Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Me So Lonely Spam - Lonely Girls, Russian Women, and Assorted Imaginary Hot Chicks | Posted on 07-05-2012
What an unfortunate name you have my dearest Alien.
How are you doing my dear? Hope fine.
My Name is Alien, I come across your profile I became so much interested to establish a friendship with you and I would like to discuss an urgent and important Business that will benefit both of us… I attached one picture for you, Please kindly reply me back for more introductions for you to know me better.
Take care of yourself.
Yours Alien.
Update: So I respond to her email and this is what came back
Dear Straight,
Thanks for responding to my mail to you; it really gave me more assurance to reveal a matter that is of great importance to me that could prove very profitable to both of us. Please be rest assured of its legality as it come with best of intentions.
My name is Ms. Alien Hanson, I have sense that you seem like an honest and trustworthy person who can handle confidential business with me. What I am about to disclose to you is highly confidential and I trust that you will keep my confidence.
A sum of USD$5,500 000.00 was supposed to be moved from my bank to Rio De Janeiro Brazil, a certain client through a courier services department. After doing all the processes to move the funds the package containing the fund was returned to me a couple of times, reason being the recipient did not turn up to receive or claim it. I have kept this money deposited with a save fund department here in England.
I contacted you based on the form that you are business-oriented, and I hope you won’t disappoint me in anyway. Knowing fully well that I am not a business woman and this is my first time of engaging in this kind of business transaction with somebody I don’t know personally, I expect trust, willingness and unity between the two of us during the course of this transaction. Moreover we should be clear and honest to each other because I believe that we both stand to gain immensely. And I hope at the end of the day you will have 30% while 70% will be for me of which shall be invested together into a joint venture with you at the end of the successfully conclusion of the transaction and also the fact that I have decided to settle down in your country upon completion of this deal.
If you are willing to cooperate with me on this assignment get back to me.
Yours sincerely,
Ms. Alien Hanson
