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This one kicks ass. The $10 million dollar parcel is pretty awesome as is, but I only need to send them $150 to get it AND the text question/answer code is TRUST/HONEST. Sweet!

And while yes I understand this is a “huge amount” Mr Dickson, I really, truly, don’t understand what you mean by “accumulating dumurages”.

ODS COURIER SERVICE MANAGING DIRECTOR..
N/B: SEND ALL THE REQUESTED INFORMATION TO :
70 International Airport Road
Mafoluku, ogun state Nigeria.
Email:((mr.dicksonsamuel@hotmail.com)   

CLAIM NOTIFICATION.
Attention, Attention, Attention.
The ODS courier Service Company are hereby pass an essential massage to all our
valuable customers to be very careful while presenting their receivers residential
address to avoid wrong delivery.This is the ODS courier service company mailing you
as per your parcel that was brought to this company to be delivered to you by one
MR.JAMES CLAYMAN along the delivery process there was a misunderstanding between
us and the Nicon Insurance Company in regard of their request as per their insurance
certificate which happens to be course of your parcel pending for the past one year.
Meanwhile we are hereby happy to inform you that the ODS Company has finalized
everything with the Nicon Insurance Company of Nigeria as the company organization
has also listed 24 valuable parcel's to be intact in their office after the released
of the parcel's from the Nicon Insurance Company.The following information is needed
in order to reconfirm your information here in our office so go ahead and fill it
and send it to us with th

NAME:............
ADDRESS:.........
CELL PHONE:......
OCCUPATION & AGE:.......
We are happy to inform you once again that your parcel that contain the sum
of US$10,000,000.00 (Ten Million United States Dollars) is among the 24
parcel's listed which is now in our office and also with your name as the
receiver despite that we lost your private residential address, which is
an indication that you can now re-send your residential address back to the
ODS company where your parcel can be delivered to you without
hesitation with this e-mail (mr.dicksonsamuel@hotmail.com) Without hesitations
you are to pay the required sum of $150 via Western Union Money Transfer or
Money Gram so that your parcel can be delivered to your residential address
before it accumulate a dumurrage after one week only, as you know your
parcel is not just an ordinary parcel but with a huge amount and I think you
understand what I mean by accumulating dumurages? Which you will not allow to
happen to your recovery parcel that was almost gone if not for the love that the
good God.We assure you that your parcel will arrive at your country in two days
time and it will get to your door step the second Or third day as soon as this
company receive the balance left by your sender and the tracking number of your
parcel will be sent to you via e-mail immediately so that you can track it
yourself to see your parcel coming on the way and you will also know when
it will arrive at your country because we operate in trust and loyalty in your favour.
And also
PAYMENT INFORMATION OFFICE DICKSON SAMUEL:
SENDERS NAME-------
SENDERS COUNTRY-----
RECIEVER'S NAME ------ DICKSON SAMUEL
RECIEVER'S COUNTRY ----ASABA , NIGERIA
TEXT QUESTION------------TRUST.
TEXT ANSWER---------------.HONEST.
AMOUNT TO BE PAID---------$150
AND ALSO WITH THE CONTROL NUMBER (MTCN)
ODS is one of the world's great success stories, the start-up that
revolutionized the delivery of packages and information. In the past 15
years, we’ve grown up and grown into a diverse family of Companies -a
ODS that's bigger, stronger, better than ever.
WAITING TO READ YOUR E-MAIL. YOURS AFFECTIONATELY,
MR DICKSON SAMUEL
ODS COURIER SERVICE MANAGING DIRECTOR
(mr.dicksonsamuel@hotmail.com)