Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Computer Virus Spam - Open the Attachment or Follow a Link to Get Infected by a Trojan | Posted on 08-16-2010
Fuck you Chrystal, Jenna, Ken and Mariana. You sent this on the 11th and my first day of work isn’t until the 19th! WTF! I’ll be damned if I’m going to wait until January 2011 to enroll in the ESS program. That’s the main reason I took the job. See you on the 19tht when I go on a fucking rampage and gun down your whole redundant, over-staffed HR department biotch!
Hi
We will be scheduling new employee orientation in the next couple of weeks, however I wanted you to have an opportunity to review our benefits ahead of time since you only have 30 days from your hire date to enroll in our benefits. I have attached the information on how you can access our benefit information on line and how to enroll in the plan options through Employee Self Service (ESS).
You must enroll in our benefits no later than August 15, 2010 or your next opportunity to enroll would be January 1, 2011. I will return from vacation on Monday, August 16 so if you have any questions regarding the benefits I can assist you at that time which is before the deadline of August 16, 2010.
I will be here today till 5pm if you have any questions.
Chrystal Rollins | Human Resources Coordinator
Hi
We will be scheduling new employee orientation in the next couple of weeks, however I wanted you to have an opportunity to review our benefits ahead of time since you only have 30 days from your hire date to enroll in our benefits. I have attached the information on how you can access our benefit information on line and how to enroll in the plan options through Employee Self Service (ESS).
You must enroll in our benefits no later than August 15, 2010 or your next opportunity to enroll would be January 1, 2011. I will return from vacation on Monday, August 16 so if you have any questions regarding the benefits I can assist you at that time which is before the deadline of August 16, 2010.
I will be here today till 5pm if you have any questions.
Jenna Elmore | Human Resources Coordinator
Hi
We will be scheduling new employee orientation in the next couple of weeks, however I wanted you to have an opportunity to review our benefits ahead of time since you only have 30 days from your hire date to enroll in our benefits. I have attached the information on how you can access our benefit information on line and how to enroll in the plan options through Employee Self Service (ESS).
You must enroll in our benefits no later than August 15, 2010 or your next opportunity to enroll would be January 1, 2011. I will return from vacation on Monday, August 16 so if you have any questions regarding the benefits I can assist you at that time which is before the deadline of August 16, 2010.
I will be here today till 5pm if you have any questions.
Ken Lovett | Human Resources Coordinator
Hi
We will be scheduling new employee orientation in the next couple of weeks, however I wanted you to have an opportunity to review our benefits ahead of time since you only have 30 days from your hire date to enroll in our benefits. I have attached the information on how you can access our benefit information on line and how to enroll in the plan options through Employee Self Service (ESS).
You must enroll in our benefits no later than August 15, 2010 or your next opportunity to enroll would be January 1, 2011. I will return from vacation on Monday, August 16 so if you have any questions regarding the benefits I can assist you at that time which is before the deadline of August 16, 2010.
I will be here today till 5pm if you have any questions.
Mariana Price | Human Resources Coordinator
