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This is a ‘best of’ collection from a series single line erectile dysfunction spam emails. The subject line was “Resolve to Bed More Chicks in 2010?”. Why they put a question mark is a mystery. I understand them all except “shoot the bar girl”. Did perhaps they meant “shoot your load in the bar girl”? The promise that “she’ll swallow if you take this” is especially dubious. I seriously doubt that a harder erection will suddenly change her preference on that subject. Just sayin’.

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