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I’m really shocked at the corruption that is plaguing Bristol Myers. You’d think that a company who reported a quarterly profit of $850 million dollars would have a better handle on their employees. So no Mr Johnson, I will not pose as an Indian farmer so you can skim profits from expensive herbs that sell for $36 per gram ( 5 grams at $180 or 3,000 rupees). How dare you profit from cancer patients and viral infection sufferers! Good day sir!

Bristol Myers Company
156 Shaftesbury Avenue,
WC2H 8HL London,
United Kingdom.
+447035904513

http://www.bristomyers.com/uk/

Hello,

My name is Dr Johnson Brown from west Dublin United Kingdom i am a research consultant working with a pharmaceutical company in United Kingdom as production and development administrator.
I do visit India on purpose of purchasing some local production materials for our company, now I have just been promoted and our management has decided to replace my former position with another staff on purchasing these items from India, So I intend to bring to your clear understanding closer in what I am about to do and hope you will find it reasonable.

1.)I do purchase this product during the time I visited India from the local farmer at the rate of (3,800 rupees per sachet) of 5 grams while taking ($180 US dollars for same sachet) from our company due to demand and value of this herbal material to our company.

Now I am promoted to another position, our company intends to retrieve the contact of the local farmer in India from me in other to hand it over to the new staff who is going to purchase this product for them.

2.)I want to compromise with you and introduce your information to our company as the same local farmer in India where I have been purchasing this product out, you will now purchase this product out from the local farmer at (3,800 rupees per sachet) and re-sale to our company at usual rate of ($180 Us dollars per same sachet) they will visit India and make cash payment for the herbal product, this material is a local natural herb (Theresa herbs) refined in the laboratories by adding other pharmaceutical substances to produce medicines for Cancer patients and many more viral diseases. Finally, the profit you made from each sale to our company will be shared in this ration, 20% for me and 80% for you for your partnership in the transaction. The supply will be on a bi-monthly basis, i believe this will be an alternative revenue generating venture for you.

I will explain further as soon as i receive your response, please send your response to this email id ( johnsonbrown40407@ymail.com )

Have a nice day,

Awaiting your response

Dr. Johnson Brown.

OMFG! Where do you start on something like this. They send you a fake check and then you go spend your own money to shop at Walmart (and you get to keep everthing you buy!) and then you go to Western Union to transfer a large sum to their agent. This too is your money. They will then pay you $200 for your trouble! WTF? Anyone who falls for this should receive 200 lashes with a wet noodle (linguine would suffice)

Hello,

Congratulations, We would like to let you know that you have been selected in your area. We do have all the required details needed and we are happy to congratulate you on your new employment. So I have documented a file for you and it’s in record.

Shopper’s Guide wants you to run a survey on two prominent companies in your area.

The 1st is a WalMart Store
The 2nd is a Western Union/MoneyGram Location

A Check/Money order of between ($800 – $2,850) will be mailed out to you to carry out the Evaluation.
The funds have been calculated to cover both aspects of this survey. You will be allocated $100 for the Walmart shopping section.

All you have to do is walk into any of its location buy, buy and buy till you exhaust the money provided for this section, but you have to be in the store for at least 30 minutes, watching and taking note of everything (Remember that everything you buy is totally yours).

The management of Walmart intends to change the store’s environment, color, gift items and shopping/carrier bags etc, we are also looking into putting a stop to poor services. For these reasons we have decided to give the customers the opportunity to decide.

NOTE: You are to keep the WalMart receipt of everything you buy to the report.

There has been reports about lapses in the services of their Management and some of their staff,the complaints were based on reports which their customers forwarded anonymously and Phone calls which were also made to the Head office.The Walmart locations were reported for Evaluation and Negligence for the following reasons:

(I) Poor services
(II) Rude behaviour to customers
(III) Excess charges
(IV) Late opening time and Closing before time.

YOUR SECOND EVALUATION ( Between $600 – $2550)

The 2nd assignment Western union/MoneyGram

As you know there are Western Union/MoneyGram Outlets offering Money transfer services.
A lot of customers have reported lapses in Money transfer services in some Outlets around the U.S. Our need to act is based on reports and complaints which some customers forwarded anonymously and phone calls that were made to our head office.

Agent’s locations were reported for evaluation for the following reasons;

Slow services
Unbalanced exchange rate
Poor services
Rudeness to customers
Excess charge

YOUR EVALUATION WILL BE :

To make a transfer of funds from the location to our agent with the remaining funds after you complete your first task.Funds would be picked up by our agent at the exact location which a customer reported his/her funds missing from.

You will have to record the time at which you got to the Western union/MoneyGram Outlet and how many minutes it took you to get the service.

You will also provide us with the Name of the cashier that attended to you along with the Address of the WalMart store.

You will be paid a commission of $100 for completing both tasks. Also you will be on a basic monthly salary of $1000.00 which you will be receiving every last day of the month end. Your reports should be drafted and sent to me via email immediately the assignment has been completed.

Please remember what we are really after are the lines of Questions stated below, these are guidelines that you will lookout for during your visits to the WalMart and Western Union/MoneyGram Outlet.

GUIDELINES:-

-How long it took you to get services.
-Ambiance/ Outlook of the Shop/ Outlet.
-Name and Smartness of the attendant.
-Customer service professionalism.
-Reaction of personal under pressure.
-Information that you think would be helpful.
-Your comments and impressions.
-Your personal opinion.

