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She’s naked in case you missed that bit of information.

That’s spelled N A K E D.

Seriously, if this appeals to you, if you think she is really talking to you and you’re going to go on a hot date with her and her friend, please save your web cam subscription and use it for therapy instead. Your future wife will thank you.

The link takes you to a cock tease video where they insert your hometown based upon your IP address. Too funny.

Hello, my name is Heather, I am a very pretty 23 year old brunette with a
very sexy body, and I have a sexually explicit surprise for you today!
In fact, if you would like to see me get naked for you,
then you will love this surprise.

Go here to see me get totally naked for you right now

http://clocusca.com/tr.php?137217+sam@5minutepro.com

And after I get naked for you, I am going to invite you to go
on a date with one of my HOT and sexy friends! You just have
to be 18 years or older!

I have a really sexy body, and I can't wait for you to see me naked!

So here is the deal, I am going to get naked for you, right now, and
on top of that, I am going to get you a dating site membership,
and you do not have to pay for it! With this dating site membership
you will be able to meet and date some beautiful women!

Go HERE if you want to see Heather get naked and date her friends

http://clocusca.com/tr.php?137217+sam@5minutepro.com

XOXOXO,

Heather

P.S.

I hope you like my body, I work out 3 times a day
to get it to look this good!

Juliet’s got some eclectic tastes. But as she says “the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life” – which also seems to include inter species dating with humanoid spam.

HI
My name is Juliet ,i saw your profile today in (www.spamdiary.com)
and became intrested in you,i will also like to know you more,and i want you to send an email to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am.
Here is my email address (julietarnauld@yahoo.com)
I believe we can move from here!
I am waiting for your mail to my email address above..
(Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life) yours
in love Juliet

Oh yeah. And you knows how I just love the ladies!

Subject: You have got new message(dating)

Dear member of our D a t i n g site!

You have 7 unread messages from ladies.

Please, check them HERE

Best wishes to you,
Olga
administrator

These spams are a dime a dozen (and that’s a generous valuation, it’s actually closer to three cents) but this series I keep getting is  hilarious. She wants an honest guy but starts off with using a hijacked email account. Shame on you girl(s)!

From: volumevlv2@restaurantgirl.com
Subject: your profile clay

How are you ?

I wanted to tell you that, i just saw your profile online and i seriously think
i would like to know about you

I will give you some information about me that i am a very loving girl and i only
want to have a guy who is very honest.

if youy want my picture or facebook id so we can start knowing each
other please writre me back at
you can only mail me back on this

sonhandlerokpv@hotmail.com

———————–

From: braziersjez99@rottenmedia.com
Subject: your profile clay

Hello

I just saw your profile picture, is it possible we get to know more about each other?
I will tell you something about me, i am 23 years old and im a very loving,
caring and honest girl
please mail so i can send you my pictures, you can mail me direct at my id
just write me back at latonyahuffinetsuw@hotmail.com

——-

From: earlbt@rh-law.com
Subject: your profile clay

Sup?

I wanted to tell you that, i just saw your profile online and i seriously think
i would like to know about you
I will give you some information about me that i am a very loving girl and
i only want to have a guy who is very honest.
if youy want my picture or facebook id so we can start knowing each
other please writre me back at
please reply me back at

shantelgaldivoja@hotmail.com

This one’s interesting. How about writing you message out of little number eights so it gets past the spam filters? The first link takes you to a Russian Bride site filled with hot chicks, and the second link takes you to a Viagra store. At least they got the order right. Find girl, then get erection.

I can’t stop looking at this photo. The body is a big yes but the face looks pasted on from another person – perhaps an early 19th century English schoolboy. I guess I’m not the target audience for this one.

Hello maybe my new friend!
I was find your email address on dating site. I am looking for man for
serious relationship. My name is Yulia. I live in a small city.
I am 26 years old! I sent you my photo so you can see! I will send you
more photos of myself if i receive your answer! I am very hope! 

I am also want to receive a few fotos of you and please
tell a few things about yourself! You can ask me any questions!
It will be more easy to learn each other and interesting! 

PleaIse answer me as soon as! will
waiting your answer on my email:  celochkadevochka@yahoo.de

Kind of a girl next door/geek chic vibe going here. She claims she can “amuse the man” so that’s a big plus right there. And of course, any woman I date must be “optimistical” or at the very least “hopefulistic”.

My name is Elena. I am 28 years old. I very cheerful and optimistical
girl. I like to conduct an active way of life and go in for sports. I
think, what I can always cheer up and amuse the man. I like to
dream of future, I build plans to myself. Now, my purpose find the
partner in life, because I’m already tired to live one and I want to
have the family and children. You have very much interested me and I
liked you as person. I have decided to write to you. Now, I hope to
receive the letter back from you, do you will write me back? I shall give you
personal e-mail for fast connection with me.

My e-mail: sherbinhelen@BonBon.net

I with not patience will wait the letter
from you. And with pleasure I shall be ready to answer all your
questions. I shall send you my pic in the letter. I hope that you
will like my photo.
I hope your new sincere girl friend Elena

The competition for the  gullible middle aged American male dollar is pretty tight in the Russian dating scam field. By general population standards this photo’s fine, but for its intended purposed it’s pretty weak. She just doesn’t stand a chance against super hot and cute Nataliya or young and edgy Nadejda. Not too smart. I would have stolen a much hotter photo and put my age at say 27 or so. Not too sure about using “The lonely woman from Russia Mariya” as your signature either. Sounds like a trademarked tagline for a product.

