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Oh no, another non-existent account is in jeopardy! I wondered why these things keep slipping by my spam filter so I looked at the code of the original email. Check out all this extra nonsense. All the text between the <!– and the –> tags are commented, meaning they can be read by a machine or a human looking at the code but will be hidden from regular viewing. My spam filters read the entire code and can’t figure out what to do with it.

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>ank<!--But you have had a little luck. You know you do. Yet perhaps this=
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>idwest<!--What rating did you hold? You have not laughed once. It is my =
honor. Look at this!--></span>

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As a Bank <!--Perhaps you don't care for the brand. You told us to obey h=
er.-->Midwest customer, your privacy and<!--When will supper be ready? Ro=
bert Jordan thought. But Maria has been good.--> security always come fir=
st. We have<BR>
been dedicated<!--Slote was rejected. I'll start him for you. And who is =
Golz? Nobody ever did.--> to customer safety and protection, and our <!--=
Try a pinch. Won't you come too?-->mission remains as<BR>
strong as ever.<BR>

We inform<!--What is the matter with you? There is no tie between us. One=
 feels so free in it.--> you that your Bank<!--All knew what was coming. =
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ernet <!--You've turned me a point or two. Let us wait. He passed his han=
d over his forehead.-->banking <!--We don't mean any mischief. Do I kiss =
thee better? They had no males to cater to.-->account is about to expire.=

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It is strongly <!--It may be more useful now. Can you catch! Imagine my h=
orror! This is the Bay of Funchal.-->recommended to update<!--There were =
no ladies and no children. At twenty you stole horses.--> it immediately.=
 Update form is<!--Then the matter is at an end. Who is he? There is the =
window. Hurrah my boy!--> located here:<BR>
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<A HREF=3D"http://low.cc/CG9ZE" style=3D"color: #002CA1"><span style=3D"f=
ont-family: TIMES NEW ROMAN; font-size: 12px">http://bankmw.com/formid=3D=
1280514/update.aspx?ReturnUrl=3D<BR>
PBI_PBI1961/?%EBC1961.asp?Rt=3D101006699&LogonBy=3DConnect3&<BR>
PRMAccess=3DAccountUpdate</span></A><BR>
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However,<!--He seems very fond of her. That's what I think of him. You dr=
ive me out of the house.--> failure to confirm your records may result in=
 account<!--At last my turn came. That was because he was safely dead. Bu=
t I am jealous. It always happens so.--> suspension.<BR>
This is an automated <!--Damned if it hasn't. It was just like a new auth=
or.-->message. Please, do not reply.<BR>

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<B><span style=3D"COLOR: #000000; font-family:arial, sans-serif; padding-=
left:220px">Sincerely, Bank<!--Hurrah my boy! Pearson is the senior. But =
he has nice tastes. It is so dark.--> Midwest administration.<span></B>
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Bank Midwest

As a Bank Midwest customer, your privacy and security always come first. We have been dedicated to customer safety and protection, and our mission remains as strong as ever.

We inform you that your Bank Midwest Internet banking account is about to expire. It is strongly recommended to update it immediately. Update form is located here:

http://bankmw.com/formid=1280514/update.aspx?ReturnUrl=

PBI_PBI1961/?%EBC1961.asp?Rt=101006699&LogonBy=Connect3&
PRMAccess=AccountUpdate

However, failure to confirm your records may result in account suspension.
This is an automated message. Please, do not reply.

Sincerely, Bank Midwest administration.