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Is that a giant URL in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? But seriously, I too am tired of ” being led into thinking they can make a pile of dough, but actually get nothing but promises.”  Thankfully Elizabeth Jackson has found the real deal and is so friggin’ happy about it that she couldn’t wait to spam several million of her closest friends using her army of infected PC’s. How nice of her!

Every time I see one of those late night infomercials about
making money in your underwear I don't know whether to
laugh, cry, or just get mad, because I know how many people are
being led into thinking they can make a pile of dough, but actually
get nothing but promises.

It is true there are a ton of lies out there about how you can
get ahead in life. And the way things are going these days,
it's no laughing matter. You need more money but you also need
something that will actually work. 

See below:
http://eisu.awarddiscrep.com/0211615694611402111199a7e8f2c5fc8f75
A real good paying job.

I want to tell you about a real job you can
do from anywhere - with well known
legitimate companies who pay well, pay fast and really
need people who are willing to be reliable for them.
You can be employed from the comfort of your home.

You don't need any previous experience, fancy
education, or even a car to get to work, because you
can work from your home.

A terrific job, yet limited openings.

http://eisu.awarddiscrep.com/0211615694611402111299a7e8f2c5fc8f75

Enjoy a real job that actually pays and has a ton of job security.

Best to you,

Elizabeth Jackson

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I have the same problem. No matter how hard I try, people just won’t tell me what they think about me. So now I pay a couple of strangers to tell me if I smell nice, or how my hair looks, or even if my jokes are funny. It’s been most helpful to maintaining my competitive edge in the marketplace.

I have been doing a lot of searching around the web lately looking for new
ways to make a little extra money every month, and I found a WINNER.
It’s at http://bankwithsurveys.com – have you seen it?

Basically here is how it works: large companies need feedback from
consumers (like you and I) about their products and services to give them a gage on how they are doing.

I know it sounds too easy, that’s because it really is.  I started with
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Don’t wait around to check this out, start making money right away.

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This is so weird. I too am so busy running my clothing and electronics store (Shirts-N-Stereos) that I need a personal assistant. However, it never occurred to me that I could send out my job offer to hundreds of thousands of strangers overseas. What a totally killer way to find a reliable person to entrust my business with. Thanks for the tip Mr. Yates! And guaranteeing that this job offer is legit by allowing you to open the packages shipped to your house is a really good idea with all the scams out there and such.

Hello ,

I emailing  you as regards to the Personal Assistant position.
I would love to meet up with you to talk about this job but
I am currently away on a business trip but there is a test which
i will like you to go through because i need a capable Personal Assistant.
I am in Ireland so there will be no interview except for the
form you will fill below.

1.Have you ever been a Personal Assistant ?

2.If you have been a Personal Assistant before,how long and
was it for a company or an individual?

3.Can you communicate effective and efficiently?

4.Do you have a job as at now?

5.Will you be able to run errands 2 hours per day for and will
be needed 3 days per week?

I will prepay you in advance to do my shopping. I will also have my
mails and packages forwarded to your address. If you will be unable to stay
at your house to get my mails, I can have it shipped to a post office near
you and then you can pick it up at your convenience. When you get my mails/packages;
you are required to mail them to where I want them mailed to.
You don't have to put money out of you pocket, all you have to do is
have packages shipped to your house and do my shopping.

You are allowed to open the packages to reveal its content.
The content of the packages are computer and electronics, clothing's business
and personal letters. All expenses and taxes will be covered by me.
You will work between 15 and 20 hrs a month. I will pay $300 per week.
I need your service because I am constantly out of town on business as
I own a electronics and clothing store in Ireland but want
to open another store in US.I will return to USA in july so this
process will be on going till then. If you don't mind, I will meet
up with you when I return and then we can talk about the possibility
of making this long term. Well, let me know if you are able to handle the position.

I will email you the list and pictures of what to shop for when I am ready.
No heavy packages are involved! You can do the shopping at any nearest stores.
You will be shopping for Electronics and clothing's. I will provide you
my personal UPS account number for Shipping. All you have to do is provide my
account number to UPS and shipping charges will be applied into the account.
I will provide clear set of instructions for each task I need
done as well the funds to cover them.

If I were to mail you money to do my shopping plus up front payment
for your service, where would you want it mailed to?
Your full info for check, money orders or cash payment:

Full Name:
Full Address:
(NO P.O.BOX)
City:
State:
Zip Code:
Phone Number:(Cell):
Home:
Age:
Email:
Present Job:
Attach a Photo of you:

The address of the nearest Post Office to you for receiving packages:

Name:
Address:
City:
State:
Post Code:

Will be expecting to hear from you soon to let me know if you
will be willing to handle my business on my behalf before I return.
Note that this job is 100% legitimate.You can open all packages to confirm
how legit they are.Thanks so much and have a nice day.

Regards,

Donald Yates

I’m so glad Elizabeth has set the record straight. She too is sick of getting burned from those work from home scams. But finally she’s found the real deal. This one is most definitely not a scam and there are only a few spots left so hurry!

