SECURITY REASON
THIS IS THE INFORMATION
RECEIVER NAME……………………….AMAECHI OSITA
COUNTRY…………………….BENIN REPUBLIC
CITY………………………COUTONU
TEXT QUESTION………………….AA
ANSWER…………………….BB
AMOUNT…………………….$150
MTCN…………………….
THANKS
REGARD
DrJohnson Muck
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Be a Mule Proccessing Fraudulent Checks for Prime Group Inc…Hurry!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 12-30-2009

One of the more elegant written scams I’ve ever come across. I periodically check around to see what other people are saying out these scams that flood my mailbox. The sad part is I continually run across people asking “is this legitimate?” No, it’s not legitimate. Every single piece of unsolicited email you get is a scam. Get that through your head. Every piece of spam you get is designed to rip you off. No exceptions.

Hello

Prime Group has a new vacancy opened in your region.
Please read this email and see if you will be a good match for this available position!
Prime Group Inc. is a world-famous company founded in Eastern Europe with branches throughout Europe, Asia and North America.

Two to three hours a day in the leisure of your home performing your duties over the Internet is sufficient for this position.
We provide one month paid training period. During your training you receive online training and phone support.
At the end of the evaluation period supervisor will make the final decision to extend job offer or not.

“You can’t skip a beat” in this industry!
Completing tasks in timely manner is of the most importance to us and our clients.
Monthly salary for this position starts at $2000, plus 5% commission for every task that you complete.
All the banking fees will be covered by the company.

Main Duties:
– Processing payments from our customers (wire transfers)
– Ensure the efficiency and completion of financial transactions
– Keep accurate record for the performed transactions.

NOTE: This is not a sales position.
My goal is to spark your interest. In the present economy, our position offers training,
support and a pay scale comparable to entry level position requiring 40 hours per week.
I hope you will explore, compare, and then contact me with your questions.

Please feel free to ask me any questions at Murray@good-nets.com
(fill in the form below with your updated contact information and attach to your message).

First name:
Last name:
Country of residence:
Contact phone:
Preferred call time:

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Yahoo!! International Lottery Organization Tries Fancier Presentation

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 12-29-2009

In this version they inserted some graphics and instead of looking more official they even look scammier now. It’s really pathetic. If these scammers only put in some legitimate effort into their presentations they’d be able to rip off a lot more people. It’s just shameful. Don’t they have any pride in their work?

CONGRATULATION!!!

CONGRATULATION!!!
Yahoo!! International Lottery Organization
Bangkok Branch Office
Address: 3 Rajdamnern Avenue
Bangkok 10200 Thailand.
Yahoo! Mail announces you as one of the 25 lucky winners in the ongoing 12
Years Yahoo lottery Award of the New Year Held this month. All 25 winning
email addresses were randomly selected from a batch of 50,000,000
international emails each from Canada, Australia, United States, Asia,
Europe, Middle East, Africa and Oceania as part of our international
promotions program which is conducted annually, consequently, you have
been approved for a total pay out of TWO MILLION FIVE HUNDRED
THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ( $2,500.000.00USD). This Lottery was promoted and sponsored by a conglomerate of some multinational companies as part of their social responsibility to the citizens in the communities where they have operational base.
Further more your details (e-mail address) falls within our  Bangkok
representative office in Bangkok Thailand,  as indicated in your play coupon
and your prize of ( US$2, 500.000.00) will be released to you from this
regional branch office in Bangkok Thailand. Your fund is now deposited with
our Bank/Security Company Bangkok Thailand and insured in your name.
Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this award from public notice until your claim has been processed, and your winning Cheque have being sent to you or remitted to your account, as this is part of our security protocol, to avoid double claiming and unwarranted taking of advantage of this program by participants, as has happened in the past.
HOW TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE
These are your identification numbers.
Ticket number…………………No.UQ673489
Serial number…………………..88470-7
Lucky number……………….03-86-88-94-01-40
Ref number……………….Z.LKMXB/8271362999/54
To begin your lottery claims, Please contact our Yahoo Lottery Co-ordinator
as follows,
*************************************
Dr. Mabel Brisson
Email:coodinatorofficer@yahoo.com.hk
Telephone number : +66869061267
*************************************
You are advice to provide him with the following information and a copy of
your nternational passport or driver’s license via email attachment or by fax
for vetting process which is a standard practice just to ensure that we are
dealing with the right individual.
1. FULL NAME
2. COUNTRY OF ORIGIN
3. PRESENT ADRESS.
4. DATE OF BIRTH
5. OCCUPATION
6. TELEPHONE NUMBER
7. SEX
8. FAX NUMBER
9. MARITAL STATUS
10. WINNING NUMBER, BATCH NUMBER AND LOTTO NUMBER.
Remember, all prize money must be claimed not later than one month time.
Any claim not made by this date (within one month) will be returned to HER
MAJESTYS DEPARTMENT OF THE TREASURY. And also be informed that 10% of your lottery winning belongs to (THE PROMOTIONS COMPANY). Because they are the company that bought your ticket and played the lottery in your name.
Note also that this 10% will be remitted after you have received your
winnings prize, because the money is insured in your name already. NOTE:
In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in all correspondences with us,
Furthermore, should there be any change of address, please do inform our
Co-ordinator as soon as possible. Yahoo lottery is a free service that does not require you to be a Yahoo! Registered user.
An original copy of your lucky winning ticket and your deposit certificate
will be sent to you by Administrative Remittance Operation Manager of Hsbc Bank Bangkok Thailand. CONGRATULATIONS!!!! Once again from all members of our staff and thank you for being a part of our International
Promotions program.
We wish you continued good fortunes.
Yours  Sincerely,
Yahoo!! International Lottery Organization
Bangkok Branch Office
Address: 3 Rajdamnern Avenue
Bangkok 10200 Thailand
Vice President Yahoo! Lotto Org.

Mrs. Linda Glinski
Online Coordinator .
Copyright © 1994-2008 The Yahoo-Thailland Internet Promotions.
All rights reserved. Terms of Service – Guidelines.

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Mrs. Harriet Shelton Doesn’t Like to Spam But She Has No Choice…Because She’s Like Totally Sick and Everything.

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 12-24-2009

So she I got my information while browsing through  internet in search of a reliable person who could be of help. How do you dot that exactly? Do you Google “find reliable people”?  This whole interweb thing is soooo confusing!

Good Day,

May I crave your indulgence to solicit for your co-operation concerning the
content of my mail, although I am not comfortable discussing it on the internet
owing to lots of unsolicited/Spam mails on the net this days, but I have no
other medium to do so right now since the situation of my health is
deteriorating so I have decided to donate what I have to charity through any
nice person.

My name is Mrs. Harriet Shelton; I got your information while browsing through
internet in search of a reliable person who could be of help. I am 59 years old
and was diagnosed for cancer about 2 years ago, after the death of my husband
who had left me everything he worked for. I have been touched by the Lord to
donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to charity for the good
work of humanity, rather than allow my greedy relatives to use my husband’s
hard earned funds inappropriately.

I will be going in for an operation tomorrow morning and I have decided to WILL/
donate the sum of $3,500,000(Three million five hundred thousand dollars) to
you/Organization for the good work of the Lord also for the assistance of the
widows according to (JAMES 1:27). At the moment I cannot take any telephone
calls right now due to the fact that my relatives are around me and my health
status. I have adjusted my WILL and my Executor is aware I have changed my
will; you and he will arrange the transfer of the funds from the Private
Finance Company to your humble self. I wish you all the best and may the good
Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and always extend the
good work to others.

Contact my Executor: BARRISTER EDWARD HAYES With this specified Email:
(esq.edward_hayes001@yahoo.com.hk).

Do send along your full names, contact, telephone/fax number and your full
address and tell him that I have WILLED($3,500,000.00) to you and I have also
notified him that I am WILL-IN that amount to you for a specific and good work.
Thanks and God bless.

NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task
is accomplished as I do not want anything that will jeopardize my last wish.
And also I will be contacting with you by email as I don’t want my relation or
anybody to know because they are always around me.

Thank You,
Mrs. Harriet Shelton.

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Mrs. Lewella Donald is Such a Fucking Whiner!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 12-24-2009

Holy cow, what whiner! I’m terminally ill with both cancer and a stroke…my husband died… I’m over-powered with both gloom and despair…blah, blah,blah.

My name is Mrs. Lewella Donald, I am terminally ill and have decided to donate my inheritance from my husband to you. Regarding how I got your personal details, it is via the internet with the help of the nurse assigned to attend to me in my private ward here in the hospital, under my direction because I cannot surf on my own due to partial stroke.

It may interest you to know that I am 51 years old and have been diagnosed of acute cancer for about 2 years now, shortly after the death of my husband, which made me hypertensive and resulted in stroke. I feel over-powered by gloom and despair and saw nothing but death lurking around. All these are my reasons for deciding on using anything in my name for charity in which co-incidentally you have been favoured as the beneficiary.

I have decided to donate my inheritance to a stranger instead of my husband’s relatives because they are such that it will amount to betrayal of my late husband if I let them have his hard-laboured fortune and enjoy it, despite how they mistreated me after the demise of my late husband under my very nose.I will expect that you will as is about doing to you this day do to the lives of others, for life is better lead on the philosophy of give and take. I will advise that you don’t see this windfall as avenue for pleasure spree but should see it as an opportunity to build and grow your personal finances to an enviable level and help others.

Please note that to avoid my husband’s relatives who spy around me and because of my health condition I shall not entertain phone calls and conversations. If you are sure that you will use the donated fund as I have advised here, contact my Lawyer Barr. Higgs Wiltshire (Email: higgs.wiltshire@live.co.uk) to help you arrange the transfer of the fund to your account and furnish him with the details as I included below for verification of informations on the Limited Power of Attorney issued to him on your behalf so that all the paperwork in your name can be processed as soon as possible, so as to facilitate the transfer;

Full Names:
Address:
Telephone number:
Age:
Gender:
Occupation:

You should give him your cooperation so that he can assists you fully in the processing and remittance of your donation/bequest.

All the best!
Mrs. Lewella Donald

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Heir Hunters International Lottery Tries Hard by Including a PDF File!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 12-23-2009

Hey, they did include this cool PDF file so it must be real. Those are really hard to make.

Heir Hunters International Lottery

112 Park Crescent, London, W1B 1HT

United Kingdom

Serial No:  110/393/87272/6657-HHIL

Draw No: 1956/HHIL

We congratulate you this day as you have emerged a winner in the Heir Hunters International Lottery. See attachment for claims procedure. Thank you

Yours Sincerely,

John Anderson,

Announcer,

Heir Hunters International Lottery,

United Kingdom.

NOTE: Print this email only if necessary, let’s protect our environment.

All visual and textual content on this site is protected by trademark rights, copyrights and other rights owned by Heir Hunters International Lottery and its business partners.

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Yahoo!! International Lottery Organization Kicks Down $2,500.000.00 USD

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 12-21-2009

Dude this makes total sense! Give out 2.5 million dollars to 25 randomly selected winners during a global recession when you’re getting your butt kicked by Google. Oh, and don’t advertise it either. Wouldn’t want to let people know you’re doing this and maybe get some publicity out of it.