Hello my the surprised Friend!

I understand, that you are surprised now, when this letter has arrived
to you. BUT I ASK YOU TO SPEND 5 MINUTES, your time and have read it
up to the end then probably it will change your and my life. At first
I wish to tell a little about myself. My name is Mariya. To me of 37
years. I live in a city under name Kirov, it is a small city in
northern part of Russia. I not married and never was. I also do not
have children. I have left school then has finished institute on a
trade of "economist". If it is interesting to you I will necessarily
tell about it, but now not in it the purpose dear friend.
Recently, I watched TV and saw, that in Russia there are 35000000
women who live without men, and there are such agencies of marriage
which have many electronic addresses, and such agency can help to find
for women the suitable man. I have gone to one of such agencies, and
have addressed to them with inquiry that they have found for me the
good man. They have informed at once me, that in Russia I should
search for the good and decent man very long time. Then they have
offered me acquaintance to the man from other country, on what I have
looked from a positive side. As I know, that at us in the country of
the man, do not appreciate women, is possible because women several
times more.

In general, I have agreed to strike up acquaintance to the man from
other country, and they have given me your electronic address. Having
told that you the lonely fair and decent man who searches for the
woman for creation of relations. Then I took your electronic address
and have gone to the cafe Internet to write you the letter. Here now
you can my letter see. I have written you it with hope, that you will
answer to me. I have inserted one my photo that you could see, my
appearance and to solve for you directly completely, you will like to
begin dialogue and relations with me or not. Only I ask, concern my
letter seriously, look my photo, the letter, think and solve,
precisely you would like to have the correspondence with me? I do not
wish to be the friend, it is not necessary, I am ready to serious
relations. It is very necessary to love, give my love to the MAN and
family creation. If you really wish to have serious relations with me
write to me. If you do not want to have a relationship with me, just
do not respond to my letter, I can understand everything myself. And
nevertheless, I wish to tell to you, that my photo is made not
professionally, but you see me, such what I in a life. And you can
precisely define such woman as I am necessary for you or not. Very big
inquiry as wanted if you however interested in me write to me about
your e-mail where we can speak with you and small good photos you.
Like everything, that I wished to tell you, and now I only need to
wait from you for the answer, and I hope you write to me. If I was not
pleasant to you, or serious relations are not necessary for you then
do not write me anything, I will understand!

I hope your new friend, I hope that I can become for you friend
Mariya! 

You can send your letter and photo to this email address:  mashalovers@BonBon.net

The lonely woman from Russia Mariya.

Hmmmm. Is this a Halloween wig? I hope so.

Hi! So that I can well write you this letter. I looked your questionnaire on
a site celibataire.ch. To me pleasantly that now we can learn each other,
I very much would like to learn you better and to tell to you more about myself.
My name Liza, I to consider there you and you have very strongly interested me.
But certainly under your questionnaire I cannot understand who you and that
from myself represent. But I would like that you knew that you very much have
interested me and to me it would be very pleasant if you have told to
me about yourself.


It was always interesting to me, what your culture??? That inhabitants of
other party of the earth love. It always was the riddle for me.
I have started to search for myself the partner in life absolutely recently.
I hope that you understand that the person cannot there is constantly one.
Certainly the person which near to me will be necessary to me.

If you here also write to me. You mean as is lonely, means to us it is
necessary that we were not lonely and were together once in the near future.
Tell to me about itself. If you answer me I will try to tell to you all about
yourself, to begin with I will give you a few information on I from Russia, good.
The clever true girl.

I hope that to start it will suffice you. We are still absolutely not familiar,
but I think that soon all will be corrected also we will know each other
very well, I hope that this correspondence will lead us something big than
dialogue is simple.

I hope that you will write to me seriously because I search for the serious
person for a joint life.

Still I would like to ask you that you did not ask from me naked photos.
I ask you do not offend me in the letters. I know that much foreign men regard
The Russian girl as sexual object, I hope that I am necessary to you not that
you to satisfy the dirty imaginations. I really fair and decent girl and
during our correspondence I will prove it to you. 

I hope that you will react to my request and will not write me muck.

I as know that many girls on the Internet try to deceive men, I am not
going to deceive you and I will not ask from you money.
I have told to you that I the fair and decent girl.
I hope that you will answer me.

Please reply only to my personal e-mail:  lizazartemevnas@BonBon.net

If you want I will learn is glad to answer you more.
All good greetings from Russia from Liza

This is an exchange I had with “Natalya” a Russian scam artists. The exchange is quite amusing with her telling me that “she not so beautiful as the Hollywood Star” yet continually sends modeling shots and  film location shots that were apparently taken over the span of a decade. I guess I’m supposed to feel sorry for her that she doesn’t understand how hot she is and I’m the perfect guy to show her how beautiful she is.

I used my alias Sam Malone for this one. As usual she keeps having “problems” with her email and keeps sending me new ones. Of course, that’s code for “Yahoo keeps deleting my accounts because I’m a fucking scam artist”. These letters are always a bit confusing because they are working so many marks at the same time that they get us confused and sometimes their form letters come out of order.

Its Natalya (this is my name) writing to you!
Have good day!

