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This is an exchange I had with “Natalya” a Russian scam artists. The exchange is quite amusing with her telling me that “she not so beautiful as the Hollywood Star” yet continually sends modeling shots and  film location shots that were apparently taken over the span of a decade. I guess I’m supposed to feel sorry for her that she doesn’t understand how hot she is and I’m the perfect guy to show her how beautiful she is.

I used my alias Sam Malone for this one. As usual she keeps having “problems” with her email and keeps sending me new ones. Of course, that’s code for “Yahoo keeps deleting my accounts because I’m a fucking scam artist”. These letters are always a bit confusing because they are working so many marks at the same time that they get us confused and sometimes their form letters come out of order.

Its Natalya (this is my name) writing to you!
Have good day!

I am glad, that you have decided to answer.
You are surprised to receive my letter?
I want, that you knew, that I have only good intentions,
and I do not have any secrets.

I want that you knew my plans.
The sense of my letter in that that is the special program for young
men who wishes to work abroad.







I am going to work in your country in a current, approximately, three months and
I wish to meet the good person to fall in love, or to be the close friend.
The agency will offer me work in any shop, a bar or restaurant which will
become interested in my questionnaire.

So the agency should offer me a residing place, near to my future work.
For me there is a work and place choice where I will live.
Thus I will have a simple work while I will not improve the English language.
I can choose any city of your area, the agency will collect all necessary
documents for reception of the working visa, And so also all travel papers.
I think that it is a correct way for me.

I wish to work in America either in Europe, or in any good country.
I am full of plans and various dreams, And I wish to divide my life with
the good person, to that-that I as am full of love and tenderness, I know it!

I am not so beautiful as the Hollywood Star, but I really hope to meet my prince,
And I will not be assured that he to object to meet me actually.
I do not wish to live in Russia, to that-that I do not have any
possibilities here, because of crisis I have lost,
And now I can not find good work.

I will go to this travel, approximately, in two weeks
(I cannot tell precisely right now),But I wish to be confident, that
I have a person who waits for me there.I will work all the day long,
and I wish to know that there is a person ready to spend all free time
with me together to learn each other better.If you have any interest to meet me,
I will be more than is happy to meet you also.

I will tell to you all details about me and my life if you
like my photos, and you wish to meet me!

Please send a photo you also!

Well, I will close this letter, and I really hope to receive your answer!
It is my mail box paradiseonearth0820@yahoo.com,
please your letters to this address.

Forgive my awful English, but I only study)
I will wait your letter!
Kiss you!

So I work up a reply using some stock images from Getty…

Hello Natalya,

My, you are so young and beautiful! How dare you say you don’t look as attractive as a Hollywood model. Your English is quite good as well. I could understand your email easily.

A little bit about myself, I’m a retired businessman. For years I ran a successful shoe shining business. I didn’t shine the shoes myself. I owned a controlled hundreds of shoe shining kiosks across most major American airports. The shoe shiners paid a fee to use the kiosk. It’s similar to the way a hairdresser rents out space in a studio. It was quite lucrative and then in 2003 I sold the business and retired.

I’m most intrigued by your photo with you holding the jar of pickles. I’m also into food and taking photos of myself with food. It’s a fun little hobby. I have hundreds of photos of myself with omelettes, hamburgers, pasta dishes, and produce and of all kinds.

Here are a couple of my favorites. I took these with a tripod at my summer beach house.

I’m a bit older than you, but I do take good care of my health and I’m very active socially and physically. I hope the age difference doesn’t bother you.

I may be able to help you with finding work. I have a lot of friends who own their own businesses.

Hope to hear from you soon,

Sam

But Yahoo deleted her account…

I understand nothing! (((That I do incorrectly?
But at me again problems with a mail box (((
Here the new address paradiseonearth00820@yahoo.com
Write letters now here, please!
My oldest address -  paradiseonearth0820@yahoo.com  not worked

Natalya

And then deleted her next one…

I understand nothing! (((That I do incorrectly?
But at me again problems with a mail box (((
Here the new address paradiseonearth008200@yahoo.com
Write letters now here, please!
My oldest address - paradiseonearth00820@yahoo.com not worked

Natalya

But then one finally get’s through. It’s the usual super hot lonely Russian girl story….