Every time I see one of those late night infomercials about
"making money in your underwear" I don't know whether to
laugh, cry, or just get mad. Because I know how many people
are being hoodwinked into
thinking they can make a pile of dough, but actually
get nothing but pie in the sky promises.

It's true there are a ton of lies out there about how you can
get ahead in life. And the way things are going these days,
it's no laughing matter.

You need more money—but you also need something that will actually work. 

Like this:
http://pouh.reenlistedco.com/24_1_2360_3E07434402346.htm
[a real good paying job]

I want to tell you about a real job you can
do from anywhere you are for well known,
legitimate companies who pay well, pay fast, and really
need people who are willing to be reliable for them.

It's a little known job and you can do it from the comfort of your home.

You don't need any previous experience, fancy
education, or even a car to get to work, because you
can work from your spare bedroom, living room, or
kitchen if you want. But there are only a few openings. So if I
were you (and you want to make more money),
I'd check this out immediately:

http://pouh.reenlistedco.com/24_2_2360_3E07434402346.htm
All the best,

Elizabeth Jackson

P.S. And about those stupid TV commercials, don't get mad. Get even.
Finding a real job that actually pays and has a ton of job security.

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This is unusual. Using the name of well known charity to dupe people into processing forged checks or whatever other illegal behavior they’re going to make you the fall guy for. Yes, this is not a real offer for employment with Habitat for Humanity. So don’t ask again. They are ALL fake. No one sends out random email to recruit employees. Just the ” from” and “reply to” should make that clear (look it up).

From: careers@habitat.com
Reply to: careershabitat1@gmail.com

Hello Prospective Employee,

At HABITAT FOR HUMANITY, We work hard to improve and provide training,
technical expertise and support in fund-raising to the national organizations
in all the regions of the world. However, the actual work of HABITAT is
carried out at the community level by affiliates that have been officially
approved by the HFHI Board of Directors. The International Board of Directors
(IBOD) are volunteers from around the world who share a deep concern for the
problems of poverty housing.

JOB DESCRIBTION:
You've got a chance to be one of our representatives and earn a commission
for funds raised.This Could earn you an average of $150-$300 weekly.
You can be rest assured that you WOULD NOT be required to pay any fees
upfront and this won't affect your current job earnings or disability
payments in any way and you can conveniently work from your desk at home.

Private donations will be made in your name from our esteemed Voluntary
Donors in your region and other parts of the world and you'll be allowed
to deduct 10 percent (10%) of the total amount on these donations.
This serves as your remuneration for the great service you would be
rendering in support of saving lives in the third-world countries.
Balances (after the 10%) shall be required to be forwarded to the
Regional Co-ordinators of the various charitable projects we are
involved in around the Globe.

Please Note: You won't have to do any traveling and
WILL NOT be required to pay any fees, this position won't
 affect your present employment. 

To apply, Kindly forward the following info: to our
Human Resource Department at the email listed
below for further instructions.

FULL NAME :
FULL ADDRESS :
CITY :
STATE:
ZIP CODE/POSTCODE: ..
PHONE NUMBER (S)  must be valid) would be called to confirm.
GENDER : ..
AGE : ..
EMAIL ADDRESS:...
COUNTRY : ...

Your prompt response is solicited
Coordinator's Desk,
Habitat for Humanity International
121 Habitat Street
Americus, GA 31709
USA
1-800-800-2190
Registered No. MHQLTH1084442
REPLY TO BE SENT THROUGH : careershabitat1@gmail.com

Another scam employment offer. I mean, really, someone ships packages to your house, then you fill out some forms and then send it out again and they pay you $50 each time? Yeah right, maybe if you were a drug runner. Anyway, why put in that much effort when I’m already sitting a pile of international lottery winning announcements biotch!

Hello,

I'm Mary, writing on behalf of Delivery LCI about your job search,
would like to invite you to learn more about the job opportunity
that we are offering right now for people like you.

First of all you need no prior experience, but we will provide all
necessary training when you will join us.

Now let's take a look at what Delivery LCI offers you:

Shipping Regional Manager

 Requirements:
- Resident of the United States;
- Fluent English;
- Basic knowledge of Microsoft Word and Microsoft Excel;
- Home Computer with e-mail account and ability to check
your e-mail box at least twice a day
- Adults only accepted (we cannot hire underage people)

 Job description:

 - Receive correspondence from our company and its clients at his/her
residential address;
- Report to our manager (every candidate will be included in a manager's lists)
- Forward received items according to instructions of our manager
- Fill in the forms and papers as indicated in our manager's
instructions (you will receive an e-mail with instructions for each box).
- Ship packages out

 Personal qualities:
- honesty
- decency
- sociability
- ability to work in team

Salary - 30$ per package processed for trial period 1 month -
50$ per package processed \ by the end of trial period\ -
The salary is credited to your account once a month

If you are interested in our position,
reply back to us with your short resume at:

  JacquiMoore@BonBon.net

Thank you for reading.