I am glad, that you have decided to answer.
You are surprised to receive my letter?
I want, that you knew, that I have only good intentions,
and I do not have any secrets.

I want that you knew my plans.
The sense of my letter in that that is the special program for young
men who wishes to work abroad.







I am going to work in your country in a current, approximately, three months and
I wish to meet the good person to fall in love, or to be the close friend.
The agency will offer me work in any shop, a bar or restaurant which will
become interested in my questionnaire.

So the agency should offer me a residing place, near to my future work.
For me there is a work and place choice where I will live.
Thus I will have a simple work while I will not improve the English language.
I can choose any city of your area, the agency will collect all necessary
documents for reception of the working visa, And so also all travel papers.
I think that it is a correct way for me.

I wish to work in America either in Europe, or in any good country.
I am full of plans and various dreams, And I wish to divide my life with
the good person, to that-that I as am full of love and tenderness, I know it!

I am not so beautiful as the Hollywood Star, but I really hope to meet my prince,
And I will not be assured that he to object to meet me actually.
I do not wish to live in Russia, to that-that I do not have any
possibilities here, because of crisis I have lost,
And now I can not find good work.

I will go to this travel, approximately, in two weeks
(I cannot tell precisely right now),But I wish to be confident, that
I have a person who waits for me there.I will work all the day long,
and I wish to know that there is a person ready to spend all free time
with me together to learn each other better.If you have any interest to meet me,
I will be more than is happy to meet you also.

I will tell to you all details about me and my life if you
like my photos, and you wish to meet me!

Please send a photo you also!

Well, I will close this letter, and I really hope to receive your answer!
It is my mail box paradiseonearth0820@yahoo.com,
please your letters to this address.

Forgive my awful English, but I only study)
I will wait your letter!
Kiss you!

So I work up a reply using some stock images from Getty…

Hello Natalya,

My, you are so young and beautiful! How dare you say you don’t look as attractive as a Hollywood model. Your English is quite good as well. I could understand your email easily.

A little bit about myself, I’m a retired businessman. For years I ran a successful shoe shining business. I didn’t shine the shoes myself. I owned a controlled hundreds of shoe shining kiosks across most major American airports. The shoe shiners paid a fee to use the kiosk. It’s similar to the way a hairdresser rents out space in a studio. It was quite lucrative and then in 2003 I sold the business and retired.

I’m most intrigued by your photo with you holding the jar of pickles. I’m also into food and taking photos of myself with food. It’s a fun little hobby. I have hundreds of photos of myself with omelettes, hamburgers, pasta dishes, and produce and of all kinds.

Here are a couple of my favorites. I took these with a tripod at my summer beach house.

I’m a bit older than you, but I do take good care of my health and I’m very active socially and physically. I hope the age difference doesn’t bother you.

I may be able to help you with finding work. I have a lot of friends who own their own businesses.

Hope to hear from you soon,

Sam

But Yahoo deleted her account…

I understand nothing! (((That I do incorrectly?
But at me again problems with a mail box (((
Here the new address paradiseonearth00820@yahoo.com
Write letters now here, please!
My oldest address -  paradiseonearth0820@yahoo.com  not worked

Natalya

And then deleted her next one…

I understand nothing! (((That I do incorrectly?
But at me again problems with a mail box (((
Here the new address paradiseonearth008200@yahoo.com
Write letters now here, please!
My oldest address - paradiseonearth00820@yahoo.com not worked

Natalya

But then one finally get’s through. It’s the usual super hot lonely Russian girl story….

Hello Sam, thanks that you have decided to answer me!
I should repeat to you that I have only kind intentions.
You should know that I the beginner on the Internet, and I not so good author
in English, therefore, If you see many errors, please, be patient)

I know you wish to know more about me.
I am a usual girl! To me of 25 years, my birthday on December, 25, 1983.
I do all that I can to keep my youth, Therefore I am the body in the sports
form, I do many exercises to be in a good condition!

I approximately 172 sm (5.6), and my weight make approximately 53 kg.
To me often speak that I look well, But I think that all women have own taste.
I never was married, and I do not have children.

I have sister Olga, it is more senior me for three years, she married, lives
with the husband in Irkutsk, it the good photographer (in Irkutsk - a celebrity).

As I have brother Maxim, to it of 19 years, he studies in college, in Shelekhov.

We with mum, her name Belief, in March to it was 50 years, and the brother we
live in small apartment, we have only two rooms, and it is the big problem for us ((
Our daddy has died three years ago, it worked as the miner and was lost
at gas explosion in mine.

You cannot imagine that means to be born in a small city in Russia,
here there are no possibilities to live well and to have good work ((
All young men leave small cities to search for the big good luck in the
big cities, but nobody waits for them there.

I wish to leave Russia, I know, that it seems ugly, but I am afraid to be lost here,
as well as many young girls before me. It not a place to grow up children and to
have the steady future.

My mum - my big problem also, at it is the big dream to see me married, and
she wants that I was happy. She speaks to me every day that I should marry very soon,
but I think that it  only my business, I not the small child. Gathering in
this travel I should sell all valuable things, but I will get
it again as soon as I will earn money.





I want that you knew that I am not afraid to work.
I am going to spend 3 months abroad, therefore agency a unique way which
I can leave Russia.

