He picks up a bus and he throughs it back down….Go Go COCKZILLA!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Penis Spam - Get a Bigger, Harder, Thicker, More Erect Penis Now! | Posted on 11-11-2013

Actually, I always thought that GREASE is the word. You know, the one that’s got groove, got meaning.

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She will want MORE of you

 

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The secret word of the day is…COCKZILLA

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Penis Spam - Get a Bigger, Harder, Thicker, More Erect Penis Now! | Posted on 12-17-2010

Ok, I’ll agree with all of them except “Smell sweeter below the belt”. They do realize that they are selling cock cream and not pussy perfume don’t they?

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Penis Spam - Get a Bigger, Harder, Thicker, More Erect Penis Now! | Posted on 03-06-2010

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Penis Spam - Get a Bigger, Harder, Thicker, More Erect Penis Now! | Posted on 02-08-2010

Probably the best subject line ever and the dumbest choice of clip art  yet.

Subject: Your sausage will become huger than ever before.

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Penis Spam - Get a Bigger, Harder, Thicker, More Erect Penis Now!, WTF Spam - Gibberish, Poppycock, and Random Letters | Posted on 01-26-2010

Awesome. A bunch of gibberish, a  suspect URL, a broken English banner, and the best WTF line ever: “Soon a magic wagon rolled up.” Huh? A big two thumbs up for this one.

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Good day, Denise!

This will pull them. And do not worry. You and your head. That should be Sordo. Faut pas penser. At the hour of our death. We were all in bad shape.
Maria had not waked. But he had kept it. He smiled in the dark. Muck them to hell and always. That cannot be taken away nor lost. Suppose that is what it is for? This is serious Jordan. That was what he would do. Then he looked up at the captain.
But the girls will tend to you. Then the screen lit up again. Doubt me if you will. Abruptly he shifted the subject. Even Chester grew nervous at this. The attempt had failed. Soon a magic wagon rolled up.
Nobody there can help. Thus his enemy had scored. Bink’s blood pressure started building. My talent is never wrong. It ruined our season. That’s why he can laugh. And how could you climb up again? Bmk found it.

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Totally Wrong Stock Photo to Sell Penis Enlargement Pills

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in One Pill Makes You Larger Spam - Online Pharmacies, Pills, and Erectile Dysfuntion Cures, Penis Spam - Get a Bigger, Harder, Thicker, More Erect Penis Now! | Posted on 12-29-2009

I’m not kidding, this is the photo they used for this penis enlargement and erectile dysfunction spam. Are you turned on yet by the mixed gender group of teenagers watching your erection grow?

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Almost Totally True Penis Enlargement Pitch

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Penis Spam - Get a Bigger, Harder, Thicker, More Erect Penis Now! | Posted on 11-02-2009

Well it started out with good general advice and then slipped into the usual “women want a big dick more than anything” spiel. This is a compilation of a series of five penis enlargement emails in the order they were received. Still baffled on how a big penis shows confidence. Do large breasts show confidence?

It’s impossible to hide failure. You can tell by the look on one’s face whether they are successful, or about to fall prey to another failed venture. ( An accurate observation on human behavior though con-artists are very good at hiding failure)

The first thing women notice about a man is his confidence level. A depressed looking man, who won’t stand up straight and confidently has little to no chance of getting a date with a good looking gal. ( True)

On the other hand, a broad-chested guy standing straight and tall with a confident look in his eyes and a swagger in his step is sure to catch the eye of a pretty women. He won’t be guaranteed to pick up a date with any girl he wants, but there’s no doubt he’ll catch their attention. (Accurate summary of  how human mate selection works)

And believe me, nothing in the world gives a man more confidence than a big penis. A man who knows that the schlong dangling in his pants is big enough to satisfy any woman walks around with an “I don’t have a care in the world” kind of aura. (Conjecture)

You can bet your bottom dollar that woman notice this. They don’t care about what a man has to say; but confidence speaks volumes. A big penis is the key to showing you have real confidence. (Basically inaccurate on all accounts)

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Eeeewww Gross!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Penis Spam - Get a Bigger, Harder, Thicker, More Erect Penis Now! | Posted on 09-04-2009

Is he peeing on her? I don’t get it.

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Consumer Warning – Make Sure You Buy the Right Fake Pills!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Penis Spam - Get a Bigger, Harder, Thicker, More Erect Penis Now! | Posted on 09-03-2009

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Confucius Say “With a Bigger Tool the Confidence Will be Shown in Your Eyes”

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Penis Spam - Get a Bigger, Harder, Thicker, More Erect Penis Now! | Posted on 09-02-2009

Holy cow! No wonder most men have no idea what women want. This is a compilation of a series of emails touting penis enlargements written in the style ( I assume unintentionally) of  Buddhist sayings. For full effect, read these out loud as David Carradine’s character from the Kung Fu television series. In a pinch, Mr. Miyagi from The Karate Kid or Jedi Master Yoda will work as well.

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Ladies don’t usually care about man’s big heart or wallet as much as they care for a big penis. As money can be spent in no time but memories of great night would be left in their mind forever. So come on and enlarge your love machine!

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Every extra inch of meat in your pants equals every extra positive feature of your character. Oh wait, who cares about your personality if you have a large device between your legs.

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Penis Spam - Get a Bigger, Harder, Thicker, More Erect Penis Now! | Posted on 09-02-2009

I must admit. That’s a clever way the write the letter “M”. It’s so weird that as spam devolves into jibberish in an attempt to thwart spam filters, I’m still able to easily read them. In fact I can read this better than my own hand writing!

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Dude, Don’t Buy the Fake Penis Enlargement Patch!

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Penis Spam - Get a Bigger, Harder, Thicker, More Erect Penis Now! | Posted on 09-02-2009

Dude, thanks for the tip! I almost bought those fake ones. How embarrassing!

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See Your Penis Grow Inch by Inch, Month by Month

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Penis Spam - Get a Bigger, Harder, Thicker, More Erect Penis Now! | Posted on 09-02-2009

I wonder how my penis will know when to STOP growing? I mean I’m thinking maybe 18″ tops. No bigger.

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Best of The Weird Reverse CAPTCHA Penis Drawings

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Penis Spam - Get a Bigger, Harder, Thicker, More Erect Penis Now! | Posted on 08-31-2009

This is part of an ongoing series of reverse CAPTCHA penis art spam. I assume the spammers keep changing the drawings to outwit the automated spam filters that can identify the images. Sure, it outwits the algorithms, but what sad sack would retype this crazy URL and then buy the product?

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Weird Flacid and Erect Penis Drawings

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Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Penis Spam - Get a Bigger, Harder, Thicker, More Erect Penis Now!, WTF Spam - Gibberish, Poppycock, and Random Letters | Posted on 08-31-2009

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