Look they underlined HARD. Get it? HARD, as in hard erections. Ha, ha ha, that is sooooo fucking funny. On a serious note these types most definitely won’t be impressed with a huge cock. You need a huge wallet.
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Probably the best subject line ever and the dumbest choice of clip art yet.
Subject: Your sausage will become huger than ever before.
According to the statistics some close relations bring people together better than any soul relations and inner world. That’s why it comes obvious that if you want to conquer the girl’s heart you ought to be a monster in her bed. Every girl love large tools, so that’s time for you to look at your device and decide whether you are able to satisfy your girlfriend or not.
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Awesome. A bunch of gibberish, a suspect URL, a broken English banner, and the best WTF line ever: “Soon a magic wagon rolled up.” Huh? A big two thumbs up for this one.
http://cid-ee234d0913c775de.spaces.live.com
Good day, Denise!
This will pull them. And do not worry. You and your head. That should be Sordo. Faut pas penser. At the hour of our death. We were all in bad shape.
Maria had not waked. But he had kept it. He smiled in the dark. Muck them to hell and always. That cannot be taken away nor lost. Suppose that is what it is for? This is serious Jordan. That was what he would do. Then he looked up at the captain.
But the girls will tend to you. Then the screen lit up again. Doubt me if you will. Abruptly he shifted the subject. Even Chester grew nervous at this. The attempt had failed. Soon a magic wagon rolled up.
Nobody there can help. Thus his enemy had scored. Bink’s blood pressure started building. My talent is never wrong. It ruined our season. That’s why he can laugh. And how could you climb up again? Bmk found it.
I’m not kidding, this is the photo they used for this penis enlargement and erectile dysfunction spam. Are you turned on yet by the mixed gender group of teenagers watching your erection grow?
Well it started out with good general advice and then slipped into the usual “women want a big dick more than anything” spiel. This is a compilation of a series of five penis enlargement emails in the order they were received. Still baffled on how a big penis shows confidence. Do large breasts show confidence?
It’s impossible to hide failure. You can tell by the look on one’s face whether they are successful, or about to fall prey to another failed venture. ( An accurate observation on human behavior though con-artists are very good at hiding failure)
The first thing women notice about a man is his confidence level. A depressed looking man, who won’t stand up straight and confidently has little to no chance of getting a date with a good looking gal. ( True)
On the other hand, a broad-chested guy standing straight and tall with a confident look in his eyes and a swagger in his step is sure to catch the eye of a pretty women. He won’t be guaranteed to pick up a date with any girl he wants, but there’s no doubt he’ll catch their attention. (Accurate summary of how human mate selection works)
And believe me, nothing in the world gives a man more confidence than a big penis. A man who knows that the schlong dangling in his pants is big enough to satisfy any woman walks around with an “I don’t have a care in the world” kind of aura. (Conjecture)
You can bet your bottom dollar that woman notice this. They don’t care about what a man has to say; but confidence speaks volumes. A big penis is the key to showing you have real confidence. (Basically inaccurate on all accounts)
Is he peeing on her? I don’t get it.
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Holy cow! No wonder most men have no idea what women want. This is a compilation of a series of emails touting penis enlargements written in the style ( I assume unintentionally) of Buddhist sayings. For full effect, read these out loud as David Carradine’s character from the Kung Fu television series. In a pinch, Mr. Miyagi from The Karate Kid or Jedi Master Yoda will work as well.
Subject: With a bigger tool the confidence will be shown in your eyes.
Would you like to have as many women so you could forget their names? All that would be possible if you added some extra inches to your beef stick. Just ask us how and we will help.
Subject: Enhance your tool and ladies will be lining up behind your door.
You are ashamed to take shower in public pools and gyms because of your tiny pecker? Now you can leave all your inhibitions behind as we know how to help you enlarge your instrument.
Subject: Having a bigger tool is not a dream, it’s reality.
Ladies don’t usually care about man’s big heart or wallet as much as they care for a big penis. As money can be spent in no time but memories of great night would be left in their mind forever. So come on and enlarge your love machine!
Subject: Your bed is empty? Maybe you should enlarge your little friend.
Women love looking at a big penis, holding it, kissing and caressing it but moreover they adore riding it. So if you want to bring pleasure to women, try our enlargement program today.
Subject: A big penis always matches any woman’s hole.