The agency collects all necessary documents and soon I will go to Moscow to pass
interview and embassy.From Moscow I will go to you and agency asks me about the
city name where I am going to work.If you do not object, please tell to me the
name of your city and the closest international airport!

I will order the flight from Moscow to you!

I think that it will be the big happiness to meet my love, and to remain
to live there for ever.

I know that it not so easily, but I think that it probably! I wish to love and
be favourite, I wish to construct our own Happiness, only me and my person.
I do not smoke, I have tried to smoke, when I was younger. I can have a glass
of a red dry grapevine, sometimes it helps to relax.
I try cares of the person and a body, I know, that it is all that I have.
I not the little girl, and I know, that at first almost all
Men look at a body, feet and the person. The god has created men such people!)
it is good, I think, that I am lost in my letter,
I am not assured that you understand my purposes, please do not hesitate to ask.
I live to Russia, city Shelekhov, street of Cosmonauts 5, the apartment 7,
the closest big city of Irkutsk.

My city is far enough from Moscow. Moscow - capital of my country.
I want that you have answered, whether you understand my mind,
my intentions, my soul.
If I do not like you, I ask answer also, I will continue the search.

Well, I will close this letter, I think that you have got tired to read such
big letter. If you think that I should write shorter letters,
Please tell to me. I write from Internet cafe in Irkutsk because there is no
possibility to use the Internet In my small city. We on all city have 4 digital
numbers, and we cannot call abroad, it is very expensive now
In the conditions of crisis. Please do not worry, if you do not find from me
the letter, I do not have time to travel,
It approximately 25 minutes by the bus from my city to Irkutsk.
Please tell to me more about you, your tastes, that you love and do not love.
Still I at me have some questions:

You can drink a hard liquor too much? You can be very drunk?
You can be rough with women?
Send to me more than the photos.
To me will be it is pleasant to look at your photos.

Well, I should stop, or I will write without the termination)) I Kiss you!!! Good-bye!
In my following e-mail I will write to you more about me directly, and it is
more than details about my trip and work.
I will miss on you, yours Natalya

Then before I can answer she sends another one. This one with a killer shot of “her” ass…

Hello my dear Sam!

I am so glad to see your letter again,I think I am a lucky girl to meet
such man and I will do my best to meet you in real life!
you know I can work in any city of your area because it is free
choice and agency only  helps me to ge
only travel documents and ticket, and I do hope that we will like
each other and now I have the destination.
The agency will also suggest some places to work in. I do hope I
have met my right man!you know I have told you before one
of my friend worked  abroad last year and have met right man,now they
live there and they are going to
marry. by the way now they are arranging the trip to Russia,
(he wants to meet her parents and friends)



I think if I feel that you are my dream  and you have the same feelings
we could think about our future together.

if not I will just work and return back when the time to travel back.
you know I am new here and I am afraid to make any mistake.
I have one  great lack,I am very impatient sometimes  I can act
without thinking.

Sometimes I think that my  dream is getting for real and it is so
bad to be disappointed later.
I want you to know all small things about me because it shouldn't be
any misunderstandings between us.



I  want you to know that I am not angel and sometimes I can show m
character.And I don't wait that you to be angel too,
I just want to meet a kind man .

I am very kind and I can forgive almost all I can't forgive if
my man  sleep with different woman, I don't know many nessesary words in english.

I hope you can read between lines. A little more about myself!
my favorite activity is fitness.  I wanted to be as  fitness trainer but
I finished The Irkutsk State Univercity, trainers faculty as fitness
trainer but I don't work on my profession because there are no
good fintess clubs in my city,



I used to sit at home and to do all housework,helping my mom.
I would  like to have good job,
I may work dancing teacher, or trainer of fitness,you know
I have a certificate. I worked as a trainer a year ago .
and I would like to do it again .you know how many more younger girl
want to get this job too!Alot of competition here. I want to
tell you about things I like:
I like to make barbecue and I so much want to have my own home with  fireplace.
usually I make very tasty ones and in principle I like to cook and it
is not problem for me to cook something tasty and I don't like to
visit cafes and restaurants,
at first usually  they can't cook weel(maybe only here) and
second too high price.



I like warm weather. and my great dream is to live somewhere on tropical island.

Also I want to tell you about my dislikes:

I hate our long winters it  seems to me they will never end.
I hate lies and unfaithfulness.
I hate evil people and politicans I  think they like to play wars,
I hate any  ars.

What I like in a man: faithfulness, honesty. He has to be open- minded
and open-hearted, also easy-going. and much more important he is kind,
kindness makes our world!
Are you kind and gentle  man  ?????

I think my man should be kind ,it is great feeling after love,only kind
person may be happy, all rude people are unhappy.
or must be. A few questions yet, agency  tells that I will have a room
in nearest hotel near my future
work but if we like each other may be is it possible to live together?
I think we will enjoy life together. do you have your car?animals? I
can't drive and I do hope you give me a few lessons, to be fair I have
so many plans .I will find out all travel details
about my flight this week. I will leave my town today in a two hours
and i think I will be not able to write to you today or so.

When I am in Moscow I will send you short  letter to let you know
that I am all right and they tell that it takes about two days to
get all nesseary papers, please confirm your international airport,
I want to be sure I have all your details and
Please don't look at different girls. I am the best(joke).

Well, I will close this letter I think I am bore today,and please feel
free to ask. See you soon!I can't believe everything is for real.
to be fair I am lost and my head  is like any big station with a lot of voice!

