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Maybe I’m old fashioned but I think the “saggy” boobs look better. The part about “realigning your nipple to a higher position” is a little disturbing though. I keep thinking of a puck on an air hockey table. I think they meant to say it pushes your breast higher so your nipple appears higher. I seriously doubt they meant that the nipple itself slides around the surface of the breast.