Hello Sam, thanks that you have decided to answer me!
I should repeat to you that I have only kind intentions.
You should know that I the beginner on the Internet, and I not so good author
in English, therefore, If you see many errors, please, be patient)

I know you wish to know more about me.
I am a usual girl! To me of 25 years, my birthday on December, 25, 1983.
I do all that I can to keep my youth, Therefore I am the body in the sports
form, I do many exercises to be in a good condition!

I approximately 172 sm (5.6), and my weight make approximately 53 kg.
To me often speak that I look well, But I think that all women have own taste.
I never was married, and I do not have children.

I have sister Olga, it is more senior me for three years, she married, lives
with the husband in Irkutsk, it the good photographer (in Irkutsk - a celebrity).

As I have brother Maxim, to it of 19 years, he studies in college, in Shelekhov.

We with mum, her name Belief, in March to it was 50 years, and the brother we
live in small apartment, we have only two rooms, and it is the big problem for us ((
Our daddy has died three years ago, it worked as the miner and was lost
at gas explosion in mine.

You cannot imagine that means to be born in a small city in Russia,
here there are no possibilities to live well and to have good work ((
All young men leave small cities to search for the big good luck in the
big cities, but nobody waits for them there.

I wish to leave Russia, I know, that it seems ugly, but I am afraid to be lost here,
as well as many young girls before me. It not a place to grow up children and to
have the steady future.

My mum - my big problem also, at it is the big dream to see me married, and
she wants that I was happy. She speaks to me every day that I should marry very soon,
but I think that it  only my business, I not the small child. Gathering in
this travel I should sell all valuable things, but I will get
it again as soon as I will earn money.





I want that you knew that I am not afraid to work.
I am going to spend 3 months abroad, therefore agency a unique way which
I can leave Russia.

The agency collects all necessary documents and soon I will go to Moscow to pass
interview and embassy.From Moscow I will go to you and agency asks me about the
city name where I am going to work.If you do not object, please tell to me the
name of your city and the closest international airport!

I will order the flight from Moscow to you!

I think that it will be the big happiness to meet my love, and to remain
to live there for ever.

I know that it not so easily, but I think that it probably! I wish to love and
be favourite, I wish to construct our own Happiness, only me and my person.
I do not smoke, I have tried to smoke, when I was younger. I can have a glass
of a red dry grapevine, sometimes it helps to relax.
I try cares of the person and a body, I know, that it is all that I have.
I not the little girl, and I know, that at first almost all
Men look at a body, feet and the person. The god has created men such people!)
it is good, I think, that I am lost in my letter,
I am not assured that you understand my purposes, please do not hesitate to ask.
I live to Russia, city Shelekhov, street of Cosmonauts 5, the apartment 7,
the closest big city of Irkutsk.

My city is far enough from Moscow. Moscow - capital of my country.
I want that you have answered, whether you understand my mind,
my intentions, my soul.
If I do not like you, I ask answer also, I will continue the search.

Well, I will close this letter, I think that you have got tired to read such
big letter. If you think that I should write shorter letters,
Please tell to me. I write from Internet cafe in Irkutsk because there is no
possibility to use the Internet In my small city. We on all city have 4 digital
numbers, and we cannot call abroad, it is very expensive now
In the conditions of crisis. Please do not worry, if you do not find from me
the letter, I do not have time to travel,
It approximately 25 minutes by the bus from my city to Irkutsk.
Please tell to me more about you, your tastes, that you love and do not love.
Still I at me have some questions:

You can drink a hard liquor too much? You can be very drunk?
You can be rough with women?
Send to me more than the photos.
To me will be it is pleasant to look at your photos.

Well, I should stop, or I will write without the termination)) I Kiss you!!! Good-bye!
In my following e-mail I will write to you more about me directly, and it is
more than details about my trip and work.
I will miss on you, yours Natalya

Then before I can answer she sends another one. This one with a killer shot of “her” ass…

Hello my dear Sam!