--Mary

Some huckster promoting some bullshit get rich plan based upon a totally fabricated premise (getting banned) and then he has the nerve to put a disclaimer (see below) on his site disavowing himself from his own bullshit. Bottom line: People who approach with plans to make money on the internet make their money on the internet by selling their plans to make money on the internet. If you had some secret to fabulous wealth would you pass it around so every Joe Blow and their mother could join in and collapse the system? Fuck no!

If you’ve been paying attention you may have
noticed Google’s latest antics…

Over the past few weeks the self-riotous egg
heads at Google adwords have banned the
accounts of over 15,000 direct marketers
Banned for life! Some of the most straight
up marketers I know of. No reasoning, nothing.
Just an email saying go away.

People are starting to panic (including me!)

Fortunately, my buddy Ryan Deiss already had
a plan.

See where he’s getting the lion’s share of
traffic now days (it ain’t Google)

Click the link below right now for his free report

http://www.46gb.com/fbpower

Google is the most arrogant company on earth
just like Yahoo was in their day. Do these jerks
never learn…

Ryan’s new source of traffic is like an “Island of
Sanity” compared to these guys

They get 39,000,000,000 (that’s BILLION) views
per month and their traffic is super high quality
and dirt cheap…

They love affiliates and direct marketing

You have GOT to get on this…

Click the link below right now for Ryan’s free report

http://www.46gb.com/fbpower

Regards,

Myles Agnew

http://www.twitter.com/mylesagnew

P.S. PLEASE, whatever you do don’t waste another dime
with Google till you see this.

P.S.S. Ryan is going to be pulling this report down soon
before everybody jumps on the band wagon. Better go
watch it now while its FREE

Click the link below right now for Ryan’s free report

http://www.46gb.com/fbpower

Disclaimer for his website below:

This site and the products and services offered on this site are not associated, affiliated, endorsed, or sponsored by Facebook™, nor have they been reviewed tested or certified by Facebook™.

Earnings Disclaimer: Do not invest in this training if you think it will automatically make you money just because you bought it. You have to work to succeed in anything (especially business) and I’m neither going to hide nor apologize for that. The results I’ve shown here and in the related videos aren’t typical and yours could and probably will vary. In the end, you may not make any money at all. It’s possible you might even lose money. Know that before you going in, because if you’re looking for the silver bullet, I’m sorry but this ain’t it.

Wow. These Nigerian’s got some balls. Instead of just making up some fake company they’re trying to impersonate a huge established corporation. Of course this makes the details of the offer seem even LESS credible. Worth a full read as it’s quite unintentionally humorous.

Honeywell International Inc.
101 Columbia Road
Morristown, NJ 07962

Pleasant day,
If you have access to a computer, and have up to three hours spare
time per-week. you can get paid, would you like to work part or full time
online from home and get paid  weekly? If yes,then please read carefully.
_____________________________________________________________________
ABOUT US
______________________________________________________________________
Honeywell International is a diversified technology and manufacturing
leader,serving customers worldwide with aerospace products and services;
control technologies for buildings, homes and industry; automotive products;
turbochargers; and specialty materials. With roots tracing back to 1885,
Honeywell employs more than 100,000 people in 95 countries.
Under the leadership of Chairman and CEO Dave Cote, we focus on our
Five Initiatives: Growth, Productivity, Cash, People and the Enablers,
Honeywell Operating System and Functional Transformation.
______________________________________________________________________
JOB POSITION
_______________________________________________________________________
We are currently seeking part or full time employees for our
ever-growing Accounts Receivable Department.  Through extensive
demographic research, we have discovered a wealth of untapped human
resources that, for one reason or another, need the freedom to work
from home.  If this sounds like you, please read on, and consider
becoming part of our company family. as part of our ongoing Multi
Level Marketing Network,we seek capable individuals to work for
us as our representative. You can easily make $700-$2000 or more
in a week by working for us as Sub-contractor in your geographical
location, you will be in charge of collecting payment on behalf of
our affiliates and Small business organizations that are registered
under us. Does it sounds like your dream job? Well, it certainly for
10,000+current members who are making $700- $2,000 weekly online with
this system.Note that no form of investment of is needed from you and
this job will take only 1-3 hours of your time per week.
______________________________________________________________________
JOB RESPONSIBILITY
_______________________________________________________________________
The position of Accounts Receivable officer entails the following duties:
coordinate payments from our clients, receive payments which come in
form of certified checks or united states postal money orders, process
payments at your local bank, and forward 90% of funds received to the
proper branch office, as instructed.  The remaining 10% is your wage.
Since this position is need-based, you will have plenty of free time
while enjoying a good income.
_______________________________________________________________________
REMUNERATION
_______________________________________________________________________
Every assignment in form of payment received from clients, you're
entitled to 10% which excludes the cost of processing western union to
any regional office accountant Also you get a monthly salary of $1500
which comes at the end of every month, plus other incentives and benefits
that accrue, which includes tax holidays.
________________________________________________________________________
INTERESTED APPLICANTS (HOW TO APPLY)
________________________________________________________________________
Interested applicants should reply with full name, full residential
address with zip-code and country name,phone numbers, and email address,
so that one of our Human Resource Managers can contact you through email,
with an approval letter if the management decides youre a successful
candidate.  Please specify the best way to contact you in your reply
email.We appreciate your interest in Honeywell International Inc.