CONGRATULATION!!!
Yahoo!! International Lottery Organization
Bangkok Branch Office
Address: 3 Rajdamnern Avenue
Bangkok 10200 Thailand.
Yahoo! Mail announces you as one of the 25 lucky winners in the ongoing 12 Years Yahoo lottery Award of the New Year Held this month. All 25 winning email addresses were randomly selected from a batch of 50,000,000 international emails each from Canada, Australia, United States, Asia, Europe, Middle East, Africa and Oceania as part of our international promotions program which is conducted annually, consequently, you have been approved for a total pay out of TWO MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ( $2,500.000.00USD). This Lottery was promoted and sponsored by a conglomerate of some multinational companies as part of their social responsibility to the citizens in the communities where they have operational base.
Further more your details (e-mail address) falls within our  Bangkok representative office in Bangkok Thailand,  as indicated in your play coupon and your prize of ( US$2, 500.000.00) will be released to you from this regional branch office in Bangkok Thailand. Your fund is now deposited with our Bank/Security Company Bangkok Thailand and insured in your name. Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this award from public notice until your claim has been processed, and your winning Cheque have being sent to you or remitted to your account, as this is part of our security protocol, to avoid double claiming and unwarranted taking of advantage of this
program by participants, as has happened in the past.
HOW TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE
These are your identification numbers.
Ticket number…………………No.UQ673489
Serial number…………………..88470-7
Lucky number……………….03-86-88-94-01-40
Ref number……………….Z.LKMXB/8271362999/54
To begin your lottery claims, Please contact our Yahoo Lottery Co-ordinator  as follows,
*************************************
Dr. Mabel Brisson
Email:coodinatorofficer@yahoo.com.hk
Telephone number : +66869061267
*************************************
You are advice to provide him with the following information and a copy of your international passport or driver’s license via email attachment or by fax for vetting process which is a standard practice just to ensure that we are dealing with the right individual.
1. FULL NAME
2. COUNTRY OF ORIGIN
3. PRESENT ADRESS.
4. DATE OF BIRTH
5. OCCUPATION
6. TELEPHONE NUMBER
7. SEX
8. FAX NUMBER
9. MARITAL STATUS
10. WINNING NUMBER, BATCH NUMBER AND LOTTO NUMBER.
Remember, all prize money must be claimed not later than one month time. Any claim not made by this date (within one month) will be returned to HER MAJESTYS DEPARTMENT OF THE TREASURY. And also be informed that 10% of your lottery winning belongs to (THE PROMOTIONS COMPANY). Because they are the company that bought your ticket and played the lottery in your name.
Note also that this 10% will be remitted after you have received your winnings prize, because the money is insured in your name already. NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in all correspondences with us, Furthermore, should there be any change of address, please do inform our Co-ordinator as soon as possible. Yahoo lottery is a free service that does not require you to be a Yahoo! Registered user.
An original copy of your lucky winning ticket and your deposit certificate will be sent to you by Administrative Remittance Operation Manager of Hsbc Bank Bangkok Thailand. CONGRATULATIONS!!!! Once again from all members of our staff and thank you for being a part of our International Promotions program.
We wish you continued good fortunes.
Yours  Sincerely,
Sincerely,
Mrs. Linda Glinski
Lottery Coordinator.
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FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION ANTI-TERRORIST & MONETARY CRIMES DIVISION FOUND MY $800,000!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 12-20-2009

I just can’t wait to get my $800,000 winnings! After all, they have “verified the entire transaction to be Safe and 100% risk free”. What more could you ask? Just need to scrape up $250.00 and Bank of America will release my money. That’s a 320,000% return on my investment!

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
ANTI-TERRORIST & MONETARY CRIMES DIVISION
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
1110 THIRD AVENUE
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON 98101 USA
206-666-2128

Attn: Beneficiary,

This e-mail has been issued to you in order to Officially inform you that we 

have completed an investigation on an International Payment in which was 

issued to you by an International Lottery Company. With the help of our newly 

developed technology (International Monitoring Network System) we discovered 

that your e-mail address was automatically selected by an Online Balloting 

System, this has legally won you the sum of US$800,000.00 from a Lottery 

Company outside the United States of America. During our investigation we 

discovered that your e-mail won the money from an Online Balloting System and 

we have authorized this winning to be paid to you via a Certified Cashier's 

Check.

Normally, it will take up to 10 business days for an International Check to be 

cashed by your local bank. We have successfully notified this company on your 

behalf that funds are to be drawn from a registered bank within the United 

States Of America so as to enable you cash the check instantly without any 

delay, henceforth the stated amount of US$800,000.00 has been deposited with 

Bank Of America.

We have completed this investigation and you are hereby approved to receive 

the winning prize as we have verified the entire transaction to be Safe and 

100% risk free, due to the fact that the funds have been deposited at Bank Of 

America you will be required to settle the following bills directly to the 

Lottery Agent in-charge of this transaction whom is located in Lagos, Nigeria. 

According to our discoveries, you were required to pay for the following -

(1) Deposit Fee's ( Fee's paid by the company for the deposit into an American 

Bank which is - Bank Of America )
(2) Cashier's Check Conversion Fee ( Fee for converting the Wire Transfer 

payment into a Certified Cashier's Check)
(3) Shipping Fee's ( This is the charge for shipping the Cashier's Check to 

your home address and this fee includes Insurance )

The total amount for everything is US$250.00 (Two Hundred And Fifty US Dollars). We 

have tried our possible best to indicate that this US$250.00 should be 

deducted from your winning prize but we found out that the funds have already 

been deposited at Bank Of America and cannot be accessed by anyone apart from 

you the winner, therefore you will be required to pay the required fee's to 

the Agent in-charge of this transaction via Western Union Money Transfer or 

Money Gram International Transfer.

In order to proceed with this transaction, you will be required to contact the 

agent in-charge ( Dr Duke Mark) via e-mail. Kindly look below to find 

appropriate contact information:

CONTACT AGENT NAME: Dr Duke Mark

E-MAIL ADDRESS: dukemark@gala.net

You will be required to e-mail him with the following information:

FULL NAME:
ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:
ZIP CODE:
OCCUPATION:
DIRECT CONTACT NUMBER:

You will also be required to request Western Union Money Transfer details or 

Money Gram Transfer details on how to send the required US$300.00 in order to 

immediately ship your prize of US$800,000.00 via Certified Cashier's Check 

drawn from Bank Of America, also include the following transaction code in 

order for him to immediately identify this transaction : EA2948-910.

This letter will serve as proof that the Federal Bureau Of Investigation is 

authorizing you to pay the required US$250.00 ONLY to Dr David John via 

information in which he shall send to you, if you do not receive your winning 

prize of US$800,000.00 we shall be held responsible for the loss and this 

shall invite a penalty of $3,000.00USD which will be made PAYABLE ONLY to you 

(The Winner).

Mr. Michael Heimbach
Special Agent.
Washington DC FBI.

NOTE: In order to ensure your check gets delivered to you ASAP, you are 

advised to immediately contact Dr Duke Mark via contact information provided 

above and make the required payment of US$250.00 to information in which he 

shall provide to you.
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Anti-Terrorist and International Fraud Division Locates My $850,000 British Lotto Winnings!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 12-20-2009

So their “Intelligence Monitoring Network System” found out I won $850,000 in a British Lotto game that I somehow forgot I entered. But I’m smarter than that.  I know this is totally fake because a British Lotto would award it’s payments in Euros or pounds, not US dollars! Ah-ha, gotcha! Do they think I’m stoooopid?

Anti-Terrorist and International Fraud Division
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
Seattle, Washington 98101-2904
Telephone/Fax Number: +1(206) 426-2866
Attn: Beneficiary

This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly completed an Investigation with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you legally won the sum of $850,000.00 US Dollars from a Lottery Company in the United Kingdom. During our investigation we discovered that your e-mail won the money from an Online Balloting System and we have authorized this winning to be authentic and paid to you via a Certified Cashier’s Check.

Normally, it will take up to 10 business days for an International Check to be cashed by your local bank. We have successfully come to an agreement with this company on your behalf that funds are to be drawn from a registered bank within the United States Of America so as to enable you cash the check instantly without any delay, henceforth the stated amount of $850,000.00  US Dollars has been deposited with Bank Of America.

We have completed this investigation and you are hereby approved to receive the winning prize as we have verified the entire transaction to be Legitimate, Safe and 100% risk free of scams and frauds of any nature, due to the fact that the funds have been deposited at Bank Of America you will be required to settle the following bills directly to the lottery claims agent in-charge of this transaction whom is located at the liaison office of the Lottery Company in Seattle-Washington. According to our discoveries, you are required to pay for the following:

(1) Deposit Fee’s (Fee’s paid by the lottery company for the deposit into an American Bank which is – Bank of America)
(2) Cashier’s Check Conversion Fee (Fee for converting the Wire Transfer payment into a Certified Cashier’s Check)
(3) Shipping Fee’s (This is the charge for shipping the Cashier’s Check to your nominated destination)

The total amount for everything is $239.99 (Two Hundred & Thirty Nine United States Dollars & Ninety Nine Cents). We have tried our possible best to indicate that this $239.99 should be deducted from your winning prize but the funds have already been deposited at The Bank of America and cannot be accessed by anyone apart from you the winner. Therefore you will be required to pay the needed funds to your lotto claims Agent in-charge of this transaction via Western Union Money Transfer Or Money Gram. The payment will NOT reflect at the Bank of America with the given transaction code(EA2948-910) until you have covered the processing fees needed.
In order to proceed with this transaction, Click Here to contact your claims agent Mrs. Louise Major. You will be required to call her for verbal verification and e-mail her with the following informations:

FULL NAME:
FULL MAILING ADDRESS(INCLUDING CITY/STATE/ZIPCODE):
AGE/SEX/OCCUPATION:
CONTACT PHONE NUMBERS(CELL & HOME):
You will also be required to request Western Union details on how to send the required $239.99 in order to immediately ship your prize of $850,000.00 US Dollars via Certified Cashier’s Check drawn from The Bank of America, Also include the following transaction code in order for her to immediately identify this transaction : EA2948-910.

This letter will serve as proof that the Federal Bureau Of Investigation is authorizing you to pay the required $239.99 ONLY to your claims agent via the information in which she shall send to you upon your request, if you do not receive your winning prize of $850,000.00 US Dollars we shall be held responsible for the loss and this shall invite a penalty of $3,000 which will be made PAYABLE ONLY by you (The Winner).

Signed:
Robert Mueller
Federal Bureau Of Investigation
NOTE: In order to ensure your check gets delivered to you ASAP, you are advised to immediately contact Mrs. Louise Major via contact information provided above and make the required payment of $239.99 to information in which she will provide you.
__________________________________________
The information contained in this email message is legally privileged and confidential information intended solely for the use of the intended recipient(s). If you are not the intended recipient(s), any distribution, dissemination, or reproduction of this email message is strictly prohibited.

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Now Sergeant Brian Horn Needs My Assistance! But Hey, Gotta Support Our Troops!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 12-20-2009

One of the more creative  “I’m a soldier in Iraq and or Afghanistan and I found a butt load of money” scams. My favorite part is the declaration “this is no stolen money and there is no danger involved”. Which is actually true, because, well, it’s entirely made up to begin with. Probably the only true thing in the letter.

Good day,

My name is Sergeant Brian Horn from LaPlata, Maryland. I am an American soldier with a Swiss background serving with the Army 3rd Infantry Division. I am in desperate need of your assistance, I have summed up courage to contact you, I found your contact particulars on an address journal. I am seeking your assistance to move the sum of Sixteen Million United States Dollars ( USD$ 16 Million) to you as far I can be assured that my share will be safe in your care until I complete my service here in Iraq & Afghanistan .

This is no stolen money and there is no danger involved, I am presently in a hospital recovering from injuries sustained in a suicide bomb attack.
See website for more details……………..(http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm)

SOURCE OF MONEY:

Some money in various currencies was discovered in barrel at a farm house near Saddam Hussan’s  old palace in Tikrit-Iraq during a rescuer  operation and it was agreed by Sgt. Gary Bourland and I that some part of this money should be shared among us before informing anyone about the discovery, this was quite illegal thing to do but i tell you what? No compensation will make it up for the risk we taken our lives in this hell hole of which my brother in-law was killed by a road side bomb last week.

The above figure was given me as my share to cancel this kind of money became a problem for me, so with the help of a ( Canadian ) contact working here and his office enjoys some immunity I was able to move the money to a security company in ( Canada) as a diplomatic baggage. They are waiting for me to provide the name of the beneficiary who they will transfer the funds to, as a soldier I cannot present myself as the direct owner of this fund it against our code of conduct we are not allowed to do business and the US Government is planting a close watch on all military personnel that is why i need you to help me receive this fund.

The moment I get a response from you and you willing to help me I will forward all the details of the security company so you can contact them for immediate release, I want you to tell me how much you will accept for helping me receive this fund and for your mutual understanding.

One more passionate appeal please do not discuss this issue with anyone, should you have reasons to reject this offer please destroy this message as any leakage of this information will be too bad for us soldiers in Iraq, I don’t know how long I will remain here I have been shot, wounded and survived two suicide attacks by special grace of God, this and other reasons i will mention later has prompted me to reach you for help, I honestly want this matter to be resolved immediately please get back asap,

Brian Horn
Camp MXP-512 Third Infantry Division Unit( T.I.D.U),
Abul Uruj Bagdad Iraq .

Regards.

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Capt John Nielsen In Afghanistan Needs My Help!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 12-20-2009

Glad he found me in his  “address journal”. And you can tell he’s a real soldier because he used the word “evacuate” which is a very military-ish phrase.

Dear Friend,

With a very desperate need for assistance,I have summed up courage to
contact you.I am presently in Afghanistan with the USA marine platoon;I
found your contact particulars in an Address journal.I am seeking your
assistance to evacuate the sum of $900,000.00(Nine hundred thousand
dollars)to you,as far as I can be assured that it will be safe in your
care until I complete my service here.This is no stolen money,and there
are no dangers involved.