KISS and  LOVE  Natalya!

Then another email right after the previous one. I guess she’s on her way to see me or something….

My honey ! it is me,can you believe  I am in Moscow. I can't believe ,
it was wonderful flight and they gave red vine in plane, wow,I have never tried
such tasty one!!!!!

I went  the bus up to the Subway from the airport .
In  Subway   long went, it was so is delightful
I was in travel agency today, but my documents are not ready yet,
it  will be ready  tomorrow.

I will go to travel agency again to get all info about my  trip.
And of course, when I will get it - I will send it to you!
It is such great city and it takes a few hours to travel from one end to other.

I rented the flat for few days.



People said to me some nice places in Moscow while he was
Such a great city it is. I have no words to explain. you can't imagine
how great Moscow is,to be fair I wouldn't like to
live here,a lot of cars,people , voice and pollution.

Ugly traffic and people with crazy eyes.
When I get off plane in airport  Moscow  policeman  asked about
passport and he looked at me like I am any enemy,
I think all people here are a little crazy at  terrorism.

Life here in Moscow is expensive. I was going through some shops today
and it is much more expensive than in our town. Food and all the general things.



It is the same country but different prices, what a great change.
I think people living in Moscow are very cautious ,I think so.

But I think that I have done my choice and to be fair I don't want to
live here,it is not the city of my dreams. you know I am not coward
I am not afraid I know it is my chance to meet

kind man .I do hope I am right. and I think you are too
kind to make any bad things I feel it.

Well,I will close this letter ,please write as soon as possible!see
you soon! KISS . Great kiss from Moscow!!!!!!!!!  Natalya

And now she’s at some airport in the United States I guess. Beats me…

My darling!!!!!!!

I write very short letter.

To me 2 minutes have allowed to take advantage of a computer free of charge, but only!!
Darling, inform, please, the nearest airport,

Where you can meet me?

Your fast girl, Natalya.

Hello my dear Sam!
I am so glad to see your letter again,I think I am a lucky girl to meet  such man and I will do my best to meet you in real life!
 you know I can work in any city of your area because it is free choice and agency only  helps me to get
only travel documents and ticket, and I do hope that we will like each other and now I have the destination.
The agency will also suggest some places to work in. I do hope I have met my right man!you know I have told you before one
of my friend worked  abroad last year and have met right man,now they live there and they are going to
marry. by the way now they are arranging the trip to Russia,(he wants to meet her parents and friends)
I think if I feel that you are my dream  and you have the same feelings we could think about our future together.
if not I will just work and return back when the time to travel back. you know I am new here and I am afraid to make any mistake.
I have one  great lack,I am very impatient sometimes  I can act without thinking.
Sometimes I think that my  dream is getting for real and it is so bad to be disappointed later.
I want you to know all small things about me because it shouldn't be any misunderstandings between us.
I  want you to know that I am not angel and sometimes I can show my character.And I don't wait that you to be angel too, I just want to meet a kind man .
I am very kind and I can forgive almost all I can't forgive if my man  sleep with different woman, I don't know many nessesary words in english.
I hope you can read between lines. A little more about myself!
my favorite activity is fitness.  I wanted to be as  fitness trainer but
I finished The Irkutsk State Univercity, trainers faculty as fitness
trainer but I don't work on my profession because there are no good fintess clubs in my city,
I used to sit at home and to do all housework,helping my mom. I would  like to have good job,
I may work dancing teacher, or trainer of fitness,you know I have a certificate. I worked as a trainer a year ago .
and I would like to do it again .you know how many more younger girls  want to get this job too!Alot of competition here. I want to tell you about things I like:
I like to make barbecue and I so much want to have my own home with  fireplace.
usually I make very tasty ones and in principle I like to cook and it  is not problem for me to cook something tasty and I don't like to visit cafes and restaurants,
at first usually  they can't cook weel(maybe only here) and second too high price.
I like warm weather. and my great dream is to live somewhere on tropical island. Also I want to tell you about my dislikes:
I hate our long winters it  seems to me they will never end. I hate lies and unfaithfulness.
I hate evil people and politicans I  think they like to play wars, I hate any  ars.
What I like in a man: faithfulness, honesty. He has to be open- minded  and open-hearted, also easy-going. and much more important he is kind,kindness makes our world!
Are you kind and gentle  man  ?????
I think my man should be kind ,it is great feeling after love,only kind  person may be happy, all rude people are unhappy.
or must be. A few questions yet, agency  tells that I will have a room in nearest hotel near my future
work but if we like each other may be is it possible to live together?I think we will enjoy life together. do you have your car?animals? I
can't drive and I do hope you give me a few lessons, to be fair I have so many plans .I will find out all travel details
about my flight this week. I will leave my town today in a two hours and i think I will be not able to write to you today or so.
When I am in Moscow I will send you short  letter to let you know that I am all right and they tell that it takes about two days to
get all nesseary papers, please confirm your international airport, I want to be sure I have all your details and
Please don't look at different girls. I am the best(joke). Well, I will close this letter I think I am bore today,and please feel
free to ask. See you soon!I can't believe everything is for real. to be fair I am lost and my head  is like any big station with a lot of voice!
KISS and  LOVE  Natalya!