Wilson Bradbury
Chairman and CEO
Honeywell International Inc.
101 Columbia Road
Morristown, NJ 07962

So you must check your emails daily or “YOU ARE NO QUALIFIED FOR THIS OFFER!” They can’t spell Florida right either. These guys rock!

VACANT POST AS A MYSTERY SHOPPER @ DIAMOND TEXTILE COMPANY
(WORLDWIDERECRUITMENT EXERCISE)

Hello and how are you doing , This is an awareness to let the public
know that we have a vacancy post of a mystery shopper in our company
and we would like to know your interest in working for DIAMOND TEXTILE COMPANY
 In Your city anywhere in the world. Your job as a mystery shopper would be
quite effective and we would provide more details on the job as soon as you
get back to us with the details requested indicating your Interest in
working with us. Kindly provide the below information for assessment and
registration of the company.

Full Legal Name :
Address :
zip code :
Country :
Nationality :
Home and Cell # :

your Weekly commission: $400

Information requested above should be forwarded to the E-mail address given below

Mr. James Robinson

contactjames@sify.com

As a mystery shopper you work and shop together for pleasure and
the pay is $400 weekly on Part time basis , You only work 2-3hours
twice in a week. Do get back to the recruiting department of Top consult Co.,Inc

N:B - IF YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BE CHECKING YOUR MAIL
AND REPLYING THEM ON A DAILY BASIS,THEN YOU ARE NO QUALIFIED FOR THIS OFFER

Your response would be highly appreciated.

Thanks.

Mr. James Robinson
DIAMOND TEXTILE COMPANY
U.S OFFICE: 230 E 26th St,
florrida 33084
(954) 246-4737

This one stinks to high heaven. Seriously, does anyone think this is possible, and if it was, would someone spread the secret through spam emails and then only charge $20 for the system? If you had a program that would enable you make $250 per day filling out surveys you would charge at least a months salary ($7,500) to buy into the program.

How would you like to make 75 – 250
every single day just for clicking your mouse?

Start earning Minutes from now!

Don’t believe any hyped promises – you won’t
be making thousands of dollars every day and
you won’t be a millionaire by next year but
my System is a surefire method for everyone
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More awesome job opportunities. A flood of these just came in yesterday. Seems the company hasn’t figured out exactly what your salary is. Apparently I can make $3797, $3683, $3572, $3318, or $3069 per month. Well duh, I’m applying for the  $3797 job of course! What do they think I am, stupid?

Subject: Make $3683 per month no experience needed!!

An import export company seeks remote employees.
Our company specializes in marketing and selling of the various products on the Internet and our goal is to connect sellers and buyers
for various products online thus assuring the best possible outcome for the both parties involved.
Being foreign company makes it harder to manage sales transactions with US customers,
thus we are looking for support of regional customer service representative.
The main duties include receiving and making payments on client’s behalf, managing the preparation and distribution
for expected transactions and ensuring accuracy and promptness of payments and reports.
Number of expected transactions per week: from 2-3 (at the beginning of work) to 5-7 (after the first probation month).

Benefits:
1. Base salary(after a month evaluation period), commissions + monthly bonuses
2. All banking and cellphone expenses covered
3. Earnings in addition to your current job
4. No need to sell anything or look for customers

Requirements:
1. Mobile and stationary phone
2. Access to e-mail via Internet or mobile phone
3. Minimum age: 25
4. Bank account

If you are interested in this job offer, please send the your free form application to:
Brenton@us-consalt.com

I’ll answer you as soon as possible.

Another Version…

Subject: Make $3572 per month no experience needed!!

Greetings

I’m addressing you on behalf of the HR department of a large company. Our enterprise is connected with a great number of various activities, like:
- companies setting-up
- companies winding-up
- opening accounts in United States
- etc.

Currently, we are looking for managers in United States:
- salary $2.294 + bonus
- 2-3 working hours per day
- optimal timetable

If you are interested in this job send us the necessary information on the following e-mail address: Jess@us-consalt.com
Full name:
Country:
E-mail:
Mobile phone-number:

We are looking for the people who have a right to work in United States

Please mention your name and write the phone number. Our manager will contact you to fix an interview.

And another version…

Subject: Make $3069 per month no experience needed!!

An import export company seeks remote employees.
Our company specializes in marketing and selling of the various products on the Internet and our goal is to connect sellers and buyers
for various products online thus assuring the best possible outcome for the both parties involved.
Being foreign company makes it harder to manage sales transactions with US customers,
thus we are looking for support of regional customer service representative.
The main duties include receiving and making payments on client’s behalf, managing the preparation and distribution
for expected transactions and ensuring accuracy and promptness of payments and reports.
Number of expected transactions per week: from 2-3 (at the beginning of work) to 5-7 (after the first probation month).