SOURCE OF MONEY:

Some money in various currencies was discovered concealed in barrels with
piles of weapons and ammunitions at a location during a rescue
operation,and it was agreed by all party present that the money be shared
amongst us,this was quite an illegal thing to do,but I tell you what? No
compensation can make up for the risks we havetaken with our lives in this
hell hole.

The above figure was given to me as my share,and to conceal this kind of
money became a problem for me,so with the help of a German contact working
here,and his office enjoys some immunity,I was able to get the package out
to a safe location entirely out of trouble spot.He does notknow the real
contents of the package,and believes that it belongs to an American who
died in an air raid,and before giving up,trusted me to hand over the
package to his family.

There is a secured way of getting the package out to a safer country for
you to pick up,and i will discuss this with you when I am sure that you
are willing to assist me.One passionate appeal I will make to you is not
to discuss this matter with a third party,should you have reasons to
reject this offer.please destroy this mail as any leakage of this
information will be too bad for us.

I do not know for how long we will remain here but hopefully before the
year runs out,I have survived 2 suicide bomb attacks by the special grace
of God,this and other reasons I will mention later has prompted me to
reach out for help.

Respectfully,
Capt John Nielsen
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Yippee! The Board of International Monetary Fund/Worldbank are hereby notify you of your payment funds of $900.000,00USD!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 12-16-2009

I love this one. No big explanation. No secret bank account. No dead people with no next of kin. We just have a butt load of cash to give you for no particular reason, so come and get it! So I ask them why I’m receiving this money. Their answer is not too convincing.

ATTENTION,

NOTE THAT WE HAVE DECIDED TO PAY YOU YOUR MONISE THROUGH  MONEY GRAM URGENT
REMMITTING OFFICE SINCE YOU WAS UNABLE TO RECEIEVE YOUR MONEY THROUGH WESTERN
UNION DUE TO THEIR MANAGEMENT BUT NOW WE HAVE SENT YOUR FULL COMPENSATION
PAYMENT OF $1.500.000.00USD TO YOU THROUGH MONEY GRAM, YOU WILL BE
RECEIVING 10.000.00USD PER DAY, BUT I WANT YOU TO CONTACT THE MANAGEMENT IN
MONEY GRAM RIGHT NOW  AND ASK HIM FOR YOUR   FIRST PAYMENT .HIS NAME IS
DrJohnson Muck ASK HIM TO GIVE YOU THE MONEY GRAM PAYMENT INFORMATION SO
THAT YOU CAN BE ABLE TO PICK UP YOUR FUNDS THROUGH MONEY GRAM WITHOUT ANY
PROBLEM. HIS EMAIL ADRESS IS (moneygarm75@sify.com)
AND CONTACT HIM WITH YOUR FULL INFORMATION.
Your name...................
Country.....................
Phone no......................
Address/city................
Age/sex....................CALL OR EMAIL HIM NOW SO THAT HE
CAN PROVIDE THE MONEY GRAM INFORMATION TO YOU AS URGENT AS YOU CAN.
THANKS AND GOD BLESSING U

MrJames Mark  Attn Beneficiary; 

The Board of International Monetary Fund/Worldbank are hereby notify
you of your payment funds of $900.000,00USD after the meeting held on
25TH of september 2009. with His Excellence the PRESIDENT OF REPUBLIC
DU BENIN (DR YAYI BONI) has Instructed Western Union money transfer to
send your funds through western union money transfer to enable you
receive your funds without further delay.

You are required to send your name and address to WESTERN UNION MONEY
TRANSFER OFFICE BENIN REPUBLIC. The maximium amount you will be receiving
daily starting from today is $4500,00USD) and the MTCN NO# will be sent
along with the Text Questions & Answers for you to receive your fund through
any Western Union Location in your Country.

Send your information to DR PETER MOORE of western union money
transfer in Cotonou Benin Republic.
Beneficiary name--------------
Country-----------------------
City--------------------------
Tel---------------------------
Test question-----------------
Answer------------------------
sex___________________________
age___________________________
ID____________________________ 

For further procedure Contact the western union money transfer payment officer
with the information below;

Attention; DR PETER MOORE.
Western Union Money Transfer
Tel;+229-98-65-81-03
Email;(wesunionbenin30@sify.com ) 

We have protected your fund of $900.000,00USD with insurance hard cover,
Western union will not divert your money or take some money from your
fund and the transfer charges of $185 for first transfer of $4500,00USD
will be paid by you to western Union office to enable them transfer your money. 

They will start sending you $4500,00USD per day, Try to fill the Above
Informations where they will be sending you your money and do let me
know immediately you get your fund for us to share the joy together.

Best regards
Yours in service
Barrister Jerry EZE
World Bank Auditor
Contact Western Union Vital Finance For Your Fund
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

My Response using my Sam Malone alias.

Dear Dr. Johnson,

I don’t recall being owed this sum of money. Could you please explain how I missed this payment. $1,5000,000 is a lot of money and I of course don’t want to miss this opportunity,

Yours in Christ,

Sam Malone

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Their Response. Look at that animated gif for Habitat for Humanity. This is obviously legit. How could you fake something as sophisticated as that? Though there explanation for the money is pretty piss poor.

img_marketpagelogo
img_globalgiving
FORIGN OPERATION MANAGER MONEY  GRAM INT'L.
OFFICE BENIN REPUBLIC
LOCATION. RUE BPH141 KINGSTON AVENUE COTONOU BENIN.
TEL:+229-98658103
REF: MT89TQ CONTACT: Email: ( moneygarm75@sify.com )
ATTN: Sam Malone
I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR YOUR RESPOND,AND I WANT TO USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO TELL YOU AGAIN THAT HERE IS BENIN REPUBLIC NOT LAGOS,LAGOS IS NIGERIA AND SO MAYBE YOU MADE A MISTAKE BY SENDING MONEY TO THEM WHY YOUR FUND IS HERE IN OUR COSTUDY IN BENIN REPUBLIC. LISTEN I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT THERE IS NO WAY WE CAN SEND THE REFERENCE NUMBER WITHOUT THE RECOMFIRM  OF YOUR PAYMENT FILE APPROVAL FROM THE FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE AND COMMENCE SO I WILL ADVISE YOU TO TRY AND SEND THE MONEY TODAY SO  YOUR FILE WILL RECOMFIRM  AND THE REFERENCE NUMBER WILL BE SENT TO YOU WITH IMMEDIATE AFFAIR AND I WANT TO ASSURE THAT THIS TIME YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOOSE IF YOU SEND THE $150. AND YOUR REFERENCE NUMBER DID NOT SENT TO YOU WITHIN 24 HOURS I WILL SEND BACK YOU $150.
SO YOU ARE ADVISE TO USE THIS INFORMATION AND THE $150 FOR THE RECOMFIRMING OF YOUR FILE THROUGH ANY MONEY GRAM OFFICE AROUND
RECEIVER'S NAME.......................... ......OGBUAGU FELIX
COUNTRY....................... .............BENIN REPUBLIC
CITY.......................... .............................. ...COUTONU
TEST QUESTION...................... .................AA
ANWER......................... ................BB
AMOUNT........................ .............$150
TRY TO GET BACK TO US WITH THE PAYMENT INFORMATION TO ENABLE US PICK IT UP AND RECOMFIRM YOUR PAYMENT FILL TO ENABLE US PROCEED WITH THE TRANSFER WITHOUT ANY FURTHER DELAY
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Dude, I Won Twice in the Asia Lottery Email Award 2009!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 12-16-2009

Dude, I won twice in one month! One on the December 7th drawing and one on the 10th drawing. Same amount, same winning number, but two different contests held on two different days. What are the odds? I’m like “crazy lucky guy” or something!

Asia Lottery Email Award 2009
No.19/21B, Jln Ampang Razak,
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia 56000.

YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS WON THIS YEAR ASIAN MILLION LOTTERY.
Sir/Madam,
We wish to congratulate you over your email success in our computer balloting held on 10th December 2009. This is a Millennium Scientific Computer Game in which email addresses were used. It is a promotional  program aimed at encouraging internet users;therefore you do not need to buy ticket to enter for it. You have been approved for the star prize of US$667:545:00 (Six Hundred And Sixty Seven Thousand,Five Hundred  And Fourty Five United States Dollars Only).To claim your winning prize you are to contact the appointed claim agent as soon as possible for the immediate release of your winnings with the following informations below:

Your Full Names…………………………
Home And Office Telephone Numbers………..
Mobile Telephone Number………………..
Fax Number……………………………
Winning email address………………..
Contact Home/Office Address………….

Mr.Craig Emerson
ISO Hitec Security,
No. 365-1, 1st Floor,
Batu 2 1/2, Jalan Ipoh,
51200,Kuala Lumpur,
Malaysia.
Company Email:infoisohitec@mcom.com

Ref No: AS/09/17/54/009/KL Batch No: SLTO/7913/KL/AS
Lucky No: 06-114-010963
Serial No:  KLUOTI/831671 The Validity period of the winnings is for 20 working days hence you are expected to make your claims immediately, any  claim not made before this date will be returned to the MINISTRY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS OF MALAYSIA .

Note:You are advised to keep this winning very confidential until you receive your lump prize in your account or optional cheque issuance to you,This is a protective measure put in place to avoid people applying for your winnig fund,as we have had cases like this before.

Best Regards,
Fatimah Binti Usman,
(Program Assistant).

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AND THE OTHER WINNER….

ASIA COMPUTER BALLOT EMAIL AWARD 2009.
*************************************

We are happy to inform you that your email address have emerged a winner of
$667:545:00 (Six Hundred And Sixty Seven Thousand,Five Hundred And Forty Five
United States Dollars Only)in this Asian email computer ballot sweepstakes
promotions held on 7th December,2009.to file for your claims, please contact the
claim Fiduciary Company with your full name,country of origin,contact telephone
and fax numbers via information below.
**************************************************

Mr.Craig Emerson
ISO Hitec Security,
No. 365-1, 1st Floor,
Batu 2 1/2, Jalan Ipoh,
51200,Kuala Lumpur,
Malaysia.
Email:infoisohitecs@mcom.com
**************************************************
Remember to quote these numbers in your correspondence to your claims agent
**************************************************

Ref No: AS/09/17/54/009/KL
Batch No: SLTO/7913/KL/AS
Lucky No: 06-114-010963
Serial No:  KLUOTI/831671

Yours sincerely

Sandy Ashford Usman,
(Program Assistant).

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This message was sent using IMP, the Internet Messaging Program.

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I write to seek your indulgence and assistance in transferring this fund to your country through legal means…

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 12-09-2009

Yep, just another 15 million lying around in some dormant account that strangely enough doesn’t belong to anyone. Even my $100 balance at the credit union, that I only set up so I could get a car loan, still has my name on it. I had to show ID and proof of address and everything. My favorite part about these scams is the whole “this will be done legally” part. Like, how the fuck could this ever be legal?

Greetings, 

I have interest of investing in your country as well as seek your services
in a private and confidential matter. I am a senior Auditor heading
computing department here in our bank. 

On my routine inspection I discovered a dormant account that does not
belong to anybody with a Balance of 15 Million Pounds(GBP).
I write to seek your indulgence and assistance in transferring this
fund to your country through legal means. I am proposing to make this
transfer to a designated bank account of your choice in your country
for investment. At the conclusion of this transaction, you will be
given 40% of the total amount, 60% will be for me. 

Call me immediately you get this message +447955133543.

Let me know if you can handle it. 

Regards 

Mr. David Brown
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Saddam Hussein, $20 Million US Dollars, and a Secret Plan…

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 12-09-2009

Dude, totally safe. An Iraqi citizen and a US soldier steal $20 million of Saddam Hussein’s money from his mansion and need my help to move it to the US. No problem!

From Sgt Herman Hansley
Camp MXP-512 Third Infantry Division
UnitT.I.D.U,
Abul Uruj, Baghdad, Iraq.

I am Herman R Hansley, a native of Iraq.  I am a Military Contractor with the
America troop currently serving in the third infantry division Unit in Iraq.

I am currently on duty break. My partner Darren D. Braswell,36, of
Riverdale, Ga.,died Jan. 7th near TalAfar, Iraq, when the UH-60 Blackhawk
helicopter in which hewas a Passenger crashed. Braswell worked For the Army
and Air Force Exchange Service,before his death We secretly moved some abandoned
cash in a mansion belonging to the former president, Saddam Hussein and
the total cash is US$20,200,000.00 Twenty Million two hundred thousand Dollars.

As I write this letter to you, these boxes are in Security Company as I 
secretly moved it out of Baghdad to safe place. 

Sir I seek your consent to help me move this money to your country location.