Note: Please, confirm that you did received this message so that the we can process funds that would be sent to you for the assignment.You Are not required to use your money upfront for any reason. We would be sending funds for the survey.

We want your total Co-operation, Support, Availability and Trust. Please confirm(Acknowledge) receipt of this email, by writing back before we proceed further.

Please make sure you reply to this email with the following information below :

First Name
Last Name
Street Address ( NO po box pls)
City
State
Zip Code
Cell Phone Number / Home Phone Number
Age
Current Occupation:
Alternate Email Address
Days / Hours Available

Email all your information to our email: mbryancy@yahoo.ie

Thanks for your anticipated co-operation in order to start work soon.
Regards,
Michael Bryan
Evaluation Coordinator

Oh my god, I’m like the shittiest business person in the world! I better get my act together before my empire crumbles!

Hello,

Here with the Better Business Bureau would like to notify you that we have been filed a complaint (ID 26299958) from one of your customers related to their dealership with you.

Please open the COMPLAINT REPORT below to obtain more information on this issue and inform us about your opinion as soon as possible.

We hope to hear from you very soon.

Sincerely,

Fernando Grodhaus

Dispute Counselor
Better Business Bureau

Council of Better Business Bureaus
4200 Wilson Blvd, Suite 800
Arlington, VA 22203-1838
Phone: 1 (703) 276.0100
Fax: 1 (703) 525.8277

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Attention: Owner/Manager

Here with the Better Business Bureau would like to inform you that we have been filed a complaint (ID 26865587) from your customer in regard to their dealership with you.

Please open the COMPLAINT REPORT below to obtain more information on this case and inform us about your position as soon as possible.

We hope to hear from you shortly.

Kind regards,

Nita Aracely

Dispute Counselor
Better Business Bureau

Council of Better Business Bureaus
4200 Wilson Blvd, Suite 800
Arlington, VA 22203-1838
Phone: 1 (703) 276.0100
Fax: 1 (703) 525.8277

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Good afternoon,

Here with the Better Business Bureau would like to notify you that we have been filed a complaint (ID 93792721) from one of your customers related to their dealership with you.

Please open the COMPLAINT REPORT below to obtain the details on this matter and suggest us about your opinion as soon as possible.

We are looking forward to hearing from you.

Sincerely,

Gerard Johnson

Dispute Counselor
Better Business Bureau

Council of Better Business Bureaus
4200 Wilson Blvd, Suite 800
Arlington, VA 22203-1838
Phone: 1 (703) 276.0100
Fax: 1 (703) 525.8277

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Attn: Owner/Manager

Here with the Better Business Bureau would like to notify you that we have been sent a complaint (ID 57703082) from a customer of yours with respect to their dealership with you.

Please open the COMPLAINT REPORT below to obtain the details on this question and inform us about your opinion as soon as possible.

We are looking forward to hearing from you.

Sincerely,

Arnold Melendez

Dispute Counselor
Better Business Bureau

Council of Better Business Bureaus
4200 Wilson Blvd, Suite 800
Arlington, VA 22203-1838
Phone: 1 (703) 276.0100
Fax: 1 (703) 525.8277

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Hello,

Here with the Better Business Bureau would like to notify you that we have been sent a complaint (ID 11254098) from one of your customers with respect to their dealership with you.

Please open the COMPLAINT REPORT below to find more information on this question and inform us about your position as soon as possible.

We are looking forward to your prompt reply.

Kind regards,

Fernando Grodhaus

Dispute Counselor
Better Business Bureau

Council of Better Business Bureaus
4200 Wilson Blvd, Suite 800
Arlington, VA 22203-1838
Phone: 1 (703) 276.0100
Fax: 1 (703) 525.8277

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I’ve been getting a flurry of these today and I tell you I am shocked! Shocked I tell you! First thing tomorrow morning I’m firing my tax accountant as soon as I remember who he is. I know I wrote it down somewhere. And when I find it, they’ll be hell to pay! Mark my word! I mean it, mark my word, like this, or this, or even this!

Hello,

In our continuing effort to ensure that accurate data is being kept up on our systems, and to be able to give you better quality of service; INTUIT INC. has taken part in the Internal Revenue Service [IRS] Name and TIN Matching Program.

We have found out, that your name and/or Social Security Number, that is indicated on your account does not match the information provided by the IRS.

In order to verify your account, please enter the secure section.

Yours sincerely,
INTUIT INC.

Corporate Headquarters
2632 Marine Way
Mountain View, CA 94043

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Dear Account Holder,

With intent to guarantee that exact information is being kept up on our systems, as well as to improve the quality of service we can provide to you; INTUIT INC. has partaken in the Internal Revenue Service [IRS] Name and TIN Matching Program.

We have discovered, that your name and/or Taxpayer Identification Number, that is indicated on your account is not in compliance with the data on file with the IRS.

In order to check and update your account, please enter the site.

Best regards,
INTUIT INC.

Corporate Headquarters
2632 Marine Way
Mountain View, CA 94043

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Good afternoon,

With intent to assure that precise data is being maintained on our systems, as well as to be able to grant you better quality of service; INTUIT INC. has partaken in the Internal Revenue Service [IRS] Name and TIN Matching Program.

It appears that your name and/or TIN, that we have on your account does not correspond to the information on file with the IRS.

In order to verify the information on your account, please use the following link.

Regards,
INTUIT INC.

Corporate Headquarters
2632 Marine Way
Mountain View, CA 94043