Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 07-01-2010
I must say this one kicks ass over most contests. The “prestigious Microsoft® Windows XP Corporations” had a contest using their totally awesome “Computerized Email Selection System (C.E.S.S.)” and selected me as the winner. I get “Five Hundred Thousand Great British Pounds” in the hopes that I “will continue to be active and patronage to the Microsoft® Windows XP Corporations”. Holy shit, that’s a mighty expensive customer retention program! That can’t possibly be sustainable even for Microsoft.
Microsoft Promotion Award Team
23 South Way WIW London,
United Kingdom.
MICROSOFT WINNING NOTIFICATION…. PROMO
The prestigious Microsoft® Windows XP Corporations wishes to inform you that your e-mail address emerged as one of their online lucky Winners selected from our private computerized lottery drawn here in London United Kingdom and this selection process was carried out through a random selection in our Computerized Email Selection System (C.E.S.S.) from a database of over a million email addresses from the world wide web.
This promotion was set-up to encourage the active users of the Internet Microsoft® Windows. Hence we do believe that with your winning prize, you will continue to be active and patronage to the Microsoft® Windows XP Corporations. Therefore you have won the sum of £500,000.00 pounds {Five Hundred Thousand Great British Pounds}. A winning cheque will be issued in your name by the Microsoft® Windows XP Corporation and also a certificate of prize claims will be sent to you along side with your winnings cheque. You are to make contact with your designated agent who shall by duty, guide you through the process of facilitating the release of your Prize.
For claims,you are advised to contact your designated appointed agent with the
following details below.
Zentec Security
Mr Astrid Pedersen
Email:zentec.ltd1@contractor.net
Direct Tel.Line;+44(0)703-174-5881
VERIFICATION AND FUNDS RELEASE FORM.
1. Full Name:…………..
2. Address………………..
3. Occupation:…………..
4. Nationality……………
5. Tel No……………………
6.Date Of Birth………………..
Once again on behalf of all our staff and Managements we say CONGRATULATIONS!
Sincerely,
Microsoft Promotion Award Team,
United Kingdom Sub Region.
“…Hence we do believe that with your winning prize, you will continue to be active and patronage to the Microsoft® Windows XP Corporations. Therefore you have won the sum of £500,000.00 pounds {Five Hundred Thousand Great British Pounds}. A winning cheque will be issued in your name by the Microsoft® Windows XP Corporation and also a certificate of prize claims will be sent to you along side with your winnings cheque…”
Okay. That’s it! I’m selling my shares in Microsoft.
If a U.S. corporation can’t give away U.S. dollars and hire Americans to do it, well by golly, that’s taking “off shoring” just a little too far!
(What?!?! It’s a scam…? Oh…………… nevermind.)
hi hello? how are you?i am win in to respones my email is afzaal77@yahoo.com ok i am waiting