Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in Nigerian and 419 Scam Spam - Hidden Bank Accounts, Dead Aristocrats, Lotteries, and International Espionage | Posted on 07-13-2010
Ah yes, Mr. Krugger, I remember him well. Oh, the wild times we had at the annual Helicopter Society pancake breakfast. And don’t even get me started about the debauchery at the Institute of Electronic & Electrical Engineers. The stories I could tell!
NOTIFICATION LETTER !!! On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr.Juriaan Kugger. I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter were returned undelivered. I wish to notify you that late Engr. Juriaan Kugger made you a beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum of Thirty Million, One Hundred Thousand Dollars (USD$30, 100.000.00) to you in the Codicil and last testament to his WILL. This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true. Being a widely traveled man, he must have been in contact with you in the past or simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who wished you good. Engr. Juriaan Kugger until his death was a member of the Helicopter Society and the Institute of Electronic & Electrical Engineers. Please if I reach you as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me conclude my job. You are advice to contact me with my personal email: barrandreawfraser101@live.co.uk Await your prompt response. Yours in Service, BARRISTER ANDREAW FRASER ESQ. PRINCIPAL PARTNERS: Barrister Aidan Walsh.Esq Markus Wolfgang, Mr. John Marvey Esq., Mr. Jerry Smith Esq.
Dang!
The Helicopter Society and the Institute of Electronic & Electrical Engineers sounds like one fun bunch.
Where do I sign up?
RE: “…late Engr. Juriaan Kugger…”
Is Juriaan Kugger habitually late or just the one incident?
Oh, he was habitually late. Mr Kugger was a most agreeable gentlemen but he missed many social gatherings due to his tardiness. One night he kept us waiting in the motorcar for a full three hours while he futzed around with this, that and the other.
Whoever you are, u just made my day!
The company I work for, just got this email scam. After reading it, I thought:
“Another scam!… hummm… first time I hear about this one… let´s see what the internet says about it!”
…and BAM! Your funny response to it, came as one on the top page choices. I cried with laughter. (exagerating a bit) :p
but,…
The annual Helicopter Society pancake breakfast?!?!?!
ahahahaha
That was a good one.
I also liked the “wild times” quote! (ahaha)
That was a crazy old man!… I miss him already.
He seems to have left a lot of beneficiaries to his WILL!
I´m guessing: we´ll all have to share his fortune…?!
…Stepping inside the scammer´s shoes for a moment, to the time when he/she got (would get) your response:
It felt like “The Victim Has Got a Scam Too!” sort of trailler.
Nice one.
Thank you for these happy times!
Best regards,
JDC
You’re welcome JDC!
These scams are particularly annoying when you have traveled a great deal and met lots of odd old characters whose names you can’t remember. I ALWAYS Google the names just in case