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Haven’t had one of these in a while. However I’ve been bombarded this morning with these to all my email addresses. Plus this PDF file is drop dead hilarious.  But not as hilarious as this version. I’m serious. Click on the link and check it out. Unfucking believable. Good for a chuckle. The explanation of how the contest works is priceless but not as priceless as the “warning” at the bottom about not getting fooled by all those other “fake” Yahoo contest. Yes, we wouldn’t want that to happen now would we.

YAHOO MAIL LOTTERY

124 Stockport Road, Long sight, Manchester M60 2 DB-United Kingdom
This is to inform you that you have won a prize money of One Million British Pounds (£1,000,000.00) for2010 Prize promotion which is organized by YAHOO, AOL & WINDOWS LIVE every (2) yrs.

YAHOO and MICRO SOFT collects all the email addresses of the people that are active online, among the millions that subscribed to Yahoo and Hotmail and few from other e-mail providers. Six people are selected every two years to benefit from this promotion and you are one of the Selected Winners.

PAYMENT OF PRIZE AND CLAIM.
Winners shall be paid in accordance with his/her Settlement Center. Yahoo Prize Award must be claimed no later than 28th days, from date of Draw Notification. Any prize not claimed within this period will be forfeited.

Stated below are your identification numbers: BATCH NUMBER: MFI/08/APA-43658, REFERENCE NUMBER:
2008234522, PIN: 1208
WINNING NUMBER: 01 14 21 30 35 48
These numbers fall within the South African Location file, you are requested to contact our fiduciary agent in
South Africa and send your winning identification numbers to him:
CONTACT YOUR CLAIMS AGENT IN SOUTH AFRICA:
NAME: Dr. Clement Dube
E-Mail: clementdubeclaimdept@gmail.com
TEL: +27-736-007-041
You are advised to send the following information to your Claims Agent to facilitate the release of of your fund
to you.
1. Full name…………………………
2. Country…………………………….
3. Contact Address…………………
4. Telephone Number……………..
5. Fax Number…. ……………………
5. Marital Status…………………….
6. Occupation………………………..
7. My Date of birth…………………
8. Sex……………………………
9. Batch Number……………………………
10. Reference Number……………………………
11. Pin Number…………………………..
12. Winning Number…………………………..
13. Amount Won…………………………..

Congratulations!! Once again.
Yours in service,

Dr. (Mrs.) Mercy Hartemink

WARNING!
You may also receive similar e-mails from people portraying to be other Organizations of yahoo Inc. This is solely to collect your personal information from you and lay claim over your winning. In event that you receive any e-mail similar to the notification letter that was sent to you, kindly delete it from your mailbox and give no further correspondence to
such person or body.

Yahoo shall not be held responsible for any loss of fund arising from the above mentioned.

PLS SEND YOUR REPLY TO YOUR CLAIMING MANAGER EMAIL ADDRESS:
(clementdubeclaimdept@gmail.com)