I am so glad to see your letter again,I think I am a lucky girl to meet
such man and I will do my best to meet you in real life!
you know I can work in any city of your area because it is free
choice and agency only  helps me to ge
only travel documents and ticket, and I do hope that we will like
each other and now I have the destination.
The agency will also suggest some places to work in. I do hope I
have met my right man!you know I have told you before one
of my friend worked  abroad last year and have met right man,now they
live there and they are going to
marry. by the way now they are arranging the trip to Russia,
(he wants to meet her parents and friends)



I think if I feel that you are my dream  and you have the same feelings
we could think about our future together.

if not I will just work and return back when the time to travel back.
you know I am new here and I am afraid to make any mistake.
I have one  great lack,I am very impatient sometimes  I can act
without thinking.

Sometimes I think that my  dream is getting for real and it is so
bad to be disappointed later.
I want you to know all small things about me because it shouldn't be
any misunderstandings between us.



I  want you to know that I am not angel and sometimes I can show m
character.And I don't wait that you to be angel too,
I just want to meet a kind man .

I am very kind and I can forgive almost all I can't forgive if
my man  sleep with different woman, I don't know many nessesary words in english.

I hope you can read between lines. A little more about myself!
my favorite activity is fitness.  I wanted to be as  fitness trainer but
I finished The Irkutsk State Univercity, trainers faculty as fitness
trainer but I don't work on my profession because there are no
good fintess clubs in my city,



I used to sit at home and to do all housework,helping my mom.
I would  like to have good job,
I may work dancing teacher, or trainer of fitness,you know
I have a certificate. I worked as a trainer a year ago .
and I would like to do it again .you know how many more younger girl
want to get this job too!Alot of competition here. I want to
tell you about things I like:
I like to make barbecue and I so much want to have my own home with  fireplace.
usually I make very tasty ones and in principle I like to cook and it
is not problem for me to cook something tasty and I don't like to
visit cafes and restaurants,
at first usually  they can't cook weel(maybe only here) and
second too high price.



I like warm weather. and my great dream is to live somewhere on tropical island.

Also I want to tell you about my dislikes:

I hate our long winters it  seems to me they will never end.
I hate lies and unfaithfulness.
I hate evil people and politicans I  think they like to play wars,
I hate any  ars.

What I like in a man: faithfulness, honesty. He has to be open- minded
and open-hearted, also easy-going. and much more important he is kind,
kindness makes our world!
Are you kind and gentle  man  ?????

I think my man should be kind ,it is great feeling after love,only kind
person may be happy, all rude people are unhappy.
or must be. A few questions yet, agency  tells that I will have a room
in nearest hotel near my future
work but if we like each other may be is it possible to live together?
I think we will enjoy life together. do you have your car?animals? I
can't drive and I do hope you give me a few lessons, to be fair I have
so many plans .I will find out all travel details
about my flight this week. I will leave my town today in a two hours
and i think I will be not able to write to you today or so.

When I am in Moscow I will send you short  letter to let you know
that I am all right and they tell that it takes about two days to
get all nesseary papers, please confirm your international airport,
I want to be sure I have all your details and
Please don't look at different girls. I am the best(joke).

Well, I will close this letter I think I am bore today,and please feel
free to ask. See you soon!I can't believe everything is for real.
to be fair I am lost and my head  is like any big station with a lot of voice!

KISS and  LOVE  Natalya!

Then another email right after the previous one. I guess she’s on her way to see me or something….

My honey ! it is me,can you believe  I am in Moscow. I can't believe ,
it was wonderful flight and they gave red vine in plane, wow,I have never tried
such tasty one!!!!!

I went  the bus up to the Subway from the airport .
In  Subway   long went, it was so is delightful
I was in travel agency today, but my documents are not ready yet,
it  will be ready  tomorrow.

I will go to travel agency again to get all info about my  trip.
And of course, when I will get it - I will send it to you!
It is such great city and it takes a few hours to travel from one end to other.

I rented the flat for few days.



People said to me some nice places in Moscow while he was
Such a great city it is. I have no words to explain. you can't imagine
how great Moscow is,to be fair I wouldn't like to
live here,a lot of cars,people , voice and pollution.

Ugly traffic and people with crazy eyes.
When I get off plane in airport  Moscow  policeman  asked about
passport and he looked at me like I am any enemy,
I think all people here are a little crazy at  terrorism.

