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This one is friggin’ awesome. If this doesn’t raise a bunch of red flags then you are a danger to yourself and others. Best line? How about a “fixed basic salary which is paid with a lot of different ways”. Uh, like blow jobs? Goats and chickens? Is there a list of options to choose from?

Dear Mr. / Mrs,

We would like you to review this offer.One of the big worldwide companies has a vacancy for you. GEC inc provides services for corporate and individual clients from more than 20 countries all over the world. GEC inc has a stable financial growth and we are looking for extension ways even during the economical crisis.

Our recruiting team has found your resume on the internet and considered your candidacy suitable for the position of financial operations department employee.

Here is a quick review of GEC inc.

Gold Electronic Currency Inc company was found in 2004 by several businessmen in Warsaw, Poland The services GEC inc provided were connected to purchasing/exchanging/selling of the digital currencies to people and companies.The internet currencies such as eGold, eBullion, MoneyBookers,Liberty Reserve became a lot more popular nowadays and since then we have reached a great success by providing the most qualified and efficient service to our customers.So we have a huge perspectives to expand more. There was a long experience of working with countries in Eastern Europe and we have recently entered US and UK markets.The company needs intelligent and strongly motivated employees.It must be the person with a lot of energy, the person who is communicative and punctual, disciplined and talented.

To apply for the position we offer you must:
- be legally trouble free
- have a clean record
- have a personal working cell phone
- be computer skilled as an intermediate user
- have an Internet access during the working hours

Among all the benefits we provide there are:
-fixed basic salary which is paid with a lot of different ways
-home based position opportunity, flexible schedule
-bonuses such as modern communications devices(iPhone or Blackberry cell phones, Mac or Sony Vaio laptops) after a trial month of our cooperation
-2-week paid vacation twice a year, the company makes all the tax payments.

Remember that there are no investments from you.The company has a strong security level and
does not operate checks or money orders due to security purposes.

You were chosen as a right person to work for GEC inc. We would love to see your reply as soon as possible. The number of the positions is limited ,so please be quick.

Thank you for your attention and please email us at ONLY at: HalletteFrohman43291@gmail.com

Best Regards