You do not have to be afraid of anything as no one else knows about this and
everything is safe. I would be pleased and grateful to you if you could assist
me and my late partner Darren D. Braswel in receiving this boxes for us on your
behalf as I will be heading back soon to camp in Iraq to join my colleagues.
Of course, I shall compensate you with an attractive percent of the total funds
for your role/efforts. We have limited time nowas you know that our evacuation
agreement is been negotiated by the USA and IRAQI government,
kindly get back to me immediately.

Moving the funds out of the security company is not going to be much of a problem as
arrangements are being made towards that. All I want from you is your trust,

Please get back to me with your full name
Contact phone number

Preferable without delay and let’s negotiate terms.

Your response will determine our subsequent correspondence.

You can read more on this website for more information and explanations:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm

Yours in Service.
Herman R Hansley

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Stranded at The Airport With a Box Containing $7,200,000 US Dollars.

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 12-09-2009

So a Priest, a Rabbi , and guy with a box, with $7.2 million dollars in it, are stranded at the airport because they misplaced my address….stop me if you’ve heard this one before.

Att. Benaficiary.

Am here by to inform you that your partner has paid your transferring charge of  $450.00 so the diplomat conveying your consignment box worth of $7.2million us dollar leave here two days ago and he misplace your address and he his currentely stranded at your airport, So you are advice to reconfirm your information to the Diplomat immediately to enable him deleiver your consignment box to your door step without any further  delay,

So the information to reconfirm to him is as follw:
(1)Your Full Name=============
(2)Mobile Phone Number========
(3)Current Home Address========
(4)Fax Number================
(5)Cuntry====================
(6)City======================
(7)Nearest Airport==============
(8)A Copy Of Your I D For Identification.
So contact him via his email address,

Contact person, Name Diplomat John Terry Email Address (diplomatterry@hosanna.net) So contact him to deleiver your consignment box fist thing tommorrow morning,
So get back to us immediately you contact him to make sure that your fund has getting to you, Remember the diplomat does not know the content of that consignment box is money, We registerd it as a family value to avoid hitch during the deleivery so known seconstances should you let him know the contect of that consignment box to avoid lost of your fund.

Regard
Frank Ijenwa
The Director of Fedex Courier Company Benin Republic.

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THIS IS PROUDLY SPONSORED BY “THE U.N CAMPAIGN TEAM AGAINST ONLINE SCAMS”

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 12-08-2009

There’s an old saying in Tennessee – I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee – that says, fool me once, shame on – shame on you. Fool me – you can’t get fooled again.

FALCON BANK
431 Constitution Ave,
Central Business District,
Abuja.

ATTENTION:

Take notice that based on the UNITED NATIONS government inauguration of this
committee which extended to all countries which combined with the United Nation
Anti-crime commission to alleviate and redeem the image and past wounds of our
dear citizens and foreign firms who were duped, defrauded, scammed and abandoned
by some impostors who indiscriminately use the name of God, Office of governors,
Presidency, Banks etc to slight down our dignities to international communities.

Many banks have been in bankruptcy today, Universal firms, Companies due to the
activity of these hoodlums. However, investigation have shown that these people
have dropped over 500,000 clients after collecting their money, many committed
suicide and others living by the grace of God,

Meanwhile, we have a committee whose duties are to re-commend genuine contractors,
loan bidders, next of kin (inheritance payment), foreign firms who have completed
all the U.S government normal payment requirements but abandoned due to take over
of some sacked officials who take Government papers to collect money and leave
the beneficiary half way.

In our inauguration, the government advised us that we must scrutinize all
companies, banks and Security Company for payment; we have found your full
entitlement valid among other approvals.

We also have endorsed your payment to FALCON BANK TO PAY YOU THROUGH A
DIPLOMATIC COURIER SERVICE without prejudice and will need a confirmation
of all your communication until you finally receive your money so as to
investigate more so to find out more facts on this issues, it will be well
appreciated if you can provide us some vital information on how
you have been scammed. The U.N government is using this opportunity to
compensate the entire victim who some have duped.

So you are advice to contact Mr. Crown Powell to mail to you a
certified check which can be cashed anywhere in the world and the
amount is $250,000.00 U.S.D(TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS).

CONTACT: Mr. Crown Powell
EMAIL: crownpowell001@live.com

Please fill the following form for documentations:

NAME:
YOUR HOME ADDRESS:
AGE:
OCCUPATION:
COUNTRY:
STATE:
TELEPHONE NUMBER:
SEX:

As soon as you give him the following he will mail your compensation cheque to you.
THIS IS PROUDLY SPONSORED BY "THE U.N CAMPAIGN TEAM AGAINST ONLINE SCAMS".

Thanks for your co-operations.

Yours faithfully,
Mrs. Kelly Heine.

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SPANISH HIGH COMMISSION BERENICE CONCERT SYSTEMS GOT MY BACK!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 12-08-2009

Finally some justice! I’m so glad I made the super secret list of reported scams against myself and other British/US and Malaysian citizens, etc.

SPANISH HIGH COMMISSION
BERENICE CONCERT SYSTEMS,
P. de Extremadura 153,
28011 Madrid, Spainsh

Attention:

The SPANISH HIGH COMMISSION in France, Portugal, Sweden and Germany received a report of scam against you and other British/US and Malaysian citizens, Etc. The countries of France, Portugal, Sweden, Germany, Britian and United States have recompensated you following the meeting held with the countries’ Government and various countries’ high commission for the fraudulent activities carried out by the countries’ Citizens.

Your name was among those scammed as listed by the Spain Financial Intelligent Unit (SFIU). Compensation has been issued out in Certified Bank Drafts to all the affected victims and has been already been in distribution to all the bearers. Your draft was among those that were reported undelivered as at on Friday and we wish to advise you to see to the instructions of the Committee to make sure you receive your draft immediately.

According to the number of applicants at hand, 184 Beneficiaries has been paid, half of the victims are from the France, Portugal, Sweden, Germany, Britian and United States, and we still have more 37 left to be paid the compensations of $6,500,000.00 each.

Your particulars was mentioned by one of the Syndicates who was arrested as one of their victims of the operations, you are hereby warned not to communicate or duplicate this message to him for any reason whatsoever as the Spain secret service is already on trace of the other criminals.

So keep it secret till they are all apprehended. Other victims who have not been contacted can submit their application as well for scrutiny and possible
consideration.

We advise that you do the needful to make sure the SFIU dispatches your Draft on Friday.

You are assured of the safety of your draft and availability. Be advised that you should stop further contacts with all the fake lawyers and security companies who in collaboration scammed you. Get back to me immediately through my assistant Dr.Thomas Cook(ttoocks4@gmail.com ) with your correct full details (Full Name, Contact

Address And Reachable Telephone Number) to check if the delivery date suits you.

Yours in Service,
Mrs. Brenda Gomaz

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Nigerian Scammer LOVES CAPS LOCK AND RUN ON SENTENCES THAT JUST KEEP GOING ON AND ON AND NEVER SEEM TO REALLY EXPLAIN WHAT THE FUCK HE’S TALKING ABOUT

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 12-08-2009

Whoa! Slow down there partner and ease up on the cap locks. Jesus, what a fucking spaz.

YOUR REF: NO.WH44CV

WORLD BANK GROUP AND UNITED NATION ORGANIZATION DO HEREBY GIVE THIS IRREVOCABLE APPROVAL ORDER WITH RELEASE CODE: GNC/3480/02/00 IN YOUR FAVOR FOR YOUR CONTRACT ENTITLEMENT/AWARD WINNING PAYMENT WITH THE UNITED NATION TO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT. NOW YOUR NEW PAYMENT, UNITED NATIONS APPROVAL NO;UN5685P, WHITE HOUSE APPROVED NO:WH44CV,REFERENCE NO.-35460021, ALLOCATION NO: 674632 PASSWORD NO: 339331, PIN CODE NO: 55674 AND YOUR CERTIFICATE OF MERIT PAYMENT NO : 103, RELEASED CODE NO: 0763; IMMEDIATE H.S.B.C. BANK TELEX CONFIRMATION NO: -1114433 ; SECRET CODE NO: XXTN013, HAVING RECEIVED THESE VITAL PAYMENT NUMBER,THEREFORE YOU ARE QUALIFIED NOW TO RECEIVED AND CONFIRM YOUR PAYMENT WITH THE UNITED NATION IMMEDIATELY WITHIN THE NEXT 72HRS.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, YOU ARE REQUIRED TO DEAL AND COMMUNICATE ONLY WITH DR. DALLAS LEE WILLIAMS, REGIONAL DIRECTOR OF H.S.B.C BANK UNITED KINGDOM LONDON, WITH THE HELP OF OUR MONITORY TEAM FROM THE H.S.B.C BANK OF NEW YORK WHICH IS OUR OFFICIAL REMITTING BANK. COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT MATTERS IN UNITED NATION HAS LOOK UP TO MAKE SURE YOU RECEIVE YOUR FUND VALUED $11.3M. SO CONTACT: DR. DALLAS LEE WILLIAMS, ON HIS CONTACT INFORMATION, REGIONAL DIRECTOR
H.S.B.C BANK UNITED KINGDOM LONDON, TELEPHONE NO: +44 702 408 7552, FAX NUMBER: +44 871 900 7585, EMAIL: dallas.lee.williams.h.s.b.c.bak@gmail.com FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE OF YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE/AWARD WINNING CLAIM. BE INFORMED THAT YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CORRESPOND WITH ANY PERSON OR OFFICE ANYMORE, YOU ARE REQUIRED TO SEND BELLOW INFORMATION FOR YOUR TRANSFER.

1) YOUR FULL NAME:
2) ADDRESS, CITY, STATE AND COUNTRY:
3) PHONE, FAX AND MOBILE:
4) COMPANY NAME (IF ANY) POSITION AND ADDRESS:
5) BANK DETAILS:
6) PROFESSION, AGE AND MARITAL STATUS:
7) COPY OF YOUR INT’L PASSPORT/DRIVERS LICENSE:

NOTE: YOUR PERSONAL CONTACT/COMMUNICATION CODE WITH H.S.B.C BANK UNITED KINGDOM LONDON IS (511), YOU ARE ADVICE TO SEND YOUR FULL BANKING INFORMATION TO THE H.S.B.C BANK OF LONDON INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DIRECTOR HEADED BY DR. DALLAS LEE WILLIAMS AND MAKE SURE YOU SPEAK WITH HIM, WITH YOUR NEW PAYMENT CODE FOR THE RELEASE OF YOUR PAYMENT AND SEND HIM ALL YOUR BANKING INFORMATION NOW. CONTACT CODE (511) OFFICER: DR. DALLAS LEE WILLIAMS POSITION: REGIONAL DIRECTOR OF H.S.B.C BANK UNITED KINGDOM LONDON.

TELEPHONE OFFICE/BANK: +44 702 408 7552
CELL: +44 702 402 9711
FAX NUMBER: +44 871 900 7585
EMAIL:dallas.lee.williams.h.s.b.c.bak@gmail.com

SIR ERIC BEN JR
(CHAIRMAN COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN CONTRACT/AWARD WINING PAYMENT UNITED NATION AND USA GOVERNMENT)
PHONE: (+) 1 206 666 4012
FAX: (+) 1 206 350 4462

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Former President of South Korea Mr Park Chung Hee Totally Blows It!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 12-08-2009

Suuuure. Makes total sense. The now deceased former president of South Korea left $48,000,000 in a bank account and no one has claimed it. It’s so crazy it must be true!

From: Mr. David Joong-hyun
Seoul,South Korea.

I will introduce myself I am Mr.David Joong-hyun a Banker working in a bank in south Korea Until now I am the account officer to most of the south Korea government accounts and I have since discovered that most of the account are dormant account with alot of money in the account on further investigation I found out that one particular account belong to the former president of south Korean MR PARK CHUNG HEE,who ruled south Korean from
1963-1979 and this particular account has a deposit of $48m with no next of kin.
My proposal is that since I am the account officer and the money or the account is dormant and there is no next of kin obviously the account owner the former president of South Korea has died long time ago, that you should provide an account for the money to be transferred.
The money that is floating in the bank right now is $48m and this is what I want to transfer to your account for our mutual benefit. Please if this is okay by you I will advice that you contact me through my direct email address.
Please this transaction should be kept confidential. For your assistance as the account owner we shall share the money on equal basis.

Your reply will be appreciated.

Thank you.

David Joong-hyun

davidjoonghyun@googlemail.com

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Mr. Tsai-Yuan Lin, Director of Operations and Head Wealth Management Division of Taiwan Business Bank (TBB)

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 11-22-2009


How much money? Well, about 18 million. I guess he was to busy to check for sure. Must have wrote this email from memory.