Benefits:
1. Base salary(after a month evaluation period), commissions + monthly bonuses
2. All banking and cellphone expenses covered
3. Earnings in addition to your current job
4. No need to sell anything or look for customers

Requirements:
1. Mobile and stationary phone
2. Access to e-mail via Internet or mobile phone
3. Minimum age: 25
4. Bank account

If you are interested in this job offer, please send the your free form application to:
Peter@us-consalt.com

I’ll answer you as soon as possible.

And another version…

Subject: Make $3318 per month no experience needed!!

Welcoming speech

I am a representative of the HR department of a large international company. Our company covers a wide range of businesses
- real estate
- accounts opening
- undertaking services
- etc.

There are vacant positions of regional managers in United States:
- salary $2.574 + bonus
- 1-2 working hours per day
- free timetable

If you have a wish to become a part of our team, please inform us the following: Florence@us-consalt.com
First Name:
Last name:
Country of living:
City
E-mail:
Phone:

We are looking for the people who have a right to work in United States

Please, write your name and Telephone Number so that our manager could contact you and conduct an interview.

And another version…

Subject: Make $3797 per month no experience needed!!

An import export company seeks remote employees.
Our company specializes in marketing and selling of the various products on the Internet and our goal is to connect sellers and buyers
for various products online thus assuring the best possible outcome for the both parties involved.
Being foreign company makes it harder to manage sales transactions with US customers,
thus we are looking for support of regional customer service representative.
The main duties include receiving and making payments on client’s behalf, managing the preparation and distribution
for expected transactions and ensuring accuracy and promptness of payments and reports.
Number of expected transactions per week: from 2-3 (at the beginning of work) to 5-7 (after the first probation month).

Benefits:
1. Base salary(after a month evaluation period), commissions + monthly bonuses
2. All banking and cellphone expenses covered
3. Earnings in addition to your current job
4. No need to sell anything or look for customers

Requirements:
1. Mobile and stationary phone
2. Access to e-mail via Internet or mobile phone
3. Minimum age: 25
4. Bank account

If you are interested in this job offer, please send the your free form application to:
Janie@us-consalt.com

I’ll answer you as soon as possible.

Yep, you can become an accountant today. Not get started today. Not sign up today. Actually become one. Of course,  Jacob included two throw away email addresses, no contact info, no website and his title is Accounting at Edu Staff, so you know this is totally legit.

Hi there,

Become an Accountant Today!

Discover how a few simple classes can make you
Thousands of dollars per week EASILY.

Take a look at the website below to see what I mean.

All the Details HERE

Kind Regards,
Jacob Watson
Accounting Edu Staff

PS. When do you think would be a good time to get started?
Right Now because the information is free!

PPS. Many people like you here in this city are making a second income
by taking our simple courses.

I don’t know what the specific scam is, but I can guarantee it is one. I’ve received about 15 of these today and each one with a different subject line and a different contact email. No phone number and no website. Plus the offer makes no  economic sense. Don’t take the bait

A car store seeks remote employees.
What is the essence of the job being offered: car sale ads appear in your city and our customers want to purchase these cars.
A small prepayment is usually made to the seller to reserve the vehicle for our customer.
However, recently, there have been some swindlers who offer non-existent cars and disappear after receiving the prepayment.
In order to eliminate this risk factor, we hire employees in all cities to verify such sale information.
How this is done – we agree beforehand on a trip date, send you passport information of both the seller and car,
and you need to come (within your city limits, no further) and check if the actual information complies with that supplied by us.

You need to check the seller’s documents, vehicle papers and whether the car actually exists.
You get $50 to 300 for this simple assignment.
Since this check is subject to the interest of our customers in a car purchase, any ‘false’ (unpaid) trips are excluded.
Number of trips per week: from 1-2 (at the beginning of work) to 5-7 (after the first probation month).

Benefits:
1. Officially contracted job
2. Travel expenses covered + monthly bonuses
3. Earnings in addition to your current job
4. No need to sell anything or look for customers

Requirements:
1. Mobile and stationary phone
2. Access to e-mail via Internet or mobile phone
3. Minimum age: 21

If you are interested in this job offer, please send the your free form application to: Issac@web-projects-us.com

I’ll answer you as soon as possible.

Totally makes sense. They checked out my graphic design portfolio and said, “Hey, this guy looks like he’d be perfect for our USA sales rep position, after all, graphic design is just like selling steel!” Which of course is totally off base as I only deal with crude oil and cotton in my spare time. Never steel or iron.

BTW, if you click on their URL it will try to install a Trojan virus.It appears their website has been hacked.

ASA Steel Structures Limited
Brick Kiln Lane
Parkhouse Industrial Estate West
Newcastle-under-Lyme
Staffordshire
ST5 7EF
Tel: +44-7031885189
Fax: +44-7031885189
Website: http://www.asasteelstructures.co.uk
Email: stevenmason@asasteelsstructures.co.uk

Good Day,

This is an official request for sales representatives on behalf of ASA
Steel Structures Ltd.