A lot of men resort to going down on women as that is the only way of satisfaction they could offer to desperate lovers. Thanks to new technologies every man has a chance now to please his lady with his enlarged stick.
Subject: If you water your tool, it won’t grow, but we know what will help.
Since your early childhood you were embarrassed of the size of your little friend? Now you can overcome your fear by enlarging it to the needed extend and get the desired confidence.
Subject: The real virility always starts from a big penis size.
Don’t miss your chance to become a real macho and by that we mean increasing your male dimensions. As nothing adds more masculinity to his style as decent size in his pants.
Subject: The bigger the tool in your pants is, the bigger man you feel.
Are you afraid of having to resort to surgeries to enlarge your little friend and useless exercises and other things don’t help? Then simply try our enlargement program and it is bound to bring you success.
Subject: Even the shyest girls like it thick and long.
Life is unjust that is why some men are well-endowed while others aren’t. But it is very easy to correct that. Enlarge your penis and become a complete man easily and fast.
Subject: The longer your tool is the shorter the way to popularity.
Did you notice that arrogant look on some men’s faces but couldn’t understand where it was coming from? Well, we will open you the secret – that is the big monster in his pants and you can have one like that very easily.
Subject: You hate your male friend? After enlargement it can become your best friend.
If a rational man feels like he needs more size down there to amuse and satisfy ladies, he goes to our e-store! Best prices on solutions for growing your main rod!
Subject: Every woman would ask you to take her body and heart.
Don’t know how to amaze your new girlfriend? How about enlarging your little friend and giving her the night of love and pleasure she won’t be able to forget?
Subject: Every extra inch in your pants means an extra number in your phone.
Your bedroom got cold and you think you know the reason? If you blame your little size for everything, stop doing it and start doing something to increase both the dimensions and the passion in bed.
Subject: Nothing gives more confidence than a big device.
Every extra inch of meat in your pants equals every extra positive feature of your character. Oh wait, who cares about your personality if you have a large device between your legs.
Subject: Tired of girls searching for your little friend in bed not being able to find it?
The same as men look at women’s breasts first, women look at men’s little friend down there first. And if they don’t find there something they like, they will never go to bed with you. So go ahead and change your size.
Subject: No luck with pretty women? Enlarging your stick is your way out.
Tired of spending a fortune for women including the expensive restaurants, luxury presents but when it comes to bed they reject you because of you inadequate penis size? The easiest decision is to enlarge your little pecker once and forever!
Subject: Every man would give up his brain for a decent size.
Want to please your woman with your penis not your tongue? Then head for your dream and try our enlargement program today to amaze your girlfriend in a few months.
Subject: Every extra inch gives her extra chance for reaching final destination.
Do you want to know the secret of picking up women? It’s as simple as having a big instrument hanging between your legs. So if you are ready for great popularity, enhance your size today.
Subject: If you have a huge stick, women will never tell you to get out of bed.
Your bedroom got cold and you think you know the reason? If you blame your little size for everything, stop doing it and start doing something to increase both the dimensions and the passion in bed.
Subject: Being hung as a horse is more than possible.
Are you afraid of having to resort to surgeries to enlarge your little friend and useless exercises and other things don’t help? Then simply try our enlargement program and it is bound to bring you success.
Subject: Women love making love with monsters even when it hurts.
Don’t know how to amaze your new girlfriend? How about enlarging your little friend and giving her the night of love and pleasure she won’t be able to forget?
Subject: Enlarge your device and women will jump in your bed.
If you take a risk to increase the numbers of inches in your pants you will notice how dramatically your life will change for better. You will be more popular among women and simply feel yourself a better man.
I must admit. That’s a clever way the write the letter “M”. It’s so weird that as spam devolves into jibberish in an attempt to thwart spam filters, I’m still able to easily read them. In fact I can read this better than my own hand writing!
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Dude, thanks for the tip! I almost bought those fake ones. How embarrassing!
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I wonder how my penis will know when to STOP growing? I mean I’m thinking maybe 18″ tops. No bigger.
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This is part of an ongoing series of reverse CAPTCHA penis art spam. I assume the spammers keep changing the drawings to outwit the automated spam filters that can identify the images. Sure, it outwits the algorithms, but what sad sack would retype this crazy URL and then buy the product?
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