Greetings,
It is my pleasure to contact you with all due respect as to discuss this
transaction with you; I am Mr. Tsai-Yuan Lin, Director of Operations
and Head Wealth Management Division of Taiwan Business Bank (TBB)
Taipei, Taiwan.

I have a business proposal of about $18M USD for you from my bank.
Should you be interested in working with me on this,
do indicate your interest by sending me your contact details.
I would prefer you reach me via my personal email address:

Email: mr.lintsaiy222@yahoo.com.hk

Once I hear from you, I immediately will furnish you with further details and
information on logistics of having these funds moved.

Sincerely,
Mr. Tsai-Yuan Lin

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The London Queens Postcode Lottery Rocks My World!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 11-20-2009

You gotta check out my PDF claims form. It’s hilarious how they explain how I could have possibly won anything.

Queens Postcode Lottery London

221  Borough Road, London, SE1 0AA

United Kingdom

Serial No:  QPLL/05, 12, 16, 25, 26, 27, 31/09

Draw No: 554346/LSMLUK

We congratulate you this day as you have emerged a winner in the London Queens Postcode Lottery London. See attachment for claims procedure. Thank you

Yours Sincerely,

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Announcer,

Queens Postcode Lottery London,

United Kingdom.

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Judith Foster Needs Kick-Ass Divorce Lawyer!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 11-20-2009

Dude, I like totally forgot I was a high powered divorce attorney until she reminded me. Thanks Judith!

My name is Judith Foster. I am a contacting your firm in regards to a divorce
settlement with my ex husband Paul Masato) who resides in your jurisdiction.
I am currently on assignment in Japan. We had an out of court agreement
(Collaborative Law Agreement) for him to pay $448,450.00 plus legal fees.
He has only paid me $44,000 since . I am hereby seeking your firm to assistance
in collecting the balance from him. He has agreed already to pay me the balance
but it is my belief that a Law firm like yours is needed to help me
collect payment from my ex-husband or litigate this matter if he
fails to pay as promised.

Sincerely Judith Foster

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Dude You’re Getting a Dell…and 1,628,360 British Pounds!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 11-18-2009

Dude, I’m getting a Dell! Although it is weird that even though I won, they still don’t have my contact info. Hmmm, probably should also give them bank account info as well so they can just transfer the funds directly!

Your Email has just won the sum of £ 1,628,360.00
in cash credited to a file in the just concluded
Dell Lotto International Award Programme
held 19th November 2009.
 
Your e-mail address attached to:
Ticket Number: 8603775966738
Batch: 013/05/8394369
Reference Number: UK/776090X2/23.
WINNING NUMBERS: 9, 18, 21, 24, 37, 48(BONUS.22)
WINNING DATE: 19th November 2009.
For Claims,Contact:
> """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Name: Bar.David Mark
SEND DETAILS TO:dellelectronics2009@live.com
Foreign Services Validation Officer
Tel Phone::+447035955285
SEND DETAILS TO:dellelectronics2009@live.com
> -----------------------------------------
FILL THE PAYMENT FORM BELOW.
NAME:--------------------------------
ADDRESS:--------------------
AGE:---------------------------------
SEX:---------------------------------
TEL:---------------------------------
COUNTRY:-----------------------------
OCCUPATION:--------------------------
YOUR CHOSEN PAYMENT PASSWORD:--------------------------

Thanks, Please follow instructions for claims immediately
 
Regards,
 
Prof.Xenia Capote,
Lottery Cordinator.
> ----------------------------------------------
> Material Copyright © 2009 The Dell Co. Ltd.
> ----------------------------------------------
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Mr. Will Leung Says “The Taste of The Pudding Is In The Eating!”

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 11-09-2009

Best part? This email of an “exceptional and very private nature” was sent to “undisclosed recipients”. No wait, the best part is the bastardized phrase “the taste of the pudding is in the eating” at the end.  Awesome!

Dear Friend,

It is understandable that you might be a little bit apprehensive because you do
not know me, Please forgive this unusual manner to contact you, but this
particular letter/email is of exceptional and very private nature,as by virtue
of my vantage position in Hang Seng Bank Ltd -Hong Kong i have a lucrative
business proposal of mutual interest to share with you.There is no way for me to
know whether I will be properly understood, but it is my duty to write and reach
out to you,TRUSTING that you will give this proposal a positive consideration.

I am Mr.W.Leung,the Executive Director and Head of Personal Banking of Hang Seng
Bank Limited,Hong-Kong with responsibility for the Bank’s financial services to
individual customers which cover deposits, loans, trust, private banking,
insurance and the Bank’s branch network.I will need you to assist me in executing
a business project from our bank worth US$25.5 Million.These funds were deposited
with our bank by a customer of our bank who is a national{citizen} of your
country/region,who unfortunately died in the December 2004 Asia Tsunami disaster .

For more on this natural disaster click on these links:-

http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_4530000/newsid_4537600/4537601.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4381395.stm

http://www.nytimes.com/2004/12/30/international/worldspecial4/30quake.html?
_r=1&scp=10&sq=2004%20tsunami&st=cse&oref=slogin

http://www.globalsecurity.org/eye/andaman-us.htm

The deceased account has been declared dormants since 2006 and these funds will
be confiscated/declared unserviceable and turned over to the Hong Kong government
if the deceased business associates or next-of-kin did not claim this money;since
all efforts to trace any living relative of the deceased proved abortive,i have
decided that i will have you claim this money as the deceased business associate/or
next-of-kin,since you are from the same country/region and perhaps have some
similarities in certain areas.Everything concerning this transaction shall be
LEGALLY  done without hitch,as i was the deceased account Officer and all the
relevant documents of this deposit were kept under my care.

I will in the course of this transaction sends to you all of my legal and valid
Identities{I.D},and also our bank web site,where you can see my pictures and resumes
for your reference.

Please endeavour to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this
issue,as i hope that you are a sincere,honest,matured person and above all
TRUSTWORTHY.Once the funds have been successfully transferred into your account,
we shall share it in a ratio of 30% for you,65% for me and my assocaites in the
bank and the reminder 5% to take care of contingencies.

I will prefer you reach me on my private email address below:{MrWillLeung@aim.com)
and finally after that I shall furnish you with more information about this
operation.I am counting on your anticipated co-operation for a successful and
hitch free business transaction between us,that will be mutually beneficial,
for a start oblige me these information:-

1.Your Full name{s}:-
2.Current contact address:-
3.Your present Occupation:-
4.Your age:-
5.Contact phone numbers{Office and Mobile{cell}:-
6.Your PRIVATE/CONFIDENTIAL e-mail address,if it is different.

Please if you are not interested delete this email and do not hurt me because
I am putting my career and the life of my family at stake with this  venture.
Although nothing ventured is nothing gained,as it is said,the taste of the pudding
is in the eating,do give this proposal SERIOUS AND POSITIVE CONSIDERATION,but
mindful of the fact also that it is HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL.
Your earliest response to this letter will be highly appreciated.
Kind regards,
Mr.Will.Leung
{Executive Director/Head Personal Banking}
Hang Seng Bank Limited
Hong Kong.{Asia}
www.hangseng.com
Email:-MrWillLeung@aim.com
PS:--PLEASE SEND YOUR REPLY TO US STRICTLY THROUGH THIS EMAIL ADDRESS FOR
SECURITY/PRIVACY REASONS: MrWillLeung@aim.com

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Greetings Earthling, I Am Kevin Clausey, a CITIZEN of Kentwood, Michigan, USA!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 11-09-2009

Hello Kevin, CITIZEN of Kentwood, Michigan, I am Clay, CITIZEN of Santa Cruz, California.  It is so much fun to talk as if we are aliens greeting earthlings, is it not?

I am Kevin Clausey, a CITIZEN of Kentwood 49512 MI USA ,I am in  Great Britain, the United Kingdom,and have a son Williams. I want your cooperation  for a project investment in your country. Please with me is the sum of  27.5 million Dollars which I safely deposited in a reputable Security Vault in Europe. I wish to have the whole amount transfered with your help and invested in any profitable business in your country that you will advice. You can call me or my son William.

On Tel  +44 7035948200    or
Email details: kevin.clausey@aggies.com

Thank You.
Md. Kevin Clausey,

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Introducing Patricia Wagner, The Cancer Ridden 18 Million Dollar Christian.

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 11-03-2009

I bet the Kuwaiti Embassy in the Ivory Coast is awesome since the two countries share such a strategic geographical and historical bond. But why does she need 10% for expenses. She’s going die in three months anyway. Just put it on the credit card biotch!  It’s not like they’ll be sending the collection agents to heaven to shake her down.

From: Mrs.Patricia Wagner
Email:patriciawag777@aol.com

ENDEAVOUR TO USE IT FOR THE CHILDREN OF GOD.
I am the above named person from Kuwait. I am married to Dr Shawn Wagner who
worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in
the year 2005.We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after
a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both
born again Christians. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child
outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was
alive he deposited the sum of 18Million Dollars eighteen Million United State
Dollars with one finance/security Company in Europe Presently this money is
still with the Security Company. 

Recently my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to
cancer problem. 

Though what disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I
decided to donate this Fund to church or better still a Christian individual
that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in. I want a
church that will use this fund to fund churches orphanages and widows propagating
the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained.
The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth I took
this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and
my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husband's hard
earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don't want a situation where
this money will be used in an ungodly manner.

Hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death
hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of
the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall
hold my peace. I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because
of my health and because of the presence of my husband's relatives around me
always. I don't want them to know about this development.

With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall
give you the contact of the Finance/Security Company in Europe I will also
issue you a letter of authority that will prove you as the original-
beneficiary of this Fund.. I want you and the church to always pray for me
because the lord is my shepherd. My happiness is that I lived a life of a
worthy Christian. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in
spirit and truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life.
Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for a church or
Christian individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will
act accordingly as I stated herein. 

Hoping to hearing from you soon.

I have set aside 20% for you and for your time and 10% for any expenses
if there is any.

Remain blessed in the name of the Lord.

Yours in Christ 

Mrs. Patricia Wagner 

Note: reply Email: patriciawag777@aol.com
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Most Ridiculous Nigerian Scam Ever…Well, At least This Week Anyway

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 11-02-2009

Wow, even by Nigerian scam standards this email is pretty ridiculous. I think it’s three different scams cut and pasted together. Lazy-ass Nigerians!

Subject: WINNING NOTIFICATION

Your package is worth the sum of USD $ 800,000 (eight hundred thousand U.S.
dollars) in a certified bank draft in our office is ready for delivery,
which was given to us by Miss Marissa Tonsk (Chief Consultant) of Microsoft
Corporation, your email address won in the Microsoft's online lottery 2009
on oil and gas in Nigeria.She is here in Nigeria for a three (3 )months
Surveying Project work with a consulting firm in West Africa.We are sending
you this email because your package has been registered in a Special
Order.you have to contact our Delivery Department for immediate dispatch of
your package to you at your resident address.Note that as soon as our
Delivery Team confirms the information,it just takes (two working days
(48hours) to get your package to its designated destination.

You are advised to contact ups delivery courier Please provide them with
your personal data listed below:

Full Name:
House Address:
Phone:
Occupation:
Sex:
Age:
Country:

Note that you will be responsible for the security package maintenance price
of $250,due to the fact that Ms. Marissa Tonsk only paid for your package
delivery fees.
*********************************************
Mr.Larry VAN {Head Dispatch Officer}
E-mail:company_upscourier@yahoo.co.uk

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My $1,500,000 Pile of Cash Is Just Sitting at The FedEx Express Courier Benin Branch!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 10-30-2009

Seriously, this guy cashed my 1.5 million dollar check and he just couldn’t set aside $105 for shipping the damn money. What a presumptuous lazy fuck!

Attn: Beneficiary,

I cashed the check of $1.500 000.00 Million USA Dollars due to expiry and
deposited it with FedEx Express Courier Benin Branch, so contact the Director 

DR.Julius Lockley
Email:(fedexcompan44@ibibo.com )

Tel +229 98559021

I have paid them for the delivery, the only money you will pay is $105 being the
security fee to enable them deliver the parcel to your given address.
Reconfirm your info to them and also ask the director to issue the tracking/airway
bill once you send them the fee 

(1)YOUR FULL NAME: ________
(2)HOME/OFFICE ADDRESS: ________
(3)MOBILE PHONE NUMBER: _______
(4)NAME OF YOUR NEAREST AIRPORT: _______
(5)A COPY OF YOUR IDENTIFICATION: __________ 

SHIPMENT CODE AWB 33XZS
PACKAGE REGISTERED CODE NO XGT442.
SECURITY CODE SCTC/2001DHX/567/
TRANSACTION CODE 233/CSTC/101/33028/
CERTIFICATE DEPOSIT CODE SCTC/BUN/xxiv/-78/01

Update me once you receive your package,
Regards

MR. Mariano Amezcua

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Urgent! Need Someone With Internet and E-mail Access to Set Up Chemical Fiber Factory In Either US or Canada!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Get Rich Quick Spam - Work at Home Schemes, Online Businesses and Other Scams for the Unemployed and Desperate, Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 10-30-2009

Well, they want to open up a factory in either Canada or the US. Lucky for them I just happen to be qualified to help a Chinese company set up a factory because I not only have a PC with internet access, but I am definitely over 21 years of age. Boy, if this email had landed into the wrong hands, they could have totally screwed up their entry into the North American market!