Life here in Moscow is expensive. I was going through some shops today
and it is much more expensive than in our town. Food and all the general things.



It is the same country but different prices, what a great change.
I think people living in Moscow are very cautious ,I think so.

But I think that I have done my choice and to be fair I don't want to
live here,it is not the city of my dreams. you know I am not coward
I am not afraid I know it is my chance to meet

kind man .I do hope I am right. and I think you are too
kind to make any bad things I feel it.

Well,I will close this letter ,please write as soon as possible!see
you soon! KISS . Great kiss from Moscow!!!!!!!!!  Natalya

And now she’s at some airport in the United States I guess. Beats me…

My darling!!!!!!!

I write very short letter.

To me 2 minutes have allowed to take advantage of a computer free of charge, but only!!
Darling, inform, please, the nearest airport,

Where you can meet me?

Your fast girl, Natalya.

Hello my dear Sam!
I am so glad to see your letter again,I think I am a lucky girl to meet  such man and I will do my best to meet you in real life!
 you know I can work in any city of your area because it is free choice and agency only  helps me to get
only travel documents and ticket, and I do hope that we will like each other and now I have the destination.
The agency will also suggest some places to work in. I do hope I have met my right man!you know I have told you before one
of my friend worked  abroad last year and have met right man,now they live there and they are going to
marry. by the way now they are arranging the trip to Russia,(he wants to meet her parents and friends)
I think if I feel that you are my dream  and you have the same feelings we could think about our future together.
if not I will just work and return back when the time to travel back. you know I am new here and I am afraid to make any mistake.
I have one  great lack,I am very impatient sometimes  I can act without thinking.
Sometimes I think that my  dream is getting for real and it is so bad to be disappointed later.
I want you to know all small things about me because it shouldn't be any misunderstandings between us.
I  want you to know that I am not angel and sometimes I can show my character.And I don't wait that you to be angel too, I just want to meet a kind man .
I am very kind and I can forgive almost all I can't forgive if my man  sleep with different woman, I don't know many nessesary words in english.
I hope you can read between lines. A little more about myself!
my favorite activity is fitness.  I wanted to be as  fitness trainer but
I finished The Irkutsk State Univercity, trainers faculty as fitness
trainer but I don't work on my profession because there are no good fintess clubs in my city,
I used to sit at home and to do all housework,helping my mom. I would  like to have good job,
I may work dancing teacher, or trainer of fitness,you know I have a certificate. I worked as a trainer a year ago .
and I would like to do it again .you know how many more younger girls  want to get this job too!Alot of competition here. I want to tell you about things I like:
I like to make barbecue and I so much want to have my own home with  fireplace.
usually I make very tasty ones and in principle I like to cook and it  is not problem for me to cook something tasty and I don't like to visit cafes and restaurants,
at first usually  they can't cook weel(maybe only here) and second too high price.
I like warm weather. and my great dream is to live somewhere on tropical island. Also I want to tell you about my dislikes:
I hate our long winters it  seems to me they will never end. I hate lies and unfaithfulness.
I hate evil people and politicans I  think they like to play wars, I hate any  ars.
What I like in a man: faithfulness, honesty. He has to be open- minded  and open-hearted, also easy-going. and much more important he is kind,kindness makes our world!
Are you kind and gentle  man  ?????
I think my man should be kind ,it is great feeling after love,only kind  person may be happy, all rude people are unhappy.
or must be. A few questions yet, agency  tells that I will have a room in nearest hotel near my future
work but if we like each other may be is it possible to live together?I think we will enjoy life together. do you have your car?animals? I
can't drive and I do hope you give me a few lessons, to be fair I have so many plans .I will find out all travel details
about my flight this week. I will leave my town today in a two hours and i think I will be not able to write to you today or so.
When I am in Moscow I will send you short  letter to let you know that I am all right and they tell that it takes about two days to
get all nesseary papers, please confirm your international airport, I want to be sure I have all your details and
Please don't look at different girls. I am the best(joke). Well, I will close this letter I think I am bore today,and please feel
free to ask. See you soon!I can't believe everything is for real. to be fair I am lost and my head  is like any big station with a lot of voice!
KISS and  LOVE  Natalya!