Here’s an invite to apply as an iPAD applications & games tester… Sucker!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Buyer Beware Spam - Email Come Ons for Vague Products and Services, Miscellaneous Spam - Spam That Defies Categorization | Posted on 07-05-2010

Dude, not only do you get the keep the iPad after testing it, they give you a free blow job too! Too funny. Don’t you even be thinking about signing up for this scam.

I just became an iPad apps tester, and thought you might like to try it out.
Here's an invitation to become a tester too. They say you can keep the
iPad when testing is finished. Grab it!

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ningbao@gmail.com has invited you to candidate as an Apple iPAD software tester.

To accept this invite and sign-up as a tester, click here

http://www.Apps-Test-Center.com

If you haven't already heard about test iPad software, we are a organization
that helps iPAD software coder make better apps, by discovering testers.

- We need 5000 iPAD apps testers
- We charge you nothing, no hidden costs
- Test iPad apps for 2 months
- Send weekly reports, suggestions
- When you are done the program, you keep the iPad

Here you can learn more about the program, and how you can join:

http://www.Apps-Test-Center.com

Thanks

Apps Research Team

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This is a one-time only invite. You will NEVER receive anymore mail from us!

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Hello.You have been preapproved for free iPhone 4G. Please confirm delivery address.

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Buyer Beware Spam - Email Come Ons for Vague Products and Services | Posted on 06-07-2010

Do you have to be told this is a scam? Lord I hope not. But hey, if you want to enter in your email and bust your ass signing up and blowing your money on over a dozen offers for a fake contest then go for it!

Here’s the fine print on what you have to do to even have a chance to win this imaginary phone.

Tester-Rewards.com is solely responsible for all Gift fulfillment. In order to receive your gift you must: (1) Meet the eligibility requirements (2) complete the rewards bonus survey (3) complete a total of 13 Sponsor Offers as stated in the Gift Rules (4) Follow redemption instructions.

The following are a list of representative samples of our Sponsor Offers:

Netflix – Two weeks trial period, after which  subscription costs $9.99 per month unless or until cancelled.

Blockbuster – Your first month subscription will be for $9.99, after which you will be charged $17.99 per monthly subscription unless or until cancelled.

BMG Music Service – When you become a member you will receive 3 free CD selections. You will need to buy 1 more CD at the regular price ($14.98 and up) within a year. Once you do so, you may then choose 8 free CDs. You will receive a monthly Featured Selection unless another selection (including no shipment) is made.  S&H will be charged for each selection, plus any applicable taxes.

  • When you become a member of BMG Music Service, you’ll receive 3 FREE selections now. You agree to buy just 1 at the regular Club price ($14.98 to $18.98) within a year. You may then choose 8 more free. A shipping and handling fee will be charged for each selection, plus any applicable taxes.
  • A valid credit card is required for your introductory shipping and handling charges. This card will also be used for all future shipments, including Featured Selections, applicable shipping and handling charges, and applicable taxes.
  • You will receive updates via email about every 3 weeks (21 times a year) with information on a Featured Selection, tailored to your listening interest. If you wish to receive the Featured Selection, do nothing; it will be shipped to you automatically. If you don’t want it, respond online by the date specified. If you receive an unwanted Featured Selection, return it within 10 days at our expense and we will credit your account. You may cancel your membership at any time after purchasing 1 CD at the regular Club price.
  • When you receive your free introductory selections, preview them and review the complete terms of your Club membership for 10 days. If you’re not completely satisfied for any reason, simply return the selections at our expense with no further obligation.
  • As a member, you’ll receive discounts of up to 70% off regular prices, clearance CDs at incredibly low prices and even more FREE selections.
  • This offer is available in the continental USA and under special arrangement in Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, U.S.V.I., APO and FPO addresses. Offer limited to new members. Duplicate memberships cannot be processed. We reserve the right to limit the number of memberships per person per year, request additional information, reject any application, or cancel any membership. If bills become past due, late fees will be added. CDs obtained from BMG Music Service are for member use only and not for resale. Trademarks used in this advertisement are the property of various trademark owners. BMG Columbia House, Inc.

Columbia House – When you become a member you will get 5 DVDs for $0.49 each plus S&H. You will need to buy 5 more movies in the next 2 years at regular prices (currently as low as $19.95 plus S&H). You may cancel anytime thereafter, but not before.

