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Wow. These Nigerian’s got some balls. Instead of just making up some fake company they’re trying to impersonate a huge established corporation. Of course this makes the details of the offer seem even LESS credible. Worth a full read as it’s quite unintentionally humorous.

Honeywell International Inc.
101 Columbia Road
Morristown, NJ 07962

Pleasant day,
If you have access to a computer, and have up to three hours spare
time per-week. you can get paid, would you like to work part or full time
online from home and get paid  weekly? If yes,then please read carefully.
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ABOUT US
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Honeywell International is a diversified technology and manufacturing
leader,serving customers worldwide with aerospace products and services;
control technologies for buildings, homes and industry; automotive products;
turbochargers; and specialty materials. With roots tracing back to 1885,
Honeywell employs more than 100,000 people in 95 countries.
Under the leadership of Chairman and CEO Dave Cote, we focus on our
Five Initiatives: Growth, Productivity, Cash, People and the Enablers,
Honeywell Operating System and Functional Transformation.
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JOB POSITION
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We are currently seeking part or full time employees for our
ever-growing Accounts Receivable Department.  Through extensive
demographic research, we have discovered a wealth of untapped human
resources that, for one reason or another, need the freedom to work
from home.  If this sounds like you, please read on, and consider
becoming part of our company family. as part of our ongoing Multi
Level Marketing Network,we seek capable individuals to work for
us as our representative. You can easily make $700-$2000 or more
in a week by working for us as Sub-contractor in your geographical
location, you will be in charge of collecting payment on behalf of
our affiliates and Small business organizations that are registered
under us. Does it sounds like your dream job? Well, it certainly for
10,000+current members who are making $700- $2,000 weekly online with
this system.Note that no form of investment of is needed from you and
this job will take only 1-3 hours of your time per week.
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JOB RESPONSIBILITY
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The position of Accounts Receivable officer entails the following duties:
coordinate payments from our clients, receive payments which come in
form of certified checks or united states postal money orders, process
payments at your local bank, and forward 90% of funds received to the
proper branch office, as instructed.  The remaining 10% is your wage.
Since this position is need-based, you will have plenty of free time
while enjoying a good income.
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REMUNERATION
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Every assignment in form of payment received from clients, you're
entitled to 10% which excludes the cost of processing western union to
any regional office accountant Also you get a monthly salary of $1500
which comes at the end of every month, plus other incentives and benefits
that accrue, which includes tax holidays.
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INTERESTED APPLICANTS (HOW TO APPLY)
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Interested applicants should reply with full name, full residential
address with zip-code and country name,phone numbers, and email address,
so that one of our Human Resource Managers can contact you through email,
with an approval letter if the management decides youre a successful
candidate.  Please specify the best way to contact you in your reply
email.We appreciate your interest in Honeywell International Inc.

Wilson Bradbury
Chairman and CEO
Honeywell International Inc.
101 Columbia Road
Morristown, NJ 07962