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This was sooo funny. I get an email asking to buy a Pop Corn popper. Obviously as scam. Most likely involving fake or stolen credit cards. So I decided to have a little fun. My responses are in RED. Not only does the Frozen Ham machine not phase him, he’s willing to pay full price!

Subject: RE: Urgent order

MY NAME IS JOHN FROM FLORIDA  I WILL LIKE TO KNOW IF YOU DO CARRY POP CON MACHIENS  IN STOCK FOR SALE.I WILL  ALSO LIKE TO KNOW THE PRICE FOR ONE,ALSO I WILL LIKE TO KNOW IF YOU ACCEPT VISA OR MASTER CREDIT CARD AS FORM OF PAYMENT.AND FOR THIS ORDER,I WILL LIKE TO RECOMMEND A FREIGHT COMPANY OVER YOUR COMPANY LOCATION TO PICK-UP THE MACHIENS TO ONE OF MY CHURCH’S .SO I WILL LIKE TO KNOW IF YOU DO AGREE THE FREIGHT COMPANY TO HANDLE THE SHIPMENT..FORWARD TO READ FROM YOUR REPLY SOON…..

KIND REGARDS,
MR.JOHN(OWNER)

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Sure we carry a lot of popcorn machines. Which model are you thinking about. The Pop-O-Matic 2000 or the PopMaster X?

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hello Butler
thank’s for the reaply,i will take Popmastar X.,i will also like to know the price for one.
hope to here from you soon.

Regards.
john.

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The PopMaster X is $1,475.

It comes with an extra safety shield to protect users from oil burns, three pounds of imported synthetic popcorn kernels, a gallon of refurbished corn oil, and a 12 month limited warranty against defects in craftsmanship.

We offer a 3 year extended warranty for an additional  $250.

Thanks,

Clay

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hello Clay

Thanks for the reply I will take $1,475., let me know the total cost 1opiece  including the pallet etc.  For pick up and shipments .I would  like you to send a note to URGENT SHIPPERS COM. L.M.D), and their email address is (urgentshippers@yahoo.com)  with the weight , size of the shipments .also  pick up address and the delivery address below, and they will provide you with the shipping cost . let me know as soon as  you know the cost for the shipment.I will call you to make the full payment.Advice if i can make payment with my master cards   . .Please treat this request as urgent.
I will be looking forward to hearing from you. Below is the delivery address.

Regards.
john.

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So sorry Mark,

I just checked my inventory and the last PopMaster X has already been committed to another buyer and the Pop-O-Matic 2000 is our last floor model. New shipments will arrive in two weeks. However we do have a refurbished frozen ham machine for only $850 (they normally sell for $1,250). If your church group likes pop corn they will probably like frozen ham as well. It’s a new treat that’s becoming very popular. The machine freezes a full size ham and then you connect the ham to a device that runs it through a shredder. It’s just like Hawaiian Shaved ice except it’s ham. Kit comes with 12 flavors of syrup and 24 boxes of cups as well to get you started.

Let me know if you’d like to proceed with this order instead.

Thanks,

Clay

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hello Clay,
Thanks for the reply I will take  $1,250, let me know the total cost15piece including the pallet etc.  For pick up and shipments .I would  like you to send a note to URGENT SHIPPERS COM. L.M.D), and their email address is (urgentshippers@yahoo.com)  with the weight , size of the shipments .also  pick up address and the delivery address below, and they will provide you with the shipping cost . let me know as soon as  you know the cost for the shipment.I will call you to make the full payment.Advice if i can make payment with my master cards   . .Please treat this request as urgent.
I will be looking forward to hearing from you. Below is the delivery address.
Delivery address

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Hello Mr. John,

I can’t find your delivery address anywhere.

Please send.

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hello Clay,
sorry for the lerte reaply, as i told you the shipping ccompany will come to your sit to pick the item’s.As i told you, i i’m not in town at this time.so you can go on and contact the shipping company.

Regards.
john.