  • As a Club member, you get 5 DVDs for 49¢ each with Free Shipping on your introductory order! You agree to buy 5 more movies in the next 2 years at regular Club prices (currently as low as $19.95 plus shipping and processing). You may cancel anytime thereafter. Take a 6th movie now for $14.95 with no shipping charges and you will have to buy only 4 more movies (instead of 5) in the next 2 years. Plus, you can even take a 7th movie for the special price of $9.95 with no shipping charges. Even with this huge discount on a 7th movie, you still only need to buy 4 more movies at regular Club prices in the next 2 years. You will receive a DVD Club mailing about every 3 weeks, up to 21 times per year, announcing your Director’s Selection. If you want the Director’s Selection, do nothing —it will be sent automatically. If you do not want to receive the Director’s Selection, simply check the appropriate box on your response card and mail it back to us so we receive it by the date specified. If you’d like to receive it sooner, or if you prefer an alternate selection, more selections or none at all, just visit our website or mail the response card so we receive it by the date specified. You will always have at least 10 days to decide. If you have less than 10 days and you receive an unwanted Director’s Selection, you may return it at our expense and we will credit your account. Your introductory package includes complete details and your Membership Agreement. If you are not completely satisfied, just return the introductory package and your introductory DVDs at our expense within 10 days, and we will cancel your account with no further obligation. Offer limited to customers of the contiguous United States and may be withdrawn at any time. Residents of Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, U.S. territories, APO and FPO addresses, please write or e-mail us for a separate offer. (Tax added in states where applicable.) All applications are subject to review. Columbia House reserves the right to request additional information, to reject any application or to cancel any membership.

Gevalia Coffee – With the free trial, you will receive four 1/2 lb boxes of Gevalia Kaffe and a 12 Cup Programmable Stainless Steel Coffeemaker & Set of two Stainless Steel Travel Mugs. Thereafter the next shipment will arrive approximately one month later with the selections you chose for your initial shipment, charged to the same credit card as the S&H for your initial shipment. After that, shipments will follow approximately every 6 weeks. Prices of coffees and teas vary, ranging from $5.55-$7.45 per package. Prices of coffee and tea pods are $7.95 for Regular and $8.45 for Decaffeinated. You will be charged S&H.

Discover – Requires applying and being approved for and using the Discover credit card. No annual fee.

Rising Star – 10 day trial period, after which membership continues at $78.41 per month plus S&H unless or until cancelled.

Clear Revolution – 30 day trial period, after which membership continues at $49.95 per month plus S&H unless or until cancelled.

Cosmetique – Membership costs $19.95 per month plus S&H unless or until cancelled.

NY Times – Monday through Friday subscription costs $4 for the first four weeks; $5.60/week for the following eight weeks; $6.20/week thereafter. Sunday subscription costs $4 for the first four weeks; $5.67/week for the following eight weeks; $6.30/week thereafter.

Gmoney.net – $1.87 for seven day access, after which subscription continues at $49.95 per month unless or until cancelled.

Magazineburst.com – $27.00 for four one year subscription. Thereafter annual subscription will be at the preferred rate then available.

Advantage Language – Ten day free trial period, after which you will be charged $79.95 per month and up to $8.95 for S&H unless or until cancelled.

Orchard Bank – Requires applying and being approved for and using the card.

Trimday – Requires a payment of $1 plus $6.95 S&H for a 14 day trial, after which you will be charged on the account used for the trial payment a monthly fee of $58.90 for each monthly shipment unless or until cancelled.

Overnight Genius – Membership subscription costs $78.41 plus $6.95 S&H per month. You will be charged the monthly fee after your trial period unless or until cancelled.

Globe Juvenile Insurance – You will be required to pay the regular rate after the first month. Regular rate can be found during the full rate quote process.

VideoProfessor – Membership subscription costs $89.95 plus $6.95 S&H every five weeks. You will be charged the membership subscription and S&H fee every five weeks after your 10 day trial.

SeattleCoffeeDirect – Pay initial payment of $9 plus $25 one-time handling fee, after which you will be billed $12.50 for each 12-oz. bag of coffee, plus a small shipping and handling fee.

Discover Miles Card – Requires applying and being approved for and using the card.

Vioderm Intensive Anti-Wrinkle Serum – $1.00 for a 14 day trial plus $6.95 for S&H, after which you will be shipped a 1 month’s supply of Vioderm Anti-Wrinkle Serum and your credit card used for the trial will be billed $56.90. Every 30 days you will automatically receive a 1 month’s supply of Vioderm for $56.90 charged to your credit card used for the trial, unless or until cancelled.

Cheaptrips.com – Annual membership subscription costs $49.95 plus $9.95 S&H.

4Seasonswineclub – The introductory price is $119.95 plus $16.95 S&H for 12 bottles of wine, after which, on a quarterly basis, you will be charged on the same account $9.95 (plus S&H) for each of 12 bottles each quarter, unless or until cancelled.

Roadloans – Requires obtaining a car loan.

ADT Home Security – Requires installing and activating a new home security system.

Summary of Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: How can you offer gifts?
A: We rebate advertiser dollars to consumers in the form of gifts. Our advertising sponsors cover the cost of the Free Apple iPhone 4G with the shipping and handling charges.

Q: Is there a fee to participate in this program?
A: There are no membership fees for joining. To get your gift, you must continue through the survey and complete participation requirements for sampling and purchasing products of interest.