We are searching for reliable representatives,after a careful review of
your Company profile as well as your qualification and experience we are of
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goods and raw materials we supplied to our customers in North America. we
got your contact information from the online directory as a result of our
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Note in each payment you receive on our behalf from any of our customers
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quest for accountability and probity has been our drive in dealing with our
representatives and customers.

On behalf of  ASA Steel Structures Ltd, Please accept my sincerest
appreciation in advance for your willingness to render your services as we
look forward to your prompt response to our request. 

Sincerely,

Mr. Steven Mason
CEO/President
ASA Steel Structures Limited

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Wow! Only one week training, that’s sick! Count me in on this online school scam.

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Been getting bombarded with this classic scam. Bummer that they can’t spell their own country’s name. How sad.

We are Ukrainean company, doing business all over the Europe,
our main activities are real estate investments and digital currencies exchanges.

As a result of expanding our business, our company must keep up with our customers accepting the most popular payment: Paypal.
We are currently seeking a dependable and enthusiastic representative to handle paypal transactions.

Being located in Ukraina, Paypal limiting us to withdraw funds sent by customers, therefore we need a representative with verified paypal account who able to accept the payments from our customers.

This will significantly improve our business, that’s why we can pay $20 from every processed transfer. Almost anyone is accepted, but a verified paypal account is required, an account where you will be receiving the transfers.

If you are interested, email me directly at: Kendrick@business-consalt.net (or Dante@business-consalt.net or Gene@business-consalt.net, etc)

Holy cow! I’ve gotten nearly a hundred variations of this work from home scam over three days. Please make it stop! But personally, I really like the use of”etc” on their list of business ventures. It makes them sound soooo big and important!

Welcoming speech

I am a manager of the HR department of a large multinational company. Our alliance covers vast spectrum business:
- accounting supervising
-financing consultation
account establishment
-etc.

We have vacant positions to be offered for USAans:
- salary 2.600 euro + bonus
- part-time employment
- free timetable

If our offer is interesting for you email us the required information: Bob@usa-target.net
Full name:
Country:
E-mail:
Mobile phone-number:

-OR-

Hello

I work as a manager at a large company. Our company covers a wide range of businesses
- estate property
-financing support
-logistics
private undertaking service
-etc.

We are making a regional managersÂ’ team in USA now:
- salary 2.400 dollars + bonus
- partial employment
- individual time-table

If you are interested in this job, please, send us your contact information: Judson@usa-target.net
Name:
Surname:
Country:
City:
E-mail:
Telephone Number:
Mobile phone-number:

-OR-

Welcoming speech

I introduce a large multinational enterprise the co-worker of the HR department of which I am. Our enterprise holds an interest in diversified activities such as:
- estate property
-financing support
-logistics
private undertaking service
-etc.

We are making a regional managersÂ’ team in USA now:
- wages 2300 dollars+bonus
- part-time employment
- optimal timetable

If you would like to work with us, please provide us the following information: Genaro@usa-target.net
First name:
Surname
Country of residence
Place of residence
E-mail box
Contact phone number

-OR-

My name is James.and I am the Human Resources manager applying to you on the behalf of the international well-known corporation Â…Â…Â… Our company is well known in various fields as follows:
- real estate
– accounts opening
– undertaking services
– etc.

We have vacant positions to be offered for USAans:
- salary 2.500 dollars + bonus
- 1–1.5 hours a day
- free timetable

If our offer is interesting for you send us the below information on our e-mail address: James@usa-target.net
Full name:
Country:
E-mail:
Mobile phone-number:

-OR-

Welcoming speech

I represent a large international company where I work as a manager of its personnel recruitment department. Our company is well known in various fields as follows:
-property
– bank account operations
– transportation and logistics
– private enterprise service
– etc.

We are searching for partners in USA:
- salary 2.600$ + bonus
- partial employment
- individual time-table

If you have a wish to become a part of our team, please inform us the following: Norman@usa-target.net
Full name:
Country:
City:
E-mail:
Mobile phone-number:

I think I got nearly a hundred of these this week. Their “current turnover is over 130 million annually”. That’s a lot of employees to burn through! That’s over 10 million people per month that either quit or are fired! Holy shit!

Hello,
My name is Lakeisha (or Dionne Comer, or Marian Mccabe, or Reba, or Cora, or Odessa, ahhh fuck it I’m tired of counting)  and our company currently has several positions it needs to fill in your region.
We are a well known company with offices throughout Europe, Asia and North America.
Our current turnover is over 130 million annually and we are still seeking for expansion.
I have 12 vacancies of Financial Assistant that need to be fulfilled immediately.

Major operational duties are prompt receiving and processing customerÂ’s payments for their further transfer according to
the specified method. Detailed work scheme will be provided upon request.

I am looking for self-motivated individuals with strong work ethics and ability to schedule work hours effectively.