Would you like to work with us and help set up and run our factory we want to establish in either USA and CANADA? We are glad to offer you a job position in our company, NANTONG WANLIDA CO.,LTD.
We permanently need someone to be our partner and help set up our factory, operate the factory on our behalf, employ staffs and find market for our products.
This is in view of our not having an office presently in the United States/ Canada and also THE FACT THAT WE WANT TO COME INTO THE MARKET. We are experts in the sale Footwear materials, Chemical fiber, Aluminum foil composite products.
*** REQUIREMENTS ***
(1)Honesty, Responsibility and Promptness in operations: (2)PC with Internet and e-mail access: (3)We don’t work with persons under 21 (4)Ability of a good employee relationship.(5) Obey and follow our instructions.
YOUR ROLES ARE:
(1)Setting up of our factory in either USA or CANADA, (2)Contact our financier, (3)Operate/Run the Factory, (4)Employ workers for the factory, (5) Find Market for our products.
——————————————-
Please contact us for more information via email below with the below information filled out:
Full Names, Occupation, Age,Phone, Physical Address, Email, Country and Scanned ID.
——————————————-
PLEASE CONTACT:
Mr Chung Lee
Email:chungleenantong@msn.com
Manager
(86) (281 989 676)
NANTONG WANLIDA CO
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The United Nations Will Hook You Up Dude!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 10-29-2009

This is just too precious. Been scammed by the Nigerians? We can help, just give us all your personal information and we’ll compensate you! Pity the fool who get’s suckered twice.

11/09/2009

How are you doing today? Hope all is well with you and family?
You may not understand why this mail came to you. We have been
having a meeting for the past Two months which ended three days ago
with the former secretary to the UNITED NATIONS in the person of
Mr. Kofi Anna.

This email is to all the people that have been scammed or extorted
money from because of your contract payment execution in any part of
the world, the UNITED NATIONS have agreed to compensate them with
the sum of US$250,000.00 This includes every foreign contractors that
may have not received their contract sum, and people that have had
an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed
due to Government problems or irregularities etc.

We found your name in our list and that is why we are contacting you,
these have been agreed upon and have been signed by the United Nations
Board of Directors and Trustees.

You have to contact Mr. Jim Ovia, our payment agent in West Africa,
as he is our UNITED NATIONS representative in West Africa, contact
him immediately for your International Bank Draft of US$250,000.00
This funds are in a Bank Draft for security purpose. He will send it
to you and you can clear it in any bank of your choice.
Therefore, you should send him your full Names and telephone
numbers/your correct mailing address where you want him to send the
Draft to you and tell him your file Reference below CR ALERT 77611
Contact Mr. Jim Ovia immediately for your Draft.

Person to Contact: Mr. Jim Ovia
Email: jovia333@gmail.com
Direct Line:+234-803-335-3383

Give him your file CR ALERT 77611 and you are free to contact him
via telephone number which he will provide to you upon the receipt
of your email. 

Thanks and God bless you and your family. Hoping to hear from you
as soon as you cash your Bank Draft.

making the world a better place for the sake of humanity. 

Regards,
Dr. Ban Ki-Moon.
UN SECRETARY GENERAL
(UNITED NATIONS)

Payment Alert-CR ALERT 77611

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Save Me Super Duper Christian Man!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 10-26-2009

So a Rabbi, a Priest and  a Decon walk into to a bar. The Decon asks the bartender “where can I find an honest Christian to share in the inheritance of landed properties and assorted stocks and bonds!”….and then…umm…aw heck, I forgot how the rest of the joke goes.

Dear In Christ,

I am compelled by the Holy Spirit to send out an urgent message to
you.

God is a spirit, and they that worship him must worship him in
spirit and in truth. Based on this scripture, it became obvious
that I should do the right thing if I must enter into the kingdom
of God.

I am Deacon Farah Abdilahi the spiritual adviser to late Mr.Michele
Norelli, a God fearing and dedicated couple. They travelled to
New-York for their  25th wedding anniversary  but he met  death on
the August 8, 2009 during Hudson River Crash in-between New York
and New Jersey.

As his SPiritual adviser, before their death, the husband Mr.Michele
Norelli instructed me to write his WILL, because he had premonition
of his death through devine revealtion, he dedicated part of his
wealth under my care to God.

He had a lot of landed properties houses Stocks/bonds, etc.
According to his instruction. According to the WILL,Part of his
assets should be given out to a ministry for the work of God.
As their spiritual adviser, all the documents for the fund  that
were deposited with the Vault company are in my care.

As a born again Christian,and his spiritual Father entrusted with
this confidence. I have to do what is lawful and right in the sight
of God by giving out the fund to the chosen ministry for the purpose
of God's work as instructed by the owner before his death. 

After my fasting and prayers Today, I asked God to make his choice
and direct me to an honest Christian or the chosen ministry that
deserves this fund by his Grace. I then came across your address
on the Internet.I appeal to you to use the fund wisely for things
that will glorify the name of God. 

May God bless you as you make up your mind to work for God.Do get
back to me with your complete particulars so that we can proceed
in holiness.Ring me on Tel:+1-646-355-3770.

Remain Blessed.
Deacon Farah Abdilahi
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I Implore You to Exercise the Utmost Indulgence to Keep This Matter Extraordinary Confidential!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 10-26-2009

I must admit. I was a little worried about the consequences of pretending I was next of kin for this guy who, amazingly and totally coincidentally, has the same last name as me. However once I was assured that “this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that would protect you from any breach of the law” I suddenly felt fine with the whole arrangement. After all, Mr. Annil is a respected and successful lawyer, he wouldn’t  risk his reputation and career if it wasn’t completely legitimate and safe. See our email exchange below.

My name is Barrister Saf Nelson Annil, an attorney at  law chambers of
Richard Lau Associates in Abidjan, Republic Du Cote  D' Ivoire..

A deceased client of mine whose name is the same last name with you, who
herein after shall be referred to as my client, died together with
his family on December 26 -2004 as a result of Tsunami Disaster . 

I am contacting you because you have the same surname as my deceased
client and i felt that you could help me in the distribution of
funding that were left in my deceased client's bank account.
This funding  is closed to bedeclared UN-serviceable by the bank as there
were no indicated next of kin or next of beneficiary of the
funding in the bank  account.

The total amount of cash in the bank account of my deceased client
is US$8.7 Million ( Eight Million Seven Hundred Thousand United States
Dollar )only.The bank had  issued to me a notification to contact
the next of kin of my deceased client or account will be confiscated.

My proposition to you is to seek your consent, and  to present your kind
self  as the next-of-kin and beneficiary of my deceased  client, since you
have the same last name with him.This means that the proceeds of his bank
account  would be paid to you as his next of kin or the legitimate
beneficiary.  We would share the percentage on a mutually agreed-upon
60% for me and 40% to your kind self .

All the legal documents to back up the claim as my client's next-of-kin
would  be provided by me. This will be executed under a legitimate
arrangement that would protect you from any breach of the law.

If this business proposition offends your moral and ethic values,
do accept my sincere apology. I must use this opportunity to implore
you to exercise the utmost indulgence to keep this matter extraordinary
confidential, whatever your decision, while I await your prompt response.

Please contact me at (saf.anil@go.buffaloes.com) if your interested
by replying the mail or ignore it if you are not.
Best regards,
Barrister Saf Nelson Anil.

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So I though, heck why not? Let’s see how these scams work. So, using my favorite alias “Sam Malone” and a fake email address, I started the ball rolling. The “contract” is exactly as was sent, including jpg compression artifacts and the horrible purple border.

  • My resp0nses are in red.
  • Saf’s are in green .
  • Kimberly Collins are in blue.

Hello Barrister,

I’m intrigued by your offer and not at all offended. However I feel the money should be split 50/50 as I will be putting myself and my replica watch business at considerable risk.

Thanks,

and may god bless you,

Sam Malone

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Dear,Sam Malone

This is to acknowledge the receipt of your mail and the content therein was well understood, In the first place I decided to contact you on this preposition after I might have gone through your profile during my search for a reliable and trustworthy individual that will work together with me in other to actualize this dream instead of allowing it to be confiscate by the government.

As and insider of the bank,  I’m going to engage the service of a private lawyer who will process the required legal documentation to clear you as the legitimate assigned beneficiary so that the bank will certified and approve the claim without any breach of law or international banking rules.    And I will be monitoring the process personaly to ensure that there wouldn’t be lapses from our end. Therefore, be rest assured that our interest and that of the transaction will be highly protected and the transaction is 100% risk free.

Regardng the percentage I have considere your time factor and attention to recieved the fund and impersonate as next of kin due to you have the same surname ( Sam Malone )as my deceased client I am accepting to offer / split it with you 50/50 %. however we shall drawn a MOU agreement.

All i need from you is your maximum corporation and assistant to enable us achieve the dream objective.  To proceed with the arrangement,  you are required to provide me with the information,
listed below:
1. Your Full Name:
2. Contact Address:
3. Occupation/Age
4. Telephone/Fax:
As soon as that is as certain, I will then call the lawyers attention to follow up with the necessary documentation to clear you legally.

Regards,
MD/Barrister. Saf Nelson Annil

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Hello Mr Barrister,

Here is the information you need.

Sam Malone
PO Box 245 Capitola, CA 95010
Self Employed /Owner Replica Watch Business
Age: 52
Phone: 408- 404-1296 ext 531

I await to receive the MOU documents.

Thank you and I look forward to a future of financial independence.

Sam Malone

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Dear Sam Malone,

I am in receipt of your mail and the content was well understand by tomorrow I will send you contact of the lawyer to proceed immediately.

Regards,

MD/Barrister. Saf Nelson Annil.

————————————————————————————————————————————————————
Dear Sam.

Thank for your mail,You will find the attached file is the MOU which you are required to sign and return it back so I will append my signature also before binding the agreement .

I will send you the contact of the private lawyer who will engage the service of process the required legal documentation to clear you as the legitimate assigned beneficiary so that the bank will certified and approve the claim without any breach of law or international banking rules.
I request you to send me your identity.
Regards.
Atty.Saf Nelson Annil.
23 Av J.Blohorn 01 B.P.1463.

Abidjan,Cote  D’Ivoire

MUTUAL AGREEMENT_original

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Hello Saf,

Am I supposed to print his out and then sign it, then re-scan it and email it back?

Do you have a fax number?

Also, you forgot to put your name on the bottom of the agreement. The name is left blank. I’m sure you’re very busy and it was just an honest oversight. Please add your name and send me a new contract.

Thank you,

Sam Malone

————————————————————————————————————————————————————

Dear Sam Malone.

Thank for your mail and the error notification,I am resending you the MOU find the attached file is the MOU.

My fax is not functional, try scan it and send back because it is very important for our record and furture reference.I implore you to send me your identity.

Regards.
Atty.Saf Nelson Annil.
23 Av J.Blohorn 01 B.P.1463.
Abidjan,Cote  D’Ivoire.

MUTUAL AGREEMENT

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Attached is the signed contract.

Thank you,

Sam Malone

MOU MR SAM

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Attn; Sam Malone.

Thanks for your mail; attached file is the signed agreement which you & I are supposes to have copy as well. I was little busy today.

Below are the contact information’s to communicate with the the service of the private lawyer who will process the required legal documentation to clear you as the legitimate assigned beneficiary /next of kin so that the bank will certified and approve your claim without any breach of law or international banking rules.

Atty Fednand Kimberly Collins
London United Kingdom
Private Telephone Number: +447-024-017-681
Email contact; barrister.kcollins@yahoo.com

Regards.
Atty.Saf Nelson Annil.
23 Av J.Blohorn 01 B.P.1463.
Abidjan, Cote D’Ivoire.

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Attn: Sam Malone:

Thanks for your mail. I must commend you on your quick response to my instructions.

With all pleasure, I welcome our partnership/friendship and pledge that I will not fail in my part towards the success of this transaction with belief and trust of your assured assistance.

I acknowledge your business experiences and in as much as I want you to work out this transaction with me, I will always welcome your positive ideas with regards to the transaction.