Hello

You know what, I’m in a excellent mood so may I tell you a secret? I’m a sales agent leader target in your area.
As a representative, I’m allowed to send out 4 giifts phone each month as “returns” to loyal customers.
We just acquired the new Apple iPhone 4G!
Well, nobody has claimed theirs yet for the month (I don’t feel they really think we do this :) )
so if you claim one before midnight, I’ll be pleased to send it to you .

Please confirm yours free request here

Daryl Calcagni,
Customer consultant manager

3703 mizell road,Wrightwood

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Hot Ass Full of Cash

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Buyer Beware Spam - Email Come Ons for Vague Products and Services | Posted on 01-26-2010

Yes it got my attention. But the topless woman with the hot ass filled with cash begs the question: what exactly is this “simple solution” to put money in your pockets?

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Mr. John from Florida Wants to Buy a Pop Corn Machine with Fraudulent Credit Card and Scam URGENT SHIPPERS COM. L.M.D Company. I’m So Lucky!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Buyer Beware Spam - Email Come Ons for Vague Products and Services, Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 01-18-2010

This was sooo funny. I get an email asking to buy a Pop Corn popper. Obviously as scam. Most likely involving fake or stolen credit cards. So I decided to have a little fun. My responses are in RED. Not only does the Frozen Ham machine not phase him, he’s willing to pay full price!

Subject: RE: Urgent order

MY NAME IS JOHN FROM FLORIDA  I WILL LIKE TO KNOW IF YOU DO CARRY POP CON MACHIENS  IN STOCK FOR SALE.I WILL  ALSO LIKE TO KNOW THE PRICE FOR ONE,ALSO I WILL LIKE TO KNOW IF YOU ACCEPT VISA OR MASTER CREDIT CARD AS FORM OF PAYMENT.AND FOR THIS ORDER,I WILL LIKE TO RECOMMEND A FREIGHT COMPANY OVER YOUR COMPANY LOCATION TO PICK-UP THE MACHIENS TO ONE OF MY CHURCH’S .SO I WILL LIKE TO KNOW IF YOU DO AGREE THE FREIGHT COMPANY TO HANDLE THE SHIPMENT..FORWARD TO READ FROM YOUR REPLY SOON…..

KIND REGARDS,
MR.JOHN(OWNER)

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Sure we carry a lot of popcorn machines. Which model are you thinking about. The Pop-O-Matic 2000 or the PopMaster X?

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hello Butler
thank’s for the reaply,i will take Popmastar X.,i will also like to know the price for one.
hope to here from you soon.

Regards.
john.

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The PopMaster X is $1,475.

It comes with an extra safety shield to protect users from oil burns, three pounds of imported synthetic popcorn kernels, a gallon of refurbished corn oil, and a 12 month limited warranty against defects in craftsmanship.

We offer a 3 year extended warranty for an additional  $250.

Thanks,

Clay

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hello Clay

Thanks for the reply I will take $1,475., let me know the total cost 1opiece  including the pallet etc.  For pick up and shipments .I would  like you to send a note to URGENT SHIPPERS COM. L.M.D), and their email address is (urgentshippers@yahoo.com)  with the weight , size of the shipments .also  pick up address and the delivery address below, and they will provide you with the shipping cost . let me know as soon as  you know the cost for the shipment.I will call you to make the full payment.Advice if i can make payment with my master cards   . .Please treat this request as urgent.
I will be looking forward to hearing from you. Below is the delivery address.

Regards.
john.

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So sorry Mark,

I just checked my inventory and the last PopMaster X has already been committed to another buyer and the Pop-O-Matic 2000 is our last floor model. New shipments will arrive in two weeks. However we do have a refurbished frozen ham machine for only $850 (they normally sell for $1,250). If your church group likes pop corn they will probably like frozen ham as well. It’s a new treat that’s becoming very popular. The machine freezes a full size ham and then you connect the ham to a device that runs it through a shredder. It’s just like Hawaiian Shaved ice except it’s ham. Kit comes with 12 flavors of syrup and 24 boxes of cups as well to get you started.

Let me know if you’d like to proceed with this order instead.

Thanks,

Clay

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hello Clay,
Thanks for the reply I will take  $1,250, let me know the total cost15piece including the pallet etc.  For pick up and shipments .I would  like you to send a note to URGENT SHIPPERS COM. L.M.D), and their email address is (urgentshippers@yahoo.com)  with the weight , size of the shipments .also  pick up address and the delivery address below, and they will provide you with the shipping cost . let me know as soon as  you know the cost for the shipment.I will call you to make the full payment.Advice if i can make payment with my master cards   . .Please treat this request as urgent.
I will be looking forward to hearing from you. Below is the delivery address.
Delivery address

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Hello Mr. John,

I can’t find your delivery address anywhere.

Please send.

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hello Clay,
sorry for the lerte reaply, as i told you the shipping ccompany will come to your sit to pick the item’s.As i told you, i i’m not in town at this time.so you can go on and contact the shipping company.

Regards.
john.

Sure we carry a lot of popcorn machines. Which model are you thinking about. The Pop-O-Matic 2000 or the
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