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Well it started out with good general advice and then slipped into the usual “women want a big dick more than anything” spiel. This is a compilation of a series of five penis enlargement emails in the order they were received. Still baffled on how a big penis shows confidence. Do large breasts show confidence?

It’s impossible to hide failure. You can tell by the look on one’s face whether they are successful, or about to fall prey to another failed venture. ( An accurate observation on human behavior though con-artists are very good at hiding failure)

The first thing women notice about a man is his confidence level. A depressed looking man, who won’t stand up straight and confidently has little to no chance of getting a date with a good looking gal. ( True)

On the other hand, a broad-chested guy standing straight and tall with a confident look in his eyes and a swagger in his step is sure to catch the eye of a pretty women. He won’t be guaranteed to pick up a date with any girl he wants, but there’s no doubt he’ll catch their attention. (Accurate summary of  how human mate selection works)

And believe me, nothing in the world gives a man more confidence than a big penis. A man who knows that the schlong dangling in his pants is big enough to satisfy any woman walks around with an “I don’t have a care in the world” kind of aura. (Conjecture)

You can bet your bottom dollar that woman notice this. They don’t care about what a man has to say; but confidence speaks volumes. A big penis is the key to showing you have real confidence. (Basically inaccurate on all accounts)