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I just love a good secret so I responded for kicks. I got back a reply, the typical “it’s a secret’ response and the most hilarious “official” document ever. Click here to see the original Word document.

REMITTANCE OF US$15,200,000.00 CONFIDENTIAL IS THE CASE.

This message might meet you in utmost surprise; however, it’s just my
Urgent need for foreign partner that made me to contact you for this transaction.
I am a banker by profession from Burkina Faso in West Africa and currently holding the post of director Auditing and accounting unit of the bank.
I have the opportunity of transferring the left over Funds ($15.2 million) of one of my bank clients who died Along with his entire family at 11, sept 2001 (AMERICA ATTACK).Hence, I am inviting you for a business deal where this money can be shared between us in the ratio of 50/40. I will like to inform you that this transaction is 100% risk free, while further details of the transfer will be forwarded to you as soon as I receive your return mail.

Your Urgent response is needed for immediate transfer of this fund to you.

(FILL THIS FORM BELLOW PLEASE AND RESEND IT TO ME).

1) Your Full Name………………
2) Your Age…………………….
3) Marital Statuses…………………
4) Your Cell Phone Number…………….
5) Your Country…………………
6) Your Occupation…………..
7) YOUR SEX…………………….
Your Religion………………..

So I ask the obvious question.

Sounds interesting. But where does the other 10% go?

He gets right back to me with a most interesting official document

Dear sam,

Salam,

I am very happy in receiving your mail. Once again on the respect of your mail view your attach for the application form fill in your banking information and send it to the bank and mail me a copy of it for my pursue.

So my dear at this very stage, oral communication is very important, so once you send the application to the bank, in other to expedite action, just endeavour to call me.

Please note the said fund is in the late deceased bank account. It has being dormant since the late deceased customer died. Now, you should understand, there is need for you to apply by sending an application form to the bank for the onward processing and transfer of the fund into your account. Note, there shall be need to incure little expenses in the course of the processing of the fund transfer into your account considering the bank transactional policy. So all expenses incurred by you and me will be deducted from the 10% before sharing according to the percentages indicated.

All you need to do before receiving the money is to be on my side, and send me all the information you may receive from our bank as the transaction commences for guidance to avoid mistake. And please do not let any one in the bank to know that I am the one that contacted you in this transaction because am still working in the same bank. Because if there know I will loose my work and the transaction will stop. SO PLEASE DO KEEP THIS BUSINESS AS TOP SRCRET BETWEEN YOU AND I. until you confirmed this found and ask me to come down to your country for the sharing and further investment.

I am for your personal profile and a copy the filling of the application

Thanks.

Dr.Abdul Qahaar.

00226 78 51 64 17