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More awesome job opportunities. A flood of these just came in yesterday. Seems the company hasn’t figured out exactly what your salary is. Apparently I can make $3797, $3683, $3572, $3318, or $3069 per month. Well duh, I’m applying for the  $3797 job of course! What do they think I am, stupid?

Subject: Make $3683 per month no experience needed!!

An import export company seeks remote employees.
Our company specializes in marketing and selling of the various products on the Internet and our goal is to connect sellers and buyers
for various products online thus assuring the best possible outcome for the both parties involved.
Being foreign company makes it harder to manage sales transactions with US customers,
thus we are looking for support of regional customer service representative.
The main duties include receiving and making payments on client’s behalf, managing the preparation and distribution
for expected transactions and ensuring accuracy and promptness of payments and reports.
Number of expected transactions per week: from 2-3 (at the beginning of work) to 5-7 (after the first probation month).

Benefits:
1. Base salary(after a month evaluation period), commissions + monthly bonuses
2. All banking and cellphone expenses covered
3. Earnings in addition to your current job
4. No need to sell anything or look for customers

Requirements:
1. Mobile and stationary phone
2. Access to e-mail via Internet or mobile phone
3. Minimum age: 25
4. Bank account

If you are interested in this job offer, please send the your free form application to:
Brenton@us-consalt.com

I’ll answer you as soon as possible.

Another Version…

Subject: Make $3572 per month no experience needed!!

Greetings

I’m addressing you on behalf of the HR department of a large company. Our enterprise is connected with a great number of various activities, like:
- companies setting-up
- companies winding-up
- opening accounts in United States
- etc.

Currently, we are looking for managers in United States:
- salary $2.294 + bonus
- 2-3 working hours per day
- optimal timetable

If you are interested in this job send us the necessary information on the following e-mail address: Jess@us-consalt.com
Full name:
Country:
E-mail:
Mobile phone-number:

We are looking for the people who have a right to work in United States

Please mention your name and write the phone number. Our manager will contact you to fix an interview.

And another version…

Subject: Make $3069 per month no experience needed!!

An import export company seeks remote employees.
Our company specializes in marketing and selling of the various products on the Internet and our goal is to connect sellers and buyers
for various products online thus assuring the best possible outcome for the both parties involved.
Being foreign company makes it harder to manage sales transactions with US customers,
thus we are looking for support of regional customer service representative.
The main duties include receiving and making payments on client’s behalf, managing the preparation and distribution
for expected transactions and ensuring accuracy and promptness of payments and reports.
Number of expected transactions per week: from 2-3 (at the beginning of work) to 5-7 (after the first probation month).

Benefits:
1. Base salary(after a month evaluation period), commissions + monthly bonuses
2. All banking and cellphone expenses covered
3. Earnings in addition to your current job
4. No need to sell anything or look for customers

Requirements:
1. Mobile and stationary phone
2. Access to e-mail via Internet or mobile phone
3. Minimum age: 25
4. Bank account

If you are interested in this job offer, please send the your free form application to:
Peter@us-consalt.com

I’ll answer you as soon as possible.

And another version…

Subject: Make $3318 per month no experience needed!!

Welcoming speech

I am a representative of the HR department of a large international company. Our company covers a wide range of businesses
- real estate
- accounts opening
- undertaking services
- etc.

There are vacant positions of regional managers in United States:
- salary $2.574 + bonus
- 1-2 working hours per day
- free timetable

If you have a wish to become a part of our team, please inform us the following: Florence@us-consalt.com
First Name:
Last name:
Country of living:
City
E-mail:
Phone:

We are looking for the people who have a right to work in United States

Please, write your name and Telephone Number so that our manager could contact you and conduct an interview.

And another version…

Subject: Make $3797 per month no experience needed!!

An import export company seeks remote employees.
Our company specializes in marketing and selling of the various products on the Internet and our goal is to connect sellers and buyers
for various products online thus assuring the best possible outcome for the both parties involved.
Being foreign company makes it harder to manage sales transactions with US customers,
thus we are looking for support of regional customer service representative.
The main duties include receiving and making payments on client’s behalf, managing the preparation and distribution
for expected transactions and ensuring accuracy and promptness of payments and reports.
Number of expected transactions per week: from 2-3 (at the beginning of work) to 5-7 (after the first probation month).

Benefits:
1. Base salary(after a month evaluation period), commissions + monthly bonuses
2. All banking and cellphone expenses covered
3. Earnings in addition to your current job
4. No need to sell anything or look for customers

Requirements:
1. Mobile and stationary phone
2. Access to e-mail via Internet or mobile phone
3. Minimum age: 25
4. Bank account

If you are interested in this job offer, please send the your free form application to:
Janie@us-consalt.com

I’ll answer you as soon as possible.