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So Mr Gardner dies and they can’t find a single relative to give the money to so they turn to the web to find random people to pretend they are his long lost family. Suuuure, totally makes sense. And don’t call me “Att”. That’s “Mr.Att” to you sir!

Dear Att:

I am Barrister Bernard Montez a solicitor at law. the personal attorney to Mr Kenneth
Gardner,a national of your country,who used to work with British/Dutch Shell
petroleum-development Company Pty in Cote d ‘Ivoire. after referred as my client. On the 21st of April 2005, my client, his Wife and their three children were involved in a car accident along sandton express road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives.

I am contacting you to quietly look for a reliable and honest person who will be capable and fit to provide either an existing bank account or to set up a new Bank a/c immediately to claim his contract sum which he executed under Cote d’Ivoire National Petroleum Corperation (SNPC) before his sudden death. Particularly, the Federal Ministry of finance (FMF) and the Finance Company where the deceased had his contract fund valued at about [76,000.000.00USD][Seventy Six million United States Dollars] has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated within the next fourteen official working days.

Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for almost 2years now I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you are foreigner, so that the proceeds of this account valued at [76,000.000.00USD][Seventy Six million United States Dollars] can be paid to your bank account. I will acquire all necessary legal documents in your name that can be used to backup any claim we may make. We will start the first transfer with Thirty Six million[$36,000.000] upon successful transaction without any disappointment from your side, we shall re-apply for the payment of the remaining amount to your account.

All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through.I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimata arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. I need your full co-operation to make this work fine. because the management is ready to approve this payment to any foreigner who has correct information of this account, which I will give to you, upon your positive response.

I am looking for someone who has profitable investments ideas and experience. Someone whom I can heartedly impose full trust and confidence to stand as an Investor to receive the fund as Annual Investment. Also I will need your assurance that you will not try to BETRAY me or RUN AWAY with the funds when the funds is finally deposited in your country. All confirmable documents to back up the claims will be made available to you prior to your acceptance. Meanwhile, I have worked out the modalities and technicalities whereby the funds can be claimed. Most importantly, you will be required to:

(1). Stand as the beneficiary to receive the funds as I will present you before the firm.

(2). Receive the funds into a business/personal bank account in your country.

(3). At the conclusion of this business,you will be given 35% of the total amount,60% will be for me,while 5% will be for expenses both parties might have incurred during the process of transferring.

If you are interested, Please indicate your positive interest immediately by return email, for us to proceed with full details of transaction. Remember this transaction must be kept absolutely confidential. I guarantee again that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of law. Please get in touch with me to enable us discuss further. I am reposing my confidence in you now beliving that you will never let me down.
Respectfully Yours,

Barrister Bernard Montez (esq.)
20/22 Bd. Clozel,
Residence les Acacias 20 BP 464
Abidjan, Ivory Coast