Hits all the sweet spots. She includes a nicely suggestive and provocative photo, yet she works as a school librarian and loves children. What guy can resist the Madonna/Whore archetype? Plus, just like most hot Russian girls,  she’s lonely. The lonely is a must because that triggers the classic male fantasy as a protector and provider of a helpless woman. So saddle up the horse, put on your armor and rescue this princess from here lonely life in Russia!

Hello.

My name is Elena. I think my email for you is surprise.
And i hope it is a nice surprise. 

I think you will have a question about "where did i
find yours email address. I used a services of dating agency,
They asked me what kind of men i like, and then they offer
me to start a correspondence with you via email.
This agency said me that your email address they found at dating site. 



And now i want to tell you a little about myself.
I hope it will be inetersting for you and we countinue our dating.

As i said you before my name is Elena. And i am 29 years old.
And i am absolutely lonely girl.

I was born and live now in Russia in small town in central part.
The name of my town is Pavlovo.

My birthday is 18 of December 1980. My sign of zodiak is Sagittarius.
I have no children, but i love them. And i think that children love me too.
Because i can talk easy with them. And i am sure i can be perfect mother in future.
I have parents, mother and father, they are pensioners.
And i live separately from them now. I live alone.

Of course, you will ask about my work. I work as a librarian in school library.
I like read books very much, and i happy that my work with books and children.
It is a little about myself. I hope it was interesting for you, and we
will countinue our corespondence.

I will be waiting your answer very much. Please tell me some about
yourself too. And if you can send me your photo.
I sending you my photo with this email. And hope you will answer me quickly.

Please reply only to my personal e-mail:  Lenaopap@gmail.com

Yours new friend from Russia. Elena.

Kind of a tame photo for the whole Russian dating scam. I must say I’m a bit disappointed. Her name is a deal breaker though. I also have a strict policy against dating women who’ve sharpened their nails into points.

Hello!
I'am interesting to date with you.... I like to have a new date and I have
a serious plans on the future.
About me... I am 29 years old but i did not find my real love.
i am working as a teacher in small school, living with my brother and my dad
I can telling you more about me and i want to know more about you...

Buy the way my name is Lyudmila and i would like to send you my pic and
if you like, you can answer me on:  barashe4ka@yahoo.com

Awwww. She’s so cute. Here, jerk me around for six months and take all my money! My favorite line is “am a good comic genre”. That’s an interesting way to put it. I never considered sorting my friends by genre. I wonder if I have any “action/adventure” or “noir” friends?

From: Bret Trujillo <stylishse7@royaleq.com>
Reply-to: stylishse7@royaleq.com

Good Day Friend!!!
I liked your structure on one of places for acquaintances, and I have
made a decision to write to yours. My name Yuliya. In me 28 years.
I wish to speak at once to you, that I search for serious communications.
I wish to find the one who wished to experience a long and happy life.
I very cheerful and at me am a good comic genre. I wish to find much
unique love and the true partner in life. I wait that you will answer me, 

I ask you to write only to my personal e-mail:  pretthappyear@yulihermoso.com

I am applied my photo and with pleasure I shall answer you if you will
write to me. I shall wait your answer with impatience and I wait that
you to not neglect my letter. It is thankful in advance, Yuliya.

Been a bit of a dry spell on these lately. She has two different emails and both of them are someone else’s name. A bit suspicious. And like all hot Russian women she just can’t seem to find a man. How sad.

Subject: Hope to hear back from you

From: Tabatha McLeod <tamaleeu@rotarex.com>

Hello there. I Nataliya. I have been looking for you all over the world.
Where have you been? I'm glad that you took that chance to try this site
because i been wanting to meet some one like you for along time but i haven
been ble to fine that person untill now. We should chat and get to know
each other more. Hope to hear back from you.

Please reply only to my personal e-mail: MaymeBraggPX@yahoo.com

And like all hot Russian women, she just loves to cook, watch sports and of course never drinks or smokes. I think they forgot to add loves to watch kung-fu movies, go to strip clubs, suck cock and anal sex,  and will never be jealous or make any demands on you.

Hello my friend!

I write you this letter as today on mine e-mail has come the Internet
Dispatch with yours e-mail. In the given letter, it was spoken about
the love Relations between people. Therefore I have decided to write
you the letter on yours e-mail. I as to search for serious relations
as I wish to find The true love. My name is Lusik. I, as well as all
women of our country, I like to cook food as to go in for sports. I do
not smoke and not I take alcohol. I search for the real man who will
love, and To respect me. I wish to get acquainted with you more close,
by means of e-mail. 

Please answer only to my personal e-mail:  lusiksa@yahoo.com

I hope, that you will answer me mine e-mail the address. As I with the
big Impatience I will wait your letter to me, with more detailed story.

Lusik.

Oh yeah, I’d like to “create in the future  serious attitudes” with her any day!

My name is Oksana. 

And you have very much liked me. And I have decided to write
to you that will meet you to get friendly communications.
I search to myself for the friend with whom it is possible to spend
time and can and to create in the future serious attitudes. 



If you want to learn about me more and better that write to me on mine email:
hopeloveoksana111@gmail.com

I shall be glad to answer you. I also shall be glad to learn about
you more and to receive your photo.I shall respond also to you and
I shall send a photo. I very much hope that you will answer my
letter. Write with personal email.

Your new friend Oksana.

