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Looking for some “tools” to join this company. Normally I wouldn’t bother with posting such a run of the mill scam but I just think the part about how you’ll only work when they need you so you’ll have plenty of free time to yourself is just too precious. The weird way they calculate your wage is quite novel as well.

Sir/Madam,

Would you like to work online from Home/Temporarily and get paid weekly?
We are glad to offer you a job position at our company, NORTHERN TOOLS INC.
JOB RESPONSIBILITY

The position of Accounts Receivable officer entails the following duties:
coordinate payments from our clients, receive payments which come in form
of certified checks or United States postal money orders, process payments
at your local bank, and forward 90% of funds received to the proper branch
office, as instructed.  The remaining 10% is your wage.  

Since this position is need-based, you will have plenty of free time
while enjoying a good income.

Full Name:
Full Address(zip code, state and country included, NO P.O.BOX ADDRESSES ALLOWED):
Phone Numbers:
Age:
Occupation:

HAVE YOU RESPONDED TO A SIMILAR OFFER LIKE THIS? IF YES,WHAT WAS THE OUTCOME :
NOTE: A COPY OF YOUR RESUME SHOULD BE INCLUDED IF AVAILABLE.
If interested get back with this information to Contact Email Address:

Upon Receipt of these details, You will be furnished with more
information regarding  the job.

Hope to read from you soon.
NTI