I am most confident that my decision to involve you in this business will worth it. I am fully convinced that nothing will go wrong provided there is trust and understanding among us, because you have not only shown through your very short but straight to the point words of your messages that you are a priceless person but a very peculiar person too.

I will need your approval considering my bringing into our confidence a friend Attorney to further deal with you as your representative in respect of our outstanding transaction because it will be too risky for me due to my statutory position here in my country and as the deceased client. He will furnish you with all that you may require to know including the documentations that will not only prove you as the beneficiary of the money but enables you make transfer of the money legally to your designated offshore account.

I can not involve him if it is not okay by you but I am assuring you that he can be Trusted as I have known him for over 11 years as an Advocate. He is also a very principled but a gentle man with a good sense of humour who has not given me any cause to doubt or question his credibility for once.

I have made up my mind to accept your words of loyalty as my partner and of complete secrecy with total sincerity that you will never betray me in the very near future when the money hits your account. Send me your word of honour.

Very importantly, Mr. Kimberly F. Collins, the Attorney must not be aware of the details of this transaction and my involvement in the deal because such will put our interest at risk. and thus jeopardize the transaction.

Below is the contact of the Attorney.

Fedinand Kimberly Collins

London United Kingdom

Private Telephone Number: +447035979312

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Good day Saf,

I’m a little confused about the situation with your attorney friend Mr Collins. You say that you have known him for 11 years and completely trust him. Yet, you ask me to keep our arrangement a secret for him. Why should we keep this a secret? Is that not a violation of your friend’s trust? Secondly, if we are to proceed, HOW can we keep this a secret from him? How will I explain why I am contacting him? Won’t he be suspicious?

Please clarify.

I eagerly await your response.

Thank you and you have my word of honor for complete confidenciality. I just need to know how we can achieve our goals without hurting or insulting your good friend Mr Collins.

Sam Malone

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Dear Sam Malone,

Thank you for your mail.

He dosent know actually the source of fund as I and you knows all about it. His service is to ensure that the required steps are undergoing for the release of the fund,I explain him about the source of the fund this evening but he gave us a condition that after a sucessful transaction he is entitle to take 10% from the whole funds as his share and to facilitate his provision of the necessities to obtain the documentations etc,so what do you think..? I will say let us give him 5% from both side to make 10% so it will be and open and compromise deal with him.all we need is to facilitate and assist his service to get this done.

Thank you for your understodning,meanwhile contact him so we can proceed with out any delay so he will handle it perfectly as plan. I considere your reason saying [Is that not a violation of your friend’s trust?]and that was why I explain it to him,

Hope to hear from you and contact him as discussed, I try to call you but the number ring to and additional 3 telephone number, please if you have another number do provide,
His email: barristerkcollins@yahoo.com

have a pleasent day.

Regards.
Atty.Saf
Nelson Annil.
Av J.Blohorn 01 B.P.1463,
Abidjan , Cote D’Ivoire .

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Attn: Sam Malone.
I got your mail, I was unable to respond immediately because of my tight schedule in the office today.

In response to your question about Mr. Collins, I want to make it very clear to you that Mr. Collins is a colleague and a friend whom I’ve known for many years now. I am not missing words about the fact that he can be trusted but at the same time, he must not be told about the transaction due to some reasons which I am going to explain to you as we proceed. However, remember I told you ealier that the transaction must not be related to any other person now and at the completion of the transaction. So you don’t have to be confused with my mail because it was straight and simple.<

In fact I could have done this transaction alone but because of my position as the attorney to my late client, this has barred me from doing the transaction because it would eventually raise an eyebrow on my side during the time of transfer because I worked for the depositor who was my client. This is the actual reason why I require you to forward claims as the next of kin with affidavit of trust of Oath to the bank and also present a foreign account where the money will be transferred after due verification and clarification.

I hope I’ve made myself clear about the stand of Mr. Collins. I hereby advise you to contact Mr. Collins as instructed.

Regards.
Atty.Saf Nelson Annil.
23 Av J.Blohorn 01 B.P.1463.
Abidjan , Cote D’Ivoire .

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Hello Saf,

Sorry about no getting back to right away. Things were hectic at the watch factory yesterday.

Now I’m a bit confused again. I received several emails from you over the last two days. Two were about including Mr Collins in on the deal and each of us giving him 5% (total of 10%)

But in this email you say we are to keep it a secret.

Which one is it?

Please clarify and then I will contact Mr Collins.

Your friend,

Sam Malone

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Attn: Sam Malone,

Thank you for your understanding and question, You should not be confuss and I am not missing words about the fact that we should keep our privacy out of his personal knowlegde,Yes I want us to remain our confidentiality which is vital for us,
I guest on my recent mail that if we inform him he might seek for a negotiation of 5% from each side to make 10% as share but then this transaction is no longer a secracy within I and You, meanwhile secracy /privacy is important and what someone knows he has kept within his or her self is privacy, So you don’t have to be confused with my mail because it was straight and simple on this mail,Also remember I told you ealier that the transaction must not be related to any other person now and at the completion of the transact.

I want you to understandng that Mr. Collins is a colleague and a friend whom I’ve known for many years now. I am not missing words about the fact that he can be trusted but at the same time let him be contact to render the service of a lawyer.it is 100% that this transaction will sucesfully complet without him knowning any thing regarding our privacy.

I hereby advise you to contact Mr. Collins as instructed.thank you for your understanding and response.
Regards.
Atty.Saf Nelson Annil.
23 Av J.Blohorn 01 B.P.1463.
Abidjan , Cote D’Ivoire .

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Hello Saf,

I understand now. Only you and I will know of the truth.

Will contact Mr. Collins today.

Thank you

Sam Malone

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Hello Mr Collins,

I’ve been referred to you as a trusted attorney and expert to help me facilitate a transaction concerning US$8.7 Million ( Eight Million Seven Hundred Thousand United States Dollar ) that was left for me by a dear relative of mine who died in a tragic Tsunami disaster on December 26, 2004.

Attached is the contract I signed with Mr. Annil so I can assure you this is real.

Look forward to working with you,

Sam Malone

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23RD SEPTEMBER,2009
BARRISTER LORI NICKEY.
UPRIGHT CHAMBERS,
82A FARLEY RD ,
CATFORD,
SE6 2AR,
LONDON ,
UK

FOR THE ATTENTION OF MR. SAM MALONE.

Sir,
This is to acknowledge the receipt of your e-mail to UPRIGHT CHAMBERS. Upright Chambers was founded in 2000. It is an international Law firm with more than 70 Attorneys in 15 cities on two continents. The firm has offices in London, Abu Dhabi, Brussels, Paris and Singapore and has launched in Cote D’ Ivoire the first international law firm situated in Abidjan. It also has strong relationships with more than 100 preferred law firms in over 65 countries around the world.

The firm: The firm’s goals are always to exceed clients’ expectations and to provide a more attractive place to work than its competitors. An open and friendly culture, combined with a strong commitment to career development, has made the firm a magnet for quality staff. Since 2007, the firm has recruited 19 leading partners and has promoted from within.
International: The firm manages international, cross-border transactions by bringing together legal minds from around the world in ways that are tailor-made to meet individual clients’ needs. It carefully selects from a panel of preferred firms, chosen for the quality of their expertise and their commitment to client service, not on the basis of the volume of work they refer.

The firm is organized into 30 areas of legal practice within five sections: Corporate, Finance, Litigation, Public Law and Real Estate.

Gayus Sydney W Jr. is the firm’s Chairman and Managing Partner.

Before I proceed to comment on your request for our legal services, I want to thank you first for choosing our firm, Upright Chambers to represent your humble self and handle the important legal matters in the transaction, I promise not to let you down.

I thank my learned friend Mr. Nelson Saf for his referral and telling you much of me.
Firstly, I will like to know the name of the financial firm where the money is deposited, contact telephone Number and address of the financial firm. What are the names of the depositor, which year was the money deposited.

The above information is needed to proceed with our enquiries on the deposited funds and you the next of kin to the depositor. As soon as we receive the above information, we shall commence communication with the financial firm.

Observation: After carefully reading the MOU and the mail you sent to me which you stated that the money belongs to your relative, I became more confused because there is contradicting information with the standings of the MOU and your mail. Could you please throw more light on this very important issue to enable us make proper consultations with regards to the said deposited funds?

Thanks once again for considering our firm to represent you, and we promise that we will use all our expertise to serve you well.

I wait to hear from you soon.
Kimberly Collins.
For Upright Chambers.

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Mr. Nelson Saf has all this information. He handles all of my family’s business matters.

Please refer him and then get back to me.

Thank you,

Sam Malone

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23RD SEPTEMBER,2009
BARRISTER LORI NICKEY.
UPRIGHT CHAMBERS,
82A FARLEY RD ,
CATFORD,
SE6 2AR,
LONDON ,
UK
FOR THE ATTENTION OF MR. SAM MALONE.

With due respect sir,  Saf Nelson Annil didn’t contact Upright Chambers for our services and it is legally wrong to go to him for the information we require to proceed with your claims. He is a lawyer and I expect him to know this. I am not working for Nelson Saf Annil at this moment unless otherwise.

Sir as at today, you’ve not explained yourself well on the services you want us to render to you. In your first mail, you requested us to assist you claim your financial facility deposited in a firm. You also went ahead to inform us that the money belong to your relative and that you’re the next of kin to the depositor. From the MOU it was very clear that you and Mr. Saf are partners. I understand that Mr. Saf Annil owns the money which you claim to belong to your deceased relative.

I don’t know what to believe again and I sincerely implore you to come out and declare the true nature of what you’re asking us to do for you so we don’t make mistakes. The best way your attorney can represent you way is when you, our client open up to us and give us in details the true nature of his involvement in any issue or transaction.

I apologize if have misconstrue your stand in this matter.

I wait to hear from you soon.

Barr. Kimberly Collins.

For Upright Chambers.

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Ok. Here’s the deal. Saf Nelson Annil knows of this huge sum of money that is just sitting unclaimed in an account. It will soon be claimed by the government if no one claims it first.  I happen to have the same name as the deceased owner of the account. We need your help to create the necessary paperwork to free the money in my name. Saf and I are going to split the money. You can also be cut in for a 10% share or you can just bill your normal hourly rate and you’ll be compensated when the money is released.

Are you in or not?

I had explained to Saf that I didn’t think we could pull this off without you being in on the deal. My suspicions have been confirmed.

I need to know very soon if you are going to partner with us. It could be very lucrative for you. If not I have another lawyer in Canada that I think would be interested as he’s very experienced with wills and inheritance issues. He of course knows nothing of this situation at the moment.

If you are interested please get the account information from Saf and then get back to me.

Thank you,

Sam Malone

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Dear Partner Sam Malone.

I am writing you confidentailly base the last email you sent to me regarding what is going on with the processs under the chember of Collins kimberly.

I want to use this opportunity to inform you that I dont want you to futher communicate or contact barrister Kimberly Collins regarding our transaction , Please dont respond to any email from him or relating from you in concewrn of this transaction , I am personaly the cleint who know all about this fund and who is in position to come up with the accurate information which shall be use to contact the financail firm for the release of the fund.

Mean while My reason advising you npot to contact him again is because this transaction  look complicative with him and I dont want any thig that will cause problem at the end of this deal. I am advising that  I personaly will use my time and every ability to proceed with the whole process to make sure that the fund is release after approval. Please do not give him reason why you are not contacting him any longer or if you eventualy recieveand email from him asking that he has not hear from you please ignore it let work with our confidentails and have our personaly privacy to conclude this transaction. I have because of this transaction make up my time and believe that by next week from monday till the weekends we shall cometo the end of the conclusion of this transction and will confidentails within I and YOU.

Call me on this telephone number and by monday I will proceed with the necessary steps.
I hope you undrstand my mail content. ?let i and you personaly work our intention and conclude this deal privatly since I can handle  the very responsibles areas that may needed.

Saf nelson Annil.
Tel: 447035948200  call me.

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Sounds excellent.

When you have the details let me know right away.

Thanks.

Sam Malone

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Goodday Sam.

Considering the delay so far in this transaction,I made and enquiries through a financial consultant and he made me to uderstand that he can assist to secure the funds through direct contact .He said that the best means to convey this funds is by courrier to the delivery destination.

This can be done within few days and you shall be expected to go for the pick up .
Kindly comment on this.

Regards.
Saf Nelson Annil.

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Dear Sam.

How are you doing today hope all is going well with you. sequel to me last reply I have detailed you about the information and havent yet hear from you. Get back to me urgently.

Saf Nelson Annil.
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Most definitely.

It’s just been crazy at the factory and my business partner is acting a bit weird. I think he’s been spying on my email.

He sometimes interferes in things that are none of his business.

I’ll write soon.

