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I get so many Nigerian 419 scams that I just don’t bother posting them but Miss Jenny has a really interesting story that’s convoluted even by the standards of the genre. Her parents and three sisters were poisoned by their enemies. But even though she escaped the poisoning  because she was at school that day, she somehow ended up in a coma for two weeks. Her late father left her $5.2 million do with as she pleases. Fair enough, but she wants to give me, a total stranger, 20% of the money to help her invest it. Huh? She say she lives in “fear and bondage” which is something many people pay good money to achieve and says the real reason she’s giving me 20% is “because it looks stupid for me trying to confide in a total stranger I never met before”. Well yes, that is true, it does look stupid, but why pay someone for the privilege of looking stupid?

HONEST SOMEONE 

During the civil and political crisis in our country, my parents together with my
three sisters were poisoned by heartless elements. Fortunately for me, I was in
when this tragedy took place to our family. I was in coma for almost two weeks.
But I thank the almighty God because I never knew that I could support the shock
of losing almost my whole family. That is by the way. Right now I am still here
in Cote d’Ivoire with but very unsafe for me. I’m living in great fear and bondage. 

I intend leaving this country as soon as possible but only one thing kept me back. 

My late father has deposited with one of the prime bank the sum of money,
$5.2Million USD, for onward transfer to any bank abroad .But unfortunately
he did not complete the transaction before he died. I have met with the bank
director who has certified my claims to the money. I have all the documents
concerns this money in the bank; I have mapped out 20% out of the total money for
your help and assistance because it looks stupid for me trying to confide
in a total stranger I never met before. By instinct I am convinced you
are an honest person and you have the capacity to handle this transaction with me. 

As soon as it is done, I will come over to meet you and spend
the rest of my live in your country. I wish to invest the money
into estate business etc. I promise to greatly compensate you for any
assistance you may offer us. I do not know how you may feel about this
but I want you to take this very serious and confidential.

Down here, I am living in fear because enemies of my parents
are hunting for me. 

Please let me know your mind concerning my proposal to you.

Miss Jenny