What a coincidence, I too wish to “penetrate in my letter” and  “wish to be happy life in and have serious sights at this world.” Edgy, but not too edgy. Trashy, but not too trashy. I bet the boys chase her plenty!

Hello my the surprised friend!

My name Nadejda and I wish to take away from you at all a lot of
time and to penetrate in my letter! My trade the doctor the dentist.
I had an ingenious idea to try to find love not in that place where
I live namely not in Russia! In me there were such emotions since
recent time! I would like to tell to you about it my new friend.


On my former work in the Stomotologichesky Polyclinic I had a
chance that I will go on an exchange for practice to other city
for me it it was good and not much not on myself because to go to
other city on practice! I do not have there friends or even I am
simple girlfriends with which I can to spend time and speak cheerfully
about problems in mine to a new life. But all has exchanged and on an
exchange there has gone my colleague which only not for a long time has
come to us for work after the termination of Medical university.
But the desire to find the
acquaintance from other country at me remains on former. I thought
ofa step as acquaintance to the person from other country much.
Once after work I have gone on foot because weather was fine and
saw as enamoured steams follow a hand and exchange gentle kisses. 

I do not have not enough tenderness and the favourite person in
the lives and it to me became very clear after this walk. I like to
walk sometimes one alone with myself and to think about the lives.
I could not find the happiness in my city and till now is lonely.
For myself I have resolved to search for the love in other country.
Especially I heard much about that that people from other countries are
more romantic and are careful concerning relations with women,
so to say they have spark in eyes! I am ready completely to this step
and have bought yours e-mail in International Dating Agency.
To me have told that you my friend very good lonely person with kind
and open heart. I wish to tell about myself directly that to me 28
years and my growth 168 see I live to Russia, city Novochebocksarsk.
In connection with
that that in the world financial crisis and few workplaces goes
reduction. I have got to reduction and I had to finish the work in
hospital. Now I work in Cafe-Bar. I wish to be happy life in the
and I have serious sights at this world. At me the big age and is
a lot of experience behind shoulders. I am confident that we can
to find with you the general a theme of conversation and to learn
each other more. I hope to see yours the letter my friend about
your life. As I to place my foto with the letter and some resume
in a file. I very much would like to see yours the letter and to
have with you acquaintance. I would like to
see that we became good friends and not only. 

If you are serious and interested in me please reply ONLY to my
personal e-mail:  nadejdakitten@gmail.com

P.S. My letter to you was sent by manager International Dating
Agencytherefore write on my personals e-mail:  nadejdakitten@gmail.com
Yours new friend
Nadejda.

I hear ya girl. Don’t give up hope!

Hi, my future friend,
I'm not acquainted with you, and I don't even know how you look,
anyway I decided to write a letter to you and tell you about my
life and about myself. I came to this international marriage agency,
because I can't find my love for a long time already. I used to have serious
relationship after I have graduated from college and have got a job. 


We had big plans for our future and even thought about having children.
But the matter is that my boyfriend was an alcohol addict, his friends and he
took too much alcohol. And that was the cause of our parting. I didn't pay
much attention to it for the first time, but then, when he was discharged
from his job and began asking for my money, that we needed for buying food,
to buy alcohol, I lost my temper and offered him to choose between alcohol
and me. He left me, having insulted me.

I had to move to another town in irder not to see him anymore and to start a
new life. From that moment I have been living with my dear mother in the other
town for 7 years already. I won't date with men, who drink much alcohol any more.
I have several friends, who are married already, some of them even have children,
they are happy, and these are they, who urged me to look for new acquaintance
in the internet.

About a year ago girls and I saw our best friend off abroad. She met a man
from the other country through the same agency, where I'm sitting now and
writing a letter to you.

I got letters from her and she even called me. when I had a phone. But let's
leave her, I'll better tell you about myself.

My name is Evgeniya, I finished school, than I succeeded in entering the medical
college, the faculty of dantistry, studied there for 5 years and graduated from
it with good characteristics.

So I've been working for 7 years as a dentist, the stuff I'm working with is
very nice. As I have already said, I live with my mum, and we have a dog, his name is
Boyetz. He's been living with us for about 13 years already, so he's rather old and
I love him very much. I'm 32 years old, many of my girlfriends have children and live
happily, but I can't find my love.

That's why I want you to send me your picture and I want you to know as well,
that I'd love to meet a person, with whom I'll spend the rest of my life.
I'll tell you more about myself in our further correspondance.

Please reply only to my personal email:  evgeniya333@gawab.com

Hope hearing from you soon.
You new Russian friend Evgeniya.

This one is so sweet and normal. Quite lovely actually. The person who wrote this probably got fired.

Hello!

My name is Valentina to me of 29 years Hope I  will be lucky I don't
think that the age and appearance is so important though I am rather
pretty. 

The most important what is inside you and how do you feel about the
life. I know this life from many sides and I am rather mature
already to know how to make a man happy.

I don't know if you answer me or not. But why not to try? 

I will regret if not to try. I think we should use every chance to
find our happiness. Life is too short to use it only for thinking
and dreaming. I try to act but not only to dream.

So here I am I will not write you much about myself now. I will just
 give you an idea of who I am. 

I work to earn for my living. I have a higher education and
I am rather intelligent. The only one I miss is a beloved person
and I want to have a amily. 