Requirements:

* Expert skills in managing payments and transfers between our company and clients
* Knowledge of basic payment systems
* Bank account (personal or business)
* Advanced PC and Internet skills
* Minimum 24 y.o.

Benefits:
*Salary plus commissions
*Full reimbursement of banking and Western Union fees.

NOTE: This vacancy is valid for American residents ONLY.

Contacts: Lakeisha@west-es-company.com

Gotta love the typos. Another work at home scam to process fraudlent payments or maybe even get defrauded yourself.

Hello,

We’re Canadian interactive media agency Our firm help companies create effective, result driven internet marketing strategies.
We are dealing with the most European companies and assist them to develop
an advocacy strategy for their brands in North America (United States and Canada).

We are looking for americans age 25+ for Sales assistant psition (buyer’s credit cards processing – online sales)
in order to strength the positions of these european companies in the American market.

Sales assistant position is contract based with monthly salary 1000 $ and 10 % sales commission.

Full training provided! No experience and investment required.

Sales asssitant can spend one hour per day for a job working in home based or current job office.

Please respond to this e-mail if you’re interested: Deana@international-es.com

Please just make it stop! I’ve received over 70 of these in the last week! They come from an endless parade of throw away email addresses and use a variety subject lines. If this alone doesn’t convince you that this is a complete scam…well, may God help you.

Our company(Shopping Surveys) is pround to announce you that we now have positions available(part time).

A candidate for the MysteryShopper Position must meet the following requirements:
* Is 21 years of age or older
* Loves to go shopping
* Is fair and objective
* Is ON TIME
* Is very observant and able to focus on details
* Is fairly intelligent
* Has patience
* Is detail oriented
* Is practical
* Types well
* Is trustworthy
* Explains well in writing
* Is discreet
* Loves to learn
* Handles deadlines
* Has full internet access (at home or at work)

If you are interested in becoming a mysery shopper for our company you can request more information at Brad@people-and-job.net
Thank you,
Shopping Surveys

Looking for some “tools” to join this company. Normally I wouldn’t bother with posting such a run of the mill scam but I just think the part about how you’ll only work when they need you so you’ll have plenty of free time to yourself is just too precious. The weird way they calculate your wage is quite novel as well.

Sir/Madam,

Would you like to work online from Home/Temporarily and get paid weekly?
We are glad to offer you a job position at our company, NORTHERN TOOLS INC.
JOB RESPONSIBILITY

The position of Accounts Receivable officer entails the following duties:
coordinate payments from our clients, receive payments which come in form
of certified checks or United States postal money orders, process payments
at your local bank, and forward 90% of funds received to the proper branch
office, as instructed.  The remaining 10% is your wage.  

Since this position is need-based, you will have plenty of free time
while enjoying a good income.

Full Name:
Full Address(zip code, state and country included, NO P.O.BOX ADDRESSES ALLOWED):
Phone Numbers:
Age:
Occupation:

HAVE YOU RESPONDED TO A SIMILAR OFFER LIKE THIS? IF YES,WHAT WAS THE OUTCOME :
NOTE: A COPY OF YOUR RESUME SHOULD BE INCLUDED IF AVAILABLE.
If interested get back with this information to Contact Email Address:

Upon Receipt of these details, You will be furnished with more
information regarding  the job.

Hope to read from you soon.
NTI

So, it’s not a job, but it’s not a get -rich-quick-scam. You get huge paychecks in your name which is good because I get so sick of it when your employer makes out your checks to someone else’s name. Plus you’ll get paid before midnight. Considering the  poor guy looks like he’s doubling over in discomfort I would guess  he’s a mule for a heroin drug ring and his anus is full of balloons or he’s a male prostitute and he still hasn’t learned to relax his sphincter muscles.

Granted, if you were six years old perhaps you’d beg your parents to get his magic money tree. However an adult should know better. And yes, I would like to make $107,389 in six months but I’d prefer to make $107,627 as this is is more appropriate for my lifestyle.

This guy is making so much money doing nothing that he just can’t wait to share it with everyone. What a nice guy! Though I think he meant to say “realistically make $100,000 a year online” as one would assume that $100,000 would have to be realistic unless it was monopoly money, counterfeit or some kid of holographic projection.

The message is clear. If you’re 1960′s James Bond wanna be then have we got a program for you! Internet Wealth Club here I come!

Some many offers, so little time. This Giedrius dude’s got all the secrets. Definitely got to get me that Forex Robot. Robots kick ass!

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This one is friggin’ awesome. If this doesn’t raise a bunch of red flags then you are a danger to yourself and others. Best line? How about a “fixed basic salary which is paid with a lot of different ways”. Uh, like blow jobs? Goats and chickens? Is there a list of options to choose from?

Dear Mr. / Mrs,

We would like you to review this offer.One of the big worldwide companies has a vacancy for you. GEC inc provides services for corporate and individual clients from more than 20 countries all over the world. GEC inc has a stable financial growth and we are looking for extension ways even during the economical crisis.

Our recruiting team has found your resume on the internet and considered your candidacy suitable for the position of financial operations department employee.

