Posted by Mr Spamalicious | Posted in As Seen on TV Spam - Questionable and Useless Products | Posted on 04-18-2010
Here’s the deal. I go strawberry picking every weekend in the summer with my daughter. Not only that I also grow my own. Strawberries do not grow in a vine. They have a cluster, then send out a runner with a baby cluster on it that roots itself. Once the runner is established it will start to grow strawberries. It too will send out a runner eventually. So if the drawing was accurate it would show the top making berries then all these runners sending out roots trying to establish itself but completely berry-less. Plus, the Tri-Star variety doesn’t produce year around, it’s not possible for this variety. It also needs lots of direct sunlight so forget about growing it indoors. Fucking botanical liars.
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Grow Strawberries All Year Long. You’ll have delicious strawberries in just 60 days. You can pot in soil or any other potting medium.
For only $9.98 plus $6.95 S&H, you can grow your own delicious, juicy Tri-Star All Season Strawberries. Each package includes an 8 1/2 inch hanging basket, 3 Tri-Star Strawberry Plants & our easy care instructions! And as special BONUS OFFER we’ll send you a second package absolutely FREE, just pay $6.95 S&H. Now growing your own fruits have never been easier!