Thanks for your patience.

Sam Malone

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Dear Sam.

I was out of city and couldnt have access to my email, Please could you provide me a valid telephone number? I was trying to communicat you on the previous telephone number you gave me and it wasnt able to connect you, I will need a mobile number for communication.

Saf Nelson Annil.

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Thank you for your prompt response Sam,kindly give me your direct mobile number  or etc to reach you with the update tomorow. As you can see that this Phone: 408- 404-1296 ext 531 is not able to ring convinently.

Regards.
Saf  N.Annil.

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Dear Sam.

How ar you today,Just as I explianed,I was able to discussed with the financial consultant Dr .David Martins and he assured that this consignment could be convey to Canada soonest without delay with his contact through a courrier comapny.

This is said that we can consult a courrier company that can ship this consignment to Canada and his contract will stop at that. As the case maybe,I shall confide in you to take care of the consignemt as soon as it arrive to Canada since you are going to be present to claim it, however I was made to understand that I am going to pay for the shipment of the consignment ,why I am confiding in you to claer and claim the consignment.

I have also applied for the shipment but to conclude tomorrow with the company through  Dr Martins.

Please Sir I will get back to you tomorrow and comment on this.

Saf Nelson.Annil.

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Dear Sam Malone.

Base on our agreement,I wish to inform you that I have arrenge for the shipment of the funds on monday to Canada.You shall be contacted by the shipping company for shipping confirmation.

However the telephone number you gave me as your direct number is not active or valid,kinly send me your direct telephone number to reach you and also to pass unto the courrier company of any urgent notice.

Regards

Saf N Annil.

At this point I just got bored with the whole thing and stopped responding. But you get the gist of it. Everything is urgent and confidential. Lots of missteps to keep you off balance so you always feel the whole deal could be blown at any moment. Blah, blah, blah.

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Update 11-02-09

Out of the blue I get one more email from Saf. His spelling has just turned to shit. Very disappointed. I’m clearly not a priority mark anymore. Poor overworked scumbag. Maybe his boss will chop off his hand and feed it to the dogs for not making his quota.

Dear Sam.
I am jsut back  from the Canaad and just check mail now, what is going on? I will call you probabely tomorow if I am free  also regarding the investment and funds I want to convey it to you to USA and I will like us to know the applicaeble way  which will be more better for you legaly to move the funds?.Also I will meet the security vault official to discuss more, howeber I have few question whiich I will like to ask on my next mail.
Thank you.
Saf Annil.
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Update 11-16-09

Wait it gets better. Just received this from Saf. Guess he wants to report me to some imaginary organization for smearing his good name. I suppose first he needs figure out that Sam is an alias.
Then again, his name is fake also, so I guess we’ll break out the Monopoly money and pay our imaginary lawyers to fight this out in lal-la land.

Mr Sam.

It is certian we attempt to make a deal which eventualy you couldnt make up your potentials to proceed with me legaly and confidently,We discussed over this and if it didnt cme to your better understanding you simply let me know I will understnd easier, Because of scam chronicles, we initiated a service of a lawyer who was my friend and i told you we dont need to expose every thing to his better understnding with reason because

1. if he knows he will bill me high which I will pay him for the kick start fee  before he proceed,

2.As i told you he will also like to initiate a cogition agreement which will lead us to make him a share member of this fund after been cleared,

3.This transaction never request you to pay any money if you feel or think was funy/scam,An it was certain that I am financiable to facilitate this deal till you confirm the fund via bank wire trsanfer or courier delivery depending on our choice of arrengment you wish to ,because all I was doing was under consultation and ideas to legimatly trsact this funds as intended. But it come to my notice that you post this communication as spam-diary.

I can decide to make and entry to the international CTU or the responsible board and charge you for allege or devasting my name with no extradictory evidence because I am not a scamer or etc, But I considere the source of the funds and decide to forfit it.Ok if this sound to you like a spam have you recieved or check o google about this deal? or some one post acomment about my name? Imade to your knowledge how I first decide to cantact you.

Why I decide to contact you and wish to invest in USAwas because of the economy problem base on economist analyts which indicate that every invstment made now in USA will surely  grow up with good dividend once the USA economy grow-up to it normal standard and this was the reason why I buy the economist idea and decide to seek for USA partner and since I feel your inability I quit writing you because you wasnt certisfied or OK to proceed.

Thank you
Saf N.Annil.

A quick reply

Yes, report me to the CTU for smearing your good name. I look forward to my day in court. I’ve been working closely with the FBI and they know all about you as they’ve been tracking you for some time.

The just picked up Kimberly Collins in the UK and are preparing him for extradition to the US. Apparently he’s cooperating and prepared to testify against you.

Good luck.

Sam Malone

Then a follow up email
You know that last email about the FBI was a joke don’t you?

You’re not in any trouble.

I just don’t want to get rich so easily. I want to earn it the old fashioned way with lots of hard work.

Good Luck.

Sam Malone

Then the reply from Saf.

Sam,

It seems we are making jokes at this point useing FBI to harrase individual,Well I am not affriad of an one or any board even if FBI visit my house remember you have my residential contact address which was applied on our agreement,What I am saying right now b4 48hours is to remove my name on the spam dairy before we start having challenge,I have a british citizenship permit the dont telorate names on internet on such case.I can just go and upload your details on internet because it never make sense,…..

Kindly remove my name from that site  also making investment in such form dose not mean that you are geting rich so quick or easily , investment is refere herein as business made for future dividend,a proverb say:- we dont work hard to be rich we work smart to be rich and let me know your outstanding regarding these.

Saf.

Then another one a couple of days later.

Sam It seems you insist not to clean that stupid you did with my name on website , I am given you 48hours, If I check and seee it online again I will make sure I put your name in all america news link including google news , yahoo news, hotmail news,  and deal with you in a very difereent way seriously.

see what will happen if you fail

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Morgan Freedman, Uh, I Mean Moran Freeman Feels My Pain!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 10-14-2009

Moran Freeman totally understands me. He too gets lots of spam for African scammers. Gosh, no one’s safe from these criminals!

Good Day, 

I hereby present a letter of partnership transaction between you
and my client Mr. Thaksin Shinawatra, Former Thailand Prime Minister,
who went on exile for allege assassination and accusation levy
against him. He gave me the mandate to contact you on this
transaction/deal in other to move part of his funds he deposited
with a security firm/company in Europe which will be reveal on this
project as we move further in knowing our selves as a business
partners.

I am Barrister Morgan, of Morgan Chambers & Associate United Kingdom
who is the legal commissioner to this transaction, and Attorney at
law to my client thereon Mr. Thaksin Shinawatra the fund owner. 

See the web link for more details:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/thailand/2540164/Arrest-warrants-
issued-for-Man-City-owner-Thaksin-Shinawatra.html

Despite the ongoing fraudulent news going on through the internet
and such similar emails from people who claim what they are not
really into, and I do receive such JUNK/BULK/SCAM/ email from
Africa People stating deference category of things. I only use this
medium to reach your desk those not mean it part of those email
hereon. I am not agitating for otherwise here, what I really need
to know about you is your loyalty and trustworthy on this project
and also your readiness to move this fund under your custody for
further investment between both parties. 

Perhaps communication can be served in different medium and I have
chosen these as one of the growing and fastest way to reach you,
and also note that if it may draw physical attention then we
will have to meet one on one to savage the situation to success. 

For Further details of this opportunity, send/post your responds
to my information morganf@aol.it
or call +44 704 571 1918 do have a lovely day ahead and God bless.

Thanks for your co-operation on this matter!

Yours Sincerely,

Barrister Morgan Freeman
Morgan Chambers & Ass.
Suite 304 Queens Drive
London, M3R J1H
United Kingdom.
Tel: +44 704 571 1918
E-Mail:  morganf@aol.it 

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United States Postal Inspection Service Is Like Totally Magical!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 10-14-2009

Wow! They can scan a parcel and not only detect the presence of an ATM card, but it can read the amount on it. I guess I’ll just overlook that it would have to be a gift card and not an ATM card to be able to contain an “amount” and that DHL is a private carrier totally unrelated to the USPS. After all, this IS the United States Postal Inspection Service, so it must be true!

UNITED STATES POSTAL INSPECTION SERVICE,
PO BOX 555, NEW YORK NY 10116-0555
EMAIL: sm.11@sify.com

This is to notify you that we have intercepted your parcel from Europe that DHL
COURIER SERVICE is making the delivery and we have stopped the delivery process
for some security reasons stated below:

1.  Our scanning system has detected that your parcel contains a confirmable
ATM CARD to the tune of 1,500,000.00 USD.

2.  Such ATM CARD coming from Europe must be verify by the POSTAL INSPECTION
SERVICE which we have directed our inspection team to proceed with the verification
to ascertain the authenticity of the ATM CARD and now after all the verification
on the Parcel/ATM CARD, having contacted the issuing institution who made it known
to our office that the ATM CARD is a Genuine one and Not ILLEGALLY ACQUIRED.
We have also forwarded the Serial Number of the ATM CARD to the United States,
Treasury Department and they confirmed that the CARD is Authentic and ready
to be cashed at any ATM MACHINES.

Also for the Delivery of the Parcel to continue, you are in obligation to obtain
, a Duly Sworn Affidavit from Spanish High Court which will back up the Origin
of Fund. This is in line with the Anti-Terrorist Campaign which the USA Government
has embarked on recently to protect our Territory from future attacks.
You should therefore contact the sender of the ATM CARD or the
DHL Courier Agent in Spain to get the Sworn Affidavit for you while we wait
to receive from you the Affidavit File Number to enable us to forward your
ATM CARD to your address. Below is his contact information.
Note that the cost of the Affidavit is 89 dollars and do not hesitate to
remit the amount to him with your full name and valid contact phone number again.

Name: Raymond Carter
Email: raymondcarter2@sify.com
Tel:  +34 672861779  +34 672861779 

We shall then forward the ATM CARD to you and you will be sure of a genuine
ATM CARD that is coming to you.  We are doing this for your interest considering
the rate which fraudulent and stolen checks/ATM CARD are been sent to our innocent
citizen that most times put them in problem. Always send your correspondence
to our secure email: sm.11@sify.com
Once again send your correspondence to our secured mail just to let us know
what is going on.your urgent action on this notice will be appreciated

Mr Simon Muller
Chief Postal Inspector
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Improve Your Standard of Living With This Totally Awesome $650,500 United Nations Grant

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 10-08-2009

I had no idea the UN had so much money to toss around to random people on email lists. But hey, who am I to turn down this kind of cash!

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numbers and fill the verification form below,to enable him verify your
claims.

1.FULL NAMES OF DONATION BENEFICIARY:..................
2.RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS:........................
3.DATE AND PLACE OF BIRTH:.........................
4.WINNING EMAIL:...........................
5.PHONE/FAX NUMBERS:............................
6.NAME AND ADDRESS OF NEXT OF KIN:..............
7.SEX:....................
8.OCCUPATION:...................
9.MARITAL STATUS:..................
10.COUNTRY:..................
11NATIONALITY:..........
Do contact our payment office immediately with the informations below.

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Payment Officer:Dr.James Young
Phone Number:+60103613172
Email: department00081@gmail.com
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Regards,
Mr Ban Ki-moon.
(UNITED NATIONS SECRETARY GENERAL
MALAYSIA GAMING HOUSE

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Doh! Totally Forgot About My EUROMILLION Promotional Award Winnings!

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Shit, I totally forgot about this one. I must have misplaced the original notification. How totally embarrassing!

Subject: Reminder

OUR REF: NL/WW/9039/43119
YOUR REF: VJL/TR/00765T5 43                                               

ATTENTION TO THE OWNER OF THIS EMAIL ADDRESS 

Winner in the 2nd category of our DELOTTO free Net Lottery
Promotional award draws held  in December 2008. 

I am writing in respect to your  lotto winning prize of ONE MILLION, EUROS
(1,000,000.00 euros) which you won through the email ballot draws in the
EUROMILLION Promotional Award in December 2008 in the second category prize
winnings category.

We wish to inform you that your total prize money Of 1. 000,000.00 Euros
has remained unpaid by our treasury
and credit office after the initial letter to your address for your
payment was not successful.

You are hereby requested to contact  your Syndicate claims process agent
and immediately update your
claims process for your payment.

Mr.Martin Rodick
Foreign Service Claims Agent
EMAIL: netherlandslotto86@yahoo.com.hk

You are adviced to provide the following informations:
1. Name in full,
2. Address,
3. Nationality,
4. Age,
5. Occupation,
6. Phone/Fax 

Accept our felicitations!
Signed: Mrs.Rogers Valerie Sage
For: Manager.(Events,Draws and Promotion).

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