Here is a quick review of GEC inc.

Gold Electronic Currency Inc company was found in 2004 by several businessmen in Warsaw, Poland The services GEC inc provided were connected to purchasing/exchanging/selling of the digital currencies to people and companies.The internet currencies such as eGold, eBullion, MoneyBookers,Liberty Reserve became a lot more popular nowadays and since then we have reached a great success by providing the most qualified and efficient service to our customers.So we have a huge perspectives to expand more. There was a long experience of working with countries in Eastern Europe and we have recently entered US and UK markets.The company needs intelligent and strongly motivated employees.It must be the person with a lot of energy, the person who is communicative and punctual, disciplined and talented.

To apply for the position we offer you must:
- be legally trouble free
- have a clean record
- have a personal working cell phone
- be computer skilled as an intermediate user
- have an Internet access during the working hours

Among all the benefits we provide there are:
-fixed basic salary which is paid with a lot of different ways
-home based position opportunity, flexible schedule
-bonuses such as modern communications devices(iPhone or Blackberry cell phones, Mac or Sony Vaio laptops) after a trial month of our cooperation
-2-week paid vacation twice a year, the company makes all the tax payments.

Remember that there are no investments from you.The company has a strong security level and
does not operate checks or money orders due to security purposes.

You were chosen as a right person to work for GEC inc. We would love to see your reply as soon as possible. The number of the positions is limited ,so please be quick.

Thank you for your attention and please email us at ONLY at: HalletteFrohman43291@gmail.com

Best Regards

If this seems right to you, please disconnect from the internet. You are a danger to yourself and to others.

We read with interest your resume detailing your qualifications and relevant work experience on pages of Careerbuilder web site.

You certainly have an impressive range of skills and qualifications.

We serve some of the famous companies in the United States and Europe and work on many of the most outstanding experimental escrow transactions today. We are currently looking for individuals who possess an outstanding work ethic and a mind for business to fill our Financial agent position.

Duties will include:receive payments from our clients and process them to our contractors.

Successful candidates must possess excellent verbal and written communication skills, be honest and responsible. Previous experience in service or transactional process is an added plus.

Your profit will be $30000 – $40000 per year. It will increase each year. If you are interested in that vacancy please let me know just providing me with your reply by e-mail jobs@prof-escrow-group.com.

If you like the position, you will be able to start working within three days register on our website www.prof-escrow-group.com/company/registration/ . If you feel that position is not for you please let me know anyway and I will appreciate your reply.

You will get all additional details within 24 hours. I would ask you to read some additional information on our web site http://www.prof-escrow-group.com/

Best regards,
Ronald Rosinski

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Sometimes a snarky comment would just be redundant.

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Jesus, I don’t even think the immigrant strawberry pickers by my house hate their job this much. Although, I do fancy the phrase “paltry wages”. Dickens would be proud. Featuring the “best of” collection of disgruntled employee spam.

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I think he meant to use a winking emoticon and not a smiling one. I like how it’s supposed to look like Steven is replying to my original email which is sooo fake because I always make sure to capitalize proper names. And yes, you will get banned from casinos using this system because they’ll think you’re retarded, and no casino wants to be sued for letting a retarded person lose all his money.

yo mate, ok I`ll give you my trick but if you give it someone else
I`ll fuckin kill you    

you know in roulette you can bet on blacks or reds. If you bet $1 on
black and it goes black you win $1 but if it goes red you loose your $1.

So I found a way you can win everytime:

bet $1 on black if it goes black you win $1

now again bet $1 on black, if it goes red bet $3 on black, if it goes
red again bet $8 on black, if red again bet $20 on black, red again
bet $52 on black (always multiple you previous lost bet around 2.5),
if now is black you win $52 so you have $104 and you bet:

$1 + $3 + $8 + $20 + $52 = $84 So you just won $20    

now when you won you start with $1 on blacks again etc etc.
its always bound to go black
eventually (it`s 50/50) so that way you eventually always win.
But there`s a catch. If you
start winning too much (like $1000 a day) casino will finally notice
something and can ban you. I was banned once on royal casino.
don`t be too greedy and don`t win more then $200 a day and you can
do it for years. I think bigger casinos know that trick so I play
for real money on smaller ones, right now I play on
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I win $50-$200 a day and my account still works. You`ll find roulette
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And don`t you dare talling about it anyone else,if too many people
knows about it casinos will finally found a way to block that trick. If
you have any questions just drop me a line here or on skype.

c ya

----- Original Message -----
From: "wheres_the_beef" <my email deleted>
To: <jamesko@moskowmail.com>
Sent: Sunday, August 30, 2009 3:06 PM
Subject: Please send me the system

Yes, I know this is a scam, but you got to read the employment contract (particularly 5.Labor Remuneration).  It’s bat shit crazy!

Subject: Part Time Work

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I was so stoked that they found my non-existent profile on Careerbuilder website. Can’t wait to start acting as a mule for fraudulent checks. Woohoo!

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