I have really many interests: music, reading, books, computers,
movies, good conversations, sports and many other things which
make the life wonderful. I like beautiful clothes and things.
I can't say that I have many friends. I know many people but I am
very picky about the friends.

Well, now it is up to you to decide to write me or not.

Please write to me directly at  ortherngirl78@gmail.com

I’m so glad she can swallow. Ever date woman who can’t? It’s a nightmare! Try enjoying your food while she sits there all depressed with an IV in her arm. And please don’t tease me about ancient Roman history…don’t leave me hanging biotch!

Didn’t your mama tell ya it wasn’t polite to stare? lol its ok as long as you’re checking me out. Are you feeling me? Give this blonde a try you won’t be disappointed. Yes I swaallow. Discreetness is a must. Do whatever you can to get special consideration, I’m only looking for one, ok maybe two good men!
Looking for someone to help me figure out who I am and what I like. Work and School has got me so stressed, I need some relief, think you can help? I’m looking for unmarried men, I am no ones side dish. I’m not stuckup at all and I like getting to know all sorts of different people. Make me your toy, I really wanna be used. I’m here waiting, come find me.

I want to be infatuated with a guy again. I hope you like to get kinky and explore things sexually because I certainly do. I’m blonde, shapely and have a very high libido. When it comes to the bedroom I like a man with plenty of imagination, if you don’t have one then move on. There is no body more sexually frustrated than me at the moment. So do you think you are hot enough for me? Then go ahead and show me.

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How weird, I don’t remember asking her about the whole Canadian team in China fiasco. Perhaps I was too busy watching her shapely and divine body!

So I wasn’t blessed in the brains department, but it just makes me make the most of everything else I have side of the tracks so he can show me how to really live. I don’t want a man who prefers to spend his time watching the tv rather than watching my fine body. My body is so shapely and divine that I am sure if you could get near it you wouldn’t want to let it go. When it comes to a man I need one that is not afraid to express what his needs and desires are. I know that you won’t be disappointed with me, lets have some fun together. Get in contact and I might be willing to share some of my sexual adventures with you.

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Holy Cow! What a long ass letter of broken English. I seriously couldn’t date her. Our conversations would drive me crazy. Although if I was 65 years old I’d probably be drooling over her photo. At my age though,  she just looks like she’s about to cold cock me.

Hello not the man familiar to me!

I understand that you are surprised now that this letter has come to
you. But I ask you to spend 5 minutes of your time and read it and
perhaps it will change and your life and my. At first I wish to be
present. My name is Marina. I am 32 years old. I live in Russian
Federation in the Novochebocksarsk. I am not married and never was
married. I have finished school and arrived in Courses of the
visagiste and make-up. I finished it and then I went to work in Beauty
salon but I never carried to find for me a man and but I wish to be
with a loving man. In the evening I am watching TV and saw that in
Russia there are 30000 000 women which live without men and that there
are so many marriage agencies which have so many addresses and such
agency can help to find a man for women. I went to one of such agency
and addressed to them with the request that they could find for me the
man they spoke to me that this service paid and that I should to pay
about 1000 roubles.

At first I thought that it expensively for me but
then I thought and solved that money for me it not important that I
want to be happy I want to love I want to have the relation and I want
to have a happy family and I gave this one thousand rubles. And they
suggested me to make the acquaintance with the man from other country.
I have solved if I could not find the man from Russia I should search
the man from another of the countries. And they gave me yours e-mail
the address and spoke that you search to yourself the woman. I took
all data and went to the cafe Internet-cafe because I am not able to
use well the computer and it is a big cost for my payment from work. I
came to the Internet-cafe and asked that to me created the address
e-mail that I from it could write you the letter. And here now you can
see my letter. I wrote you it with hope that you will answer. To me
have made a file which is called (my_data_full) and one photo that you
could see my appearance and to solve for yourself completely would you
like to begin dialogue and relations with me. Only I ask you at once
look at the photo esteem the letter think and solve precisely would
you like to have correspondence with me? I don’t want to be a friend,
It is not necessary I am ready for serious relations. Very necessary
to love, to give my love for MAN and creation of a family. It is
possible I ask you very fragile person if want to have serious
relations write me tell me If you are not necessary to you I will
understand you. And still I wish to speak to you, on a photo turned
out not so well as professional but you see me such as I look in a
life. And you can precisely define such woman as I is necessary to you
or not. Very big request Also would like if you nevertheless are
interested in me that write to me about yours e-mail where we with you
could speak and a little good photos you have gone to me. Here like
and all that I wished to speak with you and now I only needed to wait
from you for the answer and I hope that you will write that to me if I
was not pleasant to you or serious relations are not necessary to you
let to me know. The lonely woman from Russia Marina.

I hope your new friend well I hope that I can become for you friend
Juliya! Can you send me you photo and story life on my e-mail: marinaalove@gmail.com

P. S. My photo and all data are in archive. My e-mail: marinaalove@gmail.com

What can I say. I guess I am pretty “hawt”. Though I’m not sure if she’s “borred” as ennui or “borred” as in someone drilled a hole in her body.

Subject: mmmm ur pretty hawt

hi, I found your mail on a website
im borred would love to talk
Im wearing just a t-shirt and panties at the moment
would you like to see me on my cam?
I will do anything you want me to 2

we should hookup on Y A H O O or msn Messenger
My YAHOO I.